[MICHELLE] Lucy, please! Save yourself!
[LUCY] That's not happening! I'm gonna stick with you!
♪
So now we've gotta fight that?
A big octopus!
[BYRO] Why do you insist on defying us?
You'll get out of our way if you know what's good for you.
[SUGARBOY] Don't get me wrong, it's been real fun
but we gotta close the curtain on this here show.
Aloha. Time to go our separate ways.
[NATSU] Happy.
Do you think ridin' on that thing would make me sick?
Why would you ask such a stupid question?
It's clearly not a vehicle!
[NATSU] Well, anything that big is
automatically a vehicle in my eyes!
Just lookin' at it is makin' me nauseous!
You're such a baby!
[SUGARBOY] Uh-huh. Let's get spicy!
[NATSU] You want spicy?
I'll give you straight up blazin'!
[NATSU] Fire Dragon Roar!
Natsu's flames-- they vanished!
Nice try, son.
But you oughta know that your great balls of fire
ain't got nothin' on Lord Byro.
[NATSU] How come nobody bothered to tell me that?
[NATSU] Fire Dragon Wing Attack!
No! It was absorbed!
Now doggies! C'mon! Crazy arms!
[HAPPY] Sugarboy's magic actually feeds
off of his opponent's power.
[BYRO] Eliminate them. Quickly.
[SUGARBOY] Gotcha covered, big boss man.
[NATSU] Hey octopus freak!
Just where do you think you're goin'?
Lord Byro ain't got the time to deal with you.
[HAPPY] The Fury of Legion!
[screams]
[LUCY] I've got this! Open Gate of the Ram!
Aries!
[doorbell sound]
[ARIES] Oh, I'm sorry!
I get so nervous whenever you call me!
I hope I did okay!
Yeah, that was perfect timing! Thank you!
[MICHELLE] Wow! That was a close one, huh?
[MARY] I totes dunno what your damage is
but you don't know when to give up.
I'll show you.
Open Gate of the Golden Bull! Taurus!
[doorbell sound]
[TAURUS] Looks like you need some help protecting a babe
at the bottom of a cliff, Miss Lucy!
[TAURUS] Have I told you lately that you
have a really nice body?
[LUCY] Ugh!
I'd give you an earful but we don't
have time for that right now!
Just hurry and beat her up, okay?
You can udderly count on me!
You're totes nuts if you think a cow can beat me!
As if!
She's not controlling him, is she?
I knew it! Her magic power can only control humans!
It has no effect on Celestial Spirits!
Why'd you stop, Taurus? What's wrong?
[TAURUS] Whoa. Holy cow.
I know that you really want me to fight her
but she's got a nice body, too!
Who cares?
What's that got to do with anything?
I can't attack her because I just wanna smooch her!
Go away!
Is it just me or do all of your
Celestial Spirits have incredibly unique personalities?
No kidding. That's an extremely polite way of putting it.
But at least they're consistent.
What am I doing wasting time like this?
Scorpio! You're up!
Wicked! You just leave this to me, Lucy.
Aw, yeah!
Yep, definitely unique.
What do we do?
She's so fast I don't think
there's much we really can do!
[PANTHERLILY] We have to defeat her.
Even though she's the spitting image of Coco,
she's not the same girl we knew back in Edolas.
I really should've known better. Stand back, ladies.
[BYRO] What is it, Kanaloa?
You've found something, haven't you?
Yes. I sense it, too.
[BYRO] You're the one I sensed. I must admit, you hold an
impressive amount of magic power.
Y'don't say.
I know who you are, good sir,
your reputation precedes you.
The most powerful wizard of the
Fairy Tail guild's elite S-Class. Gildarts Clive.
Well, I dunno who you are...
But you must have a death wish
if you're messin' with Fairy Tail.
[BYRO] I don't necessarily have business with your guild.
[GILDARTS] Is that so?
Cool!
I thought I told you to quit following me.
But this is my big chance, y'know?
This is the juiciest scoop in the history of Sorcerer Weekly!
"Twenty-four Hours with Gildarts.
A Journey into Light and Shadows!"
I can't believe that I just started writing and
now I'm about to witness one of the coolest face-offs ever!
[JASON] The last showdown was awesome
but this one's against a freakin' octopus!
I dunno which one of you
I should take down first.
The octopus. Or you.
If you continue to threaten me, Gildarts,
I will be forced to eliminate you.
[GILDARTS] You say you're gonna eliminate me
but it looks like all you did was get outta the way.
[BYRO] No. I did nothing of the sort;
I merely neutralized your magic.
[BYRO] More precisely... I dispersed your attack
and redirected it around me.
It was not a defensive maneuver.
[JASON] And once it got around him it came together again
and hit the trees right behind him!
It broke 'em down into hundreds of little blocks!
Boom!
That's some trick.
It is, indeed.
I'd show you more but I don't have
the time to waste fighting you right now.
My comrades and I have an important task to complete.
And what's that?
Please attack me. It'll give me reason to destroy you.
[SCORPIO] Blam!
Hurry Scorpio! Shoot her again!
You got it! I'll hit her this time!
Sand Spear!
Don't try it!
[SCORPIO] No!
Lucy watch out!
Michelle!
Aw man! That is totally my bad!
[HAPPY] The more you attack it, the more magic power
it sucks up, and the bigger it gets!
What do you think we should do?
There's only one thing to do.
I ain't losing to that blob! I'm gonna burn it to a crisp!
Don't do it, Natsu!
[NATSU] Fire Dragon Iron Fist!
You really shoulda listened to your blue suede friend.
It turned into fire!
Uh-huh, my doggies don't just absorb magic attacks.
They take em in and make them their own,
like a real good cover tune.
Oh no!
[Natsu cries out as he is struck]
I can't believe this is happening!
He's losing to fire!
You surprised? You shouldn't be 'cause the more mojo
that goo absorbs the stronger and stronger that it becomes.
So tell me, do ya get it now, ya pretty blue kitty cat?
Don't give me a weird nickname, freakazoid!
Run! Natsu!
Yeah. I wish I could 'lil buddy.
But I don't think this slimy fire--is gonna let me do that!
Yeah! How you like that, hot boy?
The fire's burnin'!
Natsu's the name of my hound dog's latest flame!
Woo hoo!!
[Natsu cries out]
Now I'm all shook up!
Yeah! C'mon, baby!
Let's grow!
[Natsu cries out]
You're stronger than I thought you were.
Same goes for you.
Yeah, crush him!
[JASON] He neutralized your attack again!
Man, this dude is freakin' awesome!
So cool!
Stand down. I won't ask again.
Go ahead and make me. That is, if you think you can.
[BYRO] Very well then. I'm afraid you
leave me with no other choice.
[battle sounds]
You're really starting to get on my last nerve, buddy.
[BYRO] I feel the same about you.
Tell me, what exactly is your goal here?
Well?
You wanna tell me why you're destroying our guild?
We're "destroying your guild"?
What nonsense.
[LUCY] Unlike Kain's Witching Hour Curse magic,
hers doesn't require a strand of the target's hair.
[LUCY THINKS] She can only control one person at a time and
they have to be within a certain distance from her.
So, I'm safe as long as I stay away but that's easier
said than done in a situation like this.
[COCO] Would you just spill it? I'm running outta patience!
[COCO] Tell me where I can find her!
Stop Lily! What do you think you're doing?
Let me handle this!
Sky Dragon Roar!
No! I missed!
She can even outrun your sky magic?
[SUGARBOY] I'll be taking any requests you
got to finish you off, hot boy. Go on and say the word.
Natsu!
Happy... Fly me outta here quick.
What are you planing to do?
What's it matter? Just do it, okay?
Aye, sir!
There ain't no gettin' away from me!
My hound dog's gonna get ya!
Listen, Happy.
I want you to fly over that slime
and drop me into the middle of it.
Are you out of your mind? I can't do that to you!
That thing'll drain all your magic power!
Just trust me on this!
[HAPPY] Aye!
[HAPPY] Here ya go!
I've had enough of your stubborn sliminess!
Wow, talk about a dumb move, hot boy!
Ya know wise men say only fools rush in!
That's spicy!
[HAPPY] I wish I knew what you were trying to do.
[HAPPY] That's it!
[Natsu powering up]
Now that's my little hound dog! Eat up!
You know you wanna gobble down of his tasty mojo!
Yeah! Yummy!
We got double trouble!
No! My doggies ate so much
of his witchcraft they went kablooey!
[SUGARBOY] Get back, jack!
Uh-oh! Looks like you're stuck!
Let go my hand, man!
I'm tellin' ya, if it absorbs any more of your crazy mojo,
it's gonna blow both of us sky high!
[NATSU] Ya Prob'ly shoulda thought about that
before you attacked me! If we blow up it's your fault!
Thinkin' you're gonna give me and my hound dog
the blues is like dreamin' the impossible dream, man.
I'm still gonna broil your arm; watch me!
I got my mojo workin' too!
[HAPPY] What are they doing? This is the weirdest fight ever.
There's no end to this.
Cool!
Your reporter friend just remembered some sweet info!
[GILDARTS] Huh?
[JASON] His name is Byro Cracy! He's with the Legion Platoon!
"The Legion Platoon"? What in the heck is that?
[JASON] Zentopia has followers not just here in Fiore,
but all over the world.
Not much is known about the Legion Platoon except
that it's a combat unit tied to the church's dark past.
I've heard it's comprised of fierce warriors who've
undergone training most priests can't even endure!
[GILDARTS] So what does this mysterious combat unit
want with the Fairy Tail guild?
[BYRO] That's none of your business.
[GILDARTS] Really?
[GILDARTS] When somebody attacks my guild
it's definitely my business!
Honestly, I'm not too worried because
Fairy Tail won't be defeated easily.
However....
I'm not takin' any chances.
Because one of the guild's members is my daughter.
[BYRO] Oh? Don't worry.
We don't mean any harm to your daughter.
We want Lucy Heartfilia.
[GILDARTS] What do you want with her?
[BYRO] My, suddenly there's a serious look in your eyes.
[BYRO] This is very serious to us as well.
We have been ordered to complete a task.
Given to us by the Archbishop of Zentopia.
This is "Holy war."
"Holy war"?
Yes. This war will change everything.
There is no stopping us.
Run, kid!
I suggest you do what I say right now
unless you wanna die in the field!
So run!
Well?
I totes found ya!
Geez. That took longer than I thought it would.
I guess if we had known what you actually look like,
it would have been totes easy.
Wake up! Michelle!
I need help!
Got ya now!
What're you waitin' for? Seriously, like, get over here!
Tell me, why are you and your pals after Lucy?
Strictly speaking, we don't have any
business with the girl herself.
She has something that we want.
[NATSU] Just lemme hit you dang it!
C'mere!
That's enough.
This has been fun but you need to
get your hand outta mine.
I don't mean to be cruel or anything
but this is kinda weird.
Ya see I just don't wanna be
some other's guy's teddy bear.
I ain't holdin' your hand 'cause I want to, bonehead!
If you're gonna be a hard headed woman about this
I'll just have to beat the snot outta you til you let go!
[SUGARBOY] Ya like that?
That should do the trick. Now, flip, flop, and fly.
[GRAY] Ice Cannon!
Geez, Gray! What's the big idea?
You nearly broke my arm, y'know!
[GRAY] I saved your hide so quit complainin'.
You should be thankin' me, flamebrain.
No, it can't be.
[SUGARBOY] I'll call you "ice boy". That's spicy!
[GRAY] I'm not answerin' to some weird nickname!
What the heck are you doing here anyway?
It's not what you think, Gray!
This isn't the guy we met; this is Earth Land Sugarboy!
[GRAY] Huh?
There ya go! Keep movin'!
[LUCY] Don't tell me this is what you're after?
Yep. That's all.
Hand it over and I won't hurt ya.
[GILDARTS] Erza.
[ERZA] It's rare to see you struggle
in battle like this, Gildarts.
[GILDARTS] That's true, but it's not every day
I'm faced with a giant octopus.
If this man and his pet were a part of the attack
on our guild, justice needs to be served.
Don't I know it.
Wow, you're, like, so naïve. Did you seriously think we
were after you 'cause you're so totes wrong!
Please stop this!
It's too late now!
This was my father's memento and he left it to me!
There's no way that I'll ever let you have it!
That just makes it more fun for me!
I'm totes into stealing stuff that's important to others!
I love it!
No don't! Please stop!
Michelle! You've gotta wake up!
Sweet! This is so awesome!
The Archbishop's gonna freak!
[COCO] That's the sign!
[ERZA] A signal flare.
It seems we've obtained the clock hand.
What's that mean?
Hot dog.
Lucy.
♪
[NATSU] Those jerks better watch out!
They think they pulled a fast one on us but
Fairy Tail's gonna make 'em pay!
[HAPPY] They didn't want anything to do with Lucy!
They were after that clock hand the whole time!
But why?
[NATSU] Ha! I think it's pretty obvious that
they're serious clock collectors.
I mean, who else would go chasin' after a clock hand?
[HAPPY] I really doubt that's the case.
[HAPPY AND NATSU] Next time: Key of the Starry Heavens!
If they're not collectors, then maybe they're fetishists?
[HAPPY] Yeah!
It's their burning, passion for clocks that's driven them to--
Just kidding, that's so stupid!