- HEY, GUYS.
READY FOR SOME MORE "FAIRY TAIL"?
JUST MAKE SURE THAT WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING,
YOU TURN THE LIGHTS ON IN THE ROOM
AND DON'T SIT TOO CLOSE TO THE TV.
THE KINGDOM OF FIORE,
A PEACEFUL NATION OF 17 MILLION,
AND A PLACE FILLED WITH MAGIC.
HOWEVER...
SUBMITTED FOR YOUR APPROVAL,
A TYPE OF MAGIC THAT IS PARTICULARLY EERIE,
A SPELL THAT MAY CAUSE THE MINDS OF YOU,
OUR DEAR VIEWERS, TO LEAVE YOUR BODIES
AND BE TRANSPORTED TO THAT FARAWAY MAGICAL REALM.
DON'T PANIC.
- ( theme music playing ) - ( singing in Japanese )
- ( door opens )
- Erza: IS MASTER MAKAROV HERE?
- YOU'RE FINALLY BACK FROM YOUR ISLAND GETAWAY.
SO HOW WAS IT? DID YOU HAVE FUN?
- IT WAS WORK, NOT A VACATION.
- UH, MIRAJANE, I WOULDN'T JOKE WITH HER RIGHT NOW.
- WHERE IS MAKAROV?
- HE WENT OUT OF TOWN
FOR SOME KIND OF LAST-MINUTE COUNCIL MEETING
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
HE'S BEEN GONE SINCE YESTERDAY.
- WHEW.
- WELL, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
- YES, WE WON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT UNTIL GRAMPS GETS BACK.
- OH, THANK GOODNESS.
I WASN'T READY TO STARE INTO THE FACE OF DEATH.
I'VE STILL GOT EIGHT MORE LIVES.
- I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE.
YOU GUYS ARE REALLY FREAKING ME OUT.
HOW'S HE GONNA PUNISH US? I CAN'T DIE NOW.
I'M STILL YOUNG AND I HAVE SO MUCH TO LOOK FORWARD TO.
- ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP!
- ( gasping ) - DO YOU KNOW WHEN THE MASTER
IS PLANNING TO RETURN?
- NO, BUT I WOULD IMAGINE
HE'LL BE COMING BACK ANY TIME NOW.
- NOW, LISTEN UP, YOU FOOLS.
YOU'RE NOT GETTING OFF THE HOOK.
YOU BROKE GUILD RULES BY TAKING ON
THAT S-CLASS QUEST.
PREPARE TO BE PUNISHED.
- ( boys whimper ) - HOW DO I PREPARE MYSELF
WHEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?!
- WELL, IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU.
( sighs ) IT'S A CRYING SHAME.
THOSE TWO BOYS ARE ONE THING,
BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE LUCY'S GETTING PUNISHED TOO.
OH, YOU POOR GIRL.
- "YOU POOR GIRL"? - WHAT'S THE DEAL, MAN?
HOW COME YOU DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR US?
HUH? - WHY'RE YOU LUMPING ME IN WITH THIS LOSER?
- ( fighting grunts ) - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
- IT MEANS I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE
IN THE SAME SENTENCE AS YOU. DO I HAVE TO DRAW YOU A PICTURE?
- A BIG PART OF BEING A MAN IS OWNING UP TO YOUR ACTIONS.
YOU HEAR THAT, YOU TWO?
IT'S HIGH TIME FOR YOU TO MAN UP.
- IT'S NOT FAIR. I'M THE CUTEST ONE HERE.
SO HOW COME NOBODY FEELS SORRY FOR ME?
- WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO US?!
- Natsu: THAT'S ONE CREEPY-LOOKING JOB REQUEST.
- YEAH, IT IS. - YOU GUYS ARE BACK. WHAT'S UP?
- NOT MUCH, MAN. WHAT THE HECK?
I CAN'T EVEN READ IT. - READ WHAT?
- WHOA! YOU'RE BACK TOO, LUCY?
- GEEZ, IT'S REAL NICE TO SEE YOU TOO.
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME?
- I, UH-- NOTHING.
- NO WAY!
YOU WILL NOT BE TAKING ANY REQUESTS.
- REAL SMOOTH.
- DO THEY HAVE TO BE SO NOISY?
- WHO CARES? THEY ARE LIKE THE COOLEST.
- YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?
- "DECIPHER THIS TEXT AND I'LL SEE THAT YOU'LL
INCREASE YOUR WEALTH BY 500 THOUSAND JEWEL."
THIS ONE SOUNDS LIKE A WINNER TO ME.
WHAT DO YOU THINK? - SURE DOES.
- SO IT'S A TRANSLATION JOB?
THAT'S A WEIRD REQUEST FOR A GUILD.
WAIT, THAT'S SOME KIND OF CRAZY ANCIENT STUFF.
NO ONE'S GONNA BE ABLE TO READ THAT.
- Happy: HOLD ON, IT'S WRITTEN IN MODERN LETTERS TOO.
- I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NO JOBS.
- OH, YEAH, I CAN TOTALLY READ THAT.
LET'S SEE, "UGO DERU RASUCHI BORO KANIA."
WHAT THE-- THAT'S CRAZY.
- ( gasping )
- Macao: WHAT'S GOING ON? - THAT'S JUST SAD.
THOSE KIDS ARE SO SCARED OF THE MASTER'S PUNISHMENT,
THEY'RE ACTUALLY SWEATING RAINBOWS.
- THAT'S ENOUGH BOOZE FOR YOU.
- All: UH...
- ( shivers ) SO COLD!
- WHAT? ICE WIZARDS DON'T GET COLD,
YOU BIG CRYBABY.
- ( shivers ) I'M SERIOUS, YOU GUYS.
COULD SOMEBODY TURN UP THE HEAT BEFORE
I FREEZE TO DEATH IN HERE, PRETTY PLEASE?
- HUH?
- ( deep pitched ) WHAT THE--
WHAT'S GOING ON?
MY CHEST FEELS REALLY WEIRD ALL OF A SUDDEN.
LIKE IT'S HEAVY. MY BACK'S KILLING ME.
- HEY, ARE YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT, LUCY?
- YOUR VOICE SEEMS AWFULLY LOW.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I-- WHAT THE--
THAT'S WEIRD.
I DON'T REMEMBER
LYING DOWN ON THE FLOOR LIKE THAT.
- HOLD ON. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS ON THE FLOOR.
( screams )
- WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
YOU CAN'T FACE ME, DRAGON BREATH?
WHY DO I SOUND LIKE A GIRL? - I'M NO DOCTOR,
BUT I'D SAY IT'S PROBABLY 'CAUSE YOU ARE A GIRL.
- WHY IS EVERYONE BEHAVING SO FOOLISHLY?
- OH, WOW, NATSU. CHECK IT OUT.
WHERE DID HE GO?
- I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE.
WHY IS THIS PLACE SO DARK?
- I COULD BE WRONG, BUT I REALLY DON'T THINK
I'VE ALWAYS HAD THESE.
HAVE I? HAVE I?
- WHOA! - OH, WHY YOU!
- ( thunk )
- HEY, AND I GOT COOL ARMOR TOO.
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME.
I'VE NEVER FELT SO TINY AND WEAK BEFORE.
IT'S LIKE I'VE SOMEHOW REQUIPPED INTO A CAT.
- WHY DO THEY HAVE TO RUIN MY QUALITY DRINKING TIME?
- THEY'RE SO COOL, THEY COULDN'T RUIN ANYTHING.
- KINDA THEIR THING. - ( gasping )
- Gray: OKAY, I'M STARTING TO GET REALLY FREAKED OUT.
FIRST, I'M TOTALLY FREEZING.
AND NOW, THERE'S SOME SORT OF CREEPY LOOK-ALIKE OF ME.
- Lucy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- HOW CAN YOU BE SUCH AN IDIOT?
DON'T YOU REALIZE WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO US?
WE'VE ALL SWITCHED BODIES.
- WHAT?
- STOP FOOLING AROUND, HAPPY.
- I'M ERZA, YOU DIMWIT.
- IF YOU'RE GONNA YELL AT ME, LOKE,
DO IT TO MY FACE.
- SILENCE. - YOU MEAN...
- Happy: YES, NATSU AND LOKE.
GRAY AND LUCY.
AND WORST OF ALL, HAPPY AND I.
WE HAVE ALL SWITCHED BODIES.
- All: HUH?
- WHY SWITCHING WITH ME THE WORST OF ALL?
- THE ANCIENT UNPELA SPELL HAS BEEN CAST.
YOU KIDS AREN'T FEELING LIKE YOURSELVES TODAY, HUH?
- MASTER, YOU'RE BACK. - GRAMPS.
- I HAD NOTICED THAT REQUEST ON THE BOARD.
BY READING WHAT WAS WRITTEN ON THAT PAGE ALOUD,
YOU'VE CAST A POWERFUL SPELL OF PERSONALITY TRANSFERENCE.
AND THAT SPELL IS CALLED THE CHANGELING.
- THAT SOUNDS SCARY. - SO YOU'RE REALLY NATSU, RIGHT?
- YEAH. - YOU IDIOT!
WHAT DID YOU DO TO US?
- ME? ALL I DID WAS TRY TO READ THE STUPID JOB REQUEST!
WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TURN ON THE LIGHTS? COME ON.
- Makarov: THAT'S ENOUGH, LUCY--
UH, GRAY. FOR WIZARDS,
THIS SPELL SWITCH IS MORE THAN JUST YOUR BODIES.
IT SWITCHES MAGIC AS WELL.
- WHAT?!
- ( pants )
OH, MAN, IT KIND OF FEELS LIKE
SOMEBODY JUST POURED LAVA DOWN MY THROAT.
HEY, IS IT HOT OUT HERE OR IS IT JUST YOU?
- ( screams )
- HUH?
( screams )
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?!
- THERE'S ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW.
IF THE CHANGELING SPELL IS NOT UNDONE
WITHIN 30 MINUTES FROM THE TIME WHEN IT WAS INITIALLY CAST,
YOU WILL NEVER RETURN TO THE WAY YOU WERE BEFORE.
OR SO SAYS THE LEGEND AT LEAST.
- WHAT?!
- DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY MINUTES
WE'VE BEEN MIXED UP FOR? - 16.
SO YOU HAVE 14 LEFT.
- GRAMPS, ISN'T THERE A WAY TO LIFT THE SPELL
AND CHANGE US BACK? - HMM.
SINCE THIS IS SUCH AN ANCIENT MAGIC,
IT WOULD ONLY STAND TO REASON
THAT I... DON'T KNOW.
- OH NO. - I MUST SAY I'M DISAPPOINTED.
I WAS SO LOOKING FORWARD TO PUNISHING YOU.
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT YOUR HANDS FULL FOR NOW.
BEST OF LUCK TO YOU KIDS.
- ALL RIGHT, THAT DOES IT.
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.
- NO! GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF. - LET GO!
- SO, EVEN THOUGH GRAY'S IN LUCY'S BODY,
HE STILL LIKES TO TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES.
- THEN THAT MEANS-- - THAT MEANS WHAT?
- THIS'LL BE AWESOME. - NO, HAPPY!
- OKAY, HERE I GO. - HAPPY!
STOP THIS AT ONCE! - REQUIP!
CHECK ME OUT, YOU GUYS.
YAY!
UPPA!
TA-DA.
- WHOA, ERZA LOOKS SMOKIN' HOT!
- HOW DARE YOU!
NO, THIS CAN'T BE. I WAS AN S-CLASS WIZARD.
AND NOW I'M SO WEAK.
- MAN, I WAS TRYING TO CHANGE INTO
ONE OF THOSE COOL SUITS OF ARMOR SHE HAS..
- I SEE, WE SWITCHED OUR MAGIC WITH EACH OTHER,
BUT EVERYONE TOTALLY STINKS AT IT.
- HEY, LOKE-- OR WHOEVER'S INSIDE HIM.
- GEEZ, IT'S ME, NATSU, OKAY?
- HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT WHAT MAGIC HE USES?
- YEAH, COME ON. BE A MAN, KID. SHOW US.
- I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING HAPPENING MAGIC-WISE.
EVERYTHING JUST KIND OF SEEMS FUZZY.
( groans ) I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE THIS PRESSURE ANYMORE.
- HEY, GUYS, YOU GOT TO HELP ME!
- WHAT'S WITH THAT FIRE?
- IT'S LIKE HE'S DROOLING.
- WELL, THAT'S CERTAINLY NOT THREATENING.
- I MUST ADMIT,
FLYING IS WAY MORE FUN THAN I THOUGHT IT'D BE.
I SHOULDN'T BE WASTING MY PRECIOUS TIME LIKE THIS.
I NEED TO BE CHANGED BACK AT ONCE.
- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
- HEY, GRAY OR, UH, LUCY, YOU'RE DROPPING ICE, HON.
- I HATE THIS. WHY ME?
- Levy: NO NEED TO WORRY, LUCY.
- LEVY, IT'S YOU.
- LEVY?
- THE SHADOW GEAR TEAM IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY.
YOU GUYS WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL IN NO TIME.
- OH YEAH, WE GOT THIS. NO SWEAT.
- NOW, DO YOUR THING, LEVY.
- WHEN YOU BOYS SAY "WE," YOU REALLY MEAN "HER," RIGHT?
- ( laughing )
- YOU'RE SO SWEET TO HELP US.
- ANYTHING FOR MY GIRL.
BESIDES, I WANT TO READ YOUR NOVEL.
AND IT'D BE KIND OF WEIRD TALKING ABOUT IT WITH GRAY.
- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
- WELL, I DO KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT ANCIENT TEXTS.
I'LL START BY TAKING A LOOK
AT WHAT WAS WRITTEN ON THE FLYER ITSELF.
- SOUNDS GOOD, BUT DO IT QUICK.
- LISTEN UP, EVERYONE.
WE NEED TO LET LEVY WORK IN PEACE.
WHY DID I HAVE A FISH IN MY MOUTH?
- 'CAUSE THEY'RE YUMMY.
- OKAY. "UGO DERU..."
- PLEASE HURRY. THERE'S ONLY 10 MINUTES LEFT.
- HEY, YOU SURE IT'S SAFE
TO READ THE WORDS OUT LOUD LIKE THAT?
- DON'T WORRY. IT'S TOTALLY SAFE
AS LONG AS YOU DON'T READ EVERYTHING IN THE CORRECT ORDER.
NOW...
- THERE'S NOT MUCH TIME!
UGH, I CAN'T TAKE IT!
I FEEL SO WEIRD. CHANGE ME BACK.
- AWW, I DON'T THINK IT'S ALL THAT BAD.
ONE MORE TIME! RE--
- I SWEAR YOU'LL LOSE A LIFE, CAT!
- SO HOW'S IT GOING, LEVY?
- HAVE YOU FIGURED IT OUT?
- NO, I'M STUMPED.
- ( screams ) - ( groans )
- OH NO, I NEVER THOUGHT MY FATE
WOULD BE TO LIVE OUT MY DAYS
AS SOME STRANGE FLYING CAT.
- WHAT'S SO TERRIBLE ABOUT THAT, HUH?
- NO! - OOH!
- I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT!
- UH, I FEEL SO FUNKY.
- THE GIRLS ARE NEVER GONNA TALK TO ME NOW.
- I WANT TO SWITCH WITH SOMEONE.
- NOT WITH ME, KIDDO.
I'D DIE IF I WAS UNDERAGE.
- ( groaning ) - LOOK, I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE FREAKING OUT,
BUT I'M STILL WORKING ON IT, OKAY?
- HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE?
- ABOUT EIGHT MINUTES.
HATE TO SAY IT, BUT YOU MIGHT START PREPARING
FOR THE WORST.
- OH NO.
- ( whistle blows ) - ( drum thumping )
- Both: GO, GO!
GO, LEVY!
- THOSE TWO GUYS ARE JUST HER PERSONAL CHEERLEADERS?
- SO "DERU" IS... OH, I SEE.
THAT MUST MEAN...
- ( all sigh )
- SO WHAT HAPPENS IF WE END UP GETTING STUCK LIKE THIS?
- HUH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?
- ARE WE JUST GONNA TRY TO ADJUST TO OUR NEW BODIES
AND GO BACK TO WORK?
- WELL, YEAH, I GUESS WE'D HAVE TO.
IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF OPTIONS.
- WHATEVER HAPPENS IS TOTALLY FINE WITH ME.
IF I STAY QUIET, EVERYONE'LL BE NICE TO ME
BECAUSE I'M SCARY NOW. - WHAT?
- WELL, NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION, DID THEY?
STUPID CAT.
I JUST WANT TO BE A CUTE GIRL AGAIN.
- ( both sigh )
- ARE THOSE FROZEN CHUNKS OF DROOL?
THAT IS SO GROSS, MAN. - I'M NOT A MAN!
AND I KNOW IT'S GROSS.
YOU THINK I'M DOING THIS ON PURPOSE?
UH... - WHAT IS IT, GRAY?
ER, I MEAN LUCY.
- I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.
IF WE GET STUCK LIKE THIS FOREVER
AND NONE OF US HAVE A CLUE HOW TO USE OUR MAGIC ANYMORE,
IF WE DID TAKE A JOB, WE'D NEVER BE ABLE TO FINISH IT.
- AWW, GEEZ, YOU'RE RIGHT. - WE STINK.
- AND THAT MEANS...
- All: WE'RE THE WEAKEST TEAM IN FAIRY TAIL NOW.
- LET'S DO THIS, HAPPY. - AYE.
- ICE MAKE: SOMETHING OR OTHER. - UH, HOLD ON.
STUPID KEYS.
- OH, WOW, BEING ABLE TO FLY IS SO FUN.
- ( all groan )
- NO! WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING
IF I CAN'T EVEN BURN STUFF ANYMORE?
- I AM AN S-CLASS WIZARD AND I REFUSE TO BE PART
OF THE WEAKEST TEAM IN THE ENTIRE GUILD.
IF ONLY I WASN'T TRAPPED IN THIS FORM...
- YOU'RE MEAN.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE COMPLAINING SO MUCH.
I LIKE BEING A CAT.
- ( groans )
- JUST WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO DO THERE, ERZA?
ER, I MEAN, HAPPY?
- EVER SINCE WE'VE SWITCHED, SHE'S BEEN SAYING MEAN STUFF.
SO I GOT MAD AND TRIED TO FLY AWAY.
BUT I COULDN'T FLY AWAY
'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE MY WINGS ANYMORE.
- I'M SORRY I WAS MEAN.
I PROMISE I'LL BE--
- YES, THAT'S IT. - ( gasps )
- REALLY? SO YOU CAN LIFT THE SPELL?
- COME ON. DO IT.
- THIS IS WHAT IT SAYS.
"MAY THIS ETERNAL EXCHANGE
PROVIDE YOU WITH ETERNAL HAPPINESS."
KIND OF CUTE, ISN'T IT?
- AW, YEAH, IT IS.
- "MAY THIS ETERNAL EXCHANGE
PROVIDE YOU WITH ETERNAL HAPPINESS." HUH.
- YEAH, AND...
- IN OTHER WORDS, EVERYBODY
WHO'S BEEN SWITCHED BY THE SPELL
WILL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. YOU'RE SO LUCKY.
I'M SO GLAD I FIGURED IT OUT.
- OH, NO WAY! ARE YOU TELLING ME
WE'RE STUCK LIKE THIS FOREVER?!
- WE WANTED YOU TO LIFT THE SPELL,
NOT READ IT. REMEMBER?
- OH, THAT'S RIGHT. I'M SORRY.
- YOU'VE GOT THIS. I HAVE FAITH THAT YOU CAN DO IT.
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO WORK A LITTLE FASTER, OKAY?
MAYBE THERE'S SOME KIND OF CODE
OR HIDDEN MESSAGE IN THE WORDS,
YOU KNOW, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
- YEAH, GOOD IDEA.
- GO, GO! GO, LEVY!
- ISN'T ALL THAT RACKET GONNA DISTRACT HER?
- NO, THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO GET HER PUMPED UP.
AND THEY NEED ALL THE HELP THEY CAN GET. - HUH?
- GO, GO! GO LEVY! ( cheering )
- I'M STILL NOT SEEING ANY KIND OF A PATTERN HERE.
IT DOESN'T SEEM TO MAKE ANY SENSE.
- ( groans ) - THREE MINUTES LEFT.
- THREE MINUTES?!
- WELL, THIS IS IT. FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE,
FISH FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER.
I'VE WORKED SO HARD.
AND NOW I'M GOING TO SPEND MY DAYS
CHASING MICE AND LITTLE PIECES OF STRING. - NO, WAIT!
COME BACK HERE, HAPPY. I MEAN, ERZA!
- SORRY I GOT UPSET.
I KNOW THIS IS HARD FOR BOTH OF US.
- REALLY? YOU DO?
- NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR US TO BE ARGUING LIKE THIS.
WILL YOU PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
- YES, OF COURSE.
I HOPE YOU'LL FORGIVE ME TOO.
- AYE, HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
- A FISH, I--
DON'T WANT IT! - COULD YOU BE ANY MORE CLUELESS?
- HAVE YOU FIGURED IT OUT YET?
- THE SITUATION IS DIRE
WITH JUST ONE MINUTE TO GO.
- I DON'T RECALL ASKING YOU FOR THE TIME,
SO SHUT YOUR TRAP, 'KAY?!
- GEEZ, I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP.
- OKAY, I THINK I'VE ALMOST GOT
THIS LAST PART OF IT WORKED OUT.
- WORK IT, LEVY. YEAH!
YOU'RE ON FIRE! - HE'S TOO GOOD AT THAT.
- STILL TRYING TO BREAK THE SPELL, ARE YOU?
- LOOK, IF YOU'RE TRYING TO TEACH US A LESSON HERE,
WE'VE LEARNED IT ALREADY, OKAY?
- OH. - ( gasps )
- YES, MASTER?
- NOPE. NEVER MIND, KIDS. I'M DRAWING A BLANK.
- ( all groan )
- OH! WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!
- TAKING MY SHIRT OFF
ISN'T GONNA CHANGE ANYTHING, GRAY!
- LET GO OF ME!
- YOU GUYS HAVE ABOUT 40 SECONDS LEFT,
MORE OR LESS, STARTING NOW.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "MORE OR LESS"?!
- I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING ABOUT THE SPELL.
- WHAT IS IT? - WHILE IT CAN BE LIFTED,
I'M AFRAID THAT IT HAS TO BE DONE ONE PAIR AT A TIME.
MEANING IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO CHANGE ALL OF YOU BACK AT ONCE.
- WHAT? - 30 SECONDS-ISH.
- WHICH PAIR'S GOING FIRST?
- IT SHOULD BE ME AND OTHER ME.
DON'T YOU THINK? - SOUNDS GOOD.
- THAT IS SO NOT FAIR.
I THINK IT SHOULD BE ME AND GRAY.
- HOLD ON, AS FAIRY TAIL'S STRONGEST FEMALE WIZARD,
I SHOULD GO FIRST. IT'S FOR THE GOOD OF THE GUILD.
- WELL, I DON'T CARE EITHER WAY.
- ( arguing ) - THIS IS GETTING UGLY.
- AT LEAST THEY CAN'T USE THEIR MAGIC AGAINST EACH OTHER.
- JUST 15 SECONDS LEFT.
- HOLD ON, YOU GUYS, I GOT IT.
- AND 12, 11...
- SERIOUSLY?
- ALL RIGHT, I'LL TRY TO EXPLAIN
THIS TO YOU REALLY QUICK.
- AND NINE, EIGHT...
- ( thuds ) - ( groans )
- NO TIME.
JUST CHANGE US BACK. HURRY!
- YEAH, RIGHT. OKAY, HERE GOES.
"AINAK OROB IHCUSAR URED OGU!
AINAK OROB IHCUSAR URED OGU!
AINAK OROB IHCUSAR URED OGU!"
- ( sighs )
- HEY, I'M BACK TO NORMAL, GUYS. - ME TOO.
MAN, THAT WAS CLOSE.
- SO NOW YOU'RE DROOLING ICE CUBES ON PURPOSE?
- YOU'RE AWESOME, LEVY. - THAT'S RIGHT.
- OH, YEAH. - OUR CHEERING WORKED, HUH?
- YOU GOT TO TELL US-- HOW'D YOU DO IT?
WHEN I REALIZED THE WORDS THEMSELVES HAD NO MEANING,
I DECIDED TO READ THEM BACKWARDS.
IT'S ACTUALLY AN OLD TRICK.
ANCIENT LANGUAGES LIKE THIS
USUALLY DIDN'T HAVE THAT MANY LETTERS.
SO SOMETIMES THEY HAD TO BE A LITTLE BIT MORE CREATIVE
WITH HOW THEY USED THEIR WORDS.
THAT'S WHY, WHEN I REVERSED THE WORDS,
IT REVERSED THE SPELL TOO.
- HOW COOL. I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT.
- WE OWE YOU BIG TIME, LEVY.
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
- I'M STILL IN THE WRONG BODY!
- WHAT?
- ME TOO. I'M STILL A STUPID CAT.
- WOW, YOU MEAN I GET TO STAY LIKE THIS?
- ( screams )
- WELL, THAT DOES IT FOR TIME.
YOU DID GET ONE PAIR SWITCHED BACK.
SO I GUESS THAT'S SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF.
- NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.
THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME KIND OF MIX UP.
PLEASE, LEVY, THERE'S GOT TO BE
SOMETHING ELSE YOU CAN TRY.
- SORRY, MAYBE I DIDN'T
PRONOUNCE IT RIGHT.
- All: WHAT?! - SO THAT'S IT?
WE'RE STUCK LIKE THIS FOREVER.
- I CAN'T SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE
AS SOME PINK-HAIRED FIRE DROOLING FREAK OF NATURE.
- WAKE UP, ERZA.
THIS IS ALL SOME HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE
AND YOU NEED TO WAKE UP. - OH, COME ON, RELAX.
IT'S NOT ALL THAT BAD.
- Mirajane: NOW, NOW, DON'T LOSE HEART.
THERE'S GOT TO BE ANOTHER WAY.
HUH?
- SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.
HEY, GUYS, DID I GET SHORTER?
- OH NO! MIRAJANE?!
- DON'T TELL ME THAT MIRA SWITCHED BODIES WITH GRAMPS.
- WHOO BOY! YOU WON'T HEAR ME COMPLAINING ABOUT THAT!
- NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
- WHO ELSE?
- ALL OF YOU NEED TO JUST MAN UP AND GET OVER IT, OKAY?
WHAT'S THE DEAL? WHY DO I SMELL LIKE A BREWERY ALL OF A SUDDEN?
- WHAT? HEY, HOW DID--
OH MAN, I REALLY THINK
I MIGHT NEED TO TAKE A BIT OF A NAP RIGHT NOW.
- HEY, UH, DROY? HMM?! - YEAH, WHAT IS IT NOW, JET?
- HEY, MAN, STOP LOOKING LIKE ME!
- I DON'T THINK ANYBODY'S GONNA BE ABLE
TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE WITH YOU TWO.
BUT IN MY CASE,
HAVING A BODY LIKE THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE.
- HE'S CREEPING ME OUT, LEVY!
PLEASE HELP ME.
- ( overlapping chatter )
- UH...
- SORRY, BUT I THINK I'M IN WAY OVER MY HEAD HERE.
- THIS IS AWESOME.
EVERYONE'S SOMEONE ELSE NOW.
- HAVE YOU GONE COMPLETELY NUTS?
THIS IS HORRIBLE.
- Narrator: MAGIC IS NOT A TOY.
IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE,
IT CAN TURN YOUR WORLD ON ITS HEAD.
THE VERY FABRIC OF YOUR BEING
CAN BE PULLED FROM YOU IN AN INSTANT.
SO DON'T TAKE IT LIGHTLY. - ( theme music plays )
- Narrator: UNTIL NEXT TIME...
- PLEASE TURN US BACK!
- YOU'RE SERIOUSLY JUST GONNA END IT?
- AYE.
- ( singing in Japanese )
- Happy: PROFESSOR HAPPY'S CLASS ABOUT FAIRY TAIL.
TODAY WE'RE GONNA LEARN HOW TO GET A JOB
IN THIS EXCITING GUILD. SO LISTEN UP.
WHEN SOMEONE NEEDS HELP FROM A WIZARD,
A JOB IS POSTED ON THE GUILD'S REQUEST BOARD.
THERE, WIZARDS CAN PICK ANY JOB THEY WANT TO MAKE MONEY.
IT HELPS IF YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND TO GO ALONG WITH YOU.
YOU CAN EVEN COME UP WITH A COOL TEAM NAME.
YAY! THAT'S TODAY'S CLASS.
DISMISSED. - ( chairs scrape )
- AYE!
- Natsu: SORRY, BUDDY.
BUT I DON'T THINK ERZA LIKED BEING YOU ALL THAT MUCH.
- SHE WAS PROBABLY JUST MAD
'CAUSE SHE COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO FLY.
- YEAH, KIND OF REMINDED ME OF THE DAY YOU WERE BORN.
- AYE, I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG,
BUT SINCE IT WAS REALLY ERZA PRETENDING TO BE ME,
SHE COULDN'T EVEN COME CLOSE TO BEING AS CUTE AS I AM.
- Natsu: HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU.
BUT YOU WERE KIND OF GROSS-LOOKING
WHEN YOU WERE BORN. - NO WAY.
EVERYBODY TOLD ME I WAS CUTE.
- WELL, YOU WERE, BUT IN A GROSS KIND OF WAY.