- Natsu: EDOLAS?
- Carla: THAT'S CORRECT.
A WORLD THAT EXISTS, INDEPENDENTLY FROM THE ONE WE KNOW.
AND UNFORTUNATELY, A WORLD THAT'S BEGUN LOSING ITS MAGIC.
- THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF MAGIC THERE?
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
- HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
- UNLIKE HERE, IN EDOLAS, MAGIC IS A FINITE RESOURCE
WITHOUT LIMITS ON ITS USE, IT WILL ONE DAY DISAPPEAR FOREVER.
- ( theme song playing )
- ( singing in Japanese )
- IN AN ATTEMPT TO RESTORE THEIR RAPIDLY DIMINISHING MAGIC POWER RESERVES,
THE KING OF EDOLAS DEVELOPED A SPELL THAT WOULD ABSORB IT FROM ANOTHER WORLD,
OUR WORLD.
IT IS A VERY POWERFUL SPELL INDEED. HE CALLED IT ANIMA.
THAT IS WHAT OPENED THE HOLE IN THE SKY.
- SO, THAT'S IT.
- ANIMA?
YOU CAN'T. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS, ALL RIGHT?
- Happy: EDOLAS
- Carla: SIX YEARS AGO, THEY BEGAN SETTING UP ANIMA VORTICES
ALL ALONG THE BARRIER BETWEEN OUR WORLDS.
BUT THE EXPERIMENT DID NOT GO AS THEY PLANNED.
IT SEEMS SOMEONE HAD MADE IT THEIR GOAL TO CLOSE THEM, ONE BY ONE.
MY SUSPICIONS WERE RAISED WHEN WENDY TOLD ME WHAT HAPPENED WITH JELLAL.
BUT, THE STORY MAKES MORE SENSE IF HE IS ACTUALLY MYSTOGAN.
I'M SURE HE MUST'VE BEEN THE ONE CLOSING THE ANIMA.
BUT THIS ANIMA WAS SIMPLY TOO LARGE.
NO ONE WAS STRONG ENOUGH TO CLOSE IT.
AND THUS, THE GUILD AND EVERYTHING SURROUNDING IT WAS ABSORBED.
- Natsu: WHY WOULD THEY GO AFTER FAIRY TAIL LIKE THAT?
- I TOLD YOU. TO PROVIDE MORE MAGIC POWER TO THOSE IN EDOLAS.
- SO THEY CHOSE FAIRY TAIL BECAUSE IT HAS A LOT OF TOP CLASS WIZARDS?
BECAUSE THERE WAS MORE POWER TO TAKE?
- THAT'S CORRECT.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. THAT'S A SERIOUSLY SELFISH MOVE.
YOU'D BETTER GIVE US BACK ALL OF OUR FRIENDS RIGHT NOW!
- ( lightening crackling )
- WHOA.
- YOU MEAN IT, CARLA? THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE OF YOU AND ME? IT'S OUR FAULT?
- INDIRECTLY, YES.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "INDIRECTLY?"
- THE KING ENTRUSTED US TO COMPLETE ANOTHER MISSION ENTIRELY.
SOMETHING THAT WAS TOTALLY INDEPENDENT
FROM THE ONE INVOLVING ANIMA AND MAGIC ABSORPTION.
- BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
HOW CAN THAT BE TRUE WHEN YOU WERE BORN IN THIS WORLD?
HATCHED OUT OF AN EGG.
- AND HAPPY WAS, TOO. IT WAS ME THAT FOUND HIM.
- INDEED WE WERE.
TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST, I MYSELF, HAVE NEVER PERSONALLY SET FOOT IN EDOLAS.
I WAS BORN IN THIS WORLD AND HAVE SPENT MY ENTIRE LIFE HERE.
IT'S EXACTLY AS WENDY SAID.
BUT WE WERE IMPRINTED WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE.
THE DETAILS OF OUR MISSION AND OF EDOLAS ARE PART OF WHAT MAKES UP OUR VERY BEING.
HE AND I, WERE BORN TO CARRY OUT THIS MISSION, FOR OUR KINGDOM.
SO WHY...
WHY DON'T YOU KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT IT?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- ( scoffs )
ANYWAY, THAT'S WHAT I MEANT BY INDIRECTLY.
THE ANIMA THAT DID THIS ORIGINATED FROM OUR HOMELAND,
SO THAT'S WHY WE'RE PARTIALLY TO BLAME.
- BUT, WHAT IS THE MISSION THAT YOU'RE ON, CARLA?
- I CAN'T TELL YOU. I'M SORRY.
- PLEASE TELL US.
I WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT WHERE I CAME FROM AND WHY I'M HERE.
- I SAID I CAN'T TELL YOU AND THAT'S FINAL.
YOU KNOW IT, BUT YOU JUST DON'T REMEMBER.
- ( sighs )
OKAY, GUYS, LISTEN, NOW THAT THE CAT'S BEEN LET OUTTA THE BAG,
WE SHOULD HEAD OUT. WE GOTTA GET TO EDOLAS!
- HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
- YOU MEAN IT?
- ( Natsu and Wendy laughing )
- UH. I'M SCARED.
AND BEIN' SCARED ALWAYS MAKES ME HUNGRY.
- IT'S GOOD TO HAVE A HEALTHY APPETITE.
IF ALL OF OUR FRIENDS ARE UP IN EDOLAS,
THEN WE GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO GO AND HELP 'EM OUT.
- Wendy: ARE THEY REALLY THERE?
- Carla: I WOULD ASSUME SO. BUT EVEN IF WE FIND THEM,
I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WE CAN SAVE THEM.
AND WHAT'S MORE. IF WE CAN, IN FACT, REACH EDOLAS,
I CAN'T GUARANTEE THAT WE WILL BE ABLE TO RETURN HERE.
- OH WELL. IF NONE OF OUR BUDDIES ARE IN THIS WORLD,
WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT OF COMING BACK HERE ANYWAY?
EXCEPT FOR LOOKING FOR IGNEEL, MAYBE.
- I FEEL THE SAME.
- WE SHOULD AT LEAST TRY TO SAVE ALL OF THEM. THEY'D DO IT FOR US.
- Carla: I MAY HAVE ONLY RECENTLY STUMBLED INTO BEING A MEMBER OF FAIRY TAIL,
BUT I AM INDEED A PART OF THE GUILD.
AND LIKE I SAID, I'M INDIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT HAPPENED TODAY.
SO I'M NOT COMPLETELY AGAINST TAKING YOU THERE.
BUT, IF I AM TO DO THIS,
I WILL NEED TO LAY DOWN A FEW VERY FIRM GROUND RULES.
BY RETURNING TO EDOLAS, I WILL BE ABANDONING MY MISSION,
ONE HANDED DOWN BY THE KINGDOM ITSELF.
A TRAITOR. I CANNOT RISK BEING SPOTTED BY ANYONE WHO WOULD KNOW MY IDENTITY.
WE WILL ALL NEED TO BE IN DISGUISE.
- EVEN ME?
- YOU SURE YOU WANNA DO THIS, CARLA?
- I AM. I'VE MADE UP MY MIND.
AND LISTEN, TOMCAT, ANOTHER RULE IS
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT TO PRY INTO THE DETAILS OF OUR MISSION.
- AYE.
- THIRDLY, ASIDE FROM THE INFORMATION I WAS GIVEN AT BIRTH,
I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE LAYOUT OF EDOLAS.
I CANNOT BE THE NAVIGATOR.
- GOT IT!
- AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
SHOULD I OR THE TOMCAT DO ANYTHING THAT WOULD CONSTITUTE A BETRAYAL TOWARDS YOU,
KILL US WITHOUT ANY HESITATION.
- ( stomach growling )
- BUT THAT'S CRAZY. I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING TO...
- STOP THAT DISGUSTING BODILY NOISE.
LET'S GO. TOMCAT, HOLD ONTO NATSU.
- WE'RE GONNA FLY THERE?
- WE HAVE WINGS FOR THAT REASON
SO WE COULD ONE DAY RETURN TO OUR HOMELAND IN EDOLAS.
- ALL RIGHT THEN, LITTLE BUDDY. YOU'RE GONNA SHOW ME WHERE YOU CAME FROM.
- AYE, SIR!
- TOMCAT, DON'T HOLD BACK YOUR MAGIC POWER.
- AYE!
- ( Wendy and Natsu screaming )
- WE'LL ENTER EDOLAS THROUGH WHAT REMAINS OF THE ANIMA.
WHEN I GIVE THE SIGNAL, GIVE IT EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT.
- ( both grunting )
- ( screaming )
- NOW!
- ( gasping )
- ARE WE THERE YET?
( gasping )
( Natsu laughing )
- WE'RE ACTUALLY HERE. WE MADE IT.
- MY ROOTS. MY HOMELAND.
- LOOK AT ALL THESE FLOATING ISLANDS.
- YOU COME FROM A PRETTY COOL PLACE, HAPPY. DON'T YOU THINK?
- I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO THINK.
- IT'S SO STRANGE AND WONDROUS.
- I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN TREES LIKE THESE.
- OH, WOW! CHECK IT OUT, HAPPY. YOU SEE? THERE'S A RIVER IN THE SKY.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
- OKAY. EVERYONE GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF.
REMEMBER WE'RE NOT HERE ON A SIGHTSEEING TRIP.
SO BE SURE TO KEEP YOUR WITS ABOUT YOU.
- ( chuckles ) I KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
- SORRY, SORRY.
- ( all screaming )
- ( Natsu grunting )
- MY WINGS DON'T WORK.
- HOW COME YOU CAN'T FLY ANYMORE?
- I TOLD YOU, MAGIC IS A LIMITED RESOURCE IN THIS WORLD.
- OH YEAH, CARLA, YOU'RE RIGHT. AND I GUESS I DO FEEL A LITTLE STRANGE.
- LET'S GO. WE GOTTA FIND WHERE THEY TOOK ALL OUR FRIENDS!
- HOW WILL WE FIND 'EM IF NO ONE KNOWS THEIR WAY AROUND?
- PIECE OF CAKE. JUST FOLLOW MY NOSE.
( sniffing )
UH, WELL, THIS IS CRAPPY. THERE ARE SO MANY CRAZY NEW SMELLS HERE,
MY NOSE IS CONFUSED.
- YEAH, IT'S WEIRD. THE AIR IN THIS PLACE IS LIKE NOTHING I'VE EVER TASTED BEFORE.
- Natsu: OH, DOES THAT MEAN THE FIRE WILL TASTE DIFFERENT?
- Carla: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
- Happy: ALL THIS TALK ABOUT TASTING MAKES ME EVEN HUNGRIER.
- Wendy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE COULD EAT HERE.
- Carla: WE'RE IN A STRANGE WORLD AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS FOOD?
- Wendy: SO, WHERE ARE WE GOING, ANYWAY?
- Natsu: BEATS ME. WE GOTTA WALK SOMEWHERE, RIGHT? SO WHY NOT THIS WAY?
- Happy: I WAS AFRAID YOU WERE GONNA SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
- Carla: SURPRISING AS IT IS, THE FIRE BREATHER IS RIGHT.
- ( stomach growling )
- Carla: STOP THAT!
- Natsu: OH, MY BAD.
- THERE'S NO ONE HERE. WE HAVEN'T RUN INTO A SINGLE PERSON.
- IS IT SOME KINDA FOREST WORLD?
- SURELY NOT. WE'LL STILL NEED DISGUISES.
- BUT FROM WHERE? THERE'S NOTHING.
- HEY!
- Happy: UH, NATSU. I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THIS.
- ( Natsu and Wendy laughing )
- Happy: BOO.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT EXACTLY WE'RE BEING DISGUISED AS.
- Natsu: WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? YOU LOOK LIKE A THING THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HAPPY.
RELAX, NO ONE'S GONNA RECOGNIZE YOU.
- IT'S SO EMBARRASSING.
- FASHION SENSE ASIDE, I DO FEEL QUITE A BIT MORE AT EASE NOW.
- YOU DO? NOT ME.
IT'S HOT AND ITCHY IN THIS GETUP. I THINK I'M ALLERGIC TO IT.
- PLEASE TRY TO TOUGHEN UP, TOMCAT!
- AYE.
- ( gasps ) IT'S THAT FLYING RIVER.
- I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT BEFORE.
- THIS JUST REMINDS ME HOW HUNGRY I AM.
- I SAID, TOUGHEN UP.
- ( stomach growling )
I BET THERE'S TONS OF YUMMY FISH SWIMMING IN THAT FLYING RIVER.
- THERE'S A MAN OVER THERE!
- HE MUST BE AN EDOLAS NATIVE.
- Wendy: THANK GOODNESS. HE LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.
- Happy: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT PEOPLE HERE TO LOOK LIKE?
HE'S GOT THE RIGHT IDEA, THOUGH. WE SHOULD BE FISHING RIGHT NOW.
- Wendy: HEY, WHERE DID NATSU GO?
- Natsu: YO! - ( all gasping )
- LEMME ASK YOU SOMETHIN'! - ( man screaming )
- OF COURSE. - WHAT IS HE DOING?
- SCARING THE LOCALS.
- I'M LOOKIN' FOR A BUNCH OF WIZARDS FROM THE FAIRY TAIL GUILD.
YOU SEEN THEM AROUND ANYWHERE?
- ( screaming ) PLEASE. DON'T HURT ME.
- WAIT. HOLD ON.
WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM? I JUST WANTED A LITTLE HELP.
- THINK BEFORE YOU ACT. YOU WALKED UP TO SOMEONE MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS,
WHILE WEARING THAT RIDICULOUS OUTFIT
AND THEN STARTED TALKING ABOUT FAIRY TAILS. OF COURSE YOU SCARED HIM.
- OKAY, THEN HOW DO YOU SUGGEST THAT WE FIND EVERYONE?
- YOU DIDN'T MEAN TO...
- LISTEN. IF THAT MAN REPORTS US TO THE AUTHORITIES, WE'RE THROUGH.
- LET'S DITCH THE COSTUMES THEN, PLEASE.
- Carla: NOW WE'RE IN EVEN MORE OF A HURRY TO FIND THEM.
- Happy: ( sighs ) THIS FEELS A MILLION TIMES BETTER.
BUT I REALLY WISH THAT GUY HADN'T RUN OFF WITH HIS FISHING ROD.
- Natsu: OH, DID I MESS THAT UP, TOO?
- Wendy: HEY, DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR A WEIRD NOISE JUST A SECOND AGO?
- Natsu: OH, ANOTHER FISHERMAN? THIS GUY'LL KNOW SOMETHING, FOR SURE.
- Carla: IS THERE A BRAIN IN YOUR HEAD?
- Happy: WHOA, BIG FISHY ALERT!
- Natsu: AWESOME! NOW STAND BACK WHILE I GRAB US DINNER.
- ( growling ) - All: IT'S HUGE!
- ( all exclaiming )
- TOO HUGE!
- WE WON'T GO HUNGRY ATLEAST. I'M ALL FIRED UP.
- NATSU. WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO CATCH HIM.
- ALL I NEED IS JUST A COUPLE OF SECONDS.
( grunting )
FIRE DRAGON IRON FIST.
WHAT?
- Wendy: NATSU. - Happy: NATSU.
- ( groans ) MY FIRE'S PUT OUT.
- HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? YOU CAN'T USE MAGIC IN EDOLAS
LIKE YOU CAN IN OUR WORLD.
- ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO.
- LET'S RUN FOR IT!
- IT CAN RUN ON LAND?
- THIS PLACE IS REALLY GONNA SUCK IF WE CAN'T USE OUR MAGIC HERE!
- AND IT TOOK ALL THIS TO MAKE YOU REALIZE THAT, NATSU?
- HEY, GUYS, I'M AFRAID THAT RUNNING AROUND SCREAMING
AND BEING CHASED BY THIS MONSTER IS GONNA ATTRACT A LOT OF UNWANTED ATTENTION.
- WELL, THIS WAS THE MONSTER'S GENIUS IDEA, SO DON'T BLAME ME.
( exclaims ) OH, JUST GREAT.
- IT'S A DEAD END.
- PLEASE, HAPPY, YOU GOTTA FLY US OUTTA HERE.
- I CAN'T USE MAGIC, EITHER.
- ( all screaming )
- HOLY CRAP. NOT HAVING MAGIC IS SUPER HARD.
- I'M JUST GLAD THAT EVERYONE'S OKAY.
- I'D BE A HECK OF A LOT BETTER WITH A BUNCH OF FISH IN MY TUMMY.
- WELL, I'VE HAD MORE THAN MY FILL OF FOOLISHNESS TODAY.
- HUH?
- THIS WOULD BE MUCH EASIER IF YOU DIDN'T CAUSE A RUCKUS EVERYWHERE YOU GO.
- NOW BE NICE.
- SO IT'S MY FAULT. REALLY?
- YOU CERTAINLY PLAY A LARGE PART IN OUR TROUBLES.
WE NO LONGER HAVE DISGUISES. IF PEOPLE FROM THE KINGDOM DISCOVER US ROAMING AROUND,
THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT THEY'LL DO.
AND IF WE GET TAKEN INTO CUSTODY,
YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT SAVING THE OTHERS.
WE'LL HAVE OUR WORK CUT OUT FOR US TRYING TO SAVE OUR OWN SKINS.
- OKAY. I DON'T REALLY GET IT, BUT I GUESS IT'S ALL MY FAULT SOMEHOW.
- HOW DOES ANYTHING EVER GET THROUGH THAT THICK SKULL OF YOURS.
- PLEASE TAKE IT EASY ON HIM, CARLA.
NATSU'S A NICE GUY, AND HE DIDN'T MEAN TO DO ANYTHING WRONG.
- MY WHOLE POINT IS HE HAS NO CONTROL.
- ( stomach growling )
- LIFE CAN GET PRETTY WEIRD SOMETIMES. DON'T YOU THINK?
- WHAT, IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER OR SOMETHING?
AND SINCE WE'RE SNEAKIN' AROUND, TELL YOUR STOMACH TO BE QUIET.
- UH-OH.
- WHAT'S WRONG?
- WE'VE BEEN SPOTTED AGAIN.
- WELL. WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW?
- I, UH... HELLO, WE'RE NOT FROM AROUND THESE PARTS
AND WE SEEM TO HAVE GOTTEN A LITTLE LOST IN THIS FOREST.
- WE'RE SORRY. IT'S NOT OUR FAULTS, WE SWEAR.
- UH...
- MIGHTY EXCEED, PLEASE FORGIVE US AND LET US LEAVE WITH OUR LIVES.
- EXCEED?
- I WONDER WHO THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT.
- HMM.
- YO! - DON'T SCARE 'EM, NATSU.
- WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN AVOID THEM NOW, HUH?
I GOT SOMETHIN' IMPORTANT TO ASK YOU GUYS SO LISTEN CLOSELY, OKAY?
SOME OF OUR FRIENDS ARE HERE IN EDOLAS AND...
- ( screaming )
- All: PLEASE DON'T HURT US!
- WELL, EXCUSE ME.
- IT'S STRANGE. BUT I THINK THOSE PEOPLE SEEMED TO BE AFRAID OF HAPPY AND CARLA.
- RIGHT? I KNEW IT WASN'T ALL MY FAULT.
- TELL ME THE TRUTH. AM I REALLY THAT SCARY LOOKING?
- YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE GONNA EAT 'EM.
- NO, I DIDN'T.
- WHOA! - NOW WHAT'S HAPPENING?
- I DON'T THINK THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD GUYS.
- ( all screaming )
- Wendy: I DON'T WANNA FALL ANYMORE.
- Carla: THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH FOR ME.
- WHERE ARE WE NOW?
- IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF WEIRD WAREHOUSE.
- ALTHOUGH I BELIEVE WE'RE WELL BEYOND THE POINT OF TAKING PREVENTIVE MEASURES,
LET'S SEE IF THERE ARE ANY CLOTHES IN HERE THAT WE COULD USE TO DISGUISE OURSELVES.
- ( Natsu grunting )
WHOA! THEY'VE GOT LOADS OF COOL STUFF HERE.
- NATSU, WOULD YOU PLEASE NOT LOOK THIS WAY FOR A MINUTE?
- AWESOME HEADGEAR!
- I SUPPOSE THIS'LL DO FOR NOW.
- OH YEAH. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, MY FINE FELINE.
- ( scoffs )
- ( gasping )
- YOU SEE SOMETHING OUT THERE?
- ( exclaims ) IT'S FAIRY TAIL!
IT'S IN DISGUISE, TOO, BUT I'D RECOGNIZE IT ANYWHERE. THAT'S WHERE THEY ARE.
- HOLD ON! - WAIT FOR US!
- HONESTLY!
- THIS DISGUISE IS WAY TOO HEAVY!
- ( all gasping )
- ( people chattering )
- THEY'RE OKAY!
- AND IT WASN'T EVEN THAT MUCH TROUBLE TO FIND 'EM.
- IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES SOMETHING SEEM KINDA DIFFERENT?
- WHO CARES ABOUT THAT, THEY'RE HERE.
- YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
- NO, HE'S NOT. THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG HERE.
- Happy: HEY, LOOK. HERE'S THE REQUEST BOARD.
- Natsu: SEEMS NORMAL ENOUGH TO ME.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE HAVE TO TRY TO PRETEND LIKE WE'RE NOT REALLY HERE.
- LOOK AND YOU'LL SEE.
- Natsu: YEAH. SEE WHAT?
- WELL, I'M OFF. I JUST TOOK ON A PRETTY MAJOR JOB.
- TAKE CARE.
- JUVIA, MY BELOVED. PLEASE, WAIT.
IF YOU'RE GONNA GO OUT, PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU. PRETTY PLEASE?
- YOU'RE SUCH A WET BLANKET AND TAKE TAKE SOME OF THOSE CLOTHES OFF FOR A CHANGE.
- WHAT?
- GIVE ME A SHOUT WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR SUMMER WARDROBE.
- I JUST GET REALLY COLD.
- HE NEEDS TO LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT BEIN' CLINGY.
- THE POOR GUY IS HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE WITH HER
AND JUST DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIMSELF.
- WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?
- I'M TIRED OF YOUR EXCUSES, ELFMAN.
- YOU ACTUALLY BUNGLED UP ANOTHER JOB?
- IT'S SO EMBARRASSING.
- TRY BEING A MAN FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE.
- JET AND DROY MAY BE OUR STRONGEST MEMBERS, BUT THEY DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO
SCOLD THE WEAKER ONES. ELFMAN'S JUST NOT THAT CAPABLE.
- LAY OFF HIM, YOU TWO!
- GOT A JOB TO DO.
- MAN, DOES THAT GUY EVER TAKE A BREAK?
- HIM? NEVER.
- MISS CANA, WOULD YOU CARE TO JOIN US FOR AN ADULT BEVERAGE?
- YEAH, TIP ONE BACK AND RELAX!
- OH, DON'T BE SO SILLY, YOU TWO.
I'VE NEVER HAD A DROP OF ALCOHOL IN MY LIFE, SO WHY START NOW?
- HEY, MY HOT BISCUIT.
- ALLEY CAT. MY LITTLE GUNSLINGER.
- ( Wendy exclaiming )
- YOU HAVE REALLY GOTTA MAN UP!
- ( crying ) I KNOW, I'M SORRY.
- AND QUIT SAYING THAT YOU'RE SORRY ALL THE TIME.
- I WANNA DECLARE MY LOVE HERE AND NOW FOR JUVIA.
- I SWEAR, GRAY, YOU'RE GONNA SMOTHER THAT POOR GIRL.
- YEAH. SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY WRONG HERE.
- EVERYBODY IS ACTING CRAZIER THAN NORMAL.
- HEY, WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN'?
- ( all gasping )
- WHAT?
- I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
- WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA WITH YOU SNEAKIN' AROUND OUR GUILD LIKE THIS?
- LUCY.
- SERIOUSLY?
- I'M SCARED, CARLA.
- DON'T WORRY, CHILD, IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
BUT WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HERE?
- ( theme song playing )
- ( singing in Japanese )
- Natsu: WHAT GIVES. EVERYBODY'S PERSONALITIES HAVE GONE TOTALLY WHACK-A-DOODLE!
- Happy: MAYBE EDOLAS HAS SOME KINDA PERSONALITY REVERSAL SPELL ON IT LIKE NIRVANA.
- Natsu: GRAY'S WEARING A MILLION LAYERS, ELFMAN'S ACTING LIKE A GREAT BIG WEENIE,
AND LEVY IS SOME KINDA STREET THUG? THIS PLACE IS THE COOLEST.
- Happy: I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING, I WONDER WHAT THE BIZARRO ERZA'S GONNA BE LIKE.
- Both: NEXT TIME FAIRY HUNTER!
- Natsu: YEAH, ME TOO.
LIKE WHAT WOULD BE THE OPPOSITE OF SUCH A HARDCORE CHICK?
- Happy: SHE'S PROBABLY ALL SWEET AND SAYS THINGS LIKE, "WELCOME HOME, MASTER!"