- HEY GUYS! READY FOR SOME MORE FAIRY TAIL?
JUST MAKE SURE THAT WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING,
YOU TURN THE LIGHTS ON IN THE ROOM, AND DON'T SIT TOO CLOSE TO THE TV!
- Gray: PREVIOUSLY ON FAIRY TAIL!
- Happy: WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE WITH THE MAGIC COUNCIL!
- YEAH, IT'S NOT SURPRISING AFTER ALL THAT CRAZY DAMAGE WE'VE CAUSED.
- Lavian: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
- Happy: THE WORST PART IS MASTER MAKAROV IS GONNA BE PUT ON TRIAL!
- Lavian: THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!
- Gray: HOLD ON. WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?
- ( theme song playing )
- ( snoring )
- UH, MISTER MAKAROV, HELLO? - HERE!
- COURT IS IN SESSION, SIR!
AND WE HAVE A VERY STRICT POLICY OF "NO SLEEPING" WHILE ON THE STAND!
- SORRY ABOUT THAT!
- Makarov: PHANTOM LORD'S TO BE DISBANDED,
AND JOSE STRIPPED OF HIS TITLE AS ONE OF THE WIZARD SAINTS.
PRETTY MUCH WHAT I EXPECTED.
BUT THEN, FAIRY TAIL WAS FOUND INNOCENT,
WHICH CAME AS A BIT OF A SURPRISE TO ME.
- I SPOKE IN DEFENSE OF YOUR CHARACTER, MOCKY. I HOPE YA APPRECIATE THAT.
- YA KNOW I'M GLAD FOR THE SUPPORT, YAJ.
I'D LIKE IT IF YA COULD DROP BY THE GUILD ONCE IT'S BEEN REPAIRED,
AND I'LL TREAT YA TO SOME RAMEN.
I COULD GO FOR A FAIRY RAMEN WITH TWELVE SLICES OF ROASTED PORK.
THAT'S KINDA PUSHING IT, DON'T YA THINK?
- DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE PENALTY IS
FOR VIOLATING THE FOURTH CLAUSE OF YOUR GUILD CHARTER?
- ALL RIGHT, I GET THE POINT! YOU CAN HAVE TWENTY SLICES!
BETTER YET, MAKE IT THIRTY!
TWELVE PORK SLICES WILL BE FINE.
- Shitou: LISTEN, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO REIN IT IN.
WE'RE JUST NOT AS YOUNG AS WE USED TO BE, YOU KNOW.
DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU'VE FORGOTTEN?
- ABOUT WHAT? - WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR OLD PAL.
- WHO? ROB? 'COURSE NOT.
- THOSE WERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS.
THE TEAM OF YOU, ME, ROB, AND PORLYUSICA.
WE WERE ALL SO YOUNG BACK THEN. JUST A BUNCH OF RECKLESS FOOLS.
BUT WE LIVED EVERY DAY TO THE FULLEST.
- WE SURE DID. FAIRY TAIL WAS A GREAT PLACE TO BE UNTIL ROB LEFT US.
ERZA SOMETIMES SHARES HER STORIES OF WHAT HE WAS LIKE IN HIS LATER YEARS.
- I BROUGHT THIS UP 'CAUSE THERE'S BEEN INCREASING TALK
THAT FAIRY TAIL'S ANTICS HAVE BEEN GETTING OUT OF HAND LATELY.
MICHELLO AND ORG HAVE BEEN MAKING NOISE IN THE COUNCIL,
ABOUT WANTING TO DISBAND THE GUILD.
A MAN YOUR AGE SHOULDN'T BE DEALING WITH ALL THESE PROBLEMS. IT'S TOO MUCH STRESS.
YOU WON'T DO ANYONE ANY GOOD IF YOU'RE DEAD.
DON'T GO LIKE ROB.
SERIOUSLY, YOU'VE GOTTA STEP DOWN SOON.
YOU'RE NOT A KID ANYMORE.
- Happy: NEXT GENERATION!
- LISTEN UP, EVERYONE! WE'RE TAKING ON JOB REQUESTS AGAIN, STARTING TODAY!
YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE THE MESS WHILE WE'RE UNDER CONSTRUCTION,
BUT AT LEAST YOU CAN GET BACK TO WORK!
- ( everybody cheering )
- Lucy: WHAT'S UP WITH THEM?
MOST OF THE TIME THESE GUYS WOULD JUST BE LOAFING AROUND THE GUILD HALL ALL DAY.
- ( laughs )
- I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'VE SEEN LOKE, HAVE YOU?
- OH, DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE FALLEN HEAD OVER HEELS
FOR FAIRY TAIL'S RESIDENT PLAYBOY!
- IT'S NOT LIKE THAT! IT'S JUST THAT APPARENTLY HE WAS THE ONE WHO FOUND MY KEYS.
I JUST WANTED TO TELL HIM THANKS FOR HIS HELP.
- SURE, I'LL LET HIM KNOW IF I SEE HIM.
SO WERE YOUR CELESTIAL SPIRITS MAD AT YOU?
YOU KNOW, FOR DROPPING YOUR KEYS?
- UH, YEAH. YOU COULD SAY THAT.
AND THERE'S ONE SPIRIT IN PARTICULAR WHO WAS REALLY PO'ED WITH ME.
- WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DROPPING MY KEY?
- ( Lucy screams )
JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES MY BUTT STING!
- GOODNESS, ME!
- I COULD COOL IT FOR YA.
- THAT SOUNDS LIKE SEXUAL HARASSMENT TO ME.
- LUCY, CAN YOU SHOW ME HOW RED YOUR BUTT IS?
- AND WITH THAT COMMENT YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE!
- HOW DO YA THINK SHE'LL REACT IF I MAKE HER BUTT STING EVEN MORE?
- WHO ARE YOU? THE DEVIL?
- Erza: WHY DON'T YOU TELL THE OTHERS HOW YOU FEEL?
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- I HAVE NO PROBLEM TELLING 'EM WHAT I THINK OF 'EM.
THIS GUILD'S FULL OF NOTHING BUT LOSERS AND WEAKLINGS!
ESPECIALLY THE TWO OF YOU MORONS. YOU WERE PHANTOM'S PERSONAL PUNCHING BAGS.
YOU KNOW I'M GLAD I NEVER BOTHERED TO LEARN YOUR NAMES.
WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE WORST OF THEM ALL,
THE RICH LITTLE PRINCESS WANNABE WIZARD. THIS WAS YOUR FAULT.
- LAXUS! WOULD YOU SHUT UP?
THE MASTER SAID NO ONE IN THE GUILD WAS TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR WHAT HAPPENED, NOT EVEN YOU,
DESPITE THE FACT THAT I BEGGED YOU TO COME HELP AND YOU TURNED YOUR BACK ON US!
- STOP YOUR WHINING! THAT FIGHT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.
BUT IF I HAD BEEN THERE,
YOU WOULDN'T BE DROWNING YOUR SORROWS IN THIS PILE OF RUBBLE RIGHT NOW.
- WHY, YOU! NATSU! - I'VE HEARD ENOUGH OUTTA YOU!
C'MON LAXUS! FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN! YA GUTLESS COWARD!
- HOW D'YA EXPECT TO FIGHT ME WHEN YA CAN'T EVEN TOUCH ME, YA DIMWIT?
I CAN'T WAIT TO INHERIT THIS PLACE AND KICK ALL YOU WEAKLINGS TO THE CURB!
YOUR DAYS IN FAIRY TAIL ARE NUMBERED, KIDS!
THINGS ARE GONNA BE A WHOLE LOT DIFFERENT AROUND HERE,
SO I GUESS YOU LOSERS WILL HAVE TO FIND A NEW PLACE TO HANG OUT.
- WHAT A JERK! WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER LET HIM TAKE OVER?
- WE MAY NOT HAVE A CHOICE.
LAXUS COULD INHERIT THE GUILD BECAUSE HE'S THE MASTER'S GRANDSON.
WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT,
HE'S AT THE TOP OF A SHORT LIST OF PEOPLE WHO COULD ASSUME COMMAND,
IF THE MASTER WERE TO RETIRE.
- NO. REALLY?
THAT SUCKS. IT DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT.
SOMEONE WHO TALKS LIKE THAT ABOUT HIS FELLOW MEMBERS,
ISN'T WORTHY OF BEING FAIRY TAIL'S LEADER.
- IT'S BEEN RUMORED MASTER MAKAROV REFUSES TO RETIRE FOR THAT VERY REASON.
- WOW. SERIOUSLY?
- MAN, I HATE HIM!
- CALM DOWN. IT'S JUST A NEEDLESS WASTE OF ENERGY.
LET'S TRY TO GET YOUR MIND OFF HIM. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT TAKING A JOB?
AND WE CAN GET GRAY AND LUCY TO COME ALONG WITH US!
- DO WHAT?
- HEY, GRAY. YOUR CLOTHES.
- WE'VE ALL BEEN WORKING TOGETHER SINCE THE EISENWALD INCIDENT,
SO I GUESS WE'RE A TEAM OF SORTS NOW.
- IT TOOK HER THIS LONG TO FIGURE THAT OUT? WE ALL KNEW.
- YEAH, THOSE GUYS HAVE BEEN JOINED AT THE HIP FOR A WHILE NOW.
AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME SHE CALLED THEM HER TEAM?
- THAT'S ERZA FOR YA!
- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MAKING IT OFFICIAL? THE FOUR OF US WORKING AS A TEAM.
WELL, ACTUALLY FIVE IF WE INCLUDE HAPPY.
- BUT YOU'RE SURE YOU WANT SOMEONE LIKE ME ON YOUR TEAM?
- NOT SOMEONE LIKE YOU! LUCY, IT'S GOTTA BE EXACTLY YOU!
- AYE!
- IT JUST WOULDN'T FEEL RIGHT IF WE DIDN'T HAVE YOU OUT THERE WITH US, YA KNOW?
- NOW THAT THEY FINALLY REALIZE IT, I GUESS THEY'RE OFFICIALLY OUR STRONGEST TEAM.
- YEAH, IT'S ABOUT TIME!
- IS LUCY REALLY ONE OF OUR STRONGEST?
- I KNOW I'D BE DONE FOR IF SHE SICCED THAT PSYCHO AQUARIUS ON ME!
- SHE'S GOT A REAL SHARP TONGUE, TOO!
- YEAH, SHE'S ONE OF THE BEST IN THE GUILD.
- I GOTTA TEAM UP WITH HIM? - PROBLEM, BOYS?
- NO! WE'RE ABSOLUTELY THRILLED!
- I'VE ALREADY GOT A JOB LINED UP FOR US.
TAKING DOWN AN ARCANE CULT IN THE CASTLE TOWN OF LUPINAS. WITH ME?
- All: YEAH!
- RETIRE, HUH?
WITH THE NEW HALL, PERHAPS THE GUILD NEEDS A NEW MASTER AS WELL. BUT WHO?
LAXUS? HE'S GOT SOME PERSONAL ISSUES HE NEEDS TO SORT OUT.
MYSTOGAN. A SILENT RECLUSE IS HARDLY LEADER MATERIAL.
OF COURSE THERE'S ERZA, BUT SHE'S STILL RATHER YOUNG.
- OH! THERE YOU ARE, MASTER!
I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU!
IT SEEMS THEY'VE DONE IT AGAIN, SIR!
- DONE WHAT?
- ERZA AND HER TEAM COMPLETED THE LUPINAS JOB
BUT THEY DESTROYED HALF THE TOWN!
THE MAGIC COUNCIL IS DEMANDING THAT YOU SUBMIT A WRITTEN APOLOGY IMMEDIATELY!
MASTER? IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG?
- I'M NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO RETIRE AT THIS RATE!
- YOU'RE LOOKIN' A BIT DOWN IN THE DUMPS THERE, LUCY. WHAT'S THE MATTER?
- IT'S THAT JOB WE DID IN LUPINAS.
IT WAS NUTS.
NATSU KEPT SPITTING FIRE EVERYWHERE,
AND GRAY FROZE THE STUFF HE MISSED.
THEN ERZA... DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HER!
- I COULD'VE WARNED YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
- WE WERE A BIGGER MENACE TO THE TOWN THAN THAT CULT EVER WAS,
AND WE'RE PAYING FOR IT OUT OF OUR REWARD.
IF THIS KEEPS UP I'M NOT EVEN GONNA BE ABLE TO COVER MY RENT!
- WELL, I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE A SPECIAL JOB I COULD THROW YOUR WAY.
THIS ONE'S RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY AND THE BEST PART IS,
YOUR TEAM WON'T BE ABLE TO DESTROY ANYTHING!
- YEAH?
- AND SO WE MOVE ON!
- Lucy: WOW, ONIBAS!
WE HAVEN'T BEEN HERE SINCE THAT WHOLE LULLABY THING!
- Happy: HEY, NATSU, WE'RE HERE!
- Natsu: DON'T MAKE ME MOVE.
- Gray: SO, LEMME MAKE SURE I GOT THIS RIGHT.
OUR JOB IS SIMPLY USING OUR MAGIC TO DRAW A CROWD TO SOME RUNDOWN THEATER?
- Lucy: YEP, NATSU'LL IMPRESS THE CROWD WITH HIS FIRE BREATHING,
YOU'LL MAKE AMAZING ICE SCULPTURES,
AND ERZA'LL RE-EQUIP INTO DIFFERENT ARMOR!
THEN I'LL HAVE LYRA SING A SONG THAT'LL MELT THEIR HEARTS.
PEOPLE ARE GONNA COME FROM MILES AROUND!
IF I EVER FINISH MY NOVEL, I'M SURE IT WOULD MAKE A GREAT PLAY.
YES! THIS IS GONNA BE MY BIG CHANCE TO LEARN ALL I CAN ABOUT THE STAGE!
- WHOA!
- ( all exclaiming )
- PRETTY CLASSY, HUH? LET'S GO!
- EXCUSE ME.
I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'RE THE WIZARDS FROM FAIRY TAIL, ARE YOU?
- YEP!
- THANK YOU FOR ACCEPTING THE JOB! I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW GRATEFUL I AM!
- WELL, WE'LL MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A PACKED HOUSE!
- ACTUALLY, ABOUT THAT.
UNFORTUNATELY, I'M IN A BIT OF A PICKLE RIGHT NOW.
- WHAT? ALL OF YOUR ACTORS JUST WALKED OUT ON YOU?
- YES. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!
-THANKS FOR WHAT?
- MY LAST FEW SHOWS HAVE BEEN COMPLETE AND UTTER FAILURES.
THE REVIEWS HAVE GOTTEN SO BAD,
THE ACTORS ARE EMBARRASSED TO PERFORM IN ANOTHER ONE OF MY PRODUCTIONS.
SO THEY LEFT, JUST LIKE MY WIFE.
BUT I WON'T GIVE UP ON MY DREAMS!
THE THEATER IS IN MY BLOOD,
BUT THIS WAS MY LAST CHANCE TO SHINE! NOW I CAN NEVER REDEEM MYSELF!
- MAN, I THOUGHT ACTORS WERE THE DRAMATIC ONES.
- I HAD NO CHOICE. THE PERFORMANCE HAS BEEN CANCELED.
THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!
- Erza: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, "THE SHOW MUST GO ON"!
HAVE NO FEAR! WE SHALL PERFORM IN YOUR PLAY!
- HEY, IS SHE GLOWING?
- AH-- A-- EE-- EWE-- A-- OOH-- AH-- OOH--KAH-- KAY-- KEE-- KU--
KAY-- KU-- KAH-- KU AH-- A-- EE-- EWE-- A-- OOH-- AH--
- THAT'S SOME WARM UP YA GOT THERE.
- NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT COULD BE A LOT OF FUN!
- YA WANNA DO IT?
- WELL, THAT SETTLES IT THEN, WE'RE NOT GONNA LET YOUR DREAM DIE, SIR!
- REALLY?
WELL, I GUESS I'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE. UGH. WHAT AMATEURS.
- SO, THIS IS WHEN YOU SHOULD BE THANKING US.
- Lucy: WE'VE ONLY GOT ONE WEEK UNTIL SHOW TIME!
- I AM PRINCE FREDERICK! AND I HAVE COME TO RESCUE THE PRINCESS!
- WHOA, I HAD NO IDEA ERZA WAS SUCH A GOOD ACTRESS!
IT'S LIKE SHE WAS MADE FOR THIS PART!
- MAN, WE CAN'T LET HER STEAL THE SHOW!
- Gray: NO WAY! - Happy: AYE, SIR!
- Lucy: FROM THAT POINT ON, WHENEVER WE WEREN'T REHEARSING,
WE WERE HANDING OUT FLIERS TO ANYBODY WHO'D TAKE ONE,
AND WORKING TIRELESSLY TO FINISH THE SET.
I GOTTA SAY, IT WAS REALLY HARD MEMORIZING ALL THOSE LINES.
BUT WE WERE SO EXCITED ABOUT OUR UPCOMING PERFORMANCE,
THAT WE ENJOYED OURSELVES EVERY STEP OF THE WAY!
- I HATE TO INTERRUPT, BUT YOU'VE GOT SOME FANS THAT ARE HERE TO SEE YOU.
- Everybody: WE HAVE FANS? - YO!
- WHOA, WHAT'RE ALL OF YOU DOING HERE?
- WE WOULDN'T MISS YOUR DEBUT! NOW BREAK A LEG!
- IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE SEEN A PLAY.
- I REALLY APPRECIATE THE INVITE, MOCKY.
- LONG TIME NO SEE, HOW YA DOING, SWEETIE?
- I TAGGED ALONG TO HECKLE YOU GUYS.
- MEAT, MEAT!
- THE FAKE SALAMANDER? DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
- SO WHATCHA BEEN UP TO, OKRA?
- THAT WOULD BE BORA. AFTER GETTING A HARSH LESSON FROM YOUR BLAZING FISTS,
I DECIDED TO CHANGE MY WAYS AND GIVE UP THE LIFE OF A MODEL SCOUT.
- YOU DON'T SERIOUSLY THINK ANYONE'S BUYING THAT, DO YOU?
- WHY ELSE WOULD I RECRUIT YOUNG LADIES?
- WELL, BECAUSE YOU...
- SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING DIRTY THINGS WITH 'EM!
- I'LL BE OUT THERE A-ROOTIN' FOR YA, ME BEAUTY!
- THANK YOU FOR COMING ALL THIS WAY.
- AR, THAT HURT!
- HOW'S GALUNA TREATING YA?
- IT'S GREAT! I CAME TO SAY THANKS AGAIN FOR SAVING OUR VILLAGE.
- ME, TOO!
- EXCUSE ME, YOU'RE FROM PHANTOM LORD, RIGHT?
- YEAH BUT NATSU REALLY IMPRESSED US WHEN HE BEAT UP GAJEEL.
- SO WE CAME TO SEE THE SHOW AND GIVE YOU THIS.
- ( Natsu exclaiming ) - IT'S MEAT!
- YOU DO REALIZE IT'S STILL RAW.
- WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE I COOKED IT FOR YOU, GIRLY!
- YOU DIDN'T COOK. - IT LOOKS GREAT!
- NOT YOU EITHER!
I MADE IT FOR THE LITTLE RED DOGGIE.
- UPPA! - BUT HE'S A BLUE CAT.
- SO WHEN ARE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS GONNA DESTROY THE MOON FOR US LIKE YA PROMISED?
- HAVEN'T WE BEEN OVER THIS LIKE A MILLION TIMES, CHIEF?
- BREAK A LEG!
- THANKS, WE WILL! AUTOGRAPH SESSION IN THE LOBBY AFTERWARDS!
- I'M BEAT AND THE CURTAIN HASN'T EVEN GONE UP YET.
- AND THEN.
- Lucy: IT'S TIME FOR OUR DEBUT PERFORMANCE!
- Announcer: MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?
- I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE HAD A SOLD OUT HOUSE! THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!
- ( exclaims ) I'VE NEVER SUNG IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE THIS BIG BEFORE!
- DON'T BE NERVOUS, YOU'LL BLOW THEM AWAY!
- ( buzzer buzzes )
- ( singing ) ♪ AGES AGO ♪
♪ THERE LIVED A PRINCE ALONE ♪
♪ HIS HEART CRIED OUT ♪
♪ ITS ECHO RETURNED... ♪
- Shitou: THAT GIRL HAS SUCH A LOVELY VOICE!
- SIMPLY MARVELOUS!
- ♪ IN A DISTANT LAND ♪
♪ SO FAR AWAY ♪
- YOU'RE A VISION, ME BEAUTY!
- OH, WOW. THAT PRINCE IS SO DREAMY!
- ♪ SHE NEEDED HIM TO RESCUE HER ♪
- THIS CAN'T BE GOOD. - SHE'S TOTALLY FREEZING UP!
- SHE'S GOT A MEAN CASE OF STAGE FRIGHT!
- UH-OH.
- ♪ TO FIND LOVE ♪
- HEAR YE! HEAR, OH-- MY NAME.
I'M A PRINCE. I CAME TO SAVE THE PRINCESS!
( stammering )
- MEAT GONE BAD! - WHAT A STIFF PERFORMANCE.
- NAH, MAN, I BETCHA SHE'S JUST ACTING LIKE SHE'S NERVOUS.
- SHE MUST DO THAT 'LAMAZE METHOD' ACTING.
- YOU'RE NOT BRIGHT, HUH?
- ( stuttering ) AND I WIELD THE POWER OF...
- OH NO, SHE SKIPPED WAY AHEAD! THAT LINE'S FROM A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SCENE!
- ERZA'S SO NERVOUS I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF SHE'S BREATHING!
- I WIELD THE POWER 'CAUSE I HAVE TEN SWORDS!
- BRAVISSIMO, ME BEAUTY!
- THAT'S DIFFERENT.
- WHO KNEW THE THEATER WAS SUCH A DANGEROUS PLACE?
- ISN'T IT EXCITING?
- SHE'S FALLING APART OUT THERE, GUYS!
- WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
- WELL, WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO IMPROVISE AROUND HER AND DO OUR BEST TO SAVE THE SHOW!
- WHEN DO I GET TO GO ON STAGE? - SHUT YOUR TRAP!
OH, MY BELOVED PRINCE FREDERICK, PLEASE SAVE ME!
I'M HELD IN THE TERRIBLE CLUTCHES OF THAT FIENDISH BRUTE SEINHART!
- SO WHO'S THIS SEINHART GUY? - BEATS ME.
- I AM THE GREAT JULIUS!
IF YOU WANT TO SAVE THE PRINCESS THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO CROSS BLADES WITH ME!
- Man 1: WHO THE HECK'S THIS GUY?
- Girl 1: YEAH, WHAT HAPPENED TO SEINHART?
- THIS PLAY MAKES NO SENSE!
- BUT THEY'RE SUCH GIFTED ACTORS!
- ( stuttering ) I CHALLENGE YOU...
TO A DUEL. - WHOA, SHE'S COMPLETELY LOST IT!
- WAIT, I'VE GOT AN IDEA! OPEN GATE OF THE CLOCK CONSTELLATION!
HOROLOGIUM!
- ( audience exclaiming )
- WE WILL FIGHT, DUEL! THE PRINCE SAYS TIMIDLY.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
- THE SHOW'S DEAD IN THE WATER IF BRAVE PRINCE FREDERICK PASSES OUT,
BEFORE HE DUELS AGAINST THE VILLAIN!
HOW GOOD OF YOU TO COME, GREAT CLOCK!
THE BRAVE PRINCE IS IN URGENT NEED OF A MOMENT'S REST.
- FINALLY CAUGHT MY BREATH. I'M BACK!
- MEET YOUR DOOM! MY SWORD OF ICE!
- UH, VERY WELL. I WILL ATTACK YOU WITH... WITH MY TEN SWORDS!
- Gray: I'M OUTTA HERE! - Girl 2: THAT IS SO WEAK!
- Man 2: DON'T JUST RUN OFF! - HIS FEAR WAS SO REAL!
- IT LOOKS LIKE JULIUS GOT COLD FEET!
- I WONDER WHEN NATSU'S GONNA SHOW.
- PRINCE FREDRICK, THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME!
- PLEASE, LADY YANDERICA, LET GET MARRIED AND HAVE MANY CHILDREN!
LIKE THIRTY-THREE!
- Guy 3: YOU'RE JUMPING THE GUN, DON'T YA THINK?
- Man 4: WELL, I'M LOST! WHAT'S GOING ON?
- Makarov: THESE MODERN PLAYS ARE PRETTY SURREAL?
- Shitou: I'M REALLY ENJOYING IT!
- Mirajane: ME, TOO! THEY'RE BRILLIANT ACTORS!
- THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM SHALL ENDETH NOWETH!
- Girl 3: HEY, LOOK, JULIUS IS BACK!
- Man 5: IS "NOWETH" EVEN A WORD?
- DEATH AWAITS THOU! NOW COME FORTH AND CHAR HIM, MY DRAGON!
- WELL, THAT'S MY CUE!
I'M A POWERFUL DRAGON! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!
- THERE HE IS! - RED DOGGIE!
- LET'S VANQUISH THIS BEAST!
- YES! WE SHALL SLAY IT!
- Man 6: YOU SUMMONED IT, GENIUS!
- I CAN TAKE CARE OF THE DRAGON! YOU TWO GET TO SAFETY!
- Man 8: THE PRINCESS IS GONNA SLAY IT?
- THANKS. WE OWE YOU ONE! - Gray: LATER!
- Man 9: THEY'RE LEAVING HER BEHIND?
- OH! THEY'RE ELOPING!
- I NEVER KNEW THAT GRAY WAS SUCH A PLAYER!
- I NEVER KNEW HE LIKED BOYS.
- SO HEAVY.
- ( coughing )
- OH NO, I'M ON FIRE! HELP ME, GRAY! I NEED ICE!
- I'LL SAVE YA! HERE GOES! ICE MAKE...
- SHE CUT OFF MY DRESS!
- OH, MY GOODNESS!
- THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!
- PRINCESS, DO YOU NOW FEEL ALRIGHT?
- HOW'D YOU END UP GETTING THE LEAD IN THIS PLAY?
- THAT HURT!
- ( bell ringing )
- GEEZ, WOULD YA CUT IT OUT, NATSU?
- THE PRINCESS' HOT BODY TOTALLY MOVES ME!
- AW, YEAH!
- NOW, NOW BOYS!
WHO SAID YOU COULD JUST SHOW UP AND EMBARRASS ME?
- SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN DANGER.
I PROMISED I'D ALWAYS PROTECT YOU, MISS LUCY, BUT I'LL VAMOOSE.
- MY SPIRITS ARE CRAZY.
- I HAVE NO CHOICE. PUNISHMENT AWAITS ALL OF YOU SCOUNDRELS!
- THIS IS WAY OUTTA HAND! - YES! YES!
- OH, MAN, THIS IS NOT GONNA BE GOOD.
I KNEW IT!
- OH, MY STARS! - WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?
- MOCKY, TAKE MY ADVICE AND RETIRE SOON!
- OH, DEAR ME!
- THE CURSE OF THE MOON IS TO BLAME!
- ( audience cheering )
- THEY LOVED US! YES!
- Lucy: AND SO, ONE WEEK LATER.
- I TRULY CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT A TREMENDOUS HIT THE SHOW'S BECOME!
ESPECIALLY WITH THESE LOUSY ACTORS I'VE GOT.
- C'MON MAN, WOULD YOU JUST GIVE US OUR MONEY ALREADY?
- I CAN'T KEEP DOING THREE PERFORMANCES A DAY!
- PERK UP! THE SHOW MUST GO ON, YA LAZY BUMS!
- WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THIS GUY?
- I'M DONE. I WANNA GO HOME NOW!
- ( closing theme song playing )
- OH, GUESS WHAT?
I'VE BEEN WATCHING LUCY AND LOKE, AND I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'RE FALLIN' IN LOVE!
- ARE YA SURE ABOUT THAT?
'CAUSE HE ALWAYS SEEMS TO BE GOING OUT OF HIS WAY TO AVOID HER AS FAR AS I CAN TELL.
- I DUNNO, HE MAY BE ONE OF THOSE GUYS THAT LIKES PLAYIN' "HARD TO KNIT."
- "HARD TO KNIT"? YOU SURE YA GOT THAT RIGHT? IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
- Natsu and Happy: NEXT TIME: A STAR REMOVED FROM THE SKY!
- Happy: LUCY AND LOKE SITTING IN A TREE K--I--S--S--I--N--G!
FIRST COMES LOVE THEN COMES--
- EW, I DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT'S NEXT!