- WOW. I KNEW WE'D LOOK ALIKE, BUT SEEING HER IS FREAKING ME OUT.
- IS SHE THE EDOLAS VERSION OF ME?
- ( gasps )
- THERE THEY ARE. - OVER THERE.
- I'M AFRAID THE INTRODUCTIONS WILL HAVE TO WAIT.
- IF WE STAY HERE, WE'RE ALL GONNA GET CAUGHT.
- ( theme song playing )
- ( singing in Japanese )
- ALL RIGHT, NATSU, DO WHAT YOU DO BEST. - WITH WHAT, EXACTLY?
- WITH YOUR MAGIC, OBVIOUSLY. YOU'RE A WIZARD, RIGHT?
- WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO USE OUR MAGIC SINCE WE GOT HERE.
- WHA... - HOLD UP. HOW COME YOU CAN STILL USE YOURS?
- I HAVE NO IDEA. - LUCY, YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE.
- GIVE THOSE BRUTES THE WHAT FOR.
- IF WE GET CAPTURED, THEN ALL OUR FRIENDS ARE AS GOOD AS DEAD.
- SO, THIS MEANS, I'M THE STRONGEST ONE IN FAIRY TAIL.
- QUIT FANTASIZING AND TAKE THEM OUT.
- Happy: FIREBALL.
- NOW OPEN, GATE OF THE WHITE RAM, ARIES.
- UM, HELLO. LEAVE EVERYTHING TO ME. I'LL DO MY VERY BEST.
- THE FLUFFY ONE. - WHOA, WHAT KIND OF MAGIC IS THAT?
- THAT GIRL CAME OUT OF THIN AIR. - IT'S A DEMON.
- DOES MAGIC LIKE THAT EXIST?
- ALL RIGHT, ARIES, YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE THESE GUYS?
- WELL, I, I'LL CERTAINLY TRY. WOOL BOMB.
- IS THIS AN ATTACK? - SO COMFY.
- OH, NO. I DON'T THINK IT'S WORKING, LUCY. I'M USELESS, AFTER ALL.
- OH, IT'S WORKING ALL RIGHT. LET THEM HAVE ANOTHER VOLLEY. - GO, WOOL SHOT.
- IF THIS IS BEING BEATEN UP... - THEN BEAT ME EVERY DAY.
- ONE MORE PLEASE.
- ( yelling )
- NOW, WOOL WALL. - I COULD GET USED TO THIS.
- THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO RUN.
- WAS THAT TO YOUR LIKING? I'LL BE SURE TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
- TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, LUCY. - WAY TO WRECK IT, MISS FLUFFY.
- THAT'S ONE WAY TO TAKE OUT AN ARMY.
- WOW. I'M STRONG, FOR REAL. THIS ROCKS.
- SO, THIS IS THE POWER OF EARTHLAND MAGIC?
- WHILE WE HAVE THIS MOMENT, WE SHOULD FIGURE OUT OUR NEXT MOVE.
- OKAY, YOU WANNA TELL US HOW YOU WERE ABLE TO EVEN GET TO EDOLAS IN THE FIRST PLACE?
- OH, YEAH. WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOU 'CAUSE WE HEARD THAT EVERYONE IN THE GUILD
WAS TURNED INTO A GIANT LACRIMA.
- HOROLOGIUM AND MYSTOGAN RESCUED ME JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME.
- YOU MEAN THE OLD CLOCK MAN? - MYSTOGAN WAS THERE?
- CO- KO.
- HEY. WHAT IN THE HECK HAPPENED HERE? ARE WE STILL IN MAGNOLIA?
- MY APOLOGIES.
IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT, I LACKED THE TIME TO EXPLAIN WHAT WAS GOING ON.
IF I HAD NOT ACTED AS I DID, YOUR FATE WOULD BE THE SAME AS YOUR GUILD MATES.
- THEIR FATE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
- I SENSED A DISTORTION IN THE FABRIC OF SPACE- TIME. FEARING FOR YOUR SAFETY,
I USED MY OWN POWER TO APPEAR. I PROTECTED YOU BY PLACING YOU INSIDE ME.
- BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE OTHERS?
DID ANYBODY ELSE IN THE GUILD MAKE IT OUT OR AM I THE ONLY ONE?
- I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, MISS LUCY.
I'M AFRAID I DO NOT KNOW THE ANSWER TO THOSE QUESTIONS.
- I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU MADE IT OUT ALL RIGHT.
- DO NOT FEAR I AM MYSTOGAN. - MYSTOGAN?
- TO SAVE OUR FRIENDS, YOU WILL NEED TO ACT QUICKLY.
- Carla: INCREDIBLE.
- Natsu: HE SURVIVED THE GIANT SPACE VACUUM, TOO?
- Lucy: YEAH. THEN HE GAVE ME THE RUN- DOWN OF WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON.
WAIT A MINUTE. THEY WERE TAKEN TO ANOTHER WORLD?
THAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!
- I WISH I HAD MORE TIME TO EXPLAIN BUT WE LACK THAT LUXURY.
IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE THE ENTRANCE TO EDOLAS CLOSES.
- LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU WANT ME TO GO THROUGH THAT HOLE IN THE SKY TO ANOTHER WORLD?
- MORE OR LESS. IT'S UP TO YOU TO RESCUE OUR FRIENDS.
WHILE YOU'RE DOING THAT,
I WILL REMAIN HERE AND SEE IF I CAN FIND ANY OTHER SURVIVORS.
- YOU'LL NEED TO EAT ONE OF THESE. - HUH? WHAT ARE YOU...
- I'M SORRY, BUT WE CAN'T DELAY ANY LONGER. MAKE HASTE.
- YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START LOOKING FOR EVERYONE.
- GO, LUCY. YOU CAN DO THIS.
- ( screams )
- ( gasps )
- THIS IS EDOLAS?
THEN I STARTED SEARCHING FOR ANYONE I MIGHT KNOW
AND EVENTUALLY RAN INTO THE FIVE OF YOU.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND. HOW COME MYSTOGAN IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ABOUT EDOLAS?
- I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHO THAT GUY REALLY IS.
- IF WE'RE LUCKY, WE MAY GET TO ASK HIM.
- WELL, I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHY YOUR MAGIC WORKS IN EDOLAS AND OURS DOESN'T.
- WELL, MAYBE I'M A LEGENDARILY BEAUTIFUL HEROINE IN THIS WORLD. - DON'T THINK SO.
- CAN'T A GIRL HAVE A DREAM?
- I WISH I KNEW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION.
IF NATSU REALLY CAN'T USE ANY OF HIS POWER,
I DON'T KNOW HOW WE ARE SUPPOSED TO WIN.
- SO, YOU BONEHEADS STILL WANNA TAKE ON THE KINGDOM ALL BY YOURSELVES?
- OF COURSE, WE DO. - IF WE DON'T SAVE OUR FRIENDS, WHO WILL?
- IS THAT REALLY SUCH A HARD THING TO BELIEVE?
- YOU'LL FIGHT THEM, EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN'T USE ANY MAGIC? THAT'S SUICIDE.
- ARE YOU DEAF? ONE OF US STILL HAS AN ENTIRE ARSENAL.
THAT'S RIGHT, EVERYONE, JUST SIT BACK
WHILE FAIRY TAIL'S STRONGEST MEMBER TAKES CARE OF THIS PROBLEM BY HERSELF.
- OH, YEAH, I'M ALL FIRED UP. - WE'RE TOTALLY SCREWED, AREN'T WE?
- I SUPPOSE WE'LL JUST HOPE FOR THE BEST. - AYE, SIR.
- YOU'VE GOT THIS IN THE BAG, LUCY.
- ( giggles ) SO, WHICH ONE OF YOUR SPIRITS...
- Lucy: THESE GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF WHACK- JOBS BUT FOR SOME REASON,
I FEEL LIKE THEY MIGHT CHANGE THIS WORLD FOR THE BETTER. I MUST BE GOING CRAZY.
- HOPEFULLY, WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHERE WE'RE GOING IF WE USE THIS MAP.
- THAT'S WEIRD. IT LOOKS WAY MORE LIKE EARTHLAND THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD.
- THIS IS WHERE WE LAST SAW THE EDOLAS FAIRY TAIL.
THE GIANT FROG BEAST CHASED US SOMEWHERE IN THIS VICINITY.
LOUEN, IS WHERE WE RAN INTO EARTH LAND LUCY.
AND WE'RE CURRENTLY HOLED UP HERE, IN THE PORT CITY OF SYCCA.
WE'LL HAVE TO SECURE PASSAGE OVERSEAS IF WE'RE TO REACH THE ROYAL CITY.
- OUR FRIENDS ARE HALF A WORLD AWAY.
- AND THAT'S HALF A WORLD FILLED WITH ROYAL ARMY SOLDIERS.
WE'LL BE DODGING AROUND EVERY CORNER.
IT COULD TAKE US WEEKS TO GET EVEN NEAR THE CAPITAL.
- WOW, THIS IS NUTS.
SHE'S JUST LIKE ME. WE'VE EVEN GOT THE EXACT SAME FRECKLES ON OUR BUMS.
- OH, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? I DON'T HAVE FRECKLES ANYWHERE.
- WAIT, SCARY LUCY.
DID YOU FORGET NATSU IS IN THE ROOM?
- I CAN SEE HIM FINE, HALF- PINT. I JUST DON'T CARE. - YOU SHOULD!
- TALK ABOUT A MAJOR ACT OF DUP- LUCY- TY.
- TOMCAT, YOU'RE NOT TO SPEAK FOR THE REST OF THIS JOURNEY.
- ( groans )
- YOU SEE SOMETHING YOU LIKE? I'LL SHOW YOU MORE. - DON'T YOU DARE!
- HEY, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT? I GET IT.
YOU WERE GONNA POKE FUN AT ME BY SAYING OTHER LUCY HAS A BETTER FIGURE, IS THAT IT?
WELL, IF YOU WANNA DIE TODAY, BE MY GUEST.
- I WAS JUST THINKING, YOU COULD TOTALLY WASH YOUR OWN BACK NOW.
- Both: HE'S SUCH A CHILD.
- THE TWO OF YOU LOOK SO MUCH ALIKE, IT'S KIND OF HARD TO TELL WHICH IS WHICH.
- I'M PRETTY SURE MY CABOOSE IS IN BETTER SHAPE. - WOULD YOU KNOCK IT OFF?
- YOU GUYS SHOULD TOTALLY COME UP WITH A MIRROR IMPRESSION ACT TOGETHER.
- Both: NOT HAPPENING!
- WOW, THEY'RE EVEN IN PERFECT SYNC. - PERFECTLY ANNOYING.
- ACTUALLY, THIS REMINDS ME OF WHEN GEMINI IS AROUND.
- YEAH. NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT. - GERM- A- WHAT?
- A COUPLE OF CELESTIAL SPIRITS I'M CONTRACTED WITH.
THEY CAN TURN INTO PERFECT LOOK- ALIKES OF OTHER PEOPLE.
- OPEN, GATE OF THE TWINS, GEMINI!
- TA- DA. GEMINI, AT YOUR SERVICE. - WHOA.
- IF YOU THOUGHT TWO WAS GREAT, TRY A TRIPLE DOSE OF HOTNESS!
- I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF YOU,
BUT I THINK THIS WOULD MAKE FOR ONE AWESOME GUESSING GAME AT A PARTY.
- AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR "WHO'S THE REAL THING?"
- HELLO, I'M THE REAL LUCY. - NOPE, I'M THE REAL ONE.
- THEN AGAIN, IT COULD BE ME.
- ALL RIGHT FOLKS, USE THE BUZZER TO MAKE YOUR CHOICES.
- All: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME BIG TIME.
- THEY ALL SEEM REAL TO ME.
- I HAVE ONE QUESTION. WHEN DID YOU PLAN ON CLOTHING YOURSELF?
- ( screams ) I'M STILL NAKED.
- EVEN WITHOUT GEMINI AROUND, IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL WHICH ONE OF YOU IS WHICH.
- I DON'T SUPPOSE YA GOT ONE OF THOSE GHOST THINGS
THAT'S GOOD WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS, DO YA?
- YEAH. IN FACT, I HAVE THE PERFECT SPIRIT FOR THAT JOB.
- IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE YOU CALLED ME, BABY.
- ARE YOU COOL WITH HIM CALLING YOU 'BABY' LIKE THAT?
- IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH HIM, THEN YOU'RE GONNA FREAK WHEN YOU MEET TAURUS.
- BOP! SHOO! WOP!
I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR NEW DO, BABY.
- THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY TROUBLE TELLING US APART NOW, DON'T YOU THINK?
- ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY WITH CHOPPING IT OFF?
- I MEAN, MINE TOOK FOREVER TO GROW OUT. - YEAH, IT'S JUST HAIR.
- IT'S NOT SERVING SOME GREAT PURPOSE BY BEING LONGER, SO WHY DOES IT MATTER?
- BECAUSE EVERY LADY SHOULD HAVE PRIDE IN THE "DO" THEY SPORT, BABY.
- YEAH, I GUESS SO.
IN A WORLD LIKE THIS YOU TEND TO FORGET THE LITTLE THINGS,
LIKE 'BOY' OR 'GIRL,' THAT SEPARATE YOU FROM YOUR FRIENDS.
IN THE END, WE'RE ALL JUST SURVIVORS.
- IF IT'S THAT TOUGH, WHY DID EVERYONE IN YOUR GUILD SEEM SO CARE FREE?
- WELL YEAH, OF COURSE THEY DID. IT'S IMPORTANT TO KEEP YOUR SPIRITS UP
EVEN IF YOU GOTTA FORCE THEM EVERY SINGLE DAY.
AND WHEN WE CAN'T BRING OURSELVES TO SMILE,
WE REMEMBER THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO NEED US.
EVEN IF THAT MEANS WE'RE LABELED A DARK GUILD.
FAIRY TAIL WILL ALWAYS BE THERE TO LEND A HELPING HAND.
- BUT, I GUESS THAT STILL ISN'T ENOUGH IN THE END. - HUH?
- NOTHING. I'M JUST RAMBLING.
- YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! I CAN'T BELIEVE MYSELF!
- WELL, YOU'RE CERTAINLY ENERGETIC FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, AREN'T YA?
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
- LITTLE MISS ME PACKED HER BAGS AND TOOK OFF ON US LAST NIGHT.
- "KEEP WALKING FOR THREE MORE DAYS AND YOU'LL GET TO THE ROYAL CITY."
"I'M GONNA GO BACK TO MY GUILD NOW. GOOD LUCK AND TRY NOT TO GET BUSTED."
- WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT 'LENDING A HELPING HAND'?
IF I GET MY HANDS ON HER I'LL WRING HER SCRAWNY NECK.
- SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU HAVE A SCRAWNY NECK, TOO? - SHUT UP!
- THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO.
OTHER LUCY SAID SHE WASN'T GONNA FIGHT AND WE SHOULD RESPECT THAT.
- YEAH. - YOU'RE SAYING I SHOULD JUST FORGIVE THIS?
SOMEONE WITH MY FACE SHOULD NEVER ABANDON PEOPLE IN NEED!
- Natsu: AH, COME ON, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. - Lucy: IT IS, TOO.
- ( screams )
- "THEY MIGHT CHANGE THIS WORLD FOR THE BETTER", HUH? WHAT A JOKE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW LAZY I'VE GOTTEN.
CHANGE SHOULDN'T BE BROUGHT ABOUT BY OUTSIDERS.
IT SHOULD BE DONE BY THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE HERE.
IF THEY CAN PULL OFF THIS SUICIDE RESCUE PLAN OF THEIRS, MORE POWER TO THEM.
BUT THEY SHOULDN'T BE THE ONLY ONES TAKING THE KINGDOM DOWN A PEG.
IT'S TIME FOR THE FAIRY TAIL OF EDOLAS TO QUIT RUNNING FROM OUR PROBLEMS.
I'LL CONVINCE EVERYONE TO STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR THIS WORLD TOGETHER.
- ( people chattering )
- Male: DID YOU HEAR?
THEY'RE GONNA EXTRACT MAGIC POWER FROM THAT HUGE LACRIMA IN TWO DAYS.
- YEAH. IT KIND OF FREAKS ME OUT, TO BE HONEST.
I MEAN, WHERE'D THEY HARVEST ALL THAT POWER FROM? AN ALIEN WORLD OR SOMETHING?
- I HOPE THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING OUT THERE.
MESSING WITH MAGIC POWER LIKE THAT COULD BE TROUBLE.
- CAREFUL. SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE QUESTIONING THE METHODS OF OUR GREAT KING.
- NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT AT ALL. I'M LOYAL!
- RELAX. DON'T WORRY. EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT IN THE END.
JUST LEAVE IT TO HIS MAJESTY, AND EDOLAS WILL BE SITTING PRETTY.
- Both: INTERESTING CONVERSATION.
- YOU THREE PUNKS MIND TELLING ME WHAT YOU KNOW IN DETAIL?
- HUH? - HUH?
- ( humming )
- Happy: WELL, SHE'S NOT SCREAMING ANYMORE.
IT'S GOOD TO KNOW YOU CAN CHEER LUCY UP JUST BY GIVING HER A RARE BOOK TO READ.
- SO, WHAT BOOK DID YOU END UP BUYING, ANYWAY?
- A COMPLETE HISTORY OF EDOLAS, SILLY.
- DON'T YOU WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THIS AMAZING WORLD WHILE WE HAVE THE CHANCE?
- NOT REALLY.
- YOU KNOW THE SAYING, 'KNOWLEDGE IS POWER'?
WELL, THIS BOOK HAS GOT TONS OF IT.
FOR EXAMPLE, THERE'S A TON OF HISTORY REGARDING A FEARSOME TRIBE CALLED THE "EXCEEDS"!
- OH, WE ACTUALLY HEARD ABOUT THEM ALREADY.
EVERYONE GOT REALLY SCARED WHEN THEY STARTED TALKING ABOUT THEM.
- WHATEVER, I COULD TAKE THEM.
- ( gasps )
- WHAT THE... - LOOK ABOVE US.
- Natsu: AN AIRSHIP?
- MOVE IT OR YOU'LL BE LEFT BEHIND.
- IT'S THE ROYAL ARMY AGAIN. - WE GOTTA HIDE.
- Male: I HEARD THEY'RE GONNA PULL THE MAGIC OUT OF THAT HUGE LACRIMA,
THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW.
- SO, THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLING FOR ADDITIONAL SECURITY DETAIL.
- YEAH, THIS IS BIG TIME, YOU GUYS. WE'D BETTER GET ON BOARD.
- THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT OUR FRIENDS.
- AND EVERYBODY FROM MAGNOLIA, TOO.
- THE MAGIC EXTRACTION IS IN TWO DAYS?
THAT MEANS IF WE GO ON FOOT, WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT.
- AND ONCE THE EXTRACTION PROCESS IS UNDERWAY,
WE'LL LOSE ANY CHANCE OF TURNING EVERYONE BACK TO THEIR NORMAL STATES.
- WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO STEAL THAT SHIP.
- STEAL IT? ALL BY OURSELVES?
- THAT'S A COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY TACTIC.
IT WOULD BE EASIER TO SIMPLY SNEAK ABOARD.
- MAN, I CAN'T STAND HIDING.
- THIS MUST BE THE WEIRD NATSU,
'CAUSE OURS WOULD NEVER WANNA RIDE IN A VEHICLE.
- ( chuckles ) THAT'S TRUE, BUT WITH WENDY'S TROIA SPELL,
VEHICLES AREN'T A PROBLEM ANYMORE!
- DID YOU REALLY FORGET THAT WE CAN'T USE MAGIC HERE?
- YOU'RE RIGHT, LET'S FIND ANOTHER WAY. - IT'S TOO LATE.
- I SAY WE TAKE IT BY FORCE.
IT'S OUR BEST CHANCE OF MAKING IT IN TIME TO SAVE THEM.
- BUT HOW WILL WE DO THAT? - DUH, WE'LL USE MY MAGIC.
- DID YOU FORGET YOU'RE IN THE PRESENCE OF THE MOST POWERFUL WIZARD IN FAIRY TAIL?
AND DID YOU NOTICE HOW QUICKLY WE GOT THE UPPER HAND ON THOSE SOLDIERS IN LOUEN?
EARTHLAND MAGIC MUST BE FAR MORE ADVANCED THAN ANYTHING IN EDOLAS.
- Wendy: YEAH, YOU MAY BE ON TO SOMETHING.
- CHECK THIS OUT, YOU GUYS. - YEAH.
- OPEN, GATE OF THE LION, LOKE!
WHAT? VIRGO?
- PLEASE FORGIVE THIS INTRUSION, PRINCESS.
- WHY'D SHE USE HER? - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, AND WHERE'S LOKE?
- BIG BROTHER IS CURRENTLY OCCUPIED WITH A DATE.
- HE CANNOT BE SUMMONED AT THE MOMENT. - UM, "BIG BROTHER"?
- YES. MASTER LEO REQUESTED THAT I REFER TO HIM IN THAT MANNER.
- HAS HE LOST EVERY OUNCE OF SANITY HE HAD? - THAT'S LUCY FROM FAIRY TAIL!
- CAPTURE HER. - NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
I WAS COUNTING ON LOKE TO TAKE ALL OF THEM OUT
AND MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A POWERHOUSE.
- PRINCESS, IF YOU'LL ALLOW ME, I BELIEVE I CAN FULFILL THAT ROLE.
- WITH THE POWER OF INTERPRETATIVE DANCE. - GO HOME!
- ( grunts )
- WHY DON'T YOU JUST USE AQUARIUS LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO?
- I CAN'T DO THAT WITHOUT WATER! - COW MAN.
- THAT WON'T WORK EITHER. WE'RE GONNA DIE.
- IF OUR MAGIC'S USELESS WE'LL JUST USE EDOLAS' MAGIC.
- WATCH OUT, BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING NOW.
- THAT'S THE STUFF FROM THE BLACK MARKET.
- ( screams )
- WITHOUT THEIR OWN POWER, THEY'RE TOTALLY USELESS.
BUT THEY'RE STILL BETTER THAN LUCY.
- ( sobs ) I WANNA SHINE. - THE AIRSHIP IS GETTING AWAY.
- WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING QUICK, OR WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT. - GET BACK HERE!
- ( gasps )
- ( screams ) NO.
- ( grunts )
- WHAT IS THAT?
- ( tires screeching )
- WHO'S DRIVING THE MAGIC MOBILE?
- I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S GOT FAIRY TAIL'S EMBLEM ON IT.
- LUCY, THOUGHT YOU GUYS MIGHT NEED A LIFT. HOP IN.
- ( cheers )
- FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS, KIDS. WE'RE RIDING HARD.
GO FIRE!
- SO TO SUMMARIZE, YOU WERE SENT TO THIS WORLD BY ONE "MR. MYSTOGAN",
WITH NOTHING BUT A SIMPLE EXPLANATION AND THE SHIRT ON YOUR BACK?
- THAT COULD SUM UP MY ENTIRE LIFE UP TO THIS POINT.
GETTING USED TO THIS PLACE AIN'T NO PICNIC, I'LL TELL YOU THAT MUCH.
- MM, HMM. THIS HAS GOTTA BE THE MOST BIZARRE STORY OF MY CAREER.
- WELL, DUH. HOW OFTEN YOU MEET YOURSELF IN BAR?
- I MUST SAY, YOUR 'SIMPLE' PERSPECTIVE IS CERTAINLY REFRESHING.
- SEEMS LIKE YOU MADE QUITE A NAME FOR YOURSELF AS A MUCKRAKER AROUND HERE.
- INDEED.
INVESTIGATIVE REPORTING IS MY LIFE'S TRUE CALLING.
SEEKING OUT TRUTH AND ENLIGHTENING THE MASSES.
- TRUTH AIN'T AN EASY PILL. BET YOU GOT SOME HATERS.
IN FACT, THERE'RE A FEW LOSERS THAT ARE MUNCHING DIRT BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT I WAS YOU.
- WHILE I THANK YOU FOR TAKING CARE OF SUCH ANNOYANCES FOR ME,
I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
TRUTH BE KNOWN, I'VE BECOME A THORN IN THE SIDE OF MANY POWERFUL ORGANIZATIONS.
MY ARTICLES HAVE CAUSED NUMEROUS PROBLEMS
FOR THE KING AND THE GOVERNMENT OVER THE YEARS.
YEAH. AS LONG AS I CAN PUT PEN TO PAD, I WILL WRITE THE TRUTH.
- YOU KNOW, WHEN I HEARD ABOUT THIS PLACE,
I THOUGHT IT'D BE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM MY WORLD.
- Both: BUT ME AND YOU ARE ALMOST EXACTLY ALIKE.
- YOU NOT ONLY DON'T TAKE CRAP AND FIGHT THE MAN,
BUT YOU DRESS GOOD AND WRITE FANCY WORDS LIKE I'D DO IF I CARED.
- AND YOUR UNKEMPT WILDNESS IS REFLECTIVE OF MY SOUL.
WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON, MR. ME.
INCIDENTALLY, I'M QUITE SKILLED WHEN IT COMES TO PLAYING INSTRUMENTS AND SINGING.
- OH, ME TOO. WE'RE A MUSICAL GENIUS.
SOME PALS OF MINE ARE HERE, TOO. HONESTLY, THEY'RE A BUNCH OF MORONS.
BUT THEY GOT IT WHERE IT COUNTS, AND I'LL BE CAUSING TROUBLE SOON. WHEN THEY DO...
- YES. I'LL LET YOU KNOW THE MOMENT THEY STRIKE.
I'VE GOT CONTACTS EVERYWHERE. THE KING CAN'T SCRATCH HIS NOSE WITHOUT ME KNOWING ABOUT IT,
SO KEEPING TABS ON THEM WILL BE EASY.
- I'M COUNTING ON YOU.
I'LL LIE LOW, TILL YOU GIVE ME THE WORD.
- WELL, UNTIL THEN. - DON'T KEEP ME WAITING.
- WE MADE A CLEAN GET AWAY AND NOW WE GET TO CRUISE RIGHT ACROSS THE DESERT.
- THANKS A LOT FOR THE RIDE. - YEAH, YOU JUST SAVED OUR LIVES.
- NO PROBLEM. MY PLEASURE.
MY WHEELS ARE WAY FASTER THAN THAT PIECE OF JUNK AIRSHIP.
HA! THEN AGAIN, THERE ISN'T A VEHICLE I COULDN'T LEAVE IN THE DUST.
I'M KIND OF A BIG DEAL AROUND HERE. THEY CALL METHE FIREBALL.
- All: NATSU?
- HUH? IT'S ME?
- THIS IS CRAZY. I MEAN, YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE THE NATSU WE KNOW.
- AND YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE MY LUCY. EXCEPT FOR THE LOOKS, OF COURSE.
SO, IS PUKE- FACE BACK THERE YOUR 'ME'? TALK ABOUT PATHETIC.
- ( groans )
- HE'S USUALLY NOT LIKE THIS. HE'S JUST NOT VERY GOOD WITH VEHICLES.
- JUST DON'T RUIN THE UPHOLSTERY, ALL RIGHT?
I CAN'T IMAGINE. THEY WOULDN'T CALL ME "FIREBALL THE COURIER- WIZARD",
IF I TOSSED MY COOKIES JUST FROM SITTING IN A CAR.
- ( wretches )
- HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO DRIVE THIS THING WITHOUT AN SE PLUG ATTACHED TO YOUR ARM?
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - THE SE STANDS FOR "SELF- ENERGY".
- IT CONVERTS MAGIC POWER INTO FUEL, SO WITHOUT ONE, IT SHOULDN'T RUN AT ALL.
- THEN AGAIN, I GUESS SINCE PEOPLE IN EDOLAS DON'T HAVE NATURAL MAGIC POWER,
THEY DON'T NEED SE PLUGS IN THEIR VEHICLES.
- DOES THAT MEAN THIS THING IS RUNNING ON ANOTHER POWER SOURCE?
- FASCINATING. THOUGH THEY'RE LACKING IN MAGICAL PROWESS,
EDOLAS HAS MADE GREAT STRIDES WHEN IT COMES TO VEHICLES.
- ( tires screeching )
- ( screams )
- ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME KISS THE DASHBOARD?
- WOW, YOU PEOPLE SURE ARE IGNORANT. - HUH?
- SINCE MAGIC POWER IS A LIMITED RESOURCE,
THAT MEANS THINGS LIKE MAGIC FUEL ARE EQUALLY LIMITED.
IT'S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GET A HOLD OF.
LONG STORY SHORT, I CAN'T REALLY AFFORD TO TAKE YOU ANY FURTHER. SO, GET OUT.
- ( exclaims )
- IF I KEEP BURNING THROUGH FUEL, I WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE IT BACK TO THE GUILD.
THANKS TO THE FAIRY HUNTER, THEY HAD TO CHANGE LOCATIONS AGAIN, RECENTLY.
- HELLO, SOLID GROUND. I'VE COME BACK TO LIFE!
- I'LL HAND THIS TO YOUR 'ME'. HE KNOWS WHEN IT'S TIME TO PICK UP AND MOVE ON.
NOW THEN, GET OUT.
- ( screaming )
- IF YOU WANNA TAKE ON THE KINGDOM, THEN, I WON'T STOP YOU.
JUST DON'T GO DRAGGING MY FAIRY TAIL INTO IT.
I ONLY HELPED YOU BECAUSE OF LUCY.
NOT YOU, MY LUCY.
I COULD NEVER TURN HER DOWN WHEN SHE ASKS FOR SOMETHING,
SO THANK HER FOR YOUR RESCUE.
I DON'T WANT ANYTHING ELSE TO DO WITH YOU.
FOR ME, DRIVING IS ALL THAT MATTERS.
- HEY. - HMM.
- I WANNA TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND.
- NO. YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, RIGHT NOW.
- SORRY, BUT I GOT TO HAVE A NICE HEART TO HEART WITH MYSELF.
- WILL YOU CUT IT OUT. LET GO OF ME, NO. I CAN'T GET OUT OF THE CAR.
- NOW TELL ME. WHY IS IT YOU DON'T GET CAR SICK?
- THAT WAS YOUR BIG BEEF?
- ( whimpers )
- HUH? - I, I...
- ( sobs ) I DON'T KNOW WHY. I'M SORRY. PLEASE, DON'T HURT ME.
- All: HUH?
- ( theme song playing )
- ( singing in Japanese )
- Natsu: SO EDOLAS IS WHERE YOU'RE ORIGINALLY FROM?
DO YOU RECOGNIZE ANY OF THE PLACES WE'VE BEEN?
- Happy: HOW COULD I? I WAS STILL AN EGG LAST TIME I WAS HERE, REMEMBER?
- OH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. WAIT, THEN HOW DOES CARLA KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT THIS PLACE?
- MAYBE SHE GOT A SPECIAL EDUCATION FROM A GUY WHO TEACHES EGGS.
- WOW. EDOLAS IS REALLY AHEAD OF US.
- Both: NEXT TIME, WELCOME HOME.
- Happy: I MAY BE FROM EDOLAS, BUT EARTHLAND'S FAIRY TAIL IS MY ONE, TRUE HOME.
- Natsu: YEAH, TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH.
- Happy: OH, COULD YOU PUT A FISH INTO MINE?