- Narrator: IN A LAND FAR, FAR AWAY
LIES THE KINGDOM OF FIORE,
A SMALL, PEACEFUL NATION OF 17 MILLION,
AND A PLACE FILLED WITH MAGIC.
FOUND IN EVERY HOME,
BOUGHT AND SOLD IN EVERY MARKETPLACE.
FOR MOST MAGIC IS MERELY A TOOL,
A MUNDANE PART OF EVERYDAY LIFE.
FOR SOME, HOWEVER, MAGIC IS AN ART,
AND THEY'VE DEVOTED THEIR LIVES TO ITS PRACTICE.
THESE ARE THE WIZARDS.
BANDED TOGETHER INTO MAGICAL GUILDS,
THEY PLY THEIR SKILLS IN SEARCH OF FAME AND FORTUNE.
MANY SUCH GUILDS DOT THE LANDSCAPE OF FIORE.
BUT THERE IS A CERTAIN GUILD IN A CERTAIN TOWN
THAT SOARS HIGH ABOVE THE REST.
ONE FROM WHICH COUNTLESS LEGENDS HAVE BEEN BORN.
A GUILD THAT WOULD NO DOUBT CONTINUE TO CREATE LEGENDS
WELL INTO THE FUTURE.
ITS NAME IS FAIRY TAIL.
- ( theme music playing ) - ( singing in Japanese )
- Natsu: PREVIOUSLY ON "FAIRY TAIL."
- THE REWARD HAS BEEN RAISED TO TWO MILLION JEWEL.
- FLYING VIRGO ATTACK!
- ( screams )
- SO YOU WANT TO PILFER "DAYBREAK."
- Lucy: I KNEW THIS BOOK HELD SOME SORT OF SECRET.
- NOW I'VE GOT SOME FIRE IN MY BELLY.
- Both: NO!
( both groan )
- WH-- WERE WE BEATEN
BY A FIRE WIZARD?
- HEY, BRO,
TELL ME WHEN THE ROOM STOPS SPINNING, 'KAY?
- THAT'LL TEACH YOU. NOW THEN,
GUESS I'D BETTER GO AND FIND LUCY.
THESE MERCHANT FAIRIES ARE TOAST.
- Vanish Brothers: WE'RE MERCENARIES.
- ENEMY OF LITERATURE?
MY MASSIVE COLLECTION OF BOOKS AND ART
ONLY PROVE I'M CULTURE'S GREATEST FRIEND!
- BUT THAT UGLY MAID COLLECTION PROVES YOU DON'T KNOW SQUAT
ABOUT BEAUTY. - HOW DARE YOU MOCK THEM.
THEY ARE THE VERY DEFINITION OF BEAUTY.
WHAT SECRET DOES IT HOLD?
LET ME GUESS, HE BURIED HIS FORTUNE
AND THERE'S A TREASURE MAP HIDDEN INSIDE.
- ( grunts ) - TELL ME,
OR I'LL SNAP YOUR ARM LIKE A TOOTHPICK.
- ( grunts, blows raspberry )
- BOYO.
NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO GET SASSY.
LISTEN, I MYSELF COMMISSIONED THIS BOOK'S VERY CREATION.
THEREFORE, ANY SECRET IT HOLDS
IS RIGHTFULLY MY PROPERTY!
- ( gasps )
- ( grunts )
- HAPPY! - ( giggles )
- THAT WAS SO COOL. HUH?
- WHAT'S THIS? A FLYING CAT? - ( burbles )
THE NAME'S HAPPY.
- I WOULDN'T STAY IN THERE IF I WAS YOU.
- BUT THE WATER FEELS SO GOOD.
- THAT'S SEWER WATER, HAPPY.
LOOKS LIKE THE TABLES HAVE TURNED.
BUT IF YOU LET ME KEEP THE BOOK,
I'LL THINK ABOUT GOING EASY ON YOU.
ALTHOUGH I'M TEMPTED TO GIVE YOU A GOOD SMACK.
- OH. A CELESTIAL WIZARD.
BUT FOR A READER, YOU SEEM TO BE A BIT DEFICIENT
IN YOUR TURNS OF PHRASE.
"THE TABLES HAVE TURNED" IMPLIES THAT THE WEAKER PARTY
HAS RALLIED TO CLAIM VICTORY.
BUT THERE'S NO WAY YOU AND THAT CAT
COULD EVER DEFEAT ME AND MY DIVER MAGIC.
BOYOYOYOYO!
- SO HE DOES THAT USING MAGIC?
I HAD NO IDEA EVERLUE WAS A WIZARD TOO.
- DO YOU NOT SMELL YOURSELF?
- ( grunts )
- BOYO!
- LOOK, I KNOW THE WHOLE STORY NOW.
IT'S A HORRIBLE ADVENTURE NOVEL ABOUT A TRASHY LITTLE CHARACTER
NAMED DUKE EVERLUE. - YOU SERIOUS?
- I DON'T KNOW THAT I'D CALL THE PROTAGONIST "TRASHY."
BUT YES. THE STORY ITSELF IS CRAP.
AND TO THINK IT WAS WRITTEN BY THE GREAT KEMU ZALEON.
- ( gasps ) - INEXCUSABLE!
( chuckles )
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR ARROGANCE.
YOU FORCED HIM TO WRITE IT. - ARROGANT, MOI?
THE WORD DOESN'T BEGIN TO APPLY.
TO TELL MY STORY'S AN HONOR,
NO MATTER WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES.
- THEN WHY'D YOU HAVE TO BLACKMAIL HIM INTO IT?
- BLACKMAIL?
- WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? - ( gasps )
- HE JUST NEEDED SOME EXTRA ENCOURAGEMENT
TO TAKE THE JOB. - OH REALLY?
- ANY FOOL WOULD HAVE JUMPED AT THE CHANCE
TO HAVE ME AS THEIR MUSE.
BUT HE HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY NO.
SO I GAVE HIM THE ADDED INSPIRATION
IN THE FORM OF AN ULTIMATUM.
WRITE THE NOVEL, OR HIS FAMILY WOULD BE
STRIPPED OF THEIR CITIZENSHIP.
- BUT THEN NONE OF THEM WOULD BE ABLE TO
JOIN ANY OF THE GUILDS AND MAKE A LIVING.
DO YOU REALLY HAVE THE POWER TO DO THAT?
- I HAVE THE POWER TO DO ANYTHING.
I GOT HIM TO WRITE IT, DIDN'T I?
- ( breathes heavily )
- BUT I DIDN'T LIKE HIS ATTITUDE,
SO I DECIDED HE'D DO BEST WRITING FROM A PRISON CELL.
BOYOYO!
HE WENT ON AND ON ABOUT BEING A BRILLIANT NOVELIST
WHO WOULD NEVER GIVE INTO THREATS,
BUT IN THE END I GOT WHAT I WANTED!
- ( whimpers ) - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D GO THAT FAR
JUST TO BOOST YOUR OWN STUPID EGO.
HE WAS IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT FOR THREE YEARS.
DON'T YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT MUST HAVE BEEN?
- THREE WHOLE YEARS?
- ( Lucy and Happy gasp )
- PERHAPS IT TOOK HIM THAT LONG TO APPRECIATE ME.
BOYOYOYO. - YOU'RE WRONG.
MORE LIKE HE COULDN'T BEAR TO SPREAD YOUR LIES.
BUT HE HAD TO SATISFY YOUR VANITY.
HE KNEW THAT IF HE DIDN'T WRITE YOUR CHARACTER
AS A HEROIC CHAMPION OF JUSTICE,
THEN HIS FAMILY WOULD SUFFER.
- TELL ME, HOW EXACTLY DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS?
- IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE IN BLACK AND WHITE.
- WHAT? I'VE READ THAT BOOK FROM COVER TO COVER,
AND KEMU ZALEON ISN'T IN IT.
- WELL, YEAH, IF YOU READ IT NORMALLY THERE'S NO MENTION OF HIM.
BUT I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOW.
LONG BEFORE HE WAS AN AUTHOR, HE WAS A WIZARD.
- Happy: HE WAS? - Everlue: WHAT DID HE DO?
- Lucy: AFTER HE FINISHED THE BOOK,
HE GATHERED ALL HIS REMAINING STRENGTH
AND CAST A SPELL ON IT.
- ( groans ) WHAT A DIRTY TRICK.
HE TURNED A BOOK ABOUT A GREAT MAN LIKE ME
INTO A HATCHET JOB?
THE NERVE OF THAT FOOL!
BOYO! - OH, GET OVER YOURSELF!
- BOYO! - IT'S TRUE THAT HE WROTE ABOUT ALL THE PAIN AND TORTURE
THAT YOU PUT HIM THROUGH.
BUT THE CHAPTERS THAT FOCUS ON WHAT YOU DID TO HIM
ARE ONLY A SMALL PART OF THE BOOK.
IN FACT, ITS SECRET HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
- TELL US, LUCY. - WHAT THE DEVIL DO YOU MEAN?
- I'M NOT GONNA GIVE THIS BOOK BACK TO YOU, DUKE EVERLUE,
'CAUSE IT WAS NEVER REALLY YOURS TO BEGIN WITH.
OPEN, GATE OF THE GIANT CRAB!
CANCER!
- CANCER.
- A GIANT CRAB!
OH YEAH.
NOTHING SAYS "I'M GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT"
LIKE A CRAB MAN WITH RAZOR CLAWS
AND TOUGH-GUY SUNGLASSES. ( giggles )
- SHUT UP AND LET ME CONCENTRATE,
OR I'LL HAVE HIM PINCH YOUR LITTLE LIPS OFF.
- HEY, LUCY,
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR HAIR DONE TODAY...
BABY? - WHAT?!
- I DON'T NEED STYLING. I NEED HELP.
IT'S THAT GUY. TAKE CARE OF BALDY OVER THERE.
- WHATEVER YOU SAY, BABY.
- OH, SO HE JUST MAKES THE BAD GUYS LOOK COOLER
BEFORE THEY KILL US. THAT'S USEFUL.
YEAH, YOU SHOULD SEND HIM BACK, LUCY.
- I SHOULD SEND YOU BACK.
- WHAT COULD THE SECRET POSSIBLY BE?
THE HACK MUST HAVE WRITTEN AN EXPOSE
ON ALL OF MY ILLEGAL BUSINESS DEALS.
I CAN'T HAVE THAT.
IF THE MAGIC COUNCIL GOT WIND OF HOW I ACTUALLY
MADE MY FORTUNE, MY GOOSE WOULD BE COOKED.
- OPEN,
GATE OF THE MAIDEN!
VIRGO!
- WHAT THE--? - HE'S USING YOUR TRICK, LUCY.
- DID I HEAR MY MASTER SUMMON ME?
- VIRGO, FETCH ME THAT BOOK.
- HOLD UP. SHE'S A CELESTIAL SPIRIT?
- BABY. - ( all gasp )
- Happy and Lucy: NATSU!
- YEAH? - WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?
- WELL, I SAW HER GETTING UP, SO I JUMPED ON HER
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I ENDED UP HERE.
- SO YOU GRABBED A HOLD OF HER INSIDE THE HOUSE?
BUT THAT MEANS...
YOU MUST HAVE PASSED THROUGH THE SPIRIT GATE WITH HER.
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
- LUCY, WHAT THE HECK DO I DO NOW?
FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED.
- VIRGO, CLEAN UP THIS RUBBISH.
- AS YOU WISH, MASTER.
- NOW I'M FIRED UP.
FIRE DRAGON ROAR!
- YOU DIRTY LITTLE MOLE MAN!
- ( grunts )
- CAN'T DIG YOURSELF OUT OF THIS!
YOU MAKE ME SICK!
- BOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO.
- BABY. - ( whimpers )
- YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER GREEDY VILLAIN.
- BOYO. - OKAY, I'M DONE.
DOES THIS LOOK FABULOUS OR WHAT, BABY?
- OH YEAH. WAY TO GO, CRAB-MAN-- BABY.
- ( rumbling )
- ( Lucy and Happy gasp )
- I LIKE YOUR STYLE. OUT WITH A BANG.
YOU ARE DEFINITELY GONNA FIT IN AT FAIRY TAIL.
- BUT AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO NOT DESTROY STUFF?
- I HOPE I DON'T GET BLAMED FOR THIS.
- ( crowd laughs, cheers )
- AND THEN...
- WHEN I READ "DAYBREAK,"
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT WAS WRITTEN BY KEMU ZALEON.
THERE'S NO WAY HE WOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING THAT BAD.
- YEAH, SO?
- SO THAT'S HOW I KNEW THERE MUST BE A SPELL ON IT.
- ( gasps )
BUT I REQUESTED THIS BOOK BE DESTROYED.
WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU HANDING IT BACK TO ME COMPLETELY UNSCATHED?
- IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BURN IT,
THEN I'D RATHER YOU DO IT YOURSELF.
- I MOST CERTAINLY WILL BURN THIS TRASH.
I NEVER WANTED TO SEE IT AGAIN.
- I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND WHY YOU FEEL THE WAY YOU DO
ABOUT THIS BOOK, KABY.
YOU WANT TO PROTECT YOUR FATHER'S LEGACY,
BECAUSE YOU'RE ACTUALLY ZALEON'S SON, AREN'T YOU?
- HUH?
- YES, THAT'S TRUE.
- HAVE YOU READ IT YOURSELF?
- NO, I-- I COULD NEVER BRING MYSELF TO DO IT.
MY FATHER TOLD ME IT WAS GARBAGE.
- YOU WERE JUST GONNA BURN IT? - I WAS.
- WITHOUT EVEN BOTHERING TO SEE WHAT'S INSIDE?
IT'S THE LAST BOOK THAT YOUR DAD WROTE, RIGHT?
SOME OF US WOULD KILL FOR THAT KIND OF MEMORY.
- THAT'S ENOUGH, NATSU! LET KABY EXPLAIN HIMSELF.
- ( sighs ) - PLEASE,
THAT BOOK CAUSED MY FAMILY GREAT HEARTACHE AND SHAME.
IT WAS 31 YEARS AGO. - ( door creaks open )
- FATHER?
- FORGIVE ME, SON.
- WE HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING FROM YOU IN THREE YEARS.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME?
- SOMEWHERE I'LL NOT RETURN.
IT'S ALL OVER NOW.
- NO, FATHER.
- I'LL NEVER WRITE AGAIN!
( shouts )
- ( both scream )
- WHOA.
- YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME.
I TOLD YOU YOU'D REGRET WORKING FOR THAT HORRIBLE DUKE EVERLUE.
BUT YOU WENT AHEAD AND DID IT ANYWAY. WHY?
- BECAUSE IT WAS GOOD MONEY.
- WHO CARES? LOOK WHERE IT GOT YOU.
- ( sighs ) I'M SO GLAD I FINISHED THAT RUBBISH.
- WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT?
DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY TO LEAVE YOUR FAMILY FOR THREE YEARS
TO WRITE A NOVEL YOU'RE NOT EVEN PROUD OF?
- SON...
I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS GONE.
- THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST WRITTEN SOMETHING FOR HIM QUICKLY
AND COME BACK TO US.
INSTEAD, YOU ABANDONED YOUR PRIDE AND YOUR FAMILY
RIGHT ALONG WITH IT.
YOU'RE A SAD EXCUSE FOR A WRITER.
SELLING YOURSELF OUT TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER.
YOU'RE NOT MUCH OF A FATHER EITHER.
- ( sighs )
- NOT LONG AFTER THAT, MY FATHER PASSED AWAY.
HOWEVER, THE ANGER AND BETRAYAL I FELT TOWARDS HIM LIVED ON.
BUT AS THE YEARS PASSED BY ME,
THAT ANGER SLOWLY TURNED INTO REMORSE.
AND NOW...
IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME TO ASK FOR HIS FORGIVENESS.
SO I DECIDED TO MAKE AMENDS
BY DESTROYING THE FINAL WORK
THAT HAD CAUSED HIM SO MUCH UNHAPPINESS.
THIS IS THE ONLY WAY.
THE ONLY WAY I CAN PRESERVE HIS LEGACY.
- ( match lights )
- I'M SURE THAT THIS IS WHAT HE'D WANT.
- NO, YOU'RE WRONG.
- ( Natsu and Happy gasp ) - KABY, LOOK.
- WHAT'S HAPPENING?
- A SPELL HAS BEEN CAST ON THIS BOOK.
IT'S THE WORK OF THE WIZARD KEMU ZALEON,
OR SHOULD I SAY ZEKUA MELON?
- A SPELL?
"DEAR KABY."
- THAT'S RIGHT. THIS BOOK IS HIS LETTER TO YOU.
DISGUISED BEHIND A SPELL THAT REARRANGED ALL OF THE WORDS
SO NO ONE ELSE COULD READ IT.
- WOW. - PRETTY.
- HE DIDN'T STOP WRITING BECAUSE HE WAS ASHAMED.
HE STOPPED BECAUSE HE HAD FINISHED HIS MASTERPIECE,
A NOVEL CONTAINING EVERYTHING HE EVER WANTED TO SAY TO HIS BELOVED SON.
AND WHEN YOU READ IT THE WAY HE INTENDED,
IT'S EASILY HIS BEST WORK EVER.
- "I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS GONE."
- AND NOW THAT THE SPELL'S BEEN BROKEN,
YOU CAN READ IT FOR YOURSELF.
- THANK YOU, FATHER.
I SWEAR THAT I WILL NEVER LET ANY HARM COME TO THIS BOOK.
- WELL, I GUESS WE WON'T BE COLLECTING THAT REWARD.
- AYE. - HUH?!
- WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY IT.
WE DIDN'T FINISH THE JOB.
- EVEN SO, LET ME DO SOMETHING.
- YEAH, IT'S NOT OUR FAULT HE DECIDED NOT TO BURN THE BOOK
AFTER WE GOT IT BACK FOR HIM.
- LUCY, DON'T BE SO GREEDY.
YOU'RE TOTALLY RUINING WHAT WAS A TOUCHING MOMENT.
- I NEED THE CASH! - ( scoffs )
- THANKS FOR OFFERING, BUT WE DON'T WANT IT.
- UM, YES WE DO. I NEED TO PAY RENT.
- I THINK IT'S TIME WE ALL GO HOME.
THAT MEANS YOU TOO, MR. MELON.
GO BACK HOME.
- ( gasps )
- UNBELIEVABLE.
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS WOULD TURN DOWN TWO MILLION JEWEL?
- IF WE HAD TAKEN THE MONEY, IT WOULDN'T HAVE LOOKED GOOD.
YOU GOTTA THINK ABOUT FAIRY TAIL'S REPUTATION.
- AYE. - BUT WE MADE HIM HAPPY, RIGHT?
WE GOT THE JOB DONE AND NOW WE'RE WALKING HOME.
( sighs ) AND THEN TO FIND OUT
THAT THEY'RE NOT EVEN WEALTHY?
THEY WERE JUST RENTING THAT HOUSE
SO EVERYBODY WOULD THINK THEY WERE RICH.
IT'S NOT LIKE IT MATTERS. WE WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE JOB EITHER WAY.
- Happy: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU.
- OF COURSE I WOULD HAVE!
- SURE, GREEDY.
- BY THE WAY, THE HOUSE,
HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT IT WASN'T REALLY THEIRS?
- HMM? OH, THAT WAS EASY.
'CAUSE THEY SMELLED LIKE SOME OTHER HOUSE.
SEEMED PRETTY OBVIOUS. - AYE.
- SURE, TO YOU TWO ANIMALS, MAYBE.
NOT ME. I WAS STILL LOST IN THE CLOUDS
FROM READING THAT BOOK.
- I'VE GOT YOU FIGURED OUT.
ALL THOSE PAPERS I FOUND ON THE DESK AT YOUR PLACE.
YOU'RE WRITING A NOVEL, AREN'T YOU?
- Happy: OH, SO THAT'S WHY SHE'S SUCH A BOOKWORM.
- PROMISE YOU WON'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THAT, OKAY?
- WHY NOT? - 'CAUSE I'M A HORRIBLE WRITER.
IF ANYBODY READ MY STUFF, I'D DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT.
- DON'T WORRY. NOBODY'S GONNA READ IT.
- YEAH, THAT DOESN'T REALLY MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER.
- "I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, GUYS.
ARE YOU SURE WE'RE GOING THE RIGHT WAY," SHE ASKS.
- HAPPY SAYS THIS IS THE WAY HOME,
SO THIS IS THE WAY WE'RE GOING,
IS WHAT I ANSWER.
- HAVE SOME FAITH. I'M A CAT.
I HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF SMELL.
MY NOSE WILL LEAD US HOME.
- "IT'S DOGS THAT HAVE GREAT NOSES.
AND WHAT DOES SMELL HAVE TO DO WITH DIRECTION,"
SHE ASKS QUITE HAUGHTILY.
- WHY DON'T YOU DO YOUR OWN WALKING FOR A WHILE?
- "BECAUSE I'M TIRED," SHE GROANS EXHAUSTEDLY.
- Natsu: OH, BROTHER.
WHO'S THERE?
- "DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO FIGHT," SHE INQUIRES WORRIEDLY.
- YOU CAN TAKE HIM, NATSU.
IT'S GRAY!
- "WHAT IS HE DOING IN HIS UNDERWEAR,"
THE LADY QUESTIONS. - TRYING TO FIND A BATHROOM.
- WHY WOULD YOU STRIP DOWN BEFORE YOU FOUND ONE?
AND WHO THE HECK EVER HEARD OF A BATHROOM
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST? - I WANTED SOME PRIVACY.
I DIDN'T EXPECT AN IDIOT TO BARGE IN.
- I DIDN'T BARGE IN! - THEY'RE SO CHILDISH.
- SHE SAYS TO THE CAT.
- SO YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY BACK FROM A JOB?
- YEAH, THERE'S A SHORTCUT THROUGH THESE WOODS
THAT'LL GET YOU BACK TO TOWN IN NO TIME.
- SEE? I TOLD YOU SO.
- YEAH, WELL IF YOUR NOSE IS SO GREAT,
THEN HOW COME YOU DIDN'T KNOW GRAY WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US,
SMART GUY? - THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO SMELL.
- ( grunts ) WHAT'D YOU SAY?
- I AGREE. SO GO ON HOME AND WE'LL SMELL YOU LATER.
- FINE, I WILL. AND UNLESS YOU WANT TROUBLE,
YOU SHOULD TOO. - WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
- 'CAUSE ERZA'S DUE BACK ANY TIME NOW.
- ( gasps ) - THE ERZA? WHOA.
- YEP, SHE'S THE MOST POWERFUL WOMAN IN ALL OF FAIRY TAIL.
- I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HER.
BUT YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN A PICTURE OF HER
IN "SORCERER WEEKLY" OR ANYTHING.
WHAT'S SHE LIKE? - All: SCARY.
- ( chuckles nervously ) - WILD ANIMAL?
- A VILE BEAST. - MORE LIKE A FULL-ON MONSTER!
- ( crowd screams ) - ( groans )
- SHE'S NOT THAT BIG, YOU GUYS.
- WELL, SHE'S BIG ENOUGH FOR ME.
- ONE THING WE CAN ALL AGREE ON
IS SHE IS DEFINITELY THAT SCARY.
WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE SCARIER.
- ( roars )
- YEAH, SHE'S ABOUT THIS SCARY.
- WHAT? I GUARANTEE YOU ERZA COULD TAKE DOWN
AT LEAST THREE MOUNTAINS WITH A SINGLE KICK.
- YOU DON'T NEED TO EXAGGERATE LIKE THAT, GRAY.
IT'S MORE LIKE TWO. - YOU KNOW, GUYS,
EVEN IF SHE'S ABLE TO KICK DOWN A SINGLE MOUNTAIN,
THAT'S STILL SCARY. - LIKE I SAID,
WE SHOULD GET BACK. - CRAP, LET'S GET MOVING!
- ( all scream )
- ( coughs ) - WHAT NOW?
- HAPPY? - HELP ME.
- ( chuckles ) - WE'RE FINALLY GONNA GET SOME REAL PROTEIN.
- NO BERRIES FOR US TONIGHT.
- MEAT!
- OUR FUTURE HOLDS A FEAST.
- WOW. - LOOK AT HIM SHAKING. JEEZ.
- RELAX. YOU'RE GONNA BE IN OUR BELLIES SOON ENOUGH,
SO THERE'S NO NEED TO BE SCARED.
- ACTUALLY, I'M NOT SHAKING LIKE THIS BECAUSE I'M SCARED.
- HUH? - I GOTTA USE THE BATHROOM REALLY BAD.
- HUH? - I CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER.
AND I BET YOU IT'S GONNA MAKE ME TASTE WEIRD.
- WHO CARES? NOW COOK HIM.
- MEAT.
- I WILL TAKE MINE MEDIUM, PLEASE.
- HEY, I'M SERIOUS.
IT'S GONNA MAKE ME TASTE FUNNY. I JUST KNOW IT WILL.
- Natsu: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
- HAPPY! - THANK GOODNESS.
NOW I'M NOT GONNA TASTE WEIRD. - PIPE DOWN.
- THAT'S OUR FRIEND YOU'RE TRYING TO ROAST, BUDDY.
SORRY, BUT YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE OTHER PLANS FOR DINNER.
- YOU'RE ALL WIZARDS, AREN'T YOU?
WHAT GUILD ARE YOU WITH?
- I'M NOT TELLING. GET HIM!
- GRAY, LET'S DO IT.
- ALL RIGHT, BUT DON'T GO TELLING ME WHAT TO DO.
- ( grunts ) SAND BOMB, GO!
- NATSU! - HE'S FINE.
GO AND HELP HAPPY. - RIGHT.
- ( grunting )
- HELP! LUCY'S GONNA EAT ME.
- SHUT UP, CAT!
- MEAT! - ( screams )
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, MR. CHICKEN!
( panting )
- NEXT?
- ( chants )
YOU'LL SEE SOMEONE SPECIAL, BUT THE STARS POINT TO
GREAT TROUBLE WITH WATER AND WOMEN.
- YOU'RE TELLING MY FORTUNE?
- ( grunts )
- HE'S NOT USING MAGIC.
WOW. PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
- CRAP.
- WHERE DID THESE BRATS COME FROM ANYWAY?
UH-OH.
- JERK. NOW I'VE GOT A MOUTH FULL OF SAND
AND IT'S ALL 'CAUSE OF YOU. ( spits )
HERE IT GOES.
FIRE DRAGON IRON FIST!
( shouts )
- DON'T YOU THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE GONE OVERBOARD, NATSU?
- SO WHAT IF I DID? I GOT THE JOB DONE.
- GROW UP, ALREADY. YOU'RE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE GUILD.
- WHAT? SHUT UP! - NO, YOU SHUT UP.
- LULLA. - HUH? WHAT'S LULLA?
- LULLABY IS...
- HUH? - LULLABY?
- INCOMING! - ( gasps )
- THEY FOUND US. I KNEW WE HADN'T GONE FAR ENOUGH.
- ( all scream )
- WHAT WAS THAT? - WHO WAS THAT?
- WELL, WHOEVER IT WAS, THEY'RE FAST.
I CAN'T EVEN SENSE THEIR PRESENCE ANYMORE.
- BUT WHAT COULD THIS MEAN?
- LULLABY...
- ( crowd gasps, murmurs )
- ( theme music playing )
- ( singing in Japanese )
- ( groans )
WE DID ALL THAT WORK AND WE DIDN'T EVEN
TAKE THE REWARD.
- BUT THINK ABOUT HOW HAPPY YOU MADE HIM, LUCY.
DON'T GET DISCOURAGED. I'M SURE YOU'LL HAVE BETTER LUCK
ON YOUR NEXT MISSION. - YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT, MIRAJANE.
- ( giggles ) SO, WHAT KIND OF COSTUME
ARE YOU GONNA WEAR NEXT TIME?
- THAT'S NOT LIKE MY THING, YOU KNOW!
- Lucy: LOOK, I WASN'T TRYING TO START SOME COSTUME-WEARING THING.
- OH, I KNOW.
HOW ABOUT A SWIMSUIT
WITH CUTE LITTLE BUNNY EARS AND A TAIL?
- Lucy: YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME OUT HERE, MIRA.