- Natsu: PREVIOUSLY ON "FAIRY TAIL...."
- Lucy: THAT REPORTER FROM "SORCERER WEEKLY"
WAS SOMETHING ELSE, WASN'T HE? - Happy: HE CERTAINLY DIDN'T
WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU, LUCY.
- Lucy: DON'T LAUGH. OF COURSE I'M GLAD
THINGS ARE FINALLY SETTLING DOWN AROUND HERE.
- Natsu: YOU THINK? EVERYTHING SEEMS THE SAME TO ME.
- Happy: ESPECIALLY ON THE LUCY-HAVING-NO-BOYFRIEND FRONT.
- Lucy: JUST DROP IT, OKAY?!
- (theme song playing )
- ( singing in Japanese )
- ( thunder rolls )
- Narrator: DARK AND RAINY DAYS SUCH AS TODAY
ARE THANKFULLY A RARITY IN MAGNOLIA.
BUT IN A PERPETUALLY DARK AND GLOOMY PART OF TOWN,
THERE STANDS A DISREPUTABLE POTION SHOP.
- DRIP, DRIP, DROP.
- OH? YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING
THAT'LL MAKE A BOY NOTICE YOU?
MY CONCOCTIONS CAN'T BE TAILORED TO SUCH SPECIFIC NEEDS.
- PLEASE, SIR. IF HE WOULD GAZE AT ME
WITH PASSIONATE EYES JUST ONCE,
EVEN THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH.
- WELL, I DO HAVE SOMETHING THAT MIGHT DO THE TRICK.
TRY THIS. IT'LL DO EXACTLY WHAT YOU'VE ASKED.
- WHAT IS IT?
- THIS WOULD ENSURE YOUR MAN
BURNS WITH A DESIRE ONLY FOR YOU.
60,000 JEWEL. - SEEMS RATHER PRICEY.
- I DON'T HAVE TIME TO HAGGLE, YOUNG LADY.
DID I MENTION IT'S 100% EFFECTIVE?
- 100%? BURNING WITH DESIRE?
I'LL TAKE THE WHOLE BOTTLE, SIR.
DRIP, DRIP, DROP.
- Narrator: NO ONE KNEW AT THE TIME,
BUT THE SUSPICIOUS POTION JUVIA PURCHASED
ON THAT RARE RAINY DAY AT FULL PRICE
WITHOUT ANY KIND OF NEGOTIATION WHATSOEVER
WOULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR BRINGING FAIRY TAIL
TO THE VERY BRINK OF DESTRUCTION.
- ( Happy speaking )
- UGH, I'M SO BORED.
- HOW ABOUT CHECKING THE BOARD FOR A NEW JOB?
- I'D LIKE TO, BUT NATSU KEEPS SAYING
THAT HE NEEDS TO TAKE A LITTLE TIME OFF.
- WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO ON ONE BY YOURSELF?
OR MAYBE TEAM UP WITH SOMEBODY DIFFERENT?
- HMM, IT'D BE TOO WEIRD WORKING WITH ANYONE ELSE.
WE'RE A TEAM. WE SHOULD STICK TOGETHER.
- YOU TWO ARE SO LOYAL TO ONE ANOTHER.
IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU'RE A COUPLE.
- UGH! IT'S SO NOT LIKE THAT!
- WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW.
DEEP DOWN, NATSU MIGHT HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU.
- UH...
- ( laughs ) - NA, NA, NA.
NA, NA, NA, NA, NA.
- YEAH, EVEN IF THAT WERE THE CASE,
I'M AFRAID I WOULD HAVE TO PASS.
- I THINK YOU TWO WOULD BE ADORABLE TOGETHER.
- ( laughing ) - NA, NA, NA, NA...
- COME ON, NATSU, QUIT GOOFING AROUND
AND LET'S GET BACK TO WORK!
- WOULD YOU PUT SOME CLOTHES ON ALREADY?!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
DID YOUR POWERS FINALLY BURN THAT BRAIN OF YOURS
INTO A LUMP OF CHARCOAL?
- HEY, DON'T BE SUCH A KILLJOY.
IT'S IMPORTANT TO TAKE A BREAK NOW AND THEN.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, HAPPY? - ( humming )
AYE, SIR. THIS SURE FEELS GREAT.
- AND NOW THE FINALE.
- Both: CHICKA, CHICKA, CHICKA!
CHICKA, CHICKA, CHICKA!
- DEFINITELY A PASS.
- BUT I THINK THE TWO OF YOU
WOULD MAKE A PERFECT COUPLE.
- MY BELOVED GRAY, ALL I ASK IS FOR ONE PASSIONATE GLANCE.
AWW, MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST!
AH, I'M SHAKING FROM HEAD TO TOE
JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. OH, THE ANTICIPATION!
- BUT I THINK THE TWO OF YOU WOULD MAKE A PERFECT COUPLE.
- NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
I WISH MIRA WOULD KEEP HER CRAZY SUGGESTIONS
TO HERSELF FOR ONCE.
- I'M TELLING YOU. BE CAREFUL.
- Lucy: AT LEAST I'M HOME.
WHAT THE-- - YO.
- WOULD YOU STOP BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE?
- I'M SORRY, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT
I NEED TO TELL YOU. - OH, MAN.
LET ME GUESS, YOU DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK.
( gasps )
- Narrator: "LIKE?!"
- WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW.
NATSU MIGHT HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU.
- ( gasping )
( shrieks )
- HMM?
- OH, WOULD YOU PLEASE GET OUT?!
- BUT I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
- SOMETHING IMPORTANT?
GET OUT OF HERE!
- HUH? WHOA.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
THERE'S NO NEED TO BE RUDE.
- WOULD YOU GO OUT THROUGH THE DOOR, YOU DOPE?
- OH NO. WHY DO I FEEL SO FUNNY?
- Narrator: THE NEXT DAY...
- ( chewing )
( sighs )
WHAT'LL I DO TODAY?
- HEY, YA!
- ( muffled scream ) - SO HOW'S IT GOING?
- HANDS OFF! PLEASE DON'T
JUST DRAPE YOURSELF OVER ME LIKE THAT.
- HOLD ON, WHAT?
- WHAT AM I GONNA DO? THIS ISN'T GOOD.
I CAN'T GET THESE STUPID THOUGHTS OUT OF MY HEAD.
- NATSU, I'M SICK OF THIS!
STOP ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT!
- WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO YOU, HUH?
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? - LET'S RUMBLE!
- ( grunting ) - MY BELOVED GRAY,
YESTERDAY, I WAS SO NERVOUS, I COULD BARELY EVEN MOVE,
BUT, TODAY, I'VE GOT THE COURAGE TO GO THROUGH WITH MY PLAN.
SO HOW EXACTLY DOES THIS POTION WORK?
- ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BLOW THE BUBBLES
RIGHT TOWARDS THE MAN YOU DESIRE
AND MAKE SURE HE INHALES THEM.
IF YOU'RE SUCCESSFUL, YOUR INTENDED WILL BECOME AWARE
OF THE FEELINGS YOU HAVE DEEP WITHIN YOUR HEART,
PROVIDED THEY ARE STRONG ENOUGH.
- ( growling )
- ( cheering ) - DEAR SWEET GRAY,
THE LESS YOU NOTICE MY BLAZING HEART,
THE BRIGHTER MY FLAMES OF LOVE BECOME.
AND WHEN I'M NEAR YOU,
I'M CONSUMED BY LUSTFUL TEMPTATION.
BUT THINGS ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE.
ONE TASTE OF THIS POTION AND YOU'LL FINALLY BE MINE!
OUR TWO HEARTS WILL BECOME AS ONE.
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, WE'LL BE SWEETHEARTS...
FOREVER.
- WHA-- I TOTALLY FORGOT.
I GOT TO GO TAKE CARE OF SOMETHING.
- WHAT KIND OF EXCUSE IS THAT?
- YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS,
BUT I THINK NATSU'S GOT A CRUSH ON SOME GIRL.
- WAIT, YOU MEAN OUR NATSU? - THERE'S NO WAY, MAN.
- YOU GOT TO BE JOKING.
HE'S THE LAST GUY I'D EVER IMAGINE
GETTING TANGLED UP WITH SOME CHICK.
- I KNOW WHAT I HEARD, GUYS.
LATELY, HE'S BEEN SAYING STUFF LIKE,
"I WANT TO SEE HER. I GOT TO SEE HER."
- "HER" WHO? - BEATS ME.
- OH CRAP! WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!
I'M THE "HER!"
IT'S NOT LIKE I HATE HIM OR ANYTHING.
I'M JUST NOT SURE IF WE'D BE COMPATIBLE.
OF COURSE I'VE NEVER GONE OUT WITH A BOY BEFORE,
SO HOW CAN I REALLY BE SURE OF ANYTHING?
- I WANT TO SEE YOU.
- LET'S STOP IMAGINING HIM
LOOKING ALL HUNKY LIKE THAT, OKAY?
- ( chuckles ) - ( giggles )
WHY ARE ALL THESE CRAZY THOUGHTS RUNNING THROUGH MY BRAIN?!
- HEY, ARE YOU OKAY?
- UH. UH...
( weakly ) YEAH, I'M FINE.
- CAN YOU MEET ME TONIGHT?
THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU.
- ( screams )
- WHAT DO YOU SAY WE MEET MY BY THE SOLA TREE
IN THE MIDDLE OF SOUTH GATE PARK?
- I CAN DO THAT, BUT CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?
- ALL I CAN SAY IS IT'S IMPORTANT.
MAKE SURE YOU COME ALONE TONIGHT.
- IS HE BLUSHING?
HE IS. HE'S ACTUALLY BLUSHING.
- LATER. - UH...
UH, HEY, MIRA,
I'M JUST GONNA GO HOME FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
- COME BACK! HEY!
I WASN'T THROUGH WITH YOU. - I'M HERE, MY LOVE.
GIVE ME YOUR PASSIONATE GAZE.
( blows )
- YOU CAN'T JUST RUN AWAY
IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT.
- ( sniffing )
( sneezes )
- OKAY, LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.
( blows )
- ( laughter )
- ( blows )
OH, MY DARLING, WHY MUST YOU KEEP MOVING?
AT THIS RATE, EVERYONE IN THE GUILD
WILL BE INFATUATED WITH ME EXCEPT YOU.
WOW, THAT'S A DISTURBING THOUGHT.
GRAY, MY LOVE!
( blows )
- ( yawns )
- I DID IT.
- ( swallows )
- ( gasps )
- WHOA, WHAT IS THIS STRANGE SENSATION I'M FEELING?
- I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT.
FINALLY MY BELOVED GRAY
WILL PASSIONATELY GAZE INTO MY EYES
AND SPEAK THOSE SWEET WORDS THAT I LONG TO HEAR.
( gasps )
- ( chewing )
HMM?
- YOU'VE GOT SOME NERVE.
YOU'RE ALWAYS FLYING AROUND FREE AS A BIRD,
TRYING TO SHOW ME UP! - SAY WHAT?
- I'M INCREDIBLY STRONG, BUT I CAN'T FLY!
AND YOU'RE PATHETICALLY WEAK, BUT YOU CAN!
- HUH? - AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, WE'RE EVEN!
LISTEN UP! - ( whimpering )
- AS OF TODAY, YOU ARE MY RIVAL!
- ( screams )
- WHAT IN THE HECK HAS GOTTEN INTO HIM?
- COME ON, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT, CAT!
- SOMEBODY HELP! GRAY'S GONE ALL CRAZY IN THE HEAD!
AND HE WANTS TO FIGHT ME!
PLEASE DON'T LET HIM HURT ME!
- BUT I DON'T GET IT.
HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE NOTICING ME.
- ( grunts )
YOU WANT TO TELL ME HOW MUCH MONEY YOU MADE LAST MONTH?
- HA, I BET YOU IT'S MORE THAN YOU MAKE IN A YEAR.
- YOU ONLY WISH YOU COULD MAKE AS MUCH AS I DO.
- GIVE ME A BREAK, MAN.
EVERYONE KNOWS I'M WORTH MORE THAN YOU.
- REMIND ME WHY I WASTE MY TIME
HANGING OUT WITH YOU. - IT'S CAUSE YOU WANT
TO KEEP TABS ON YOUR COMPETITION, EH?
- ( both chuckle )
- I DRINK YOU, ALCOHOL, YOU DON'T DRINK ME!
NOW LISTEN, YOU.
I'M MORE THAN STRONG ENOUGH
TO KICK YOUR WELL-FERMENTED HIDE.
WE WERE DESTINED BY FATE TO BE RIVALS!
- YOU SERIOUSLY THINK ALCOHOL'S YOUR RIVAL, MASTER?
THAT'S WEIRD. - ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ALL OF IT IN GENERAL
OR JUST THAT BARREL IN FRONT OF YOU?
- YOU THINK YOU CAN DRINK ME?! I'LL NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN!
( gulping )
- CURSE YOU, WRETCHED PILLAR!
WHY MUST YOU BLOCK MY PATH,
SHATTERING MY DREAMS OF PASSING THROUGH HERE UNHINDERED?
ANSWER ME, SCOUNDREL!
IS SILENCE YOUR WAY OF CHALLENGING ME TO FIGHT YOU?
FROM THE MOMENT I MET YOU, I KNEW WE WOULD BE RIVALS.
- I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT I DON'T THINK
YOU CAN BE RIVALS WITH AN INANIMATE OBJECT, ERZA.
- THE ALCOHOL THING KIND OF MAKES SENSE,
BUT AGAINST A PILLAR? THAT'S JUST CRAZY.
- PUT IT WOULD MAKE SENSE IF SHE WAS
TALKING ABOUT A CATERPILLAR, RIGHT?
- I'LL PRETEND YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT.
- BRING IT ON, RED!
LET'S FIGHT LIKE WE USED TO BACK IN THE OLD DAYS.
BUT THIS TIME, I'M NOT HOLDING BACK
'CAUSE THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA LOSE
TO MY LIFELONG RIVAL.
- I'M SO CONFUSED. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!
NATSU, WHERE ARE YOU?! - Gray: I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU!
BRING IT ON, CAT!
JUST YOU WATCH.
I'M GONNA FLY FARTHER AND FASTER
THAN YOU EVER COULD. - DON'T DO THIS.
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
- SHUT YOUR TRAP. I CAN FLY.
ANYTHING THAT YOU CAN DO,
I CAN DO 100 TIMES BETTER.
YOU HEAR ME, CAT? I'LL BEAT YOU!
- THIS STINKS.
WHY IS EVERYONE GOING CRAZY?
- THE OLD MAN DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT THERE BEING A TIME DELAY BEFORE THE POTION KICKS IN.
- Narrator: BEFORE OUR VIEWERS GET TOO CONFUSED,
I THINK AN EXPLANATION IS IN ORDER.
- ( chuckles )
THE FLASK I SOLD THAT NAIVE GIRL
WAS FILLED WITH A MIXTURE OF BANNED POTIONS
I HAPPENED TO HAVE ON HAND.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'LL DO TO THAT POOR GUY.
YOU MAY BE ASKING YOURSELF
"HOW COULD I DO SOMETHING SO CRUEL?"
I'M SKIPPING TOWN TONIGHT, SO WHY SHOULD I CARE?
- Narrator: WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT.
I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO OUR FAIRY TAIL FRIENDS.
- THIS IS GETTING WEIRD. WHAT SHOULD I DO?
- Natsu: WHAT DO YOU SAY WE MEET BY THE SOLA TREE
IN THE MIDDLE OF SOUTH GATE PARK?
ALL I CAN SAY IS IT'S IMPORTANT.
MAKE SURE YOU COME ALONE TONIGHT.
- WHAT THE HECK AM I GONNA DO?
IT'S OBVIOUS THAT HE'S GONNA CONFESS HIS LOVE FOR ME.
I'LL HAVE TO TURN HIM DOWN,
EVEN THOUGH IT'LL MAKE THINGS AWKWARD
SINCE WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM AND ALL.
I'M SO SORRY, NATSU.
THIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO WEAR MY NEW DRESS.
YES, I LOOK SMOKING HOT IN THIS.
WAIT, THAT'S A BAD THING.
OH, DON'T BE STUPID. WHY AM I DOING THIS?
WHAT AM I THINKING? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?
OH, I GOT IT.
OPEN, GATE OF THE GIANT CRAB.
CANCER! - ( doorbell rings )
- Cancer: CANCER.
- I WANT A SALON-PERFECT LOOK.
- YOU GOT IT, BABY.
- I SHOULDN'T BE GETTING ALL DOLLED UP FOR HIM!
BUT FOR SOME REASON, I STILL FIXED IT UP MYSELF.
- HEY THERE, LADY.
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU.
LET'S HAVE 33 BABIES TOGETHER.
OKAY, LUCY? - HMM.
- ( cries )
- I'M ALL FIRED UP. - ( laughs )
HOW COULD I EVEN DREAM THAT UP?!
AND WHY DID OUR KIDS LOOK LIKE HAPPY?!
- Cana: MASTER!
I'VE COME TO CHALLENGE YOU!
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE WHO'D WIN AT DRINKING!
- YOU AREN'T WORTHY TO CALL YOURSELF MY RIVAL!
MY ENEMY IS ALCOHOL ITSELF!
- YOU'LL NEVER WIN! ( gulping )
- THREE AGAINST THREE IS IT?
YOU MAY POSSESS THE SAME NUMBERS AS WE DO,
BUT OUR SKILLS ARE CLEARLY SUPERIOR TO YOURS.
- WHAT KIND OF TRASH ARE YOU TALKING?
EVERYONE KNOWS WE'RE THE STRONGEST THREE-MAN TEAM.
YOU GUYS WANT TO FIGHT US?
- WHY DOESN'T THIS GUILD
HAVE ANY REAL MEN IN IT'S RANKS?
I CAN'T FIND A WORTHY RIVAL? THIS SITUATION MAKES ME SAD.
SUCH VIOLENT SADNESS... - Max: SO, IS HE LOOKING FOR A FIGHT OR FOR A MAN?
- Warren: I DON'T THINK I WANT TO STICK AROUND TO FIND OUT.
- OKAY, YOU FINISHED TALLYING UP YOUR NUMBERS?
- YEAH, I WAS DONE A LONG TIME AGO, YOU SLOWPOKE.
JUST WAITING ON YOU.
LOOKS LIKE I'M BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY.
- YEAH, RIGHT, BUDDY.
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SEE ABOUT THAT.
- OKAY, WHEN I SAY GO...
- BRING IT ON! LAST MONTH, I EARNED EXACTLY...
- Both: READY GO! 150,000!
( gasps )
WE MADE THE SAME AMOUNT?
WE'LL HAVE TO GO BY THE MONTH BEFORE!
- OUR THUNDER LEGION AGAINST YOUR SHADOW GEAR.
LET'S FIND OUT ONCE AND FOR ALL
WHO THE BEST THREE-MAN TEAM IS
IN ALL OF FAIRY TAIL!
- I HOPE YOU WON'T BE TOO DISAPPOINTED
AFTER WE WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOU!
- HOW DARE YOU! - YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH.
- Both: ARE THEY HAVING A POSE-OFF?
- LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT, GRAMPS!
- I'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN! - WHERE ARE ALL THE REAL MEN?!
- WATCH OUT, LUCY. THAT'S DANGEROUS.
- I'LL BE OKAY. - HEY!
YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD IN THAT DRESS YOU GOT ON.
NOW DON'T YOU GO FALLING INTO THE RIVER
BEFORE YOUR BIG DATE.
- WAIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "DATE"?
THERE'S NO DENYING. I AM LOOKING GOOD.
( gasps )
BUT IT'S NOT A DATE!
SO IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW CUTE I MAY LOOK.
( gasps )
( sighs )
( grunts )
NO, THIS IS BAD.
I CAN'T START CRUSHING ON SOMEONE I WORK WITH.
BUT MAYBE BEING ON THE SAME TEAM IS A GOOD THING.
WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER.
- WE'LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER, LUCY.
- FOREVER AND EVER.
WHA!
- REQUIP: HEAVEN'S WHEEL!
( shouts )
( grunts )
- COME ON, ERZA, CUT IT OUT!
- IT TOOK US A LONG TIME TO REBUILD THE PLACE.
DON'T GO AND WRECK IT.
- SILENCE!
THIS VILE PILLAR INSISTS ON STANDING IN MY WAY.
I NEED TO GO FURTHER INSIDE AND YET IT BLOCKS MY PATH!
AND THEN IT SECRETLY MOCKS ME
WHEN I HAVE TO TAKE TIME TO WALK AROUND IT!
IT'S UNRELENTING IN IT'S OBSTRUCTION OF MY COURSE.
WHY WOULD IT DO THAT UNLESS IT WAS MY GREATEST RIVAL?
- HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT
TAKING A DIFFERENT ROUTE THROUGH THE HALL?
- I KNOW YOU'RE SET IN YOUR WAYS,
BUT THIS IS A BIT MUCH. - I THINK ERZA'S
FINALLY FOUND AN OPPONENT THAT'S JUST AS STUBBORN
AS SHE IS. - THAT'S TRUE.
- GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE AND FIGHT ME, ERZA.
IT'S TIME WE FINISH THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
- ARE YOU BLIND? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN THE MIDST OF BATTLE
WITH MY LIFELONG RIVAL? - NOT REALLY.
IT'S JUST A PILLAR. IT CAN'T FIGHT BACK.
- ( growling ) I WON'T BE IGNORED!
SATAN SOUL! - Both: MIRA, NO!
- THAT'S IT! REQUIP: PURGATORY ARMOR!
- CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS, LADIES?
- FACE MY FIERCE LYNX PUNCH!
- ( screams )
- WHERE'S MY RIVAL?
I'VE GOT TO FIND A REAL MAN!
- MOVE IT!
- MAN, IT'S NO USE.
- GUESS THE GUILD HALL'S GONNA GET DESTROYED AGAIN.
- ( fighting )
- THEN...
- PLEASE, GRAY, YOU GOT TO LISTEN TO ME.
THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK.
- SHUT YOUR FACE. THERE'S NO WAY
I'M GONNA LET YOU TALK YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE.
- Juvia: NO, THIS ISN'T WORKING.
MAYBE HE NEEDS MORE POTION. ( blows )
- ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME TO DO THIS, HAPPY.
FOLLOW ME IF YOU CAN.
( screams )
- WOW, WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HIM?
- ( grunts )
NOW I'M EVEN MORE FIRED UP!
- WHY IS HE ACTING LIKE NATSU ALL OF A SUDDEN?
WATCH ME FLY.
( growls )
- ( screams ) - ( grunting )
I'M GONNA FLY! JUST WATCH ME!
BEHOLD, I AM THE WIND.
- Narrator: THE SOLA TREE IN THE MIDDLE
OF SOUTH GATE PARK.
- STAY CALM. YOU'VE GOT THIS.
THERE'S NO NEED TO GET ALL NERVOUS.
JUST KEEP IT TOGETHER.
- HEY, YOU MADE IT.
AH! YEAH.
HE'S HERE. WHAT SHOULD I DO?
- ( laughs )
- OH MAN, I'M SUCH A PUSHOVER
WHEN IT COMES TO THIS KIND OF STUFF.
- ( grunts ) IT SURE TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH.
NOW HURRY UP AND SUMMON THAT MAID OF YOURS.
YOU KNOW, WHAT'S HER NAME? COME ON.
OH YEAH, VIRGO.
YOU SEE, THE GROUND HERE IS TOO TOUGH FOR ME TO DIG THROUGH.
ONLY THAT CELESTIAL MAID YOU'VE GOT COULD GET PAST IT.
- HOLD ON, YOU SAID YOU HAD SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY?
- YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS,
BUT THERE'S AN AMAZING TREASURE BURIED HERE.
SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT THERE'S A PHOTO ALBUM
CHOCK-FULL OF EMBARRASSING PICTURES
OF ALMOST EVERY MEMBER OF FAIRY TAIL.
AND THEY TOLD ME THAT GRAMPS BURIED IT HERE TO HIDE IT.
SO I REALLY WANT TO DIG IT UP.
- UM, I HEARD YOU--
THAT IS, I OVERHEARD SOMEONE SAY
THAT YOU HAD A CRUSH ON A GIRL.
- HUH? - EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT
HOW YOU KEPT SAYING "I WANT TO SEE HER."
- I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR VIRGO.
IT'S NOT LIKE I GOT FEELINGS FOR HER OR NOTHING.
I WAS REALLY JUST HOPING I COULD GET HER
TO DIG THIS HOLE FOR ME.
- YOU WERE, HUH?
THAT'S IMPORTANT?!
DIGGING A HOLE?! ( growls )
- ( slaps ) - OWW! OH.
OH, WHOA, WHAT THE--
- WHAT WAS I THINKING?
HOW CAN I BE SUCH AN IDIOT?
- Narrator: AND SO LUCY'S BAD LUCK WITH MEN
HAS CROSSED INTO A SECOND CONSECUTIVE EPISODE.
- ( rooster crows )
- DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
- UH...
- Both: IT'S FINALLY OVER.
- COME ON.
GEEZ, IT'S MORNING ALREADY.
YOU REALLY GOT TO PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.
JUVIA, MAYBE YOU CAN KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO HIM.
- MY DARLING GRAY, OH, PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
I'M THE REASON YOU HAD TO SUFFER THROUGH ALL OF THIS.
IT'S CLEAR NOW WHY THE POTION DIDN'T WORK PROPERLY.
IT CAN ONLY BE THAT MY FEELINGS FOR YOU
WEREN'T QUITE STRONG ENOUGH.
MY BELOVED. - HEY, JUVIA.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?
- THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE WELL AGAIN.
- SHE LOVES YOU.
- I WAS WONDERING WHY I FELT SO COLD ALL OF A SUDDEN.
I ALWAYS END UP SOAKING WET WHEN YOU'RE AROUND.
YOU KNOW I HATE THAT.
- HEARTBREAKING, HOW CAN HE BE SO COLD?
- HUH? IS SOMETHING WRONG?
- I'VE BEEN SO PATIENT, BUT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO.
YOU'LL HAVE TO DRINK DOWN EVERY DROP!
- ( gulping )
( screams )
- I'M RIGHT OVER HERE, MY LOVE. - LISTEN UP,
ARROGANT HORIZON!
YOU ARE MY RIVAL NOW!
- GRAY, MY BELOVED, PLEASE LOVE ME.
- I GUESS THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE
WHO ARE SIMPLY NEVER MEANT TO FLY.
- Narrator: AND SO IT SEEMS THAT JUVIA'S BAD LUCK WITH MEN
RIVALS THAT OF LUCY.
JUST A FEW DAYS LATER...
- ( sighs ) SO BORED.
- HEY, LUCY. - WHAT'S UP?
- NOTHING REALLY. JUST A PASSING THOUGHT.
DO YOU THINK GRAY MIGHT HAVE A THING FOR YOU?
YOU'D BE SO CUTE TOGETHER.
- OH, DON'T YOU EVEN GO THERE.
I CAN'T GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN!
- HUH?
- WHAT'S THAT?
A SPELL TO MAKE PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE?
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT?
- WAIT A SECOND.
COULD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW I ENDED UP HERE?
- IT COULD ONLY BE THE CURSE OF THE MOON, YOUNG MAN.
- ( end theme playing )
- ( singing in Japanese )
- Natsu: WHAT'S THAT?
SOME GUYS FROM A DARK GUILD ARE CAUSING PROBLEMS?
BIG SURPRISE. DON'T WORRY. I'LL JUST GO OVER THERE
AND KICK THEIR BUTTS. - Happy: YOU CAN'T.
THEY'VE GOT HOSTAGES.
AND KNOWING YOU, YOU'D BEAT THEM UP
ALONG WITH THE BAD GUYS.
- OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, JUST FOR THAT LITTLE COMMENT,
I'M GOING. - I SAID YOU CAN'T.
AND I MEAN IT. - WELL, HOW DO YOU SUGGEST
I GET MORE SCENES?
- ( Happy and Natsu speaking )
- Happy: THAT'S THE ONLY REASON YOU WERE GONNA GO?
- DIDN'T YOU NOTICE THE SERIOUS LACK OF NATSU
IN THIS EPISODE? - SORRY, PAL.
BUT NOT EVERYBODY CAN BE A STAR LIKE ME.