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[SOLDIERS chuckle]
You make me sick...
The country's in a state of emergency and you're
just gettin' stinkin' drunk?
[MALE SOLDIER B] What do you expect from Gryder?
He's got a reputation to uphold...
the biggest boozehound in town.
Man, he's got it easy doesn't he?
Gettin' tanked to the gills while we're out there
risking our lives for justice.
[DORANBOLT] Justice?
You heard him!
The Oración Seis are back and we're fighting
with all we've got to try and stop them.
We're working hard to save the lives
of citizens every single day.
You have a sense of right and wrong,
or did you drink it all away?
I don't wanna hear about it!
So leave me alone!
What's wrong with you?!
You made a big mistake by attacking
a Fiore soldier!
[LAHAR] You've gotten rusty, Doranbolt.
You can't win. So stop this.
My name is Mest.
The legendary traitor, Mest Gryder.
You still insist on using that name?
No matter, we need to talk.
Come with me.
[LAHAR] So now you're at odds with justice?
What happened to you?
[DORANBOLT] To me? Or to them? To Wendy...
I abandoned them... Like a coward.
Would you call that justice?
You can't change the past,
but the future's a different story.
Listen... I didn't come all this way to catch up.
Fiore needs your help.
Yeah, real funny.
I'm being deadly serious, Doranbolt.
I'm begging you to help me... Will you do it?
Let's get one thing straight...
I don't answer to the name Doranbolt.
I'm Mest.
Well, Mest. Why don't you sober up... Okay?
[HAPPY] Dissonance of Battle!
[JACKPOT laughs]
[ELFMAN] I don't know what you are, ya freak...
but you sure as hell ain't a man!
I'll just have to deal with you later...
Hear me, Octo geezer?!
Watch out! I've got a big surprise for
a cocky little guy like you!
Oh yeah?!
Looky here! Cool down...
with a Magic Ice Pop!
[ELFMAN] I can't see!
Punch him, not me!
Crap! Sorry, bro.
We can't beat him like this!
We have to start working together to take this guy down
with some serious teamwork.
Yeah!
'Kay, let's do it!
Cancer, will you lend us a hand?
I'm on it, baby!
Manly charge!
[NATSU] Fire Dragon Wing Attack!
[JACKPOT] Oh yeah! I'm gettin' lucky today...!
I hit the Steel Walls!
[NATSU roars]
[ELFMAN] Watch it, Natsu!
[CANCER] Are you tryin' to boil me in here?!
That went wrong.
[NATSU] It's not my fault!
You keep on lookin' at me like that and
I'm gonna give you a taste of my fist!
Hey relax baby. I just wanna cut your hair.
[arguing]
[LUCY] Would you guys please stop fighting each other?!
They don't seem like a good match to me.
I know... But Cana used her powers
to create these teams. They're supposed to work well together
and be perfect for their destinations.
She's usually right on about these kinda things.
[MAX] So this is what teamwork feels like?
Come on! Slow down! My feet are killing me!
[MAX] Maybe you shouldn't have worn high heels
for mountain climbing.
[EVERGREEN] Sorry Max but I am a fairy, after all!
[MAX] What the heck does that mean?
[EVERGREEN] Owie, owie, owie.
[ERZA] Just be quiet and walk.
[EVERGREEN] Please, forgive me queen Erza!
I thought I might get a wee bit of sympathy from my teammates,
but obviously, my pain just annoys you!
You seem to have plenty of energy.
Instead of wasting it on a hissy-fit,
how about you just keep moving?
[EVERGREEN] Well, I never! She just doesn't understand
the concept of being strong and ladylike.
What was that? Say it again.
[EVERGREEN] Oh, nevermind.
Aw, man... This trip sucks big time.
Why'd I have to be on a team with these two harpies?
[sneeze]
[CANA] I guess that means I must be gettin' a lot
of compliments today.
Ya think? Cuz I wouldn't be so sure.
[CANA gasps]
[CANA] Whaddaya mean by that?!
[JACKPOT] Come on! Let's get lucky! Yes!
Looks like we got a lightning bonus!
Oh no, Lucy are you okay?!
Not really. But I suppose it could've
been a whole lot worse.
Want more? You haven't seen how brutal
my Slot magic can get!
Keep up this losing streak and you'll find out!
C'mon, let's play some more...!
I can't wait to see just how rotten your luck can get!
[grunts]
I'm gettin' sick of you!
We have to figure out a plan of attack.
Got any ideas?
Hell yeah, I do; and a great one!
It's my trusty standby.
[BOTH] We kick his butt!
[JACKPOT] Whoa! Another winner! Shaggy Pool!
Now this is what I was born to do, baby!
[CANCER] ♪ Buh-da-da-da-da... ♪ Cancer!
[BOTH] Would ya please stop jokin' around?!
My bad... couldn't help myself.
[laughs]
That sucked...
Teamwork is important, but I'm afraid
that right now...
Every cat for themselves!
Well, In my opinion, there's nothing wrong with
each of us being a little different.
I couldn't agree with you more!
I think fish are yummy... you love to drink Darjeeling Tea...
and Lily likes... Kiwis?
Leave the peel on for a trip to flavor country!
I don't believe they're meant to be eaten that way.
The tartness plus the sweetness make for the
perfect flavor combination! And the texture of the peel!
I can't get enough of them!
Aren't the peels kinda... hairy?
Hold on... Does anybody smell something strange?
[SAMUEL] There's only one choice for me...
Mushrooms sautéed in butter sauce.
[PANTHERLILY] It's Sammy!
[SAMUEL] Greetings, Brother...
And hello to you, Happy and Carla.
[JACKPOT laughs]
[JACKPOT] Silly kids, this game's for grown ups!
[ELFMAN] He's doin' it again!
It's raining. That gives me an idea!
Open... Gate of the Water Bearer!
Aquarius!
[AQUARIUS] You'd better have a good reason for this!
[AQUARIUS] And how many times do I have to tell you not to
pull me outta some mud-- filled hole in the ground?!
Because I really don't like it!
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
But if you're looking to blame someone,
it's that creepy robot-teddy bear's fault!
[AQUARIUS] Why is it every time I'm on a date,
you have some crisis you can't handle?
Jealous much?
[LUCY] Gimme a break.
Well, since I'm here...
Let's get this over with!
Manly attack!
No way, ya meathead! I'm gettin' to him first!
[JACKPOT] Round-and-round we go!
[NATSU screams]
Huh?!
[AQUARIUS screams]
[crash]
Don't those idiots know that the house always wins?
You got in my way.
Nuh-uh, you got in my way.
Will both of you just shut up?!
Now this is just getting embarrassing.
The two of them can't seem to work together at all.
[KATJA] I'm afraid we're getting to the end...
[squeak]
[KATJA] Hey, Nico... How much longer do you think
this tree is going to live?
[squeak]
[MALE PRIEST B] Miss Katja!
What in the world are you doing out here?!
[KATJA] I was just looking at this tree.
[squeak]
[MALE PRIEST B] It's far too dangerous for you
to be outside on your own like this!
Haven't you heard about what's going on?!
[KATJA] Of course I've heard... I know there are not many left.
[MALE PRIEST B] That's true, so...
That's why I came out here.
In the hopes that this tree might remember me...
Just a hope.
[squeak]
[MALE PRIEST B] Miss Katja, I'm sorry to tell you
that Fabrizio was discovered and taken away.
[KATJA] He was? Then it's very likely that I will be next.
If you get too scared, you can always run away... Okay?
[sad squeak]
[GAJEEL] So is it really that bad, bein' partnered up with me?
No, It's not about you, Gajeel.
Cuz if you wanna team up with that naked freak show,
be my guest.
It truly doesn't have anything to do with you...
It's him... My love... My darling Gray.
[JUVIA] I can just picture us... Sitting in a patio café
by the river... The warm sun shining down on us
while we drink tea and talk into the evening hours...
Or maybe we'd talk forever.
[happy sigh]
Hey! Make with the tea already!
And put some iron in it!
If you want tea so badly,
then just go inside and get some!
I'm staying right here where I am, in the sunlight,
cuz I don't wanna get rusty!
So they're just gonna have to bring it to me!
[JUVIA] I'm warning you...
Hmmm?
[JUVIA] Don't you dare get in my way.
What's the big deal?
We're just three friends hangin' out, havin' some tea together.
That's true, but I think three's a crowd...
So just get lost!
I just said I don't wanna get rusty!
So do you understand now?
Who, me? No, of course I don't...
You sound crazy.
[JUVIA] No one understands me.
[BIXLOW] How ya doin', Wendy?
[WENDY] I'm hanging in there!
[BIXLOW] We're getting pretty close...
It's just over this mountain pass.
[WENDY] That's great!
[rolling thunder]
Well that's weird.
A thunderstorm?
I've always heard mountain weather
is unpredictable.
[BIXLOW] What in the--?!
That storm just came outta nowhere!
[ERIGOR] What was the weather was like yesterday...?
I can't remember.
[BIXLOW] It's that guy who calls himself Grim Reaper...
He's like one big, walking black cloud.
[WENDY] He used to be called Erigor.
He was with the dark guild Eisenwald.
Those names mean nothing to me now.
I don't know Erigor... or Eisenwald...
[BIXLOW] C'mon, gimme a break, man.
You have gotta have the world's worst memory.
Maybe...
But I do know what's coming next.
Cloudbursts from above!
[ERIGOR] And tornadoes ripping through the air!
I can create weather patterns that defy the very laws
of nature and destroy pesky little flies like you!
What'd you say?
Don't worry, Bixlow... I can support you.
[BIXLOW] Listen up, ya windbag! We ain't no flies!
We're the Fairy Tail wizards
who are gonna kick your butt!
Powerful gusts... from below!
[WENDY screams]
[ERIGOR] What's the matter? Are you nothing but talk?
[BIXLOW] Dammit!
[WENDY] I can heal you...
There's not enough time!
[magic power charging up]
[BIXLOW] Uh-oh.
Fairy Tail... I don't know it... However...
I do know that dark skies are coming.
A violent thunderstorm!
Raining down from above!
Stand back! I can stop it!
Sky Dragon... Roar!
I don't understand this guy...
It's like he's soulless.
Followed by lightning directly behind you.
Too slow, pal!
Huh?
[BIXLOW] I've already moved their souls
into different dolls!
So now you're gonna get it!
Point-blank Baryon Formation!
No, he got away!
What the heck?! I didn't know that he could fly!
[ERIGOR] Neither did I... Seems I had forgotten.
Can you tell me who you people are again?
Seriously?
Did he actually forget that he was fighting against us?
Sky Dragon... Wing Attack!
[ERIGOR] Are you really foolish enough to use wind magic
against a man who can control the weather?
That's your last mistake!
Wendy, you gotta get out of the way!
[COWS moo]
[ERIGOR] I can create a wind so powerful,
nothing can withstand it!
[BIXLOW screams]
[BIXLOW] It's raining stinky cows!
I'm so sorry... It's my fault that you got hurt!
Are you in there Bixlow?!
[COWS moo]
[PANTHERLILY] The Infinity Clock has been assembled
and taken by the Oración Seis.
Yes, they have it...
So what are your people going to do about it now?
Do you have a plan?
I've made several calculations...
But I'm afraid the situation has suddenly
grown exponentially more complex. Alas...
Even I can't seem to comprehend it.
Now I get it!
You were following us so you could ask us for help!
We're fellow Exceeds after all.
[SAMUEL] Yes, your assumption is correct...
If things get any more out of hand, I fear the situation
could become too much for humans to sufficiently handle.
Oh, so that's what you think now?
Funny, I thought you said Zentopia's teachings were
all that mattered to you.
While I truly treasure our doctrine,
adaptability is paramount to one's survival.
Makes sense to me.
Okay, then go on and tell us what
we can do to help you.
It's not that simple...
The truth is, all you ever seem to think about is fish,
and brother Lily is nothing more than pure, mindless, brawn.
What'd you say?!
You're cruisin' for a bruisin', Sammy!
Tell me, Carla...
You possess the power of clairvoyance...
Have you sensed anything out of the ordinary?
I've had several visions, although none have
been very clear... They're dark and ominous.
Any that were related to the book?
Think carefully.
A few... In fact, they struck me
as some sort of warning.
The clock was never meant to be assembled...
Apparently, the pieces were originally guarded by Zentopia.
And now here we are... facing an incomprehensible task
that we must complete without fail.
So you wanna know the future?
Is that it?
What is most unsettling to me...
Is the possibility that the teachings of Zentopia
are being twisted, and used to commit atrocities.
It looks like we were too late on this one.
We have failed in our mission.
I don't get it... This is wrong...
Why're we being forced to attack churches?
[metallic clanging]
[MARY] It totally doesn't make any sense...
[GUTMAN grunts]
[GUTMAN] We were given this mission by his eminence!
We're not supposed to question him!
Dontcha know that's bad?!
He's telepathic?
Those two are not Oración Seis...
They're with the Legion Platoon!
[MARY cries out]
[GUTMAN] I spy some filthy guild wizards.
[GAJEEL] You work for Zentopia, dontcha?!
Is this in-fighting?
It's awful... Those priests... How could you?!
[GUTMAN] His eminence speaks the word of the archbishop.
His words are sacred! They are holy law!
So if he says we gotta bust up a church, we go bust it up!
Don't forget that we are rewarded whenever
we follow his words...
and we're punished whenever we don't!
[GAJEEL] He's insane.
[MARY yells]
[GUTMAN] You dirty sinner! I'll make you go boom!
No... Stop!
[MARY screams]
[GAJEEL] Whoa! What was that?!
Some kinda explosion? No... It was somethin' else.
Careful Gajeel, he's dangerous!
Speaking of punishment, pal...
It's time for yours!
[GUTMAN] I can tell you two have a lot of magic power inside!
You're gonna be so much fun to play with!
[GAJEEL screams]
[JUVIA screams]
[GUTMAN] What pretty lights! Your ruptures are so cool!
What's the matter with this guy?!
Such strange magic... I've never seen it before.
It's Rupture magic... It's, like, mega powerful.
He can take his target's internal magic power
and expand it until it ruptures. We don't stand a chance.
[GUTMAN] Now everybody's gonna go boom-boom!
Juvia! We gotta keep fighting!
There's no way I'm gonna give up!
[GUTMAN] Isn't this fun?! I'm glad you still have
so much power left 'cause I can keep playin' with you...
'til it's all gone.
[GUTMAN] Oh sorry, did that hurt...?
Well, there's a whole lot more where that came from.
I just don't understand... Why would
the archbishop set this monster free to attack churches?
It's, like, so wrong... It goes against
Zentopia's teachings.
[GILDARTS] Hello?! Is anybody in there?
[NUN A] Outsiders are strictly forbidden
from coming inside.
C'mon, you don't have to be like that...
Dontcha wanna be friends?
Hey!
That was way too direct.
Flirting is a lot like throwing a pitch,
you wanna go fast and direct.
Well, It looks like you struck out to me.
Alright... I guess we got no other choice.
Laki... I need you now.
Listen to me...
No, you listen to me, try anything funny
and Cana's getting an earful!
Some of it will be true, but for most of it,
I'm just gonna make stuff up.
Calm down... I think that you've got
the wrong idea.
[GILDARTS] Take a good look at the monastery...
[GILDARTS] I gotta say, your magic sure comes in handy.
[LAKI] Hey!
Don't try to cop a feel while we're sneaking around like this!
[punch]
[GILDARTS] Ow...! Aw man, that hurt!
[fart]
[gasps]
Sorry that just slipped out.
[MONKS AND NUNS] Outsiders... Outsiders...
Outsiders...
[LAKI] They've spotted us...
And we were doing so good there for a while.
This is totally all your fault, you know.
Outsiders... Outsiders... Outsiders... Outsiders...
Something's strange.
The little hairs on the back of my neck
are doing hand-stands!
There's an easier way to say these guys
creep you out.
[LAKI] Wood Make: The Heart Feels Distant!
[GILDARTS] All of you better back off! Right now!
Oh no! Beating up monks and nuns
has gotta be rotten karma!
[MONKS AND NUNS] Outsiders... Outsiders...
Outsiders... Outsiders...
[LAKI] This is so bizarre... What's wrong with them?!
[GILDARTS] I dunno but they're gettin' on my last nerve.
[LAKI] Get away from us!
Outsiders... Outsiders... Outsiders... Outsiders...
You guys just invaded my personal space!
How could you just kill them like that?!
I didn't kill 'em, look closer...
They're not even living creatures.
They're like bricks... Pieces of earth and wood
to build some kind of puppets.
I've never heard of a magic that can do that.
I don't trust this Zentopia...
Gotta wonder what they're hiding.
That bunch. They've got secrets.
Some very dark secrets.
I think we've stumbled onto something
far more sinister than even the master suspected.
Sure did... But ol' Macao was right on the money
sending us to bust up this party.
[MONKS AND NUNS] Outsiders... Outsiders...
We got a lot to do! So let's get to work!
♪
[HAPPY] Is it just me, or does the Oración Seis seem
a heck of a lot stronger than they were last time?
[NATSU] Who knows? Maybe it's just because
they think they're gonna win.
[HAPPY] Yeah, but that's what we think, too!
We can't both be right! Somebody's gotta lose!
[NATSU] Right! So let's go kick their butts
and put a stop to their quest for world abomination!
[HAPPY] Thank goodness it's not a vocabulary contest.
[HAPPY and NATSU] Next time: Anti-Link!
[NATSU] Well it's not, so we're definitely winning!
[HAPPY] See? That's exactly what I'm talking about!
Both sides think they're gonna win!
[NATSU] What's wrong with that? Somebody's gotta be right!