[BUTT LACKEY B] On no! I think he's awake!
Butts?
[BUTT BOSS] Yes!
Supreme weapon of choice for the Butt Jiggle Gang!
[NATSU] What are you clowns doin' here?
[BUTT BOSS] Before we answer that question,
do you know exactly where here is?
[NATSU] Huh? Where in the heck are we?
[BUTT BOSS] Locked away in a prison cell.
So what'd you do to get thrown in the can, anyway?
What did I do? Hold on, Lucy!
Where is she?
Listen pal, the only person we've seen
besides the guards, is you when they tossed
you in here, and you were alone!
There was no one else with me?
[NATSU] What'd you do with Lucy?
[Butt Giggle Gang screams]
♪
[BUTT BOSS] You okay, kiddo?
[NATSU] Yeah. But what happened?
[BUTT LACKEY A] I think there's some kinda barrier.
[NATSU] Oh yeah?
[BUTT LACKEY B] I guess that they don't want people using
magic and stuff to bust outta here so if ya try this
barrier will send ya flyin' right on your rump.
[BUTT LACKEY A] Once ya get thrown into this place,
you can kiss your butt goodbye.
I can't accept that! Fire Dragon Roar!
Aw, man!
[HAPPY] Real Nightmare!
[NATSU] Stupid magic wall. How about this!
Fire Dragon--!
Hey! That's enough!
Don't get mad at us!
We're just trying to help you out!
You'd better let go of me!
Cool your jets, kid.
Now surely the god of true scoundrels made
sure our paths crossed again for a reason, dontcha think?
And I'd be willing to bet that reason is so we
can figure out a way to blow this joint together!
I guess.
[passes gas]
[NATSU] Maybe running into you guys was lucky.
[BUTT BOSS] Definitely!
Which means we're on the same team!
And if somebody's on our team.
Then they gotta dress appropriately.
No lame unitard for me, thanks.
You really think that it's lame?
[NATSU] So why don't you guys explain to me how
the three of you ended up in this place?
[BUTT BOSS] Well. One could argue that we're merely
victims of our own circumstances.
We scoundrels are drawn to treasure like moths to a flame!
We were able to sniff out that you and
your buddies are looking for some kind of clock treasure.
And that treasure is somehow related to this cathedral!
Wow. You've done your homework.
My dear boy, we thieves and scoundrels are
plugged into our own underground network of sorts.
So we followed our noses.
[BUTT LACKEY B] And they lead us to this place.
[BUTT LACKEY A] And boy howdy,
was there ever something rotten in here!
[NATSU] What are you talking about?
[MEDIC 132A] Your Eminence.
Concerning the archbishop's mental state.
[MEDIC 132A] I'm afraid that we can't
keep it under wraps for much longer.
Have the pilgrims outside caught wind of it?
It doesn't appear so quite yet.
[LAPOINTE] Excellent.
We needn't present his holiness to the public until the
Founding Festival is already underway.
And if anyone chooses to spread unwelcome rumors,
I'll order Gutman the Cleaner to eliminate them.
[BUTT BOSS] Did he say eliminate?
[BUTT LACKEY A] That means they're gonna wipe somebody out!
[BUTT BOSS] Of course, as soon as we heard that,
we turned tail and tried to get our butts
outta there, but that was easier said than done.
The only good news is, they don't seem to have
any clue that we overheard their plans.
But...
...if the higher ups ever find out that we know exactly
what they're up to, we're gonna get eliminated for sure.
[Butt Giggle Gang cries]
[BUTT LACKEY B] I don't wanna die in this place!
[BUTT BOSS] Me either.
[NATSU] Come on!
I thought true scoundrels were never supposed to give up!
If you got a plan to get outta this
craphole without usin' magic I'm all ears, buddy!
We're gonna bust outta here!
'Cause I got better things to do!
Number one is savin' Lucy.
And number two is kickin' some butt!
Ya don't say?
Spoken like a true scoundrel!
And if there's one language that the
Butt Jiggle Gang speaks fluently, it's scoundrel-ese!
Well If you guys ever wanna see the light
of day again, you'd better get your rears in gear!
[BUTT BOSS] Are you kidding? Our rears are always in gear!
Lackeys! Let's huddle up!
[BUTT LACKEY A] Right! [BUTT LACKEY B] Right!
[BUTT BOSS] The time has come for us to take
the plunge and make a big move, boys.
If we don't clog the system,
we'll find ourselves flushed right down the toilet.
[GRAY] Will someone explain what's going on here?
[ERZA] It seems Michelle's true identity
is the sixth member of the Neo-Oración Seis.
[ELFMAN] Yeah.
She was just acting all cute and sweet to fool us.
[HAPPY] This is horrible!
[ELFMAN] What's worse is now they have Natsu and Lucy.
And it's my fault.
I wasn't man enough to stop any of it from happening.
Don't be so hard on yourself.
I deserve some of the blame.
Why? What do you mean?
My cards didn't say anything about Brain the Second
showing up at the Kardia Cathedral,
but they're usually right on the money.
And I'm sure no one would argue that
the teams I picked out worked very well.
Right?
Nobody was on the same page.
[GRAY] I can definitely see your point.
[ELFMAN] We didn't agree on anything.
Do you think an outside force used your cards against us?
It's possible.
[GRAY] All that runnin' around was just a big waste of time.
In that case, we shouldn't waste
any more feelin' sorry for ourselves!
Natsu and Lucy are in some serious trouble
right now and we need to figure out what we can do to help them!
Wendy's right! C'mon, let's get moving!
[JEAN-LUC] Excuse me. Pardon the interruption.
[HAPPY] It's actually those "actually" guys!
Is there something you'd like to discuss?
Actually, we came looking for Miss Lucy Heartfilia.
We are here on behalf of the
Fiore archaeological society, you see.
I hear. Someone outside.
[MACAO] What's your business with Lucy?
And who are you?
My name's Macao, and I'm the Fairy Tail guild's master.
You'll have to talk to me instead.
Well, you see, actually.
This is a matter of extreme importance.
So it's imperative that we speak to her directly.
Indeed!
It concerns the strange object in the sky!
You can't talk to her 'cause she
was caught by the Neo-Oración Seis.
And so was Natsu!
My heavens.
[ERZA] Can't you talk to us?
We desperately need all the information
we can get right now.
Actually, with the situation unfolding as we speak,
there's no reason to keep it a secret.
You see.
[JEAN-LUC] I suppose it's safe to assume you're
familiar with the name Will Neville?
You see, I am actually his great-grandson.
My name's Jean-Luc Neville.
Huh?
This is certainly a major revelation.
And what's more. I knew Lucy's father as well.
Jude Heartfilia and I were quite good friends, in all actuality.
You knew Lucy's old man?
Care to explain how he fits into this?
It's a long story,
but let me begin by stating that it's my duty to
keep watch over the Infinity Clock for as long as I live.
If that's true, are you a celestial wizard?
No sir. I'm not.
But as a Neville, I'm intimately familiar
with the history of the clock.
Actually, my lifelong goal is to
stave off the chaos it can bring.
And to sound the alarm should that threat become reality.
I remember when this started; it was several months ago.
[JEAN-LUC] The hand of the Infinity Clock was discovered
on a dig at an ancient excavation site.
[JEAN-LUC] Apparently, it was buried in the ruins
to contain its tremendous magic power.
[JEAN-LUC] By the time our archaeological society
received word that it had been unearthed,
it had already been taken off the premises.
The hand eventually ended up in Jude Heartfilia's possession.
He was a collector of such things, you see.
[JEAN-LUC] Thankfully, it wasn't difficult to detect
because of its immense magic power.
[JEAN-LUC] We were quite fortunate, because in
the wrong hands, it could be extremely dangerous.
[JEAN-LUC] I contacted Jude immediately in the hopes
of preventing any impending chaos from actually happening.
[JEAN-LUC] To contain the power emanating from the hand.
I carefully wrapped it up in a magical cloth.
[JEAN-LUC] At that point, Jude and I made an agreement.
He would take steps to ensure its safety
and actually move it to another location entirely.
So that's why it ended up being sent here to Lucy.
It's starting to make sense now.
Can you please tell us what makes
the Infinity Clock so dangerous?
The clock has the power to bring
about something quite horrific.
A Grand Spell that is known by the name "Real Nightmare."
And what happens once the spell is cast?
[JEAN-LUC] It can dramatically alter humans' perception
of time, you see.
That being the case, I suppose you could say
that it actually has control over time itself.
It is a rather difficult concept to explain
because it doesn't actually manipulate time per se.
[ARCHAEOLOGIST 133A] But it does, in fact,
greatly alter our perception of time.
[GRAY] I don't follow you.
[ELFMAN] Yeah, neither do I.
[ARCHAEOLOGIST 133B] This control over time is what the
inscription referred to as the "inevitable chaos."
And you're sayin' this is gonna bring
about the end of the world?
It doesn't make any sense to me.
Just think about it for a moment.
What time is it now?
What is it that you are actually doing right now?
Who are you having this conversation with now?
Imagine what would happen if you
lost all concept of what "now" means.
[JEAN-LUC] You would lose your understanding
of all time related concepts.
A person's sense of self is derived from
their memories and past experiences.
If they were suddenly thrown into disarray.
Then we would lose our very identities.
I get it.
Yeah that's chaos.
I don't think that would even begin to describe it.
The Infinity Clock is hovering
right above Zentopia's Grand Cathedral.
From what I understand, their doctrine
is heavily intertwined with it.
According to legend, Zentopia itself was
founded by a group of survivors of the clock's past chaos.
They sealed away all of its pieces.
and forbid any discussion of its existence.
To this very day, it has remained a well-hidden secret,
known only to the church's higher echelons.
It accumulates magic, which is released every hundred years.
Throughout history evildoers have
sought to harness its power.
Therefore I have a formal request.
A job that I hope the Fairy Tail guild will take on.
[JEAN-LUC] Please, stop this from happening.
Stop the Infinity Clock!
Isn't that what we planned to do?
Sure is.
And we can rescue Natsu and Lucy while we're at it.
All right, sir. We'll gladly take the job.
I promise.
We'll stop the clock or die tryin'!
[KLODOA] The Infinity Castle rises again!
Congratulations Brain the Second!
You've done an excellent job, sir!
[MIDNIGHT] As have you, Klodoa.
[KLODOA] No, no, no.
All I did was follow the instructions
Master Zero laid out for me, and voila!
[KLODOA] He put a great deal of trust in your skill,
so you deserve most of the credit.
You always were his favorite, after all!
He knew you would take the job of
continuing his legacy very seriously.
That's why we call you Brain the Second!
And just look at this celestial wizard
we have in our possession!
I've gotta hand it to Imatatia and her brilliant trickery!
Thanks to her, the silly girl walked right into our trap!
Oh Michelle. Please.
Tell me why! Why did you do this to me?
My name is Imitatia. I'm not Michelle.
Get it through your thick skull.
This celestial wizard is the final piece of the puzzle.
Now the never-ending nightmare can begin.
You realize that what has kept the Infinity Clock
sealed away for all these years was actually the Anti-Link spell
the celestial wizards were maintaining, don't you?
[GRAY] We'd heard about that.
That's why the Neo-Oración Seis was targeting them.
To sever those links, right?
Yes, but did you know that once their body links are severed,
the celestial wizards are actually cursed
to sleep for one hundred years.
Frozen in a kind of "chrysalis" state.
[GRAY] A Chrysalis?
[ELFMAN] What do you mean?
Body links demand a tremendous amount of magic power.
[MIDNIGHT] And whenever an Anti-Link is severed.
The resulting reaction causes time to slow down to a
crawl for that wizard's mind and body.
This puts them into a kind of 'sleeping' state
for one hundred years.
In essence, this sacrifice is what
allows us to take control of the Infinity Clock.
But they're people; you can't do that to them!
Obviously, I can.
You and your friends slept for seven years, right?
[LUCY] Yes, but you're taking about one hundred years!
It's too horrible to imagine. I know seven years
might not sound long but it was excruciating.
[LUCY] It was so confusing and painful.
Time kept going for everyone else,
but for us it just stood still.
[LUCY] You could never understand how it felt.
[LUCY] That time was stolen from us forever.
At the very least we had all our friends
waiting for us when we finally woke up.
But these people won't have anyone!
Their loved ones will be gone!
It's sad but true.
That's why it's a curse.
And now that same curse will befall you.
Michelle.
Our friendship was real to me; I never lied to you about that.
[IMITATIA] This is for your sake, sister.
You expect me to believe you're doing this for my sake.
After all your lies?
How could you?
Believe me or not, they weren't all just lies.
Were you lying about my dad?
About me?
Did you really see me as your big sister?
Lucy.
[KLODOA] Okay you two, this is very entertaining,
but we have real work to do.
You're right. So let's begin.
Of course. If you're ready.
Lucy Heartfilia. The time has come...
...to say goodbye.
[JEAN-LUC] I'm actually extremely grateful you've
agreed to accept my request.
Titania, I have something especially for you.
What is it?
Let me show you.
It's actually an item that was discovered along with
the clock hand at the excavation site.
It's believed to have the ability
to ward off evil, you see.
[JEAN-LUC] I'm certain that you are the only one who's actually
strong enough to wield this weapon
in the way it was originally intended.
Thank you.
I'll do my best.
You got this, Erza!
Of course.
We will do whatever we can to offer our assistance.
Mainly by continuing our research
on how to stop Real Nightmare.
Thank you.
We appreciate the help.
Any ideas on how we're gonna attack these jerks?
Don't you worry. Help is on the way!
[LAHAR] This is an excellent find.
Very good work.
[SUBORDINATE 145A] It's the only surveillance
lacrima we could locate.
It wasn't easy, but we were able to recover
some of the footage from it as well.
I see.
Can you show me this footage?
Sir!
[SUBORDINATE 145A] These are the only known images
of the priest who regularly visited the Oración Seis.
Right there! Enhance the image!
[SUBORDINATE 145A] Yes, sir!
[SUBORDINATE 145A] My god.
It was him all along. Cardinal Lapointe.
He's been working with them.
Alright, I'm counting on you guys to
put on a really big show!
[BUTT BOSS] I guarantee that you will not be disappointed!
Now!
Ready lackeys?
[BUTT LACKEY A] Ready, boss! [BUTT LACKEY B] Ready, boss!
High-Speed Butt Jiggle!
Commence!
Whoa! That's awesome!
[NATSU] Keep it goin'! You're almost there!
[NATSU] I said keep going!
Do you realize how exhausting this is, kid?
If anyone's butts can do this, it's yours!
We need fire without magic, and this is the only way to get it!
Besides, wasn't this whole thing your idea in the first place?
Now jiggle those butts like you mean it!
[WENDY] Hey look! It's the Christina Advance!
Blue Pegasus! Now there's some real men!
[ICHIYA] Man!
[ICHIYA] Ow.
My beautiful face.
So we're counting on this guy?
We need his ship to get to the Infinity Clock.
Unless you know how to fly, it's the only way.
Yeah, But he's so freakin' annoying.
[MAKAROV] Would ya quit your belly-aching
and just get onboard already?
Guess I'm staying behind again, huh?
My predictions are gonna be right on this time.
We've gotta be very careful about choosing
who goes on the Christina Advance.
'Cause we need to have a strong team here on the ground, too.
Comrades!
Our assault on the Infinity Clock is now ready to begin!
[ICHIYA] So away we go!
Man!
Hey, I thought you knew how to fly this thing!
Is there a problem?
[ICHIYA] We've taken damage to the hull!
Stay here!
I'll go and check it out!
Oh, man.
[ELFMAN] Hold on! I'll go with you!
What do you think happened?
I think. Someone did this!
Whoa, it was sabotage?
That's right.
[ELFMAN] Mira! It's The Neo-Oración Seis!
That's... Racer!
[Racer chuckles]
Alright.
Sneakin' on board is pretty manly,
but you'll regret it!
[RACER] You will fall. Big man.
[ELFMAN] He's gone.
Manly attack!
Too slow.
Oh. You made a mistake.
Are you as fast as I am?
You wanna see?
Mira!
I can handle Racer on my own, I promise!
Go on with the mission!
Did you just see that?
It was Racer!
And Mira.
Come on man! Go get her!
I'm sorry... But we can't right now!
Let my sister take care of that guy!
What?
You sure?
Yeah, we gotta keep going!
Hurry!
[ICHIYA] Alright, but we need to make some repairs first!
Everyone lend a hand!
[GRAY] On it!
Just be careful. Please.
[MIRAJANE] Stop!
[RACER] You're in the way.
Didn't you hear me? Stop!
[MAKAROV] My children. Please come back in one piece.
[JET] Hey! Kinana's not here!
[CANA] She's not?
Is there a problem?
Well, her attacks have been happening
more frequently over the past several days.
[MAKAROV] That's not good news.
[KINANA] I can hear it. Your voice.
Calling out to me.
[NATSU] That's it! Keep going!
We're almost there!
[NATSU] Aw, yeah! Here goes!
There's a fire! Help us please!
You gotta let us outta here!
This ain't a false alarm!
My gorgeous butt is on fire and it hurts bad!
My biscuits are burning!
[NATSU] We ain't lyin' you guys! Come quick!
[COCO] That voice.
[Natsu and the Giggle Butt Gang yelling over one another]
[MALE GUARD 145A] We need an extinguisher lacrima!
Go get one now!
[MALE GUARD 145B] We'll let you out for a minute!
So just calm down!
Oh man, that is so cool!
[MALE GUARD 145B ] Get moving!
[NATSU] Don't rush me, okay?
Now that's some power!
I don't know if this is the
best time to just stop and stare at him.
We need to do something about the fire on our butts.
What we gotta do is get movin'!
We'll handle the guards!
Hopefully, our butts being on fire like
this is a once in a lifetime opportunity!
[BUTT BOSS] Okay Lackeys, you ready?
[ALL] Yes, sir! Gas Butt Triple Ecstasy.
Fire Special! [All passing gas]
[Guards crying out]
[BUTT BOSS] Boom!
Whoa, that was awesome!
And it blew out the fire.
That's how a true scoundrel multi-tasks!
Now we gotta go find Lucy A.S.A.P!
[COCO] Hold on!
[NATSU] Coco! What the heck are you doin' in here?
[BUTT BOSS] Uh, she got caught doing something wrong?
Please take me with you!
Oh. So the fire wizard,
has escaped.
[MALE GUARD 145C] What are your orders, sir?
I'm afraid that he's already too late.
Real Nightmare is on the verge of activating.
[LaPointe laughs maniacally]
[MIDNIGHT] Now, the never-ending nightmare can finally begin!
Sweet chaos.
Suffocate this world with your embrace.
♪
[HAPPY] Hey, so how've things been goin'
between Gray and Juvia?
[NATSU] How should I know?
I don't care what panty-man's up to!
[HAPPY] Okay.
Well then, you got any juicy gossip on Elfman and Evergreen?
[NATSU] Why should I give a crap about them?
[HAPPY] 'Cause it's interesting!
Emotions are complicated!
Especially when they get all twisted up like a "love spiral"!
[NATSU] More like a "love maze" if you ask me.
[NATSU AND HAPPY] Next time: Time Spiral!
[NATSU] Oh, I get it!
You were tryin' to segue into the title.
[HAPPY] Who me?
No, I was just making conversation, that's all.
[NATSU] You don't have to lie, little buddy. It's cool.