[NATSU] Previously, on Fairy Tail!
[LUCY] Early into our journey to gather the pieces
of a mysterious clock...
we stumbled upon a massive tomb underneath the desert.
And of course, given our horrible luck,
it's filled with booby traps!
♪
Aw man, not this clown!
How did you guys even find out about this place?
Thanks to the "Key of the Starry Heavens".
Samuel told me the whole story from memory.
[DAN] And guess what? It says there's a piece
of the clock right here.
It looks to me like you sorry losers haven't been able
to find it yet, either.
[DAN] Hmm?
Could that really be my lovely little Lulu pumpkin
over there?
Don't you ever call me that again!
I guess she's kinda pumpkiny.
That is quite a bit more embarrassing than
the names from the last time.
Our paths were meant to cross again...
Unavoidable destiny.
I can practically feel the thread of fate
pulling us together!
How about you take that thread and wrap it
around your neck instead!
[DAN] L...!
O...!
V...!
E!
[NATSU] Well, I'd love to get payback for last time...!
Fire Dragon... Roar!
I can't waste my time screwin' around like this...
Because... love beckons me with its sweet song!
Oh yeah!
Somebody help me! My butt's on fire!
My butt's on fire!!!
[MICHELLE] I'll spank it out for you!
Natsu, you need to be more careful!
That shield is a real big pain in the butt,
am I right?
[ROMEO] We gotta get outta here!
[HAPPY] Footprints of the Myth!
[ROMEO] They're not coming after us...
[MICHELLE] Oh, I hope we were able to lose them!
[NATSU] Exactly like I planned!
[HAPPY] You're such a liar!
[LUCY] Let's just find what we came here for!
Slooow down...! My Lovely Lulu pumpkin.
First you and I need to water our garden of love!
That has got to be the craziest thing I've ever
heard in my life!
[COCO] Hold on! First, you and I need to find that clock piece.
Have you already forgotten that we were
sent here on an important mission?
Did I forget my mission? No way!
I remembered my sweet love!
That's kinda my point.
[DAN] L...!
O...!
V...!
E!
Would you stop?!
No my gorgeous, delicate skin...
Your bottom's on fire again!
Whoops, I'm sorry about that, Lucy!
You dare stand in the way of our love...?
For that I'll slice you up like a tuna and serve you raw!
Sounds like a good way to go to me!
[DAN] Now I'm gonna give you another taste of my magic spear!
Open wide 'cause here it comes!
[MICHELLE] You can't let it hit you, Natsu!
Listen to her, if that thing gets you again,
you're gonna go right back to shrimpy mode!
Yeah, well duh...!
And that means you're gonna step on me like last time!
[DAN] Good luck dodging this...!
[MICHELLE] Lucy!
[high-pitched] Hey... Wait...!
No...! No...! NO...! This isn't happening to me!
Oh crap, I missed! I'm so sorry my love!
I never meant for this to happen to you!
I've gone and shrunk the love of my life!
How could I...?!
There's no way you'll want me as your boyfriend now!
You're right, but turn me back anyway!
Why, of course, my dear.
Hey, what's the hold up?
I kinda like this cute little version of you.
Huh?!
You were smokin' hot as a normal sized girl,
but now you're like the cutest thing I've ever seen!
I wanna carry you with me everywhere I go.
That is not happening!
I'm just gonna keep you like this
for a little while okay? I got a special place
at home for you...
Then I can look at you anytime I want!
I'm not some kind of action figure, ya weirdo!
I'll hang you right here and we'll always be together!
Whoa...!
He turned Lucy into some kinda good luck charm!
Well, she is a whole lot cuter like this!
Oh gosh, I want a little Lucy, too!
Would you stop being ridiculous and help me out here?
[DAN] Now that my tiny beloved is by my side,
I have the heart of a lion! I fear no man!
And thanks to her my aim is true!
[COCO] Cut it out, Dan! You can fight him later!
We need to find the clock piece first!
Can't you see that I'm busy right now?
Go on! I'm sure you can find it!
I can't because Samuel gave you all the details
about how to find it!
I don't even know where to start looking!
What do we do? The whole reason we came here
was to look for one of those missing clock thingies, too!
But there's no way we can leave Lucy behind
when she's so tiny and helpless!
[LUCY] I'm gonna hurl unless someone can make this stop...!
Hey wait!
Open! Gate of the Archer!
Sagittarius!
How the diddley do do you do, my lady?
Great googly moogly, I've been turned
teensy weensy!
Pardon me!
All of my Spirits were shrunk down, too?
What kinda crazy sense does that make?!
Although I may be no bigger than a doormouse,
I was still summoned to my lady's side in her time
of great and dire need!
Therefore, I'll defend her with all my might!
Whoa! Luck is on my side today!
I've had this annoying little fish bone stuck in my teeth
since lunch and it's been driving me up the freakin' wall!
My mighty arrows have been reduced
to toothpicks?
Never before in my life have I experienced
such heart-breaking shame!
Thanks for your help, 'lil horse-man!
To return your kindness I'll make this quick!
That's not necessary!
I can leave on my own accord...
Get outta the way, horsie!
Oh, my body!
Oh no! I did it again!
I think you're probably better off goin' back home.
My complete and utter failure here
has me saying toodle-loo, my good lady!
That may have actually made things worse.
I know!
Huh?
Normally, I'd never dream of rushing
anybody into this, but if you and Lucy
are meant to be together, why don't you go ahead
and get married right here?
Have you gone completely insane?!
[MICHELLE] This place is historic, sacred,
and romantic in its own unique way...!
This could be the perfect place!
[DAN] No, this is the absolute most perfect place!
[LUCY] You know this is some musty, old tomb, right?
This is going to be the biggest day of your life
so we had better start planning!
I'll do whatever it takes to make it special!
[MICHELLE] First off, we need to get the invitations
sorted out...
Some folks from your side, some folks from her side...
Let's try to keep it intimate... Maybe fifty guests?
[DAN] Yeah, A classy, intimate ceremony is the only way to go!
[MICHELLE] And then you'll travel around the world
on your honeymoon!
[DAN] A romance at sea!
[MICHELLE] Stories of your undying love will inspire
future star-gazers to name a constellation in your honor...!
"The Legendary Lovers" will dominate the night sky!
This is amazing!
The sun is rising on our glorious new life together!
Do I even have a say here?
[DAN] L...!
O...!
V...!
E!
I can't take any more of this lovey-dovey crap!
Are we gonna duke it out or what?!
Now there's a stench that'll ruin the mood.
Pee-yew!
Romeo, are you causing that smell?
Yeah, I am.
Sorry.
but it's the only thing I could think of trying that might help.
My god!
It smells like hot sewage in here!
This cloud of concentrated yuckiness
is setting my nostrils on fire!
No!
Our thread of fate has been broken!
I got ya!
[LUCY] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Not again!
Why does this keep happening to me today?!
Hop on, Lucy! I'll help you!
Hey! Give me back my beautiful bride, cat!
Thanks! You're a real life-saver!
Now, it's time to get the heck outta here!
Aye, Sir!
All I have to do is turn you back to normal size
and you'll fall to the ground like a sexy sack of potatoes!
I'm back!
[MICHELLE] Whaaaa?! [ROMEO] Whaaaa?!
[LUCY screams]
Uh-oh...
I guess my hand must have slipped a little bit.
Wow! Happy is a giant!
You suck at that, ya know!
Yeah, he's right!
You should really learn how to use that thing
before ya go whippin' it out, ya moron!
I'm way too big, you guys! I can't get out!
No! Please! Happy! Stop!
Sorry! I didn't mean to squish you again.
I'm starting to think that you might
be doing this on purpose, buddy.
Are you sure there's not an easier way
to get where we're going?
Hate to break it to ya but according
to the map we're following, this is the only way!
If we were traveling on flat ground,
I could get there in no time... But all this climbing is
a huge pain in the butt!
Hey Lily, why don't you do your teammates a favor
and fly us to the top of this stupid thing?!
If I do that, we run the risk of missing any
important clues we might find along the way.
We simply can't afford to take the easy way out!
Either stop with all your whinin'
or get left behind!
As soon as we're there, I'm gonna kill him.
[ERZA] Hmm... It would appear we took a wrong turn somewhere.
It feels as if we've been wandering around
aimlessly all day, if ya ask me.
Don't you have the directions to get there?
I have a map but the details are extremely vague.
I'm afraid that we're just going to have to rely
on these road signs to show us the way.
[CARLA] That's all well and good, but can anybody tell me
which direction this sign is actually pointing?
Now that you mention it, it is a bit confusing.
Yes, to say the least...
You don't suppose that this could be somebody's
sick idea of a prank?
[CANA] That'd be a really crappy thing to do...
Besides, isn't it a crime to change the direction of a sign?
One wrong turn could put somebody in real danger.
We should at least be getting closer...
Let's proceed with caution while checking the map as well.
Is it really just a random prank?
Or could it be someone deliberately trying
to steer us off course?
[HAPPY screams]
Stop flying around, Happy!
If I get back on the ground, I'm afraid
I'm gonna squish somebody!
I know these are ruins, but they're part of
Fiore's history! We can't afford to ruin them any further!
I'm more afraid of these rocks ruining my skull!
[DAN] Alright, you overgrown flea-bag!
[HAPPY screams]
Quit freakin' out, you're normal.
Everyone's finally back to regular size!
We gotta find that missing clock piece.
I hated bein' a monster!
[ROMEO] But how are we gonna find the stupid thing
if we don't even know where to start looking?
Don't worry...
I brought the book along with me to help us figure out
some more clues.
I have no doubt it'll point us in the right direction at least.
[COCO] If we get our hands on that book,
we could find the piece in no time!
So hand it over, blondie!
Get back!
Hey now!
[LUCY] This is our chance!
You can't run from us!
[NATSU] Good, cause I ain't runnin'! I'm stayin' right here!
'Cause I still owe you a serious butt kickin'!
Thanks for holding him off, Natsu!
Just try not to let him step on you again!
The only one who ever stepped on me was you!
[COCO] Get back here!
If you stand in my way be prepared to pay
the ultimate price!
I'm ready to settle the score once and for all!
I've got you now!
No you don't!
So where's the piece?! Have you
figured it out yet?!
I'm still looking. Uhhh...
[bonk] [LUCY screams]
[rumbling]
[COCO] Aw man! I guess I ran out of magic power...
[LUCY] Hold this!
[LUCY] Grab my hand!
I can't accept an enemy's mercy!
Would you quit being so darn stubborn?!
[gasps]
[relieved sigh]
[BOTH moan and groan]
[MICHELLE] Oh no, Lucy! Are you okay?!
I'm still alive, at least!
[ROMEO] Hang on! We're coming down to help you!
[LUCY] No, don't worry about me...!
You guys just hurry up and find that clock piece!
We'll meet up eventually, I'm sure!
[MICHELLE] Oh, I'm worried about her...
I mean, she's stuck down there with that horrible little girl.
[HAPPY] Well, she does have her Celestial Spirits with her too,
so she'll probably be fine.
Yeah. Let's go. We can't help her from up here anyway.
[MICHELLE] We'll find it Lucy! But please be careful!
[LUCY] Yeah, you too!
Owie...
Hey... are you hurt?
You get away from me! In case you didn't notice,
your so-called "help" is how we got stuck down here
in the first place!
You better watch your mouth little girl,
unless you wanna end up someplace a whole lot worse!
I can't think of any place worse than being trapped
down here with you!
What is with the attitude? Ya know,
I once met someone who looks and sounds a lot like you;
except she wasn't such a brat!
[COCO] Wow... What a great story.
Obviously that wasn't me, so get over it!
So... what exactly is the Legion Platoon's
goal here anyway? Why're you trying to collect
all the clock pieces?
What's with all this "holy war" and "chaos" stuff?!
Well, I got a question for you!
If you don't know what we're doing,
then why are you and your friends trying to stop us?
We're trying to figure everything out, that's all...
Why? Is there something else we should be doing?
Yeah, how about leaving us alone?!
You guys are nothin' but a bunch of crappy wizards.
You might as well give up while you still can.
[LUCY] Isn't she a ray of sunshine?
We need to be careful... There's probably a lot more
of those booby traps everywhere.
I know, genius! The builders put them here
to stop grave robbers like you and your buddies.
You're here for the exact same reason as we are!
[COCO] Look out!
Thanks... You saved my life!
There's need to thank me. You tried to save me earlier,
I'm returning the favor by actually saving you.
Are you seriously this unfriendly all of the time?
It's weird because you're so much like the other
Coco I know... Except she's a million times nicer.
That so? Well then, how am I like this other girl?
[LUCY] Besides your personality,
you two are practically identical.
[COCO] What?
Like I was saying earlier, she looks and sounds
exactly like you, and we actually started out
as enemies, too. But by the end, she'd become one of
my closest friends.
That sounds nothing like me.
Because I would never be friends with a stupid
wannabe wizard like you!
You don't have to get so personal;
we're just worried putting the clock together is gonna cause
major some problems.
We're trying to stop a worldwide disaster from happening.
You know, the whole "inevitable chaos" thing?
Do you guys honestly think we want
to destroy the world?
We really don't know what you want.
Personally, I'm just hoping to try and understand
what in the heck my dad was tryin' to tell me.
Yeah, your dad...
You're the daughter of Jude Heartfilia, aren't you?
He was one of the richest businessmen in the country.
[LUCY] I may be his daughter, but I can't say that we ever
saw eye-to-eye on much.
And this is no exception; I mean, why would anybody go
to all the trouble to hide pieces of a clock
in all these weird, hard to find places?
I can't help thinking there had to be an easier way
to go about it.
That may be the one thing we agree on.
[amused sigh]
You wanna tell me what's so funny?!
Nothing! Well, I was actually just thinking
that you're kind of silly, that's all.
Hey, I don't appreciate you saying that about me.
Sorry, I didn't mean it as an insult... Hold on.
It's a dead-end.
You think maybe we should turn around and go back?
Geez... You don't know anything, do ya?
Places like this always have secret hidden exits.
[LUCY] No! Don't touch that!
[rumbling]
[crash]
Coco!
Oh my gosh! Are you okay?!
[HAPPY] Lucy!
Thank goodness you're alive! I was so worried!
Hey!
Come over here and we can pull you up!
I probably would've just left her there if I were you.
Yeah, but that just didn't feel right to me.
According to the information Lucy gave us...
we should be sitting on top of one of the clock pieces
right about now.
Hmmm...
If that's the case,
how come nobody's seen it yet?
[groans and panting]
I was afraid we'd never get up that cliff.
The air's so thin up here.
Not to mention super cold.
You creampuffs better get over it. Now c'mon...
Move your butts.
Will you let us catch our breath for a minute?
I don't even think I can move right now.
I gotta eat somethin'.
Oh no, I think we climbed the wrong mountain!
The clock piece is on that mountain over there!
Looks like we've got more climbing to do!
[ALL] Say what??!!
[chuckles] I'm just kidding but those looks are priceless.
[smirks]
Huh?
[PANTHERLILY] I was trying to lighten the mood with
a little humor, but I guess it backfired. Learn to take a joke.
[GAJEEL] I'm still not seein' any clock pieces.
Which means... the stupid thing's probably
buried up here somewhere, I'll bet.
So what do we do now?
We're here! We've finally found it!
The Library of Sorcery holds countless texts
on almost every type of magic that's ever been practiced.
It's quite impressive.
[CANA] Yeah, no joke. The place is freakin' humongous.
[WENDY] But it doesn't look like anybody's
been here in a long time.
That's a real tragedy.
All that knowledge just waiting to be learned.
[gasps]
[CANA] You're tellin' me all these books are about magic?!
What a wonderful sight to behold, don't you think?
Yeah, We should come back here sometime
and bring Levy.
My word! So many books full of ancient wisdom.
[gasps]
[shock]
[confused sound]
[NATSU] Fire Dragon Roar!
Take this!
[DAN] I'm sick and tired of messin' around with you!
I could say the same thing to you, pal.
Then let's end this. Prepare to die!
The time has come for me put your fire out
once and for all!
You'll never beat me!
♪
[NATSU sniffs]
[NATSU] Man, that smell is really familiar.
[HAPPY] What smell?
[NATSU] It's weird... It's either from somebody
who helped me when I was feelin' sick...
Or from somebody who attacked me.
[HAPPY] Those are totally different things!
So which one is it?
Is it a good guy smell or bad guy smell?
[NATSU] It's the smell of someone who's pretty harmless,
but acts like a really bad guy?
[NATSU and HAPPY] Next time: True Scoundrels, Once Again!
[HAPPY] Hmm... So, what does that smell like?
[NATSU] I guess it's kinda like a black unitard...
[HAPPY] That doesn't sound like a good smell to me!