- Narrator: THIS IS THE BEAUTIFUL TOWN OF HARGEON.
AND THOSE SAILS IN THE DISTANCE
BELONG TO A FAIRY TAIL SHIP THAT RECENTLY DEPARTED ITS PORT.
IT CARRIES 16 EAGER AND ADVENTUROUS YOUNG WIZARDS
WHO ARE ON THEIR WAY TO TENROU ISLAND.
- ( theme music playing )
- ( man sings in Japanese )
♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
- Chorus: ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
- ♪ THE ROCK CITY BOY ♪ - ♪ THE ROCK CITY BOY ♪
- ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ - ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
- ♪ THE ROCK CITY BOY ♪ - ♪ THE ROCK CITY BOY ♪
- ♪ OH, BABY, YEAH, YEAH ♪
( singing in Japanese )
♪ MY PERFECT DREAM! ♪
- Chorus: ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪ THE ROCK CITY BOY ♪
♪ BOY, BOY, BOY ♪
( singing in Japanese )
- ♪ I WANNA BELIEVE THE SING ON THE BEAT ♪
♪ MOST RECENTLY IS LIKE RECESS TO ME ♪
♪ PRETTY, PRETTY PLEASE, NO BIRDS AND THE BEES ♪
♪ BUT ECSTASY WITH EXTRA CHEESE ♪
♪ RHYMING RHINO SOUNDING LIKE BONO ♪
♪ ALL SMACKED UP WITH A BLACK JACK BOTTLE ♪
♪ WHEN I SAY "HO," YOU SAY "HEY"... ♪
( singing in Japanese )
- Narrator: ONCE A YEAR, THE FAIRY TAIL GUILD
HOLDS THE S-CLASS WIZARD PROMOTION TRIAL,
A HIGHLY ANTICIPATED EVENT FOR THE MOST ELITE MEMBERS.
IT'S BEEN ONE WEEK SINCE NATSU AND THE OTHERS WERE CHOSEN.
WITH THEIR PARTNERS IN TOW,
THEY NOW MAKE THEIR WAY TO TENROU ISLAND,
FAIRY TAIL'S SACRED GROUND.
ONLY ONE WILL BE DECLARED THE VICTOR.
WHO WILL CONQUER THIS YEAR'S TRIAL
AND CLAIM THE VENERATED TITLE OF S-CLASS WIZARD?
- Lucy: OH, WHY IS IT SO HOT?
WASN'T IT SNOWING THE OTHER DAY?
FEELS LIKE MY SKIN'S GONNA MELT OFF.
I'D LOVE TO TURN INTO A POPSICLE,
BUT HAPPY'D JUST EAT ME.
- I'LL THINK I'LL PASS.
- LU, I KNOW IT'S RIDICULOUSLY WARM,
BUT DO YOU HAVE TO SIT LIKE THAT?
- YOU THINK IT'S WARM? IT'S FREAKING BOILING HERE
YEAR ROUND 'CAUSE THERE'S LIKE NEVER ANY WIND.
- ( groans )
- SO HOT.
- MY KINGDOM FOR AN ICE CREAM CONE.
- KINGDOM?
- Gajeel: ALL RIGHT, WE GET IT. IT'S A SCORCHER.
TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. - JUVIA, AREN'T YOU HOT
WEARING THAT? YOU'RE GONNA GET HEATSTROKE.
- NO, I'M PERFECTLY FINE.
HOWEVER, ONE THING THAT MIGHT DO IT...
IS THE SIGHT OF MY BELOVED GRAY'S NAKED BODY!
- I'M DYING HERE!
- SO THIS IS WHAT HELL IS LIKE.
YO, POINT THAT PUKE CANNON SOMEWHERE ELSE, BRO.
- IT WOULDN'T BE SO BAD IF WENDY WOULD CAST
THAT MIRACLE SPELL ON ME AGAIN.
( hacks )
- YOU CAN'T BLAME HER THOUGH.
I MEAN, SHE IS TECHNICALLY YOUR ENEMY.
- SORRY, NATSU. HANG IN THERE.
- ( groans )
- WELL, ISN'T THIS TOUCHING?
HERE THEY ARE ABOUT TO ENGAGE EACH OTHER IN BRUTAL COMBAT
AND THEY'RE BEING ALL BUDDY-BUDDY.
- UGH! I'M ROASTING! I'M LIKE A MAN-STEAK.
- WOULD YOU MIND ROASTING AWAY FROM ME?
- HEY, HAPPY. TURN INTO A POPSICLE.
- I'LL JUST TASTE LIKE DRIED FISH AND REGRET.
- AT THIS POINT, I'D PUT ALMOST ANYTHING IN MY MOUTH
AS LONG AS IT'S COLD.
- WE'VE ARRIVED.
- OH.
- WHOA, IT'S WEIRD LOOKING.
SURE TOOK US LONG ENOUGH.
- THAT'S THE UGLIEST ISLAND EVER.
- Elfman: YOU THINK? LOOKS KIND OF MANLY TO ME.
- Levy: AN ISLAND ON TOP OF AN ISLAND, HUH?
- Wendy: IT'S AMAZING!
SO MUCH MAGIC POWER.
I CAN FEEL IT FROM ALL THE WAY OVER HERE.
Mest: MOST IMPRESSIVE.
- ( groans ) - DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL BE ON LAND SOON.
- THERE'S A LEGEND ABOUT THIS PLACE,
THAT IT WAS ONCE POPULATED BY FAIRIES.
- IS THE LEGEND TRUE?
- NOBODY KNOWS,
BUT IT IS OF GREAT IMPORTANCE TO OUR GUILD--
THE RESTING PLACE OF OUR FIRST MASTER
MAVIS VERMILLION.
- AND YOU'RE GOING THERE DRESSED LIKE THAT?
- SAID THE NUDIST TO THE STYLISH MAN.
- SPEAKING OF WHICH, MIND PUTTING SOME CLOTHES ON?
- ANYTHING ELSE? I'D LIKE TO REVEAL
THE FIRST ROUND OF YOUR TRIAL IF I MAY.
- THERE'S MORE THAN ONE ROUND?
- IF ANY OF THE MASTER'S EVENTS WERE EVER DEEMED SIMPLE,
HE'D PROBABLY KEEL OVER.
- Makarov: PLEASE DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION
TO THE SMOKE COMING FROM THE SHORE.
YOUR FIRST TASK WILL BE TO HEAD TO ITS SOURCE.
ONCE THERE, YOU WILL CHOOSE ONE OF THE EIGHT ROUTES
LEADING INTO THE ISLAND.
EACH IS MEANT FOR A SINGLE TEAM ONLY.
SO DON'T DAWDLE AND PICK ONE.
AFTER YOU'VE MADE YOUR CHOICE,
YOU WILL HAVE TO CONQUER THESE OBSTACLES.
- ( gasps )
- HMM.
- ( growls )
- TEAMS THAT MAKE IT THROUGH THESE TESTS IN ONE PIECE
WILL ADVANCE TO THE SECOND ROUND.
- WHOA. - THAT LAST ONE
IS FIGHTING S-CLASSERS.
"INTENSE COMBAT," NO JOKE. - YEAH, GREAT.
- WHAT'S THE SERENITY ROUTE?
- Makarov: COMBAT ROUTES ARE SELF-EXPLANATORY.
TWO TEAMS CLASH, BUT ONLY ONE MOVES ON.
USE EVERY POWER IN YOUR DISPOSAL.
INTENSE COMBAT ROUTES ARE MORE DIFFICULT.
FIND YOURSELF ON THESE AND YOU'LL BE
FIGHTING ONE OF FAIRY TAIL'S ELITE.
ON THE SERENITY ROUTE,
YOU'LL PASS THE FIRST ROUND WITHOUT FIGHTING,
BUT YOU WILL STILL BE TESTED.
PASSING THIS CHALLENGE REQUIRES QUALITY TEAM WORK
AND A WHOLE LOT OF LUCK.
- HOW DO YOU TEST THAT?
- LET'S COUNT ON GOOD LUCK, RIGHT?
- EVEN AS A GAMBLER, I THINK THAT STRATEGY BLOWS.
WITH ONE-AND-EIGHT ODDS. BE READY TO BRAWL.
- IF I'VE DONE THE MATH CORRECTLY,
ONLY A MAXIMUM OF SIX TEAMS WILL MAKE IT TO THE NEXT ROUND.
- THIS SUCKS!
IF WE PICK THE ROUTES WITH THE S-CLASSERS,
WE'RE GONNA GET A MANLY POUNDING.
- YOU'RE NO REAL MAN. YOU'RE A REAL WIMP.
- THE FIRST ROUND COULD BE THE END OF US.
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO FIGHT A BUNCH OF MY FRIENDS.
- SOUNDS GREAT TO ME.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE TO PUNCH ONE OF THESE FOOLS.
- YEAH, I KNOW.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?
YOUR TRIAL STARTS RIGHT NOW.
- WHAT? - HOLD UP.
IT STARTS BEFORE WE GET ON THE ISLAND?
- ( snickers )
- YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BUD.
TIME TO JET. - HMM.
- LOOKS LIKE THE FIRST PICK IS OURS, LOSERS.
- CATCH YA LATER.
- HEY, GET BACK HERE. - LOSERS! YOU WANT TO DIE?
- ( groans )
- AN ENCHANTMENT.
- IT ISN'T PERMANENT.
FIVE MORE MINUTES ON THAT BOAT WON'T KILL YOU.
- SPEAK FOR YOURSELF! - THAT'S CHEATING.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DON'T
JUST KEEP THEM TRAPPED THERE ALL DAY.
- IT WOULDN'T BE MUCH OF A TRIAL THEN.
- GRAMPS, DO SOMETHING.
THAT'S GOT TO BE AGAINST THE RULES.
- CHILL, IT'S NOT A RACE, SO JUST WAIT.
- IF HE GETS TO THE ISLAND FIRST, WE'RE ALL SCREWED.
HE COULD COVER THE WHOLE PLACE WITH ENCHANTMENTS.
- OH, GOD DANG IT! THIS IS SO NOT FAIR!
- WAIT A SEC, COULDN'T LEVY GET US OUT?
- HM-HMM. THIS'LL BE A PIECE OF CAKE.
- Both: NICE.
- SORRY.
I ONLY REWROTE IT FOR ME AND GAJEEL.
- NOT COOL.
- I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
- NOT TODAY, LULU.
LATER, TATERS. SEE YOU ON THE ISLAND.
- WHAT A BUNCH OF TRAITORS!
- NOW, AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU TEAMED UP
WITH SOMEONE WHO KNOWS FRIED SO WELL, MUSCLE MAN.
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT?
- REWRITING SOMETHING
AS SIMPLE AS THIS IS CHILD'S PLAY.
SOMEONE WITH MY TALENTS COULD HANDLE
THE TOUGHEST ENCHANTMENTS WITH EASE.
LET'S GO.
- MANLY DIVE!
- AH, COME ON.
- HOW MUCH LONGER ARE WE STUCK HERE?
- ANOTHER FOUR MINUTES AT LEAST.
- WHOA, REMIND ME TO HAVE LEVY AROUND
THE NEXT TIME I PISS OFF FRIED.
- Narrator: FIVE MINUTES LATER.
- All: FINALLY!
- ONCE YOU HIT THE WATER,
GO ALL OUT. - OKAY.
- GUESS WE'RE PLAYING CATCH UP.
- THINK YOU CAN PLAY WITH SOME PANTS ON?
- LET'S DO THIS. - AYE, SIR.
- TIME FOR A LITTLE-- ICE MAKE: FLOOR!
- WHOA! WELL, THAT'S ONE WAY TO GET ACROSS.
- I'M VERY FAST AT SEA.
ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU CAN KEEP UP?
- OF COURSE.
- NEVER THOUGHT I'D ENVY A FISH.
- WHAT ARE WE GAWKING FOR? IF WE DON'T GET A MOVE ON,
WE'RE GONNA BE THE LAST ONES THERE.
- DON'T BE SILLY. WENDY AND MEST
HAVEN'T EVEN LEFT THE SHIP YET.
- WHAT THE? - WHEN DID THEY LEAVE?
- HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
- IF WE DON'T GET THERE ASAP,
WE'RE GONNA END UP FIGHTING ERZA OR WORSE.
- WE'RE DEAD.
- DO YOU FEEL THAT, NATSU?
THERE'S SO MUCH MAGIC ENERGY HERE,
IT'S KIND OF FREAKING ME OUT.
- YEAH.
OKAY, LET'S GO!
- Narrator: ONCE A ROUTE HAS BEEN CHOSEN,
A MAGIC BARRIER SEALS IT OFF.
AFTER THAT, THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT OUT,
IS TO WIN THE CHALLENGE.
- Natsu: MAN, WE'RE WAY BEHIND.
- HALF OF THE ROUTES HAVE ALREADY BEEN TAKEN.
WELL, WHICH ONE SHOULD WE PICK?
YOU CHOOSE. - HMM.
THAT ONE!
IF WE TAKE ROUTE "E,"
I BET WE'LL HAVE TO FIGHT ERZA.
- THAT'S DEFINITELY NOT THE PATH I WOULD CHOOSE.
- I FINALLY GET TO FIGHT HER MANO A MANO.
I'M COMING FOR YOU, ERZA. - UGH.
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO
IF SHE'S NOT ON THIS PATH?
- Narrator: ROUTE "E" IS SEALED.
- LOOKS LIKE WE'RE DEAD LAST.
I CAN'T BELIEVE EVEN WENDY AND MEST
GOT HERE BEFORE WE DID.
- HEY, DON'T SWEAT IT.
LIKE THEY SAY, THE BEST IS ALWAYS SAVED FOR LAST.
THAT'S US. WE'VE GOT GOOD LOOKS AND GOOD LUCK.
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET YOU THAT S-CLASS RANK?
- HMM, NICE TO KNOW ONE OF US CAN STAY CHIPPER.
- I DIDN'T EXPECT A CAVE TO BE SO WELL LIT.
- PROBABLY ALL THE SPIRIT FLIES.
SINCE THE ISLAND STAYS WARM ALL YEAR,
THEY MULTIPLY LIKE RABBITS.
- Man: UGH! I WAS JUST STARTING TO RELAX.
- WHO'S THERE?
IF SOMEONE ELSE IS HERE, THAT MEANS...
OUR LUCK SUCKS!
- LOOK, BABIES, IT'S CANA AND THE LOUDMOUTH BLONDE.
- THE NAME'S LUCY, JERK! - SORRY, IT APPEARS THAT
YOU WON'T BE MAKING IT PAST THIS ROUND.
- Narrator: FRIED AND BIXLOW
ARE MEMBERS OF THE INFAMOUS THUNDER LEGION.
DURING THE BATTLE OF FAIRY TAIL,
LUCY AND CANA FACED OFF AGAINST THESE POWERFUL WIZARDS
IN BRUTAL ONE-ON-ONE COMBAT.
HOWEVER...
- OKAY, LUCY, ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN,
HOW SCREWED ARE WE? - 11, GIVE OR TAKE 100.
- Narrator: CANA WAS UTTERLY HELPLESS AGAINST FRIED'S POWER.
AND IF LOKE HADN'T INTERVENED,
LUCY WOULD HAVE FALLEN TO BIXLOW AND HIS BABIES.
- Narrator: THE FIRST ROUND OF THE S-CLASS
WIZARD-PROMOTION TRIAL IS WELL UNDERWAY
ON TENROU ISLAND.
AFTER ARRIVING AT THE STARTING POINT DEAD LAST,
LUCY AND CANA WERE LEFT WITH NO CHOICE
BUT TO TAKE THE ONLY REMAINING ROUTE.
UNFORTUNATELY FOR THEM, IT TURNED OUT TO BE
ONE OF THE COMBAT ROUTES.
AND NOW THEY MUST BATTLE AGAINST TWO MEMBERS
OF THE THUNDER LEGION FRIED AND BIXLOW.
- THE GATE OPENS WHEN ONE TEAM WINS.
AND I'M SURE IT AIN'T GONNA BE YOU TWO BIMBOS.
- BIMBOS! BIMBOS!
- FORGIVE ME, CANA. I CAN'T ALLOW YOU
TO PASS THIS ROUND. NOT NOW.
IF I'M TO FOLLOW LAXUS'S PATH,
I MUST WIN HERE.
- BRING IT ON!
I SWEAR, I AM NOT GONNA LET THE S-CLASS
SLIP THROUGH MY FINGERS A FIFTH TIME.
IT'S ALL OR NOTHING FOR ME.
- ( snickers )
- BEFORE WE BEGIN,
WOULD YOU LADIES MIND COVERING UP A LITTLE?
- COME ON, MAN, IT'S BETTER THIS WAY.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? - Tommen: BOUNCY, BOUNCY.
- ( screams ) - IT'S DISTRACTING.
NOW PLEASE COVER UP.
- OH, A LITTLE SHY, ARE WE?
THAT'LL MAKE THIS SUPER EASY.
- WHAT SORT OF VULGAR SORCERY IS THIS?
SUMMONING BIKINI BABES?!
- DO YOU HAVE IDEA HOW MANY MEN WOULD KILL FOR THAT POWER?
- ( whimpers )
- WHOA, THAT WORKED? - HECK YEAH!
I WISH I'D KNOWN ABOUT THIS WEAKNESS
THE LAST TIME WE FOUGHT.
- DREAM ON.
IT AIN'T GONNA WORK ON ME.
- YOU'RE UP, LU. - RIGHT.
NOW OPEN GATE OF THE MAIDEN!
VIRGO! - ( doorbell rings )
- FAN-SERVICE VERSION FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE.
- WHAT? DO YOU JUST HAVE WOMEN TUCKED AWAY SOMEWHERE?
- I SHOULD SHOW MY APPRECIATION FOR THE EYE CANDY.
SAY THANKS, BABIES. - WEE!
- ALLOW ME TO TEACH YOU MY TENETS.
"V:" VERY CLEAN BATHROOMS
ARE A STAPLE OF ANY GOOD HOME.
"I.R:" IRREPLACEABLE OBJECTS SHOULD BE HANDLED WITH CARE.
"G.O:" GOING TO THE STORE IS THE DUTY OF EVERY MAID.
OW. YEOW.
THAT HURT.
- COME ON! - WHY WOULD YOU SUMMON
YOUR MAID RIGHT NOW? - I DON'T KNOW,
I WAS JUST TRYING TO KEEP WITH THE SHTICK!
( screams )
- I LIKE IT WHEN YOU DANCE FOR ME.
OH, YEAH. I COULD WATCH THIS ALL DAY LONG.
- GO AWAY!
- YOU PIG!
- Bixlow: THAT'S STRIKE TWO.
GET 'EM, BABIES!
- ( screams )
OPEN GATE OF THE RAM! - ( doorbell rings )
- UM, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO?
- AAH! ANYTHING! I DON'T CARE.
- ANYTHING? OKAY.
WOOL BOMB!
- ( chattering )
- FIRST BIKINI BABES
AND NOW A WEIRD RAM CHICK
THAT SHOOTS COTTON CANDY?!
- I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
- SO MUCH INDECENCY.
- GO WOOL WALL!
- WHAT IS THIS STRANGE SENSATION?
MY BODY FEELS WOOLY AND WARM
AS IF I'M BEING HUGGED BY A FLUFFY CLOUD.
- LOOK, MAN, WE ALL GOT TO GO THROUGH PUBERTY SOME TIME,
BUT COULD YOU HOLD OFF UNTIL WE BEAT THESE BIMBOS?
- BIMBOS! BIMBOS!
- LUCY...
KICK! - ( groans )
UGH!
- OH, YEAH! MY STRATEGY WORKED.
I REMEMBERED HE'S REALLY WEAK WITHOUT HIS BABIES.
THESE BIMBOS REALLY KICKED YOUR BUTT, PAL.
- IF IT'S OKAY, MISS LUCY, I'D REALLY LIKE TO GO HOME NOW.
I'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
- "LUCY KICK"?
HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO COME UP WITH THAT ONE?
- STOP THIS! I'M SERIOUSLY ABOUT TO REACH MY LIMIT.
- YOU'RE KIDDING ME! THE SPELL ALREADY WORE OFF?
- HOW UTTERLY DEGRADING.
BUT NOW THAT I'M FREE, YOU WON'T TRAP ME AGAIN.
LET'S GO. - ( Lucy squeaks )
I THINK YOU MADE HIM MAD. - DARK ECRITURE...
WINGS!
- CANA! - IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN A LITTLE SCRAPE
TO BRING ME DOWN.
HERE GOES NOTHING.
PRAYERS FOUNTAIN!
- IT'S NO USE.
- NOT AGAIN. - WATER, HUH?
- NO, THAT WON'T WORK WITH THIS.
IT'S VOLATILE MAGIC MEANT FOR ATTACKING.
IF YOU TOUCH IT, IT COULD KILL YOU.
- YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA.
OPEN GATE OF THE WATER BEARER! - ( doorbell rings )
- AQUARIUS!
- ANOTHER BIKINI BABE?!
- HE'S DISTRACTED. TAKE HIM OUT QUICK.
- ( scoffs )
- ( both scream )
- THAT HURT.
YOU GOT SPONGE FOR BRAINS?
LOOK, HE'S THE ENEMY!
- EVERY TIME I SEE YOU, YOU'RE WEARING LESS AND LESS.
HA! LITTLE LUCY THINKS SHE CAN SEDUCE A MAN, HUH?
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT SCRAWNY BOD!
- YOU LOOKING TO GET BATTERED AND DEEP FRIED?!
- I'M STAYING OUT OF THIS.
- CAN YOU NOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN FRIENDS AND ENEMIES?!
- EVERY WOMAN ALIVE IS MY ENEMY, IDIOT.
YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT STUFF JUST BECAUSE
YOU LET YOUR JUBBLIES OUT TO JIGGLE.
WOW, I DIDN'T KNOW GIRLS WERE SO DESPERATE THESE DAYS.
POOR THING.
YOU'LL NEVER LAND A MAN THAT WAY.
- I BET YOU SETTLED ON THE FIRST UGLY MERMAN
THAT SHOWED YOU HIS TRIDENT. IT MUST BE ROUGH
WHEN YOU'RE 20,000 LEAGUES OF PURE SKANK.
- RUMMY WENCH. - FISHY SEA BEAST.
- MAYBE I SHOULD TRY TO SEPARATE THEM.
NO, I'LL JUST STAY HERE.
- I'D LOVE TO CHAT MORE,
BUT I HAVE TO MEET MY BOYFRIEND.
- WOULD YOU QUIT BRAGGING ABOUT IT?!
UGH! WHY DO I EVEN USE HER?!
- NOT THAT THIS HASN'T BEEN AMUSING,
BUT IF YOU'RE DONE... - FORGOT ABOUT HIM.
- I'M ALL OUT OF IDEAS.
- FINE. I'LL JUST USE THIS AGAIN.
- THIS IS FRIED WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
HE WON'T FALL FOR THE SAME TRICK TWICE.
- NOT THIS AGAIN!
- ARE YOU FRICKIN' KIDDING ME?!
- PLEASE, I CAN'T FIGHT LIKE THIS.
DON'T YOU WANT TO WIN FAIR AND SQUARE?
- I GOT YOUR "FAIR" RIGHT HERE.
HA!
- Girls: OOH!
AHH.
PLEASE COME SNUGGLE WITH US, FRIED.
- YOU'RE DESPICABLE!
I WON'T LET YOU BEAT ME!
- AWW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO MEAN, DARLING.
WE'LL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.
- IT MAY BE OUR ONLY STRATEGY, BUT IT'S CREEPY.
- I'M GOING ALL OUT.
THIS SHOULD FINISH YOU OFF!
- WHY WON'T YOU COME AND PLAY WITH US?
THERE'S NO NEED TO BE SHY.
WE'RE JUST LOOKING TO HAVE SOME FUN.
WE'RE READY TO SERVE YOUR EVERY DESIRE,
MASTER FRIED.
- ( gasping )
- YOU'RE SUCH A CUTIE-PIE.
CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU.
- WHAT'S HAPPENING?
- MADE A CAGE OUT OF BIKINI BABES?
- HA! THAT WAS TOO EASY.
- PLEASE BE GENTLE WITH US. - ( panting )
- GUESS THAT'S ONE WAY TO DO IT. - HONESTLY,
I DON'T KNOW WHY WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT THEM.
WHAT IS IT NOW? - IT'S GREAT
THAT WE HAVE HIM TRAPPED AND ALL,
BUT WE GOT TO BEAT HIM TO GET OUT OF HERE.
UH, CAN YOU MAKE THE GIRLS TACKLE HIM
SO HE GETS CRUSHED OR SOMETHING?
- ( chattering ) - THERE MUST BE A WAY
TO BREAK FREE. THINK!
HER CAGE HAS A WEAK SPOT.
- HE FELL FOR IT. - FOOLED YOU!
- OH, DEAR.
- SUMMON LIGHTNING.
- ( screams )
- WHOA, WE BEAT HIM. - HEY, LOOK.
THE GATE LEADING TO THE NEXT ROUTE IS OPEN.
- YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
- THAT WE ROCK.
- S-CLASS RANK, HERE I COME.
LET'S GO! - YEAH.
- ( groans )
YOU SURE THIS WAS FOR THE BEST?
YOU LOST S-CLASS.
- I'M SURE.
IF IT'D BEEN ANYONE ELSE,
I WOULD'VE GIVEN THE FIGHT MY ALL.
BUT I FEEL I OWE THOSE TWO A DEBT OF SORTS.
AND GIVING THEM THIS VICTORY
SEEMED LIKE A FAIR WAY TO PAY IT OFF.
- WHATEVER.
WE PUT ON A KILLER SHOW, BUT TO BE HONEST,
I THINK YOU GOT THE BETTER END OF THE DEAL.
- PERHAPS. - I AM SURPRISED.
I MEAN, WEREN'T YOU DEAD SET
ON FOLLOWING IN LAXUS'S FOOTSTEPS?
- I'D LIKE TO, BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT TO ME.
- BEING IN FAIRY TAIL IS ALL THAT MATTERS.
BESIDES, I HAVE NO DOUBT LAXUS WILL RETURN ONE DAY.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. THOSE GIRLS HIT THE JACKPOT.
WHAT'RE THE ODDS THAT THEY'D RUN INTO US?
I GUESS THEY'RE PRETTY LUCKY AFTER ALL.
- Narrator: MEANWHILE ON ROUTE "E..."
- HEY, ERZA!
QUIT HIDING AND FIGHT ME!
I'D LIKE TO KICK YOUR BUTT TODAY!
- NATSU, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THIS IS HER ROUTE OR NOT.
YOU NEED TO REMEMBER THAT.
- NO, I CHOSE "E" FOR ERZA,
SO IT'S GOT TO BE HER PATH!
I'M GONNA CLAIM THE TITLE OF S-CLASS WIZARD!
AND I'LL HAVE A BALL KICKING
ERZA'S TEETH IN WHILE I DO IT.
- CHECK IT OUT. THE PATH AHEAD OPENED UP.
- HE HE HE.
I THINK I SEE SOMEBODY. - IS IT ERZA?
- ( both gasp )
- ( gasps )
NO FREAKING WAY!
- SORRY, DEAD END.
LUCK JUST AIN'T ON YOUR SIDE.
- WE'RE DEAD.
- I SHOULD WARN YOU.
I'VE NEVER BEEN GOOD AT HOLDING BACK IN A FIGHT.
SO THIS'LL BE QUICK.
- NATSU?
- ( chuckles )
OH, YEAH, I'M FIRED UP NOW.
- ( theme music playing )
- ( chuckles )
- ( singing in Japanese )
- Happy: WELL, NATSU, YOU HAD A GOOD RUN.
- Natsu: HUH? YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE I'M LEAVING.
- I MEAN THE FIRST ROUND'S OVER FOR YOU.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I HAVEN'T EVEN THROWN A PUNCH YET.
- THAT'S TRUE, BUT YOU'RE UP AGAINST GILDARTS.
I'M PRETTY SURE WE ALL KNOW THE OUTCOME AT THIS POINT.
- OH, YEAH, WELL, I'LL SHOW YOU.
I'M GONNA POUND GILDARTS INTO THE GROUND
AND LAUGH WHILE I'M DOING IT.
- ( Natsu and Happy speaking )
- Happy: IF ANYONE GETTING POUNDED INTO THE DIRT,
IT'S GONNA BE YOU. - AND YOU'LL BE RIGHT THERE
WITH ME, PAL. OR DID YOU FORGET
THAT YOU'RE MY PARTNER IN THIS FIGHT?
- ( Happy whimpers )