- Natsu: PREVIOUSLY, ON "FAIRY TAIL"...
- Happy: IT WAS TOUGH, BUT OUR BAND OF HEROES
FINALLY BEAT THE ORACION SEIS AND NIRVANA.
GO TEAM! - Lucy: UNFORTUNATELY,
THE SWEET TASTE OF VICTORY TURNED BITTER
AS WE WERE FORCED TO SAY GOODBYE TO DEAR FRIENDS.
- ( theme music playing )
- ( singing in Japanese )
- Ultear: MASTER HADES.
I'M SORRY TO DISTURB YOU, MY LORD.
- Hades: IS IT AS I EXPECTED?
- IT IS INDEED, MASTER.
THE ORACION SEIS HAVE FALLEN
AND NIRVANA WAS DESTROYED BY THE OFFICIAL GUILDS.
- THE COALITION WAS AS CAPABLE AS I'D ANTICIPATED.
OUR OBJECTIVE REMAINS UNHINDERED.
- YES, SIR. NIRVANA'S DESTRUCTION IS BUT A RIPPLE
IN THE VAST SEA OF OUR SCHEME.
IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE WE POSSESS THE KEYS TO ZEREF'S SEAL.
HOWEVER-- - DO NOT TRY MY PATIENCE, ULTEAR.
- NIRVANA'S DESTRUCTION MAY SERVE AS THE HERALD
OF AN EVEN GREATER DISTURBANCE.
SO GREAT, IN FACT, THAT IT WILL RENDER OUR GOALS UNREACHABLE
IF LEFT UNCHECKED.
- ( chuckles ) NOW THIS IS ENTERTAINING.
YOU AREN'T AFRAID, ARE YOU?
- NOT AT ALL, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
- AH! SO THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO SAIL THE SEAS
WITHOUT PUKING YOUR BRAINS OUT.
- AYE, MATEY, WELCOME TO THE GOOD LIFE.
- HA HA! LOOK OUT, VEHICLES.
NATSU'S GONNA RIDE YOU HARD. - CAREFUL!
THE TROIA SPELL DOESN'T LAST FOREVER.
- FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MIGHT NOT KNOW,
TROIA IS A HEALING SPELL THAT CURES MOTION SICKNESS.
- ARGH! NO. CAST THAT SPELL AGAIN.
HURRY. - I'M SORRY, I CAN'T.
IT ONLY WORKS A COUPLE OF TIMES.
- GUESS IT'S BACK TO BARF BAGS. - ( laughs )
- WHEN YOU AND WENDY JOIN FAIRY TAIL,
I'LL SHOW YOU ALL THE SNUGGLING SPOTS PERFECT FOR KITTIES.
- I'M JOINING YOUR GUILD TO STAY CLOSE TO WENDY,
NOT BECAUSE I HAVE ANY INTEREST IN YOU.
- WE'RE JOINING FAIRY TAIL! THIS IS SO EXCITING.
- ( Happy speaking )
- Lucy: WITH A HARD-FOUGHT BATTLE NOW BEHIND US,
IT'S FINALLY TIME TO RETURN TO HOME.
- MAN! MAY YOUR PARFUMS GRACE MY NOSTRILS AGAIN,
MISS ERZA AND MISS LUCY.
- BE SURE TO COME VISIT US WHENEVER YOU FEEL LIKE IT.
- WHEN YOU DO, BE READY FOR THE BEST NIGHT BLUE PEGASUS CAN OFFER.
- GIVE MY WARMEST REGARDS TO MASTER MAKAROV.
- OH, AND GRAY, FIX THAT STRIPPING HABIT.
- LIKE YOU HAVE ANY ROOM TO TALK, YOU BONEHEAD!
- QUESTION.
WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT THOSE TWO?
- WELL, AREN'T YOU RUNNING OFF WITH YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS?
- YEAH, AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'M NOT GONNA MISS YOU.
- SHERRY. - REN.
- THEY'RE SO IN LOVE!
- Lucy: IT'S CERTAINLY BEEN A WILD RIDE, MOM.
OH, AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED.
I GOT THREE NEW CELESTIAL KEYS.
- Gemi: ANGEL'S LOCKED UP,
SO NOW OUR CONTRACTS WITH HER ARE NULL AND VOID.
- Mini: THAT'S RIGHT.
- NOW THAT WE'RE FREE.
WE'VE ALL DECIDED THE BEST PERSON
TO TAKE OVER OUR CONTRACTS WOULD BE NONE OTHER THAN YOU,
LUCY HEARTFILIA. WICKED!
- WOULD YOU PLEASE BE OUR WIZARD? - Both: PIRI-PIRI.
- SO YOU REALLY WANT TO FORM CONTRACTS WITH ME?
ARE YOU GUYS SURE ABOUT THIS?
YOU "GUYS"?
- WE'RE JUST USED TO BEING CALLED PETS
AFTER WORKING WITH ANGEL ALL THIS TIME.
- I KNOW.
BUT THAT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME.
I THINK OF MY SPIRITS AS EQUALS.
YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT TO ME THAN MY GUILD MATES.
YOU'RE LIKE FAMILY.
- HMMM!
- IT WOULD BE OUR PLEASURE TO WORK WITH YOU, LUCY.
- Both: PIRI-PIRI.
- I HOPE WE'RE TOGETHER FOR A LONG TIME,
SCORPIO, GEMINI AND ARIES.
NEW FRIENDS ARE COMING INTO MY LIFE IN DROVES.
AND I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER!
- Erza: LONG STORY SHORT--
WENDY AND CARLA ARE FAIRY TAIL'S NEWEST MEMBERS,
SO YOU'D BETTER TREAT THEM WELL.
- IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU ALL.
- ADORABLE! - LOOK THERE'S EVEN A FEMALE HAPPY.
- I BET YOUR MOM'S REAL PRETTY!
- WE'RE SO GLAD YOU MADE IT BACK SAFELY.
- HELLO, MASTER.
- GREAT WORK, ERZA.
I'M SURE THINGS WILL QUIET DOWN
NOW THAT THE ORACION SEIS ARE OUT OF THE PICTURE.
AND THANKS FOR BRINGING TWO PRECIOUS
YET POWERFUL ADDITIONS TO THE GUILD BACK WITH YOU.
- GIRL, IT'S BEEN TOO LONG!
- YOU'RE TELLING ME. - HUG ATTACK!
- AWW. NOW THAT'S AN ATTACK I'LL ALWAYS TAKE.
- DOES LUCY SEEM DIFFERENT TO YOU?
- KIND OF.
WHO KNOWS WHAT CRAZINESS SHE HAD TO GO THROUGH?
- ( crashing ) - Both: OH!
- GRAY, DARLING. YOU'RE BACK!
I'M SO HAPPY YOU MADE IT HOME.
MY TEARS ARE FLOWING LIKE WATERFALLS!
- GRAY. STOP YOUR GIRLFRIEND, MAN, WE'RE DYING HERE!
- SHE'S NOT MY FREAKIN' GIRLFRIEND!
- AND THEN THE GIANT SNAKE SPROUTED WINGS
AND STARTED FLYING! - YEAH, YEAH, NOW I KNOW YOU'RE PULLING MY LEG.
SNAKES AREN'T MANLY ENOUGH TO FLY.
- YOU SAW IT.
- WELCOME TO FAIRY TAIL, YOU TWO.
I'M MIRAJANE. - WOW!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING.
FIRST I MET ERZA, NOW MISS MIRAJANE.
- I'M GUESSING YOUR FELINE FRIEND USES THE SAME MAGIC AS HAPPY.
YOU MIND TELLING US WHAT TYPE OF MAGIC YOU USE?
- WAIT A MINUTE.
DON'T YOU DARE COMPARE ME TO THAT FURRY HORN DOG!
- DON'T MIND HER.
I USE HEALING AND SUPPORT MAGIC.
ACTUALLY, I'M A SKY DRAGON SLAYER.
- ( all gasping )
- DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG ALREADY?
- All: THAT'S AWESOME!
WE HAVE ANOTHER DRAGON SLAYER!
- AW, YEAH! - JUST LIKE NATSU AND GAJEEL!
- I'VE NEVER HEARD OF A GUILD WITH THREE DRAGON SLAYERS IN IT!
WE'RE GONNA BE EVEN MORE UNSTOPPABLE NOW.
- WELCOME TO THE FAMILY. HAPPY TO HAVE YOU ABOARD.
- ( both meowing )
- IT'S NOT FAIR.
SERIOUSLY!
I MEAN I'M A DRAGON SLAYER TOO.
WHEN DO I GET MY OWN FLYING KITTY CAT, HUH?
- ALL RIGHT EVERYONE, LISTEN UP!
LET'S WELCOME OUR NEW MEMBERS THE WAY ONLY FAIRY TAIL CAN!
NOW, EAT, DRINK, AND MAKE MERRY!
YEAH! WHO WANTS TO BRAWL?
- AH! LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOSE AN EYE.
OH YEAH? WELL, IT'D BE WORTH IT, BABY.
- DARLING, ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH THAT TRAMP?
- HUH? WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
- YOU KNOW, CARLA, IF YOU EAT A FISH WITH A LOVED ONE,
YOU'LL HAVE GOOD LUCK. - THAT IS NOT YOU.
- EVERYONE IS SO LIVELY AND FILLED WITH HAPPINESS.
- KEEP YOUR GUARD UP, CHILD.
- MMM.
- HAS ANYTHING ON THE BOARD CAUGHT YOUR INTEREST?
- THERE'RE SO MANY, IT'S HARD TO PICK ONE.
- TAKE YOUR TIME.
THOUGH, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND A LITTLE ADVICE,
I'D STAY AWAY FROM SOLO JOBS FOR NOW.
SINCE YOU'RE JUST STARTING OUT,
IT MIGHT BE BEST TO ASSIST ANOTHER TEAM WITH ONE OF THEIR JOBS.
- YOU'LL TAKE A PAY CUT, OF COURSE,
BUT THE EXPERIENCE IS WELL WORTH IT.
- SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN.
- I ADMIRE YOUR ENTHUSIASM,
BUT TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR POTENTIAL PARTNERS.
- ( both laughing )
- ( squealing )
- NOT A CHANCE.
- HELPING WENDY FIND A GOOD JOB, MIRAJANE?
- ACTUALLY, I THINK IT'D BE BEST FOR HER TO TAG ALONG
ON SOMEONE ELSE'S JOB AND GET SOME EXPERIENCE.
- GOOD PLAN. I MEAN, LU-LU HERE GOT HER START IN FAIRY TAIL
BY HELPING NATSU, RIGHT?
- AND IT'S LED ME INTO MORE HORRIFYING AND DEADLY SITUATIONS
THAN ANY GIRL SHOULD HAVE TO ENDURE.
- YOU'VE GOT MORE COURAGE THAN ME, THAT'S FOR SURE.
- COURAGE.
WELL, THEN, SINCE THE TWO OF YOU ARE HERE,
IS THERE ANY WORK THAT YOU NEED HELP WITH?
I MAY STILL BE PRETTY GREEN,
BUT I PROMISE TO DO MY VERY BEST.
- WE COULD REALLY USE THAT KIND OF ATTITUDE IN SHADOW GEAR.
- YOU WORKED WITH US BEFORE, SO WHY NOT STICK AROUND?
- UHH, SOMEHOW I THINK STICKING WITH YOUR LITTLE GANG
MIGHT BE BAD FOR HER HEALTH.
- ( laughs )
- WHY NOT HAVE HER WORK WITH BOTH TEAMS?
- GOOD IDEA.
- SO WHICH TEAM GETS YA FIRST?
- HMM.
- YO, NATSU.
- YEAH, WHAT IS IT?
- Elfman: WHERE'VE YOU BEEN HIDING, MAN?
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOR DAYS. DID YOU TAKE A VACATION?
- WHAT'S WRONG, MY LOVE? YOU SEEM RATHER TROUBLED.
- WHEN I WAS ON MY WAY HERE I HEARD SOMETHING CRAZY.
- AND THAT WOULD BE?
- THE RUMOR MILL'S RUNNING PRETTY HARDCORE AROUND TOWN.
APPARENTLY THERE'S BEEN A DRAGON SIGHTING.
- Happy: SOMEONE SAW A DRAGON? FOR REAL?
- OKAY. YOU'VE GOT MY ATTENTION.
WAS IT IGNEEL?
- I DIDN'T HEAR ANY NAMES, SPECIFICALLY.
- ALL RIGHT. DID YOU AT LEAST TALK TO THE GUY
WHO SAID HE SAW THIS DRAGON? - NO.
LIKE I SAID, IT'S JUST A RUMOR I HEARD.
APPARENTLY THE PERSON WHO STARTED IT,
SOME WOMAN NAMED DAPHNE, SAYS THERE'S MORE TO THE STORY.
ACCORDING TO HER, SHE DIDN'T JUST SEE IT.
SHE SAYS SHE ACTUALLY SPOKE WITH THE DRAGON.
- LIKE, IN PERSON? IS IT TRUE, GRAY?
- DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S WORTH CHECKING OUT, DON'T YA THINK?
- HOW DO WE FIND HER? - GO TO THE RISE LODGE.
IT'S IN THE WESTERN WASTELANDS.
- THANKS, I OWE YA ONE. LET'S GO, HAPPY.
- AYE, SIR.
- MIND IF I COME? I WON'T BUG YOU.
I JUST WANNA SEE IF IT'S GRANDEENA.
- SURE, THE MORE THE MERRIER. TAGGING' ALONG, GAJEEL?
- RUN AROUND WITH YOU LOSERS? YEAH, LIKE I'D WANNA DO THAT.
- I KNOW YOU'RE AS CURIOUS AS WE ARE.
- LISTEN TO YOURSELF FOR TWO SECONDS.
YOU HEAR "DRAGON" AND YOU'RE OFF ON A WILD GOOSE CHASE.
STORIES LIKE THIS ARE SUCKERBAIT,
BUT I GUESS THEY HOOKED ONE.
IT'S POINTLESS TO GET YOUR HOPES UP.
I LEARNED THAT A LONG TIME AGO.
- WHAT IF IT WAS METALICANA?
WOULD YOU STILL JUST SIT HERE?
- NO, I'D GO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE.
I DON'T GET WHY YOU'D CARE ABOUT SOMEONE WHO ABANDONED YOU.
YOU WANNA WASTE TIME, BE MY GUEST.
- YOU REALLY FEEL THAT WAY?
- I BET IF IT REALLY WAS METALICANA,
HE'D GO RUNNING TO HIM IN TEARS.
- DON'T LET HIM HEAR YOU SAY THAT.
- GUESS IT'S JUST US THEN. - RIGHT!
I HOPE IT REALLY IS GRANDEENA.
I MISS HER.
- I'M SURE.
BUT DON'T GET YOUR HOPES TOO HIGH
OR YOU MIGHT BE DISAPPOINTED.
- THANKS FOR THE TIP, MAN.
I GUESS YOU REALLY ARE USEFUL FOR SOMETHIN'.
- MY PLEASURE.
- Erza: I'D LIKE TO ORDER THIS ONE.
- SURE. I MUST SAY,
YOU'RE ONE OF MY MOST LOYAL AND FREQUENT CUSTOMERS.
- I BUY ONE EACH TIME WE RECRUIT NEW MEMBERS.
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY IT'S TRADITION NOW.
- HEE HEE! HAPPY TO KNOW THAT MY TREATS ARE APPRECIATED.
- YOU'RE A MASTER OF YOUR CRAFT.
SO ARE 50 CAKES DOABLE?
- EH? YOU'VE RECRUITED 50 NEW MEMBERS?
- ONLY TWO, ACTUALLY. THE REST ARE FOR ME.
- AHHH!
PLEASE, COME AGAIN!
- RE-QUIPPING?
I DON'T SENSE IT ANYMORE.
WHAT WAS THAT?
- Happy: KIND LOOKS OUT OF PLACE, HUH?
- NOT TO MENTION RUN-DOWN.
- IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANYONE'S AROUND.
- I THINK THAT'S BY DESIGN. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- THIS PLACE IS RUN AUTOMATICALLY BY A LACRIMA LODGING SYSTEM.
IT CAN CHECK IN AND CHECK OUT PATRONS,
SO THERE'S NO NEED TO HIRE EMPLOYEES TO WORK THE DESK.
- WOW. BLESSED WITH BEAUTY AND BRAINS TO BOOT.
- YOU'D THINK THERE'D AT LEAST BE SOMEONE AROUND TO MAINTAIN THE PLACE,
BUT I DON'T EVEN SEE ANY LODGERS.
- NEXT TIME I SEE GRAY, I'LL PUNCH HIM IN THE NOSE.
- IF YOU DON'T MIND ME SAYING SO,
I THINK WE'RE JUMPING THE GUN.
THERE'RE PLENTY OF ROOMS TO CHECK.
IF THE LODGE IS AUTOMATIC,
DAPHNE MIGHT BE STAYING IN ONE OF THEM.
- ALL RIGHT THEN. LET'S SPLIT UP
AND START KNOCKING ON ALL THE DOORS.
HELLO?
- SORRY TO DISTURB YOU.
- WOW!
YOU SAW NOTHING. - WHATEVER YOU SAY, BABY.
- HONESTLY.
WHAT IS WITH THIS SHODDY ROACH MOTEL?
- SO FAR WE'VE CHECKED OUT ALMOST EVERY SINGLE ROOM IN THIS PLACE.
- GUESS THAT MEANS THIS IS THE LAST ONE--
WHICH IS SO NOT SUSPICIOUS IN ANY WAY!
I MEAN, COME ON, IS THAT A GIANT HAPPY DOLL?
IS ANYONE NAMED DAPHNE IN THERE?!
- Daphne: YES YES!
- ALL RIGHT. - OPEN UP.
WE NEED TO TALK WITH HER NOW!
- MY MY.
YOU CERTAINLY ARE A NOISY BUNCH, AIN'T YA?
- WE HEARD YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP US.
- OH, YES YES, INDEED! HELPING'S WHAT I DO.
LOOK NO FURTHER, STRANGER, YOUR SEARCH FOR AID IS OVER.
COME INSIDE AND I'LL EASE YOUR BURDENS!
YES YES. COME COME.
- Carla: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
- YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT, YES YES!
I'M A MISSIONARY OF BEAUTY WHO TRAVELS THE LANDS,
AIDING FOLKS JUST LIKE YOU. DAZZLIN' DAPHNE!
AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE OLD RUN-OF-THE-MILL BEAUTY, FRIENDS.
I MEAN REAL BEAUTY. GENUINE BEAUTY.
BEAUTIFUL BEAUTY ONLY NATURE PROVIDES.
YES. YES. YES. YES.
AND HERE IS A FABULOUS PRODUCT THAT WILL HELP YOU
ACHIEVE THE NATURAL MAGNIFICENCE OF THE REDDEST ROSE.
MIRACLE DIET METAMO-CHAN.
- MULTIPLE CHINS? - Fat Happy: YUMMY.
- BEAUTY, HUH? - YES YES.
YOU! PLEASE DO NOT MISPRONOUNCE THE NAME OF MY MONEY MAKER.
METAMO-CHAN FIGHTS OBESITY WITH EASE.
ITS SCIENTIFICALLY CREATED, NATURAL MONOUNSATURATED
AND POLYUNSATURATED NUTRIENTS MELT THE POUNDS AWAY.
- EXCUSE ME. - EVEN ITS CREATION IS A DELICATE PROCESS.
FOR THREE WHOLE DAYS,
WE SOAK IT IN A SECRET HERBAL SOLVENT,
AND THEN SUN-DRY IT FOR A WEEK SO IT'S BURSTING WITH FLAVOR.
AND THE RESULT IS-- SAY IT RIGHT!
- THE MIRACULOUS DIET FOOD METAMO-CHAN, MA'AM.
- GOOD GOOD. SUPER JOB, MY BABY BLUE FELINE FRIEND.
IN FACT, YOU DID SO GOOD I'M GIVING YOU A SAMPLE,
COMPLETELY FREE. - BUT I'M NOT OBESE, AND I ONLY EAT FISH--
YES, YES. IT HAPPENS TO COME IN FISH FLAVOR.
TAKE ONE BITE AND YOUR SKIN WILL BE SILKY SMOOTH.
TAKE TWO BITES AND YOU'LL BE AS SLIM AS ME.
AND YOU MUST BE HIS BROTHER AND SISTERS. RIGHT RIGHT.
HAVE SOME FOR YOURSELVES, ON THE HOUSE.
TAKE THE PLUNGE AND LIVE THE DREAM OF ABSOLUTE BEAUTY.
DON'T BELIEVE ME? SEE THE RESULTS FOR YOURSELF.
IT'S A MIRACLE. - All: AMAZING! WOW!
- I WANNA TRY SOME. - WHAT? WAIT.
YOU'RE ACTUALLY BUYING INTO THIS?
- IF YOU'RE STILL NOT CONVINCED THIS IS RIGHT FOR YOU,
LISTEN TO REAL TESTIMONIALS FROM REAL CUSTOMERS.
"METAMO-CHAN HAS COMPLETELY TRANSFORMED ME,
JUST LIKE YOU SAID IT WOULD." - WAIT A MINUTE.
- "10 DAYS LATER, AND I AM SLIM AND GORGEOUS." - STOP TALKING.
- "DIET SPELLS ARE OUT FOR ME, IT'S METAMO-CHAN OR BUST." - WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME?
- YES YES, AND THE SUCCESS LETTERS KEEP POURING IN
FROM ALL OVER FIORE AND THE FAR REACHES OF THE WOR--
- QUIT SAYING "YES YES"! - YES YES, OF COURSE, SIR.
YOU INTERESTED IN SIGNING UP FOR THE "I BEAT OBESITY" NEWSLETTER?
- NO NO! I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR DUMB LETTERS,
YOUR OBESITY OR YOUR FISHY DIET KABOB.
- A KABOB SOUNDS LIKE A SUPER IDEA.
YOU WANT TO BECOME BUSINESS PARTNERS?
- I'M ONLY INTERESTED IN DRAGONS.
- YES YES, EVERYONE HAS A PREFERENCE.
YOU WON'T FIND JUDGMENT HERE.
HOW MANY POUNDS DOES YOUR "DRAGON" FRIEND WANNA SHED?
WE COULD WORK OUT A DIET PLAN.
- WILL YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH FOR FIVE SECONDS?!
I'M A DRAGON SLAYER FROM FAIRY TAIL.
I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR A DRAGON NAMED IGNEEL WHO DISAPPEARED.
MY FRIEND HERE HAS ALSO BEEN SEARCHING FOR ONE TOO--
THE SKY DRAGON, GRANDEENA.
WE HEARD A RUMOR THAT YOU RECENTLY MET ONE.
THAT'S THE ONLY REASON WE'RE HERE, ALL RIGHT?
SO IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING, TELL US WHAT IT IS.
WE NEED YOUR HELP.
- HMM. STRANGE THAT HE WOULD ATTACK THEN RETREAT.
- HE WAS LETTING ME KNOW THAT HE'S OUT THERE
AND CAN ATTACK US WHENEVER HE CHOOSES.
ALSO THERE WAS SOMETHING ODD ABOUT HIM.
THE ONLY WAY I CAN PUT IT IS THAT HE SMELLED WRONG.
- SMELLED WRONG?
- NOT LIKE A PERSON, MORE LIKE A WILD ANIMAL.
EVEN THE WAY HE BREATHED WAS UNNATURAL.
- SOUNDS TO ME LIKE ANOTHER DARK GUILD OUT THERE
NEEDS A MANLY KICK IN THE PANTS.
- WE'LL BE CAUTIOUS, BUT NOT OVERLY SO.
I'M SURE WE'LL SEE HIM AGAIN.
- ARE WE TO JUST SIT BACK AND DO NOTHING THEN?
- THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE'LL DO FOR NOW.
WE'D WASTE RESOURCES OTHERWISE.
PROCEED AS IF NOTHING HAS HAPPENED.
THAT SHOULD PROVOKE HIM INTO REVEALING HIMSELF
SOONER RATHER THAN LATER.
- RIGHT. - DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL PAY THIS GUY BACK, PLUS INTEREST.
GRAY AND I ARE WITH YOU.
WHAT THE HECK? WHERE'D HE GO?
- MY BELOVED HAS RUN OFF WITHOUT TELLING ME
WHERE HE'S GONE OR WHAT HE'S DOING.
DOESN'T HE CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS? - ON A JOB?!
- I DON'T KNOW!
- ( bird squawking )
- YES YES, I DID SAY THAT I MET WITH A DRAGON.
BUT THAT WAS A JUST A FIB FOR MARKETING.
SORRY. - YOU LIED?
- THAT'S TOO BAD. - AND THE WINNER IS GAJEEL!
- I HAD A FEELING THIS WOULD JUST BE A WASTE OF TIME.
- YES YES. METAMO-CHAN WORKS SO WELL
'CAUSE OF THE PRIMARY INGREDIENT,
WHICH HAPPENS TO BE POWDERED DRAGON SCALES.
WITHOUT 'EM, IT WOULD BE A COMPLETE FLOP. - DRAGON SCALES?
- YES YES, INDEED. OF COURSE, THAT'S A LIE TOO.
THOSE ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO OBTAIN.
- YOU MEAN METAMO-CHAN DOESN'T WORK?
- BINGO, DARLIN'!
A WELL-CRAFTED SCAM, IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
- UNBELIEVABLE. SHAMELESS!
- YES YES. A GIRL'S GOTTA MAKE A LIVING SOMEHOW.
I'M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND, DRAGON BOY.
- I UNDERSTAND YOU SUCK! WE'RE LEAVING.
AH!
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
- WHY IS THE HALLWAY MELTING?!
- HOW DOES A WHOLE BUILDING VANISH?
- YOU'RE ALL MINE NOW, BIRDS IN A CAGE.
- WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
FIRE DRAGON IRON FIST!
- OH NO! - NATSU, ARE YOU OKAY?
- IT'S SOME KIND OF MAGIC WALL.
YOU'RE REALLY A WIZARD, AREN'T YOU?
- ( laughs ) YES YES.
QUITE A DISPLAY, SALAMANDER.
IF ANYTHING, YOU LIVE UP TO YOUR REPUTATION.
- SHE'S KIND OF SCARY WITHOUT HER TWANG.
- I'M SO GLAD THAT ALL OF YOU COULD MAKE IT.
GOOD THINGS REALLY DO COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT.
- THIS WAS JUST A SET-UP.
- YES YES YES! AND YOU FELL RIGHT IN IT!
SO SIT BACK AND HAVE SOME METAMO-CHAN. - WHY WOULD I WANT THAT?
- PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE THE STRAWBERRY FLAVOR?
- THERE'S ALSO WASABI AND TERIYAKI. - I SAID NO!
- WE CAN'T GO OUT HERE EITHER.
- SEEMS THIS TRAP WAS MASTERFULLY CRAFTED.
- YES YES YES. MY MAGIC IS QUITE SPLENDID.
- I'VE NEVER MET A WALL I COULDN'T BRING DOWN BY FORCE.
AHHH!
- AH! NATSU!
- WHAT THE--
- HOW'S THE FLOOR FEEL, NATSU?
- OH, IT'S GRAY! - WAIT.
HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO GET PAST THAT MAGIC WALL?
- GOOD QUESTION.
AND I'VE GOT MY OWN BONE TO PICK WITH YOU.
NEXT TIME MAKE SURE YOUR INFO ISN'T COMPLETE GARBAGE.
- HMMM. IT WASN'T GARBAGE.
YOU DID JUST WE WANTED.
- YES YES YES, THEY DID.
SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT, MY BELOVED GRAY.
- YOU KNOW HER? WHAT IS GOING ON, MAN?
- ( laughs )
- WHOA! I THINK THEY'RE IN LOVE!
- YOU'RE REALLY SLUMMIN' IT IF YOU'RE WITH THIS CHICK. - SHUT UP.
IF YOU DIDN'T THINK THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN ONE DAY,
YOU'RE EVEN DUMBER THAN I THOUGHT. - WHAT WAS THAT?
- IT'S TIME FOR YOU AND ME
TO SETTLE THIS LITTLE RIVALRY ONCE AND FOR ALL.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? - JEEZ, YOU'RE SLOW.
I'M SAYIN' I'M TIRED OF ALWAYS FOLLOWING YOUR LEAD.
NOW I'LL FOLLOW MY OWN PATH.
AS OF THIS MOMENT, I'M THROUGH WITH FAIRY TAIL.
AND I'M THROUGH WITH ALL OF YOU.
- YOU'RE SERIOUS? - YES YES.
THAT'S WHAT I CALL A MAN.
MY DARLING ICE-CUBE REALLY KNOWS HOW TO WARM ME UP.
NOW BE A DEAR AND FETCH ME A DRAGON SLAYER,
WOULD YOU?
- YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, GRAY.
- IF YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT, STAY THERE.
IT'LL BE MUCH EASIER TO END YOU!
- ( end theme playing )
- ( singing in Japanese )
- Happy: WHO DO YOU THINK WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT?
- YOU OR GRAY? - Natsu: ME, OF COURSE.
THERE'S NO WAY SIR STRIPS-A-LOT'S GONNA BRING ME DOWN.
- REALLY? 'CAUSE HE JUST SAID, "THERE'S NO WAY
THAT PINK-HAIRED FLAME MUNCHER WILL EVER BEAT ME."
- SAY WHAT? IT'S NOT PINK, IT'S LIGHTISH RED.
THAT NO GOOD, BOXER DROPPING, POPSICLE SHOVING, FREAK SHOW!
- IT'S NOT AN INSULT CONTEST.
- ( Happy and Natsu speaking )
- Happy: THE SIZE OF THE INSULT DOESN'T MATTER.
REMEMBER, BREVITY IS THE SOUL OF WIT.
- Natsu: HE STINKS!
- WELL, I GUESS IT WAS PRETTY BRIEF, AT LEAST.