- Lucy: PREVIOUSLY, ON FAIRY TAIL.
- Happy: CARLA AND I BLASTED OUR WAY INTO EDOLAS WITH NATSU AND WENDY
AND STARTED LOOKING FOR OUR MISSING FRIENDS.
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE I'M ORIGINALLY FROM THIS WACKY PLACE.
- Natsu: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME. WE CAN'T USE MAGIC AT ALL?
- Wendy: HEY, IS IT JUST ME OR IS EVERYONE ACTING REALLY STRANGE?
- Carla: EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS PLACE IS STRANGE.
- ( theme song playing )
- ( singing in Japanese )
- Lucy: HEY, WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA WITH YOU SNEAKIN' AROUND OUR GUILD?
- I DON'T KNOW. WHY ARE YOU ALL ACTING SO FREAKY?
- YOU THINK THIS PLACE HAS WARPED THEIR MINDS SOMEHOW?
- NATSU.
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY IT WAS YOU, YA BIG BONE HEAD?
- WAIT, THAT'S NATSU?
- THAT'S QUITE A FASHION STATEMENT, BRO.
- NATSU, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I WAS THINKING THE WORST HAPPENED.
DON'T EVER MAKE ME WORRY LIKE THAT AGAIN.
- Happy: Fairy Hunter!
- UM, I'M SORRY?
- NO, BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE.
- SHE BROKE OUT THE GOOD STUFF.
- NO ONE CAN ESCAPE LUCY'S GRIND CRUSH.
IT'S ONE OF HER "FORTY EIGHT TORTURE TECHNIQUES".
- HUH!
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- LUCY, DON'T BE SO HARD ON THE POOR THING. YOU KNOW HOW HE CAN BE.
- WHOA! WHY ISN'T CANA HALF-NAKED AND FULLY DRUNK?
- ( crying )
- AND WHY IS ELFMAN CRYING INSTEAD OF PREACHING ABOUT THE GLORY OF MANHOOD?
- Both: FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD, WOULD YOU STOP CRYIN' OUT LOUD?
- I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HELP IT.
- WHY IS EVERYBODY ACTING SO CRAZY?
MY POOR LITTLE BRAIN FEELS LIKE IT'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE.
- WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT BACK IN ONE PIECE. RIGHT, MY SWEET JUVIA?
- SURE, WHATEVER.
- WENDY'S RIGHT. I THINK THIS PLACE HAS CHANGED THEM SOMEHOW.
THAT'S THE ONLY EXPLANATION FOR WHY THEY'RE BEING SO WEIRD.
- HMM.
- HEY, NATSU. GLAD YOU MADE IT BACK SAFELY.
- AT LEAST MIRA'S NORMAL.
- YEAH, THAT'S KIND OF A DISAPPOINTMENT.
- BY THE WAY, NATSU, WHAT'S WITH THE KID AND THE CATS, YOU A BABYSITTER NOW?
- SERIOUSLY.
- Both: WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ARE THESE CATS DOING HERE?
- All: CATS?
- HOW'D THEY GET INSIDE?
- THOSE AREN'T REGULAR HOUSE CATS, THOSE ARE EXCEEDS.
- NO WAY.
- SHOULDN'T WE DO SOMETHING?
- UM, IT'S THE OUTFITS, ISN'T IT?
- NATSU, WHAT THE HECK IS GOIN' ON HERE?
- HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT EVERY PERSON WE'VE MET SO FAR FREAKS
WHENEVER THEY HEAR EXCEED? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, ANYWAY?
- WELL, CARLA?
- ( sighing )
- PHEW! IT'S WAY TOO HOT FOR THIS GETUP.
- THEY SURE DO LOOK A LOT LIKE THEM.
NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYBODY'S SO ON EDGE.
- Macao and Wakaba: CAREFUL, DON'T GET TOO CLOSE TO IT, IT MAY BITE YOU.
- I DON'T TRUST THEM ONE BIT.
- YOU KNOW, I THINK BIG SIS IS RIGHT.
DON'T WORRY, THE LITTLE GUYS JUST LOOK LIKE EXCEEDS.
- WHATEVER YOU SAY.
- I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING.
- THAT MAKES TWO OF US, I MEAN, A SPADE'S A SPADE.
- UM, SPADE?
- CALM DOWN. AND PUT YOUR HELMET BACK ON.
- BUT IT'S SO STUFFY WHEN IT'S ON, I CAN'T BREATHE.
- QUIT COMPLAINING AND JUST PUT UP WITH IT.
- LUCY'S REALLY SCARY.
- SPILL IT, CAT WRANGLER, I WANNA KNOW WHERE YOU WERE, WHAT YOU WERE DOING,
AND YOU BETTER HOPE I LIKE YOUR ANSWERS.
- I DON'T SUPPOSE I CAN GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT ONE.
- WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO WASTE, SO TELL HER EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED SO FAR.
- FINE. I GUESS THAT'S SIMPLE ENOUGH. THEN AGAIN, I WAS ASLEEP FOR MOST OF IT.
- HUH? GEEZ, COULD YOU BE ANY MORE ANNOYING?
- SPIT IT OUT ALREADY, WOULD YA. - ( Natsu grunting )
- BREAK HIS ARM.
- NOBODY CAN TAKE LUCY'S ELBOW GRIND CRUSH.
- THEY'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT NAMING THINGS, HUH?
- MIND IF I BEND YOUR EAR?
- ONLY IF YOU PROMISE TO BE ROUGH WITH IT.
- THE THOUGHT OF GOING ON A JOB BY OURSELVES GETS YOU EXCITED, BISCUIT?
- OH, YOU BET IT DOES. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND, MY SUGAR PISTOL?
- WHATEVER JOB YOU WANT TO GO ON IS ALL RIGHT WITH ME, MY BOUNCY BIKINI BLOSSOM.
- OH, LOVE RIFLE, YOU'RE SO SWEET.
LET'S FIND A JOB ON A ROMANTIC ISLAND GET-AWAY.
- YOU KNOW, I KINDA FEEL LIKE I SHOULDN'T BE WATCHING ANY OF THIS.
- I'M GLAD THEY FINALLY ADMITTED THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER,
BUT THERE'S SUCH A THING AS RESTRAINT.
- SO, JUVIA, YOU SAID YOU WERE PLANNING ON DOING A JOB SOON.
IF YOU WANT SOME COMPANY, I'D LOVE TO COME WITH YOU.
- WHY WOULD I WANT HELP FROM A WALKING COAT RACK?
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.
I CAN HANDLE ANY JOB ON MY OWN. I DON'T NEED A PARTNER.
FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO FULFILL YOUR FANTASIES WITH AND QUIT WASTING MY TIME.
- YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION IS TO GIVE IT A REST.
- NO KIDDIN'. WHEN IT COMES TO THE LADIES, YOU'RE MORE OF A LOST CAUSE THAN LYON.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD COMPARE ME TO THAT OVER-CLOTHED PICK-UP ARTIST.
PRETTY PLEASE, MY DARLING. I'LL BE A GOOD BOY.
- WOULD YOU BACK OFF?
- ( exclaiming ) HELP ME.
- ( screaming ) ITS A RUNAWAY GRAY BALL.
REEDUS?
- JEEZ. WHY DON'T YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, HALF-PINT.
WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAY? A WANNABE EXCEED OR SOMETHING?
- ARE YOU PICKING A FIGHT?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT AN EXCEED IS, BUT I AIN'T NO WANNABE!
- THE ROOM'S STILL SPINNING.
- GRAY. WOULD YOU QUIT PLAYING AROUND, ALREADY? GET UP!
- LYING ON THE FLOOR IS ACTUALLY WAY MORE WARM AND COZY
THAN YOU MIGHT THINK, SO I'M OKAY.
- ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THIS PATHETIC?
- HOW DO YOU LIKE TECHNIQUE NUMBER THIRTY-FIVE, THE "MAN, THAT'S CRUEL" HOLD.
- IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, THE "PLEASE STOP" LOCK WILL SUIT YOU JUST FINE.
- I WISH LUCY WOULD GO BACK TO NORMAL.
- AW, THAT'S SO CUTE, HE'S RUNNING, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER.
- OF COURSE THE CONDUCTING WIRE SHORTED OUT. JUST MY LUCK.
- TIME TO ROCK THE NEXT JOB.
- ( grunting ) DARN IT, NAB, WOULD YOU PUT A SOCK IN IT?
- WHAT'D YOU SAY TO ME? YOU NEED A MAJOR TUNE-UP ON YOUR ATTITUDE, LEVY.
- I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR LAME JOKES. DID YOU FORGET HOW VITAL THIS MACHINE IS?
I CAN'T GET IT WORKING WITH YOU SCREAMING LIKE A KID EVERY FOUR SECONDS.
- COME OUT AND PLAY, NATSU. I GOT A NEW TECHNIQUE I WANNA TRY ON YA.
- THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR YOU, BLONDIE, SHUT YOUR TRAP.
- WHAT WAS THAT?
- IT'S HARD ENOUGH TO FINISH THIS JOB WITHOUT YOU
ACTING LIKE A CRAZED GORILLA, YA BRAWNY BEAST!
- THAT'S FUNNY, COMING FROM A SCRAWNY LITTLE GREASE MONKEY WHO CAN'T FIX ONE PIECE OF JUNK.
- COME ON, YOU TWO, WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER, AREN'T WE?
- NOT ONLY THAT, BUT WE REALLY COUNT ON LEVY.
WHO KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES SHE'S GOTTEN US OUT OF A JAM.
- WHAT? QUIT WASTIN' TIME AND GET THAT THING WORKIN'.
- WELL, IT IS WHAT I DO BEST.
- I RECOGNIZE MOST OF THE PEOPLE HERE, BUT I DON'T THINK I'VE SEEN ERZA YET.
- THAT MIGHT NOT BE A BAD THING.
- NO KIDDING. DO YOU THINK SHE'D BE THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF HERSELF LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
- THE WAY OUR LUCK'S BEEN, SHE'LL BE EVEN MORE PSYCHO THAN LUCY.
- I HOPE NOT.
IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE WHAT ERZA'S 'OPPOSITE' WOULD BE LIKE.
- WELL, MAYBE IT'S SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
ARE YOU A COMPLETE AND UTTER MORON?
HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU EXPECT ME TO CLEAN UP YOUR MESSES, HUH?
- I'M SO SORRY. FORGIVE ME, NATSU. I WON'T BE A BURDEN TO YOU ANYMORE,
JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE.
- APOLOGY ACCEPTED. KEEP TRYIN', AND YOU'LL BE AS STRONG AS ME.
- MY GREATEST WISH. MASTER.
- LIKE THAT.
- THERE'S NO WAY BIZARRO ERZA WOULD BE THAT PATHETIC.
- ALL RIGHT THEN. SINCE YOU'RE SUCH A SMARTY CAT, WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE'LL BE LIKE?
- OH, I DON'T JUST THINK, FRIEND. I KNOW.
- LORD HAPPY, ALLOW ME TO TAKE CARE OF THIS NUISANCE.
- AYE. I SHALL LEAVE IT TO YOU.
- THANK YOU, LORD. I'LL USE EVERY TOOL IN MY ARSENAL TO SERVE YOUR WILL.
- YES, YES, THAT'S QUITE REASSURING. HOP TO IT MY FAITHFUL SERVANT.
CHOP CHOP!
- AYE, SIR.
- AWESOME!
- THAT'S CRAZY. AND YOU HAD THE NERVE TO MAKE FUN OF MY FANTASY?
- HMM. I THINK I KNOW WHAT SHE'D BE LIKE.
- I BAKED THEM JUST FOR YOU, SO DON'T LET THEM GO TO WASTE.
EAT AS MUCH AS YOUR LITTLE HEART DESIRES.
( chuckles ) THANK YOU SO MUCH. THEY LOOK DELICIOUS.
- ( giggles ) JUST REMEMBER TO FLOSS AFTERWARDS.
- LIKE THAT.
- Both: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING!
- THESE FANTASIES OF YOURS ARE A WASTE OF BRAIN POWER, NOT TO MENTION EMBARRASSING.
- ( chuckles ) STILL, I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER HOW DIFFERENT SHE'LL BE.
- Happy: YEAH, I KNOW. IT'S KIND OF EXCITING.
- HIDE AND SEEK IS OVER.
- MAN, YOU'RE OBSESSIVE.
- THIS NEW MOVE'S GONNA ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF.
- QUIT IT. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS FREAKY PAIN THING WHENEVER YOU...
- THAT SO? SO YA WANNA PLAY TOUGH?
I LOVE THAT GAME.
- ( both grunting )
- WOW. THAT MUST'VE HURT.
- YOU FEELING OKAY THERE, BUDDY?
- YEAH, I'M FINE, NEVER BETTER.
- REMEMBER THIS THE NEXT TIME YOU DECIDE TO PLAY.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE NATSU HAD THE NERVE TO TALK BACK TO LUCY LIKE THAT.
- SOMETIMES LIFE THROWS THE UNEXPECTED AT YOU.
- THE UNEXPECTED LOOKS PAINFUL.
- ALL RIGHT, MR. DEATH WISH. YOU GONNA TELL ME WHERE YOU'VE BEEN LATELY. SPIT IT OUT.
- WELL, GIVE ME A MINUTE. HEY, HAPPY, A LITTLE HELP HERE.
- I'D LOVE TO, BUT THIS MASK IS SO HEAVY, I CAN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING.
- HOW COULD YOU ABANDON ME?
- LUCY, ARE YOU HARASSING NATSU AGAIN? YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
- ( gasping )
- FINE. WHATEVER.
- AM I DREAMING?
- HEY. WELCOME HOME.
- GLAD YOU MADE IT BACK. I WAS WORRIED.
- GOOD TO SEE YA, SIS. YOU TOO, BRO. SORRY FOR THE WAIT.
- IT'S REALLY YOU.
- SHE'S ALIVE.
- LISANNA.
- HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU JERKS NOT TO BULLY MY BROTHER WHEN I'M NOT AROUND?
- YEAH, WE KNOW.
- ( thunder rumbling )
- YOU'RE GONNA CATCH A COLD, YOU KNOW?
- OH, HEY, UM, WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?
- I'M LISANNA, SILLY.
- THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE MIRA'S LITTLE SISTER.
- YOU GOT IT. SO, WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE? IT'S COZY INSIDE.
- MMM.
- IT'S OKAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT ONE.
SO, NATSU, IS IT TRUE YOU WERE RAISED BY A DRAGON? THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
- HIS NAME'S IGNEEL.
- I'D LOVE TO SEE ONE FOR MYSELF SOMEDAY. IT SOUNDS FUN.
- SURE IS. IGNEEL'S AWESOME. I THINK YOU'D REALLY LIKE HIM.
HE'S SUPER STRONG AND BIG AS A HOUSE.
HE TAUGHT ME ALL THE DRAGON SLAYER MAGIC I KNOW. WANNA SEE?
- YOU BET. BUT LET'S GET OUT OF THE RAIN FIRST.
- OKAY.
- IT'S BEEN FUN PLAYING HOUSE WITH YOU.
MAYBE SOMEDAY I COULD BE YOUR REAL WIFE?
IT'S SO PRETTY.
IT'D BE NICE IF WE COULD STAY LIKE THIS FOREVER, DON'T YOU THINK?
WELCOME BACK, DEAR.
- OH, UH, WHAT?
- I SAID WELCOME BACK, DEAR.
- OH. HI HONEY, I'M HOME.
HEY, LISANNA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- JUST LEAVING SOME FLOWERS FOR BIG BROTHER ELFMAN'S PARAKEET.
- DID YOUR BROTHER MAKE THAT GRAVESTONE ALL BY HIMSELF?
- HE LOVED HIS PARAKEET SO MUCH.
- HE'S BETTER AT CRAFTING THAN MAGIC.
- HEY, NATSU, IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME, WILL YOU MAKE MY GRAVESTONE?
- HUH? WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?
- ARE YOU GONNA GO WHERE THE PARAKEET WENT?
- CUT IT OUT. IT'S BAD LUCK TO TALK LIKE THAT, AND CREEPY!
- YOU KNOW, SOMEDAY EVERYONE NEEDS A GRAVESTONE OF THEIR OWN.
- ( crying )
- I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S GONE.
- THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT TO BRING BACK.
- I JUST WISH SHE COULD HAVE HAD A PROPER BURIAL.
- Happy: HEY, NATSU, WHY DID YOU MAKE A GRAVE FOR HER WAY OUT HERE
WHEN THERE'S ALREADY ONE AT THE CHURCH CEMETERY?
- THIS WAS ONE OF HER FAVORITE PLACES.
SHE LOVED TO SIT AND WATCH THE SUNSET.
AS LONG AS THIS IS HERE, SHE'LL NEVER MISS A SINGLE ONE.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
- I JUST WISH I COULD KEEP MY PROMISE.
- HUH?
- I DON'T THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO FIND HER THIS TIME.
- AYE.
- Lisanna: NATSU.
I'LL BE HOME REAL SOON.
HEY, IF I EVER WENT MISSING LIKE THAT AGAIN,
YOU'D GO LOOKING FOR ME, WOULDN'T YOU?
YOU WOULDN'T JUST LET ME STAY GONE, RIGHT?
- I FOUND YOU.
- Both: LISANNA!
- NOT HAPPENING. YOU GOT THREE SECONDS TO TELL ME WHAT'S GOIN' ON
THEN I START BREAKIN' BONES. YOU HEAR ME?
- SHE'S THERE, LISANNA'S RIGHT THERE. ALIVE!
- OF COURSE SHE IS.
- ( Natsu crying )
- JUST CRY IT OUT.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE STRONG FOR ME. WE'RE OLD BUDDIES.
- THE GRAY I KNOW WOULD BE HALF NAKED BY NOW.
- WELL YOU TWO SURE MAKE A CUTE COUPLE, DON'T YOU?
THAT'S SO ADORABLE I MIGHT HURL.
- REAL FRIENDS TALK TO EACH OTHER, NOT FIGHT LIKE YOU AND LEVY.
- WAIT. HOW'S LISANNA HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
- MIRA AND ELFMAN'S SISTER?
BUT I THOUGHT SHE'D BEEN KILLED ON A DANGEROUS JOB.
- WE THOUGHT THIS WORLD WAS THE OPPOSITE OF OUR OWN BUT THAT'S NOT THE CASE.
IF IT WERE, SURELY MIRAJANE WOULD BE BEHAVING DIFFERENTLY.
BUT THE BIGGEST PROOF IS RIGHT THERE.
- HEY, WENDY, THAT SHRIMP THERE KINDA LOOKS LIKE YOU. A LITTLE YOU.
- YEAH, YOU THINK SO?
- NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, THEY DO LOOK SIMILAR.
- ARE YOU SAYING THAT'S ME?
- THIS IS BAD. WE SHOULD LEAVE HERE. AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE
- WHY? WHAT'S GOING ON?
- THESE PEOPLE, THEY'RE NOT OUR MISSING FRIENDS.
THIS ISN'T THE FAIRY TAIL WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.
THEY'RE NOT OPPOSITES. THEY'RE DIFFERENT PEOPLE ENTIRELY.
THEY'VE BEEN EDOLAS CITIZENS FROM THE BEGINNING.
IT'S NOT AS CRAZY AS IT SOUNDS.
THINK OF IT AS SORT OF A PARALLEL WORLD.
EDOLAS HAS ITS OWN SEPARATE HISTORY AND CULTURE.
SO IT'S POSSIBLE FOR COMPLETELY SEPARATE FAIRY TAIL TO EXIST.
- Wendy: NO WAY.
- Happy: MY HEAD HURTS. I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS COMPLICATED CRAZY TALK.
- OKAY. IF THESE PEOPLE AREN'T OUR FRIENDS,
WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND 'EM?
- WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT OVER HERE?
- YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW THAT? IF I DID, WE WOULDN'T EVEN BE ON THIS WILD GOOSE CHASE.
WE SHOULDN'T REMAIN IN THIS PLACE A MINUTE MORE. COME ALONG NOW.
- CARLA. WHERE'LL WE GO?
- Carla: THE ROYAL CITY.
IF THERE ARE ANY CLUES AS TO THE WHEREABOUTS OF OUR FRIENDS,
WE'RE SURE TO FIND THEM THERE.
- WE'VE GOT BIG TROUBLE. THE FAIRY HUNTER IS HERE.
- WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? YOU WANNA DIE?
DON'T YOU DARE WALK OUT.
- IMPOSSIBLE.
- HOW COULD SHE HAVE TRACKED US DOWN SO QUICKLY?
- THOSE MONSTERS FROM THE KINGDOM, WILL THEY NEVER STOP HUNTING US?
- Both: I DON'T KNOW IF WE'LL GET OUT OF THIS ONE.
- THE KINGDOM?
- THEY'RE THE ONES WHO CREATED ANIMA
AND SENT THE TWO OF US TO EARTH LAND ON OUR MISSION.
- SO THAT MEANS YOU AND I ARE ENEMIES OF FAIRY TAIL.
- PREPARING REACTOR FOR IGNITION. ENTERING COORDINATES.
AUTOMATED ERROR CORRECTION IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE...
MARKER CONNECTED. ROUTING MAGIC POWER TO SHOCK ABSORBERS.
- SHUT UP AND CAST THE TELEPORTATION CIRCLE ALREADY.
- DO YOU WANNA GO OUT THERE AND BUY US SOME TIME?
- OH, YOU'RE SO FUNNY. JUST CAST IT BEFORE SHE GETS HERE.
- I'M TRYING. DON'T RUSH ME.
- THIS IS NO TIME FOR A CAT FIGHT, LADIES.
- IS THE FAIRY HUNTER A MONSTER?
- Levy: MAGIC POWER OUTPUT AT FORTY PERCENT FOR TELEPORT CRITICALITY.
FORTY THREE, FORTY SIX, FIFTY ONE.
- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
- I DON'T WANT TO DIE TODAY.
- QUIT FREAKING OUT, IT'S EMBARRASSING.
- GO FASTER.
- CAN'T YOU SPEED IT UP OR SOMETHING?
- YOU WANNA WALK INSTEAD?
OUTPUT AT SIXTY ONE, SIXTY THREE, TWO MINUTES TO TELEPORT.
- WHAT'S WITH THE AIR? IT'S VIBRATING.
- SHE'S HERE!
- WHOA, WHAT IS THAT?
- THE FAIRY HUNTER!
- WHAT A MONSTER!
- WHY WOULD THE KINGDOM SEND THAT AFTER FAIRY TAIL? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- ARE YOU THAT OUT OF THE LOOP?
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- THE KING ORDERED ALL GUILDS DESTROYED TO PROTECT THE LIMITED MAGIC SUPPLY.
OUT OF ALL OF THEM, ONLY ONE IS STILL STANDING AND IT'S THIS ONE.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU THINK YOU ARE.
BUT THIS IS FAIRY TAIL AND WE'RE A DARK GUILD.
- ALL RIGHT, WE FINALLY REACHED CRITICALITY.
NOW, ACTIVATE SHOCK ABSORBERS. TELEPORTATION CIRCLE DEPLOYING.
- WHY IS EVERYTHING FLOATING AWAY?
- WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?
- THIS IS CRAZY.
- EVERYONE GRAB ON TO SOMETHING, QUICKLY.
- HOLD ONTO ME, MY BLUE-HAIRED DARLING.
- KEEP THAT UP AND I'LL LEAVE YOU BEHIND.
- COMMENCE TELEPORT.
- OH MY! I HOPE WE'LL MAKE IT OUT SAFELY.
- I'LL KEEP YOU SAFE, MISS CANA.
- NO, THAT'S MY JOB.
- BIG SIS. LISANNA. HOLD ON TO ME AS TIGHT AS YOU CAN.
- WAIT A SEC, THIS IS A VEHICLE?
- ( explosion )
- FILTHY COWARDS.
- HMM. TELEPORTATION MAGIC?
TO THINK THEY'D STOOP TO EMPLOY A SPELL
THAT USES SUCH AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF POWER IN ONE SHOT.
MY, OH MY, DARK GUILDS SURE ARE WASTEFUL.
- I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE HERE, SUGARBOY.
- MMM. THIS IS TRULY CONCERNING.
THOSE FAIRIES ARE QUITE A RESOURCEFUL BUNCH.
- YOU SHOULDN'T PRAISE INSECTS, YOU SHOULD SQUASH THEM, QUICKLY.
- MMM. YET THEY'VE MANAGED TO ESCAPE HOW MANY TIMES NOW?
THESE INSECTS ARE RESILIENT BUT THEY CAN'T KEEP THE ACT UP MUCH LONGER.
THEIR DEMISE IS AS CERTAIN AS THE SUNSET.
DID YOU HEAR THE GIANT ANIMA PLAN WAS A SUCCESS? ALMOST HARD TO BELIEVE.
ANYWAY, ALL CAPTAINS OF THE MAGIC WARFARE UNITS ARE TO RETURN TO THE ROYAL CITY.
- SO EARTH LAND'S FAIRY TAIL HAS BEEN DESTROYED?
- MORE PRECISELY, IT HAS BEEN ABSORBED.
YOU HAVE TO HAND IT TO THE KING, HE CERTAINLY HAS STYLE.
- AND WHAT OF THE EARTH LAND WIZARDS WHO WERE ALSO ABSORBED BY THE ANIMA?
- THEY'RE ENJOYING THEIR STAY AS PART OF A GIANT LACRIMA.
- SPLENDID. THEN EDOLAS' MAGIC SUPPLY SHOULD BE FILLED TO CAPACITY FOR QUITE SOME TIME.
- MMM-HMM.
- ( explosion )
- Lucy: THAT WAS CLOSE, BUT WE MADE IT.
- Macao: THANK GOODNESS.
- Wakaba: I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER GET USED TO THAT THING.
- Max: IS ANYBODY HURT?
- Warren: JUST MY PRIDE. - Droy: I'LL FEEL THAT FOR A WEEK.
- OKAY, I'M LOST.
- I THINK THE GUILD CHANGED LOCATION.
- SO DID MY STOMACH.
- SEE, MY LOVELY JUVIA, WEARING LOTS OF CLOTHES CAN COME IN HANDY.
- YEAH. THANKS, I GUESS.
- NEVER A DULL MOMENT IN THIS PLACE.
- Macao and Wakaba: YOU WEREN'T HURT, WERE YOU, MISS CANA?
- OH, NO, I'M QUITE ALRIGHT.
- LISANNA. NOTHING'S BROKEN, IS IT?
- NO, BIG BROTHER. I'M STILL IN ONE PIECE.
- YOU TOOK YOUR SWEET TIME FIRING THAT THING UP. SHE WAS ALMOST ON TOP OF US.
- SHUT UP. AND WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU DO TO HELP US?
- CAN'T YOU AT LEAST DO SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THE ANNOYING SHAKING?
- IT WOULDN'T DO IT SO MUCH IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A COW.
- YOU'RE JEALOUS OF MY BODY.
- YEAH, RIGHT, GIMME A BREAK.
- WHO WAS AT THE REIGNS OF THAT MONSTER EARLIER?
- HAVE YOU SERIOUSLY FORGOTTEN? YOU MUST'VE HIT YOUR HEAD WHEN WE LANDED.
- HE'S JUST AN IDIOT.
- Mirajane: THAT WAS ONE OF THE CAPTAINS OF THE ROYAL CITY'S MAGIC WARFARE UNITS.
ERZA KNIGHTWALKER.
SHE'S ALSO KNOWN AS THE FAIRY HUNTER.
- IT CAN'T BE.
OUR ENEMY IS ERZA?
- ( theme song playing )
- ( singing in Japanese )
- Happy: MAN, THIS EDOLAS VERSION OF LUCY IS ONE TWISTED SISTER.
- Natsu: YEAH, BUT OUR LUCY IS PRETTY SCARY WHEN SHE WANTS TO BE.
- Happy: HMM. GOOD POINT. ACTUALLY, WHEN YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT,
THERE'S ALMOST NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO OF 'EM.
I BET IF THEY DRESSED ALIKE WE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TELL 'EM APART.
- Natsu: GREAT! I'M ALREADY CONFUSED.
WHICH OF THESE ANGRY VIOLENT BLONDE CHICKS IS THE ONE WE USUALLY HANG OUT WITH?
- Both: NEXT TIME, KEY OF HOPE!
- Happy: IT'LL BE EASY IF WE CALL ONE OF THEM LUCY A AND THE OTHER LUCY B.
- Natsu: AWESOME! WHICH ONE IS A AND WHICH ONE IS B?
- Happy: ( exclaims ) I CAN'T TELL AGAIN!