[ALZACK] Oh, here you are.
Hey, hon...
So what book is she readin' today?
"Key of the Starry Heavens".
Yeah... She was telling me she wanted
to help the guild... so I let her borrow it
from the cathedral's library.
Momma?
[ASCA] Is that really how the book is s'posed to end?
[BISCA] Yeah, that's it.
[ALZACK] Is there something wrong?
♪
[KINANA] Master... What's wrong?
You seem a little down.
Nothin'. Just thinkin', that's all.
Yeah right, you're worried about Romeo- admit it!
Alright, I am!
But I'm his dad-- what do you expect?!
There's no need to worry, man.
The kid's got Natsu with him.
Yeah that's what scares me. I mean...
I don't want my boy ending up like him.
[nervous laugh]
[NATSU] Check it out, Romeo! He's tryin' to act all high
and mighty while sittin' on an octopus!
[giggles]
I wouldn't laugh...
He held his own against Gildarts, remember?
[NATSU] Yeah, yeah, he's powerful. Who cares?!
He's ridin' a giant freakin' octopus!
[laughs]
[HAPPY] Natsu's turned into a jerk of a role model.
That makes me worry about Romeo's future!
[NATSU] Wait, that means if I beat this guy...
Then it's kinda like I'm beatin' Gildarts, too!
I'll destroy you.
[HAPPY] The Course of the Holy War!
[NATSU] Aw man, that is some dangerous ink!
[HAPPY] Be careful, Natsu!
[MICHELLE] Ooh I want squid ink risotto...
[LUCY] Let's save the cravings for later!
[NATSU] Get back I got an idea! Fire Dragon Iron Fist!
What now...? I dunno... what I should do...
[LUCY] Coco!
[OCTOPUS growls]
[LUCY] Look out!
Ow. Are you all right?
I think that'd be seven points.
[gasps] Is Dan okay?!
Yeah... See?
[NATSU] Hey, Octo-punk! Are you so stupid
that you don't even know who's on your side?!
[LUCY] Seriously! Coco and Dan are supposed to be your allies!
I realize that but, as proud members
of the Legion Platoon, they are prepared to sacrifice
their very lives to win this holy war.
"Holy war" my butt! You don't have any right
to speak for her; she's not your slave!
She doesn't belong to you, or Zentopia,
or anyone else! She can make her own decisions!
[BYRO] You're in no position to chastise my actions.
You fail to grasp the severity of the situation.
There are many more lives at stake in this war
than you realize.
[MARY] It's like, resonating. I better take off with it
before things get crazy.
[ELFMAN] No, I won't let you! Come fight me like a man!
No thanks... but I'll watch some
brother-sister rivalry.
That's not what it's called, genius.
[MARY] 'Scuse me?
A rivalry between brothers and sisters
is actually referred to as a "sibling rivalry".
[ALL] Oooh!
Wait!
I'm not gonna let you, like, distract me.
I'm takin' that freakin' clock piece right now!
Tell me, why are you doing this?
Why? I have, like, no idea, lady.
All I know is that everything's gonna work out as long as we
do what the archbishop says!
Huh?
If you're only doing what you're told...
...then you're nothing more than a puppet!
[MARY] Ya don't say.
Well, then... In that case I'll totally
make you a puppet, too!
[desperate, demonic scream]
[ELFMAN] What's she doing to you?!
[LISANNA] Mira!
[MARY] Conducting Art: Second Movement!
I'm not supposed to use this technique
but I'll totes make an exception for you!
[pained scream]
[LISANNA] Something's coming out of her body!
[ELFMAN] It's her Satan Soul!
Mira, no!
What'll we do?!
[laughs]
Let's see how far you can take this "sibling rivalry"!
[demonic breathing]
[LISANNA] No, not us!
[ELFMAN growls]
[ELFMAN] Beast Soul!
[MARY] This is so freakin' awesome!
Oh no?! How're we gonna get out of this?!
[MARY] This is, like, the greatest thing ever!
Anyone who dares to defy the archbishop is totes bad!
And all bad people have, like, gotta be punished!
[DROY] That fight between you and Sammy
was somethin' else, Lily!
[JET] Yeah, I've never seen two Exceeds go at it before.
It was nuts.
There's so few of you guys around,
it's a shame you can't all be friends.
[PANTHERLILY] He's a rather impertinent fellow, I'm afraid.
While we're on the subject...
Yeah, what's the big deal?
Why has Sammy been following us?
Because he's a stubborn fool.
I am not a fool and I am not following you...
I am merely observing you.
Just so we're clear, you're not getting'
your hands on this clock face!
The truth is, according to my calculations,
it makes no difference whether or not I'm the one
who retrieves it.
[PANTHERLILY] What's that supposed to mean?!
I can't say with utter certainty but...
"Brother"... May I have a moment?
[ERZA] Oh, look...! There's a table up ahead
that's practically begging us to take a break!
[WENDY] Sounds good to me!
Wanna go ahead and have lunch while we're stopped?
[CANA] Yeah, that's fine with me, I guess...
But why're we wearing these ridiculous
Butt Jiggle Gang uniforms?!
More importantly, why do we happen to have
one in my size?!
"Preparation is salvation!"
[CARLA] What in the world could we possibly be preparing for?!
I think this might help you overcome the trauma
you've experienced, Carla.
[WENDY] I dunno how this'll help but it is kinda fun!
[CANA] I'm a little disturbed that you guys
are so into this...
Listen up! If we're going to make
a second attempt at the first picnic of our lives...
then both our minds and our bodies need to be as one!
Yeah whatever you say...
I'm scared to have another picnic!
I don't blame you after what happened on our
last attempt. Things didn't really work out in our favor.
Now... let's dig in, ladies!
[BOSS] Don't even think about it, hussy!
Get lost! This place is our picnic spot!
Hey anyone want some mayo?
[surprised gasps]
Kay, Lackey A and Lackey B!
Let's teach these twerps a lesson and smother 'em
with our jiggly jumblies!
[BOTH] We're ready to rumble, Boss!
[BOSS] Your itty bitty titty committee...
[LACKEY B] ...Can't handle our boobiferous brawn!
[BOSS] Y'know, your bazongas would be bigger
if you'd quit dieting the fat away!
[LACKEYS] Yeah, just look at us!
Our mantra is, "You gonna eat that?"
[BOSS] We know a thing or two about fun bags 'cause...
[ALL] We're the Jugs Jiggle Gang!
No way! They've got bigger boobs
than me and they're men?!
[shocked gasps]
[BOSS] You can't just barge into our territory;
there are rules, y'know!
[LACKEY A] Rule number one: is skinny girls can't picnic here!
[LACKEY B] But I'd be happy to share my mayo with you!
[CANA] Look out you guys, I think Erza's about to explode...
[ERZA] I even put another flower in my hair!
[BOSS] You broke the rules so give up the food!
[LACKEY A] There's too many veggies!
Where's the meat and cheese?!
[LACKEY B] Hey, anyone want mayo?
[CARLA] Don't blame us for what's about to happen.
How dare you do this to me? I'm going to make
you pay for ruining our second attempt at my first picnic!
Huh?
I said I'd share my mayo with you!
Prepare yourselves! Come forth...
Spectral Sword: Crimson Blossom!
You three are about to learn
a very important lesson. Just because you're bigger
than someone doesn't mean they can't destroy you!
[LACKEY B] No! I'll give you my mayo!
[JUGS JIGGLE GANG yell and groan]
Can't say I didn't try to warn them...
[MIRAJANE] Elfman...? Lisanna?
[gasps]
[LISANNA cries out]
Let me go! [gasping]
Lisanna!
[MARY laughs]
[MARY] That was fun...! But I don't wanna play
with you guys anymore... I'll like totally put you
out of your misery before I go, though.
Tell me... do you enjoy it?
Hurting others like this?
[smirks]
Honestly, I do 'cause it proves I'm not
the helpless loser I used to be.
[MIRAJANE] Huh?
[MARY] Now that I'm powerful, the only thing I gotta worry
about is wiping out anyone who opposes the archbishop.
It's a shame you're defying Zentopia
'cause it's like, a major sin... and all sinners must die!
Just try it!
Whatcha gonna do? You're helpless now that
my Sacred Baton has control of your powers.
This is the end of the line! Bye-bye Fairy Tail wizard!
[MARY] Who knew she was so strong?
I think I might've overdone it a little bit.
[gasps]
Uh-oh. We've got trouble now.
Calm down, Mira! Don't let it take over!
Stay in control!
No way, that's impossible!
No one told me she has another Satan Soul!
You'd think they would've, like, warned me!
I don't understand, what's happened to her?!
This is bad... We've gotta get outta here
while we can.
[ELFMAN] That form is different from a Satan Soul.
The reason you've never seen it before is because our master
forbade her from using it.
It's known as... the Demon God Halphas!
[NATSU screams]
Your tentacles are so heavy!
[NATSU cries]
[NATSU] No! Don't shoot, Octo-scum!
You're lucky I got here when I did
or your loud-mouth friend would be a goner!
I knew I could count on you!
Hey, what in the heck do you think you're doing?!
You summoned me from a puddle?!
Sorry! But that's all I could find!
Thank you, Lucy and... uh... Aquarium?
[AQUARIUS] It's Aquarius!
[HAPPY] Cool! It's like Natsu fishing!
I'm willing to let you off the hook for
the puddle thing if you'll do me a little favor...
Would you please hurry up and figure out how to summon two
Celestial Spirits at once?! I might be nicer to you
if I had my man Scorpio's around... Well...?!
Whoa... I thought she was called here
to help Lucy, not threaten to hurt her.
[NATSU] Hey Romeo...! ya think ya can get his mouth open?
[ROMEO] Yeah, just leave it to me! Purple Net!
[NATSU] Alright!
Fire Dragon...
It looks like he's gonna blast fire
down the octopus' mouth!
But isn't that kinda cruel?!
Oh I bet it's going to taste
delicious freshly-grilled!
Well, She doesn't seem to think so.
How terribly naïve... Kanaloa is a veteran warrior
just like me.
[BYRO] Such childish tactics aren't going to work.
He's got Natsu!
We've gotta save him!
[LUCY] Oh no, he's getting sick!
[BYRO] It would appear that victory is ours...
Let's go, Kanaloa. We have what we need.
[LUCY] Hold it right there!
My father left that clock hand to me which makes it mine!
It's the only thing I have to remember him by!
You don't have any right to take it!
What's so important about these clock pieces
that you would go to such lengths to steal them?
[BYRO] We are not stealing them...
We are taking them into our care.
[LUCY] What's that supposed to mean?
We're gathering these pieces because they belong
to the Infinity Clock.
The Archbishop of Zentopia has demanded that
we retrieve them... We're simply following his orders.
The Infinity Clock...?
What could the Archbishop possibly want
with such a thing?
[ARCHBISHOP's voice] "Time ticks forward...
on toward inevitable chaos."
[ARCHBISHOP] I don't suppose you have any idea
what that means, Byro?
[BYRO] That's the phrase you hear in your dreams,
is it not? Forgive me my lord,
but I haven't the slightest.
[ARCHBISHOP] Once every one hundred years,
the Infinity Clock releases the magic power
it has accumulated and becomes active...
It is said that if all six of the scattered clock pieces
are gathered together when it is activated...
[BYRO] What will happen?
[ARCHBISHOP] Then the clock will begin to tick...
and it will usher in the end of the world.
[BYRO] That cannot be...
[ARCHBISHOP] According to the cardinals, a wizard guild is
looking to gather the pieces of the Infinity Clock.
We are the only ones who can stop them.
In other words...
We now have a purpose given to us
by a higher power.
Byro... Prepare yourself for a holy war.
[LUCY] If all the clock pieces are gathered together...
...then the world will come to an end.
So that's the "inevitable chaos".
Yeah... Sounds like it.
Things just got way more serious around here!
I cannot give this back to you.
A meager wizard guild doesn't have the power to protect
the world from destruction.
He's got a point. If we make one mistake
it could spell disaster!
Then maybe... we should just let him
take it after all.
No way!
That story sounds like a bunch of baloney,
if you ask me!
[BYRO] What?
[NATSU] If gatherin' the clock parts is gonna
make somethin' bad happen, then I gotta wonder what you
and your buddies are up to!
Natsu's right, the answer is to not gather them!
Besides, do we really want Zentopia holding the fate
of the world in their hands?
Yeah, you don't know what to do with 'em
any more than we do! Who says that you guys
won't make a dangerous mistake?!
Oh no! We're all gonna die!
I can assure you our teachings are not mistaken.
How dare you even question the archbishop?!
He is infallible!
[MICHELLE] That's not true. Nobody is perfect;
we all make mistakes. That's why we can't find
world peace. I thought everyone knew that.
[NATSU] I don't buy it! You're tryin' to play the hero
but I can tell you're up to somethin'!
You can't fool me, man...
Someone's a jerk; either you or that "Archbishop"
you keep talkin' about.
He might think he's calling the shots right now but...
[BYRO] Such blasphemy! Kanaloa!
Don't get sick!
Funny how fast he can go from kick butt to butt face.
[WAKABA] What's the matter, Kinana?!
[KINANA trembles]
Are you feeling all right?
[KINANA] It's close... So very close...
[KINANA] I sense it... The end... is within our grasp...
I can hear it now... I hear--!
There's no need to panic.
It's just another of her fits.
Hey Wakaba... Know where Makarov is?
In the East Forest, gettin' healed up.
Man, I hope he gets back soon...
I could really use his help about now.
Run faster, Lisanna!
[LISANNA] That's kinda hard to do when you're carrying me!
This is no fair; she's totally cheating!
I had no idea she was, like, an actual demon!
How'm I supposed to fight her?!
She's so sinful and wicked!
[MIRAJANE] To be honest with you...
I like Zentopia's teachings...
Acknowledging and baring the malevolence
within you... Devoting every ounce of your love to others...
However...
I've lost all respect for them now that I know
they embrace people like you. Such a shame.
That's it! I've had enough of you!
[MARY] I'm sorry, Archbishop!
I know that I'm committing a sin.
Forgive me! I'm doing it all for you!
[ELFMAN] What the heck is happening?!
[LISANNA] Look! Inside the blast!
[MARY, demonically] Merging with someone you control...
Conducting Art, Third Movement!
Using this forbidden technique I will defeat you,
with your own power!
[demonic scream]
[MIRAJANE] So this...
...is what you call a sin?!
[ELFMAN] They're moving so fast I can barely see 'em!
[LISANNA] Wow... Mira's... kinda... scary...
[MARY] Begone!
No way!
That attack didn't even scratch her!
As far as I'm concerned,
you've committed a greater sin.
You've had your fun. Now...
you'll pay for taking my power,
and using it against me.
But most of all, you'll pay for hurting
my brother and sister!
[MARY groans]
[MIRAJANE] You used my magic to threaten my loved ones!
That's unforgiveable!
[MARY] Stay away...!
Here it comes!
Just thinkin' about it makes me wanna pass out!
What's Mira gonna do to her?!
[MARY] Please... don't...!
Bad!
[confused whimpers]
[MIRAJANE] Bad!
It's so terrifying... This one time...
she was so desperate to catch her enemy and discipline 'em
that she wiped out an entire town.
Well, no wonder Master forbade her from using it.
[BYRO] I have thoroughly explained the purpose
of this holy war... Yet you still insist on opposing us.
[LUCY] Honestly, I don't know if I believe all that stuff
you said about the end of the world.
I just care about keeping my dad's memento safe!
So that's why we're takin' that hand,
and the other clock pieces!
We're gonna do our best to gather them all!
Enough of your sinful drivel.
[LUCY] Run, Michelle! Hurry!
[MICHELLE] Okay!
Alright, Open, Gate of the Golden Bull Taurus!
[TAURUS] Fierce... Mooove!
And here's another one!
[TAURUS] Look at you with that tentacle!
This is my wildest fantasy come truuuue!
Geez, would you quit bein' a perv
and help me out here?!
Such indecent behavior.
I'm free!
[HAPPY] It's about time!
It's time to show this jerk he can't mess with us!!
[ALL THREE] Aye, aye, sir! Let's do this!
--[ROMEO] Purple Wire! --[LUCY] Fleuve d'étoiles!
[BYRO] No!
[ROMEO] Now, Natsu!
[LUCY] This is your chance!
[NATSU] Here goes!
[HAPPY] Max Speed!
[NATSU] Plus... Fire Dragon... Sword Horn!
[LUCY] I can't hold on much longer-
By working together to restrain Kanaloa,
they can now focus on me. Quite an impressive attack.
Apparently there's more to these Fairy Tail wizards
than we'd originally thought.
I'm losin' my patience...
You'd better give Lucy that clock hand or I'm gonna hurt ya.
I'm afraid I can't do that.
As we speak, members of your guild are collecting
the scattered clock pieces and are most likely
bringing them here.
I'm prepared to do whatever it takes to stop you
from gathering them.
Well, I'm prepared to beat your face in!
[PANTHERLILY] So what did you want to talk to me about?
I consider myself a proud member
of the Legion Platoon.
However, I have not forgotten my roots.
I cannot deny that I am an Exceed.
I've come to realize that our sense of time
is vastly different than that of the humans.
Surely even a muscle-brained goon like you has noticed that.
Are you trying to pick a fight with me?!
Please, just hear me out...
Something has bothered me since I deciphered that book.
It may sound odd... but, as someone who shares
my sense of time, you will likely understand.
I noticed something inside of it
that I feel the need to share with you.
Inside what book?
You mean "Key of the Starry Heavens"?
Nu-uh! I don't like this book at all!
[ALZACK and BISCA] Huh?
[ASCA] It's got a weird story... and it's scary.
[gasps]
What are you doing, Archbishop?!
You shouldn't be up, sir!
[ARCHBISHOP, excitedly] It's close... So very close...
"Time ticks forward...
on toward inevitable chaos... "
It won't be long before the end is upon us...
So very close...
[laughs]
[PANTHERLILY] Let me get this straight...
there's still something hidden in the book?
[SAMUEL] Don't think that by sharing this with you
I am denouncing Zentopia. I will fulfill my duty
as a member of the Legion Platoon.
However, just as in Edolas, no one knows what course
this holy war in the human world will take.
♪
[HAPPY] Wait a minute, that's not fair!
Nullifying magic is totally cheating!
[NATSU] Chill out! We don't even need magic to beat this guy!
[HAPPY] He seems to be beating you pretty bad...
In fact, you've been completely helpless
against him in this fight!
[NATSU] Don't be stupid! Everyone knows a real hero
doesn't save the day until things are at their worst!
[HAPPY] Uh-huh, sure. Whatever you say "hero".
[HAPPY and NATSU] Next time: Time Begins to Tick!
[HAPPY] I think you're more of an underdog than a hero.
[NATSU] Hey, now! I'm obviously a classic hero!
[HAPPY] I dunno. You'd have to be a lot more
sophisticated to pull off "classic".