[BYRO] You're certainly restless tonight, Kanaloa.
I understand. But you won't have to wait much longer.
It's coming soon, our holy war.
And all who oppose us will perish.
[OPENING CREDITS]
[PANTHERLILY] Who are you?
[PANTHERLILY] Coco?
But that's impossible!
Hold on Lily, you don't think
she could've come to this world, do you?
Oh, I remember.
[HAPPY] Coco's the girl who runs really fast
that we met in Edolas!
I know! She must've traveled to Earth Land while we were
all stuck on Tenrou Island!
[CARLA] She doesn't look that much older, though.
[PANTHERLILY] Why are you here, Coco? Is there trouble?
Hey, quit talking like you know me, pussy cat.
I've never met any of you, so shut up.
Are you serious?
Oh no, she has amnesia!
I doubt that.
However.
They could be...
I'll beat that jerk next time!
I wonder how Gajeel would've fared against him.
Maybe you can ask him when he
comes crawling out his hiding spot.
[MAX] We've got visitors.
[MIRAJANE] Oh, customers!
[WENDY] Isn't that girl from Edolas?
Yeah. Queen Chagot, right?
No, she's a cat.
Coco? Long time no see!
[LUCY] But, how'd did you get to Earth Land from Edolas?
Sugarboy, these tools totes think we're like
"old chums" of theirs.
Mhm. Well, I'd have to say that sounds like
their problem, Mary Hughes.
Let's finish this up before they invite us to stay for dinner.
"Mary" Hughes?
And Sugarboy?
[NATSU] The weirdoes we fought at
the Royal City's Amusement Park?
[LUCY] Now that you mention it, there is a resemblance.
[NATSU] What's with the lady clothes, pervert?
You tryin' to fool me or somethin'?
I just met him and I wanna kill him.
Something's very wrong here.
If you're folks aren't here to hire us--
Then you can march right back where you came from!
[Mary chuckles]
[SUGARBOY] We ain't takin' orders from slobs
with no style, darlin'.
Say wha--?
I'm only saying this once, so listen.
I demand you give me Lucy Heartfilia, like, now!
How forward! My heart skipped a beat!
Oh wow. I've never seen a real proposal in person!
[LUCY] It's not like that! [MARY] Can it, fur ball!
[HAPPY] Target: Lucy!
[COCO] There's no point hiding her from us!
[MARY] We, like, totes know the spoiled little twerp's
a member of your guild.
[SUGARBOY] Why dontcha make it easy on everyone
and shimmy on over here, baby?
What's going on here?
Why are these rude people looking for you?
Believe me, I wish I knew why.
You got some guts, showing up outta the blue
and disrespectin' us like this.
I'm the Master of Fairy Tail.
Your request is denied, so I suggest you get outta here.
We're not known for our patience when it comes to cocky punks.
Especially when those punks're shouting orders.
[MAX] Rubs us the wrong way, y'know?
[MARY] Like we'd run from kids, old men, and their cats.
All of those churches that have been burned down
the past few weeks. It's you.
You're behind them.
Makes sense to me.
Even without proof, the timing is too convenient.
They must be the culprits!
Spicy!
They're trying to serve up some guilt, uh-huh!
Well I'm not bitin' it.
Keep on playing the blame game if it'll
help ya sleep better at night.
Now hand over Heartfilia before we decide
to get nasty with you!
[SUGARBOY] We're gonna rock your world.
I'd like to start with this little diddy.
Uh huh!
[SUGARBOY] C'mon!
♪ Little hound dogs, don't be cruel. ♪
♪ Anyplace is paradise, when I'm with you! ♪
[MACAO] Good grief.
[MAX] He needs to be put down.
Next up on the request line.
[SUGARBOY] ♪ A little less conversation. ♪
♪ A little more pain and screamin'! ♪
What the--?
My lunch is coming back up.
Looks tasty to me.
[LUCY] Ugh! Disgusting!
What is this stuff?
[LAKI] Slime?
[Elfman power yell]
[ELFMAN] Hey! Stupid sludge!
Why don't you fight me like a real man?
[LISANNA] Let go of him now! [MIRAJANE] Elfman, hold on!
No, stay back! It'll grab you, too!
[Lisanna and Mirajane gasp]
[SUGARBOY] ♪ Yummy! ♪
Wizards taste so spicy!
I can't move.
I know we're in trouble but I can't help remembering
when we used to snuggle like this as little kids.
This isn't the time to reminisce, sis!
[WENDY] What's it doing to them?
[PANTHERLILY] It appears to have a will of its own.
Well, whatever it is,
[CARLA] don't let it touch you! Run away!
[COCO] You're the guild master, correct?
Unless you want them to get hurt, you'll hand over Lucy!
Beating up kids isn't my style!
Who the heck are you calling a kid?
This ain't the time to get soft on us, Macao.
These guys are the enemy!
I told you to call me "Master"!
[COCO] Sorry, old timer.
But attacks like that can't hit me.
Nimble little minx, doncha think?
[MACAO] Don't act so impressed.
[ROMEO] Get back here!
[Romeo gasps]
Stop it!
Yeah, you're gonna knock it down, kid!
Oh no, the slime just got them, too!
Crap. They got us stuck playing defense back here.
What's with that stuff? It keeps getting bigger!
Natsu, get your butt over here and roast this thing!
[Lucy gasps] Our friends are being slimed
and you're takin' a freakin' nap?
He's so pale!
Don't tell me his fight with Laxus
is just now taking its toll?
That's some major time lag.
I'm, like ,totally gonna die from laughing at these losers!
We got these boys and girls all shook up.
[COCO] Guild wizards are pushovers.
I don't see the appeal.
[PANTHERLILY] Coco.
No, it can't be her.
She absolutely hated violence.
The mere thought of harming others made her physically ill.
But this girl...
[SUGARBOY] Alright, little hound dogs.
Come home to papa!
[COCO] Game, set, and match!
Ya ready to give up yet?
[Laki and Max breathing heavily]
Damn.
I'm running low on magic.
[HAPPY] They weren't this strong last time!
That's because these people are completely different
from the ones you met in Edolas.
They're the Coco, Hughes, and Sugarboy
who have lived here in Earth Land from the very beginning.
[WENDY] I see!
It's just like how Edolas had its own crazy versions of us.
Guess we should have expected to
run into someone sooner or later.
You're wasting too much time, Lucy.
Hurry up, or we'll show your little friends
what we're really capable of.
[MARY] Sugarboy would love to play another solo.
[Mary chuckling]
Don't listen to her, Lu!
[MICHELLE] You can't give yourself up!
[NATSU] They still don't know who Lucy is yet.
The three of you go try to find gramps
and I'll deal with them somehow.
Just don't keep me waitin' long.
We can't.
We'll stay and fight with you!
Don't leave now.
Don't ya wanna play with us too?
Natsu. Take this!
Thanks, Romeo.
[Natsu swallows and farts]
Aw, nasty!
Sorry 'bout that. Wrong flame.
[NATSU] Whatever. It'll do the trick for now.
[SUGARBOY] Uh huh.
[NATSU] Feel the burn!
[SUGARBOY] Spicy!
[MARY] He's using Fire Magic?
Lame. Conducting Art!
[LAKI] Hey! [MAX] Hey!
He attacked them!
But why?
Wait a minute, is she--?
[NATSU] Eat this!
Nope.
[screaming]
[Michelle and Lucy screaming]
Oh no!
[Mary laughing] Nothing like a little "friendly fire".
Give us Lucy or the rest of your guild gets cooked!
Sorry to break it to you, sweetheart,
but things are gonna get real cruel.
Totally. Get ready, top heavy.
I'm about to make you eat those rocks.
Run away, Kinana!
So the wittle kitty wants to play.
[WENDY] Sky Dragon Wing Attack!
Bad move, kid.
[NATSU] Ahhhh!
Natsu!
It's 'cause of that weird stick!
You may be right.
Perhaps it can take control of people?
[Lucy wimpering]
[LUCY] I can't just stand by and watch.
Maybe I should call a Celestial Spirit.
I'd use the Fleuve d'étoiles that Virgo gave me,
but I can't seem to make it work anymore.
[HAPPY] How are you sick?
I'm sorry, it's all my fault!
That slime really took it out of me.
You're crushing me, I can't breathe.
Oh no! Everyone else is drained, too!
That sucked.
Think I'll stay here a bit.
I can barely stand up!
All of our magic was sapped away.
What do you want with Lucy?
None of your business, flea bag!
[MARY] Show yourself, Lucy.
We're, like, totes getting bored!
[LUCY] Just stop it!
You have what you want now!
[LUCY] Okay.
I'm the Lucy Heartfilia you're looking for!
[Lucy gasps]
Mhmmm. You, huh?
Be a good girl and park it right here.
Don't do this!
I think there's been enough violence for one day.
[MICHELLE] What exactly do you want with me?
[SUGARBOY] That's her, mama.
You know a little darlin' like this one grew up
playin' house at the Heartfilia Mansion. Uh-huh.
[COCO] She certainly looks the part.
[MARY] Well, this is, like, disappointing.
I was expecting a total ditz.
[LUCY] What kind of messed up plot twist is this?
[MARY] Lucy Heartfilia.
Once the daughter of the Heartfilia Concern,
and now a Celestial Wizard for the Fairy Tail guild.
That about right?
Indeed, that is correct.
I am the girl of which you speak.
What is she doin'?
What if Michelle was the real Lucy all along?
This is ridiculous; I'm the real Lucy!
Huh?
[MICHELLE] Miss Michelle, it means the world
that you're willing to protect me from them.
But it's far too late for such a deception to help us now.
Have you gone completely crazy?
[MICHELLE] They're so perceptive, I'm sure they'd
figure it out instantly!
And I'd hate for anything to happen to you on my account.
Please, don't try to be a hero!
She's not bad, but her performance
is a little over-the-top.
Yeah. She's really into it.
So beautiful! So manly!
I tell you, I'm Lucy Heartfilia!
Don't listen to her, I'm Lucy!
[COCO] Now what?
[SUGARBOY] Mhmmm.
The real Lucy Heartfilia is supposed to
be over twenty years old, ain't that right?
[SUGARBOY] Isn't Pigtails a little on the young side?
That's because we spent seven years
sealed away on an island!
[NATSU] Lucy, get back!
I'll make sure they don't lay a finger on ya!
Right, because I'm Lucy!
Uhhh...
You mean her name's Lucy, too?
You ready for another round, Lucy?
[LAKI] Yep! Let's do this!
[COCO, MARY, AND SUGARBOY] What's goin' on here?
Can you stand up on your own, Lucy?
Yeah, I think so.
Just take it easy for a bit.
There's another one?
Wow. I don't believe it.
How wonderful.
I can't tell which is the real one!
What are we gonna do?
[COCO] Come on! [MARY] This is so stupid!
Is your magic back too, Lucy?
Yep, fresh as a daisy, Lucy!
The Devil in Disguise.
Game over, I'm Lucy!
No you're not!
They're totes annoying.
Why don't we just capture the lot of 'em
and sort 'em out later?
[SUGARBOY] C'mon, hound dogs!
Your captive audience wants an encore!
[NATSU] They're not goin' anywhere!
Fire Dragon Brilliant Flame!
Lucy! Leave now!
No.
Let's go! He's distracting them.
[MICHELLE] This is our chance to slip away unnoticed!
[LUCY] Guys, I'm sorry!
And thank you.
Ya see that Coco?
We got runners.
Fetch 'em for me.
On it!
We're just gettin' started!
[power yells]
Free Run: Unlock!
[LEVY] She's airborne!
Eight, nine, nine, and ten points!
[MACAO] What'd she do?
[LEVY] It looked like Free Run!
[WAKABA] It's a special athletic magic.
It was banned 'cause so many wizards got hurt usin' it.
I'll weigh her down.
Solid Script!
[LEVY] Iron!
[MARY] Nope.
Sand Slash!
Wood Make: Violent Approach!
[SUGARBOY] Uh-huh.
I gotta decline, baby.
Sand and wood aren't a good match for my 'lil pups.
We didn't even faze it!
It's just too strong!
On the other hand, you could walk a mile in my shoes.
What's your star sign?
It's no fun being lonely.
Huh?
[MICHELLE] They don't seem to be following us, so I think
we should start trying to find out where your master went.
[LUCY] Yeah, good idea.
But first, you wanna tell me what that
crazy stunt back there was about?
You were in danger. I was only trying to help you out.
[LUCY] I'm a Celestial Wizard, Michelle.
If they had caught me, I would have been able to defend myself.
But what would you have done if they
managed to take you away instead?
[MICHELLE] I-- I don't know.
I'm sorry.
I didn't really think that far ahead.
I just did what I thought would be the most helpful.
I didn't mean to cause you any trouble.
[LUCY] It's okay, I'm not angry!
No need for the waterworks!
[LUCY] Actually, it meant a lot.
Even if it was a bit dramatic.
Thanks for protecting me.
I owe you one.
You're welcome!
[LUCY] Dramatic's an understatement.
But, then again, I'm pretty sure I was the same way
when I first joined Fairy Tail.
[LUCY] I did some crazy things.
But everyone always went with it and made it work out.
[LUCY] It'd be unfair if I didn't do the same for her.
[LUCY] While we're here, help me brainstorm.
What do these creeps want?
[MICHELLE] Do you think they're the scoundrels
behind the church fires like Kinana suspected?
[LUCY] Maybe but I'm not a part of that.
It doesn't add up.
[LUCY AND MICHELLE] Huh?
I finally caught up with you!
You won't get away again!
[LUCY] Coco's gone coo-coo!
Follow my lead. We got this.
'Kay.
Just in time, I was holding her for you!
I'm tired of running, so here's the real Lucy Heartfilia.
No, wait.
Don't let her fool you like that.
She's the honest to goodness Lucy in the flesh.
What?
Real Lucy, you're so naughty!
I can't believe you'd lie to save your own skin.
Oh, don't be silly! You're the really real one!
[LUCY] Okay, you got me. I've been lying this whole time.
I really am the really real Lucy!
[MICHELLE] Or so you'd think! But you're wrong!
'Cause in reality I'm really the really real
Lucy Heartfilia, so there!
[COCO] I can't. Brain not working.
Don't listen to them. I'm the real Princess
you're searching for.
[Lucy squeal]
Hey, what are you doing here, "Princess"?
Helping you get out of this sticky situation, of course.
What's with all the "Princess" talk?
Do you mean Lucy?
You're exactly right.
I'm the real Princess, so take me away.
Then again, I might be Lucy after all.
Or has it been me from the very beginning?
[ALL THREE] The truth is you've been Lucy this entire time!
I can't take this!
That should keep her busy for a little while.
Let's hope so!
Yeah, but I can't help feeling kinda guilty,
ya know what I mean?
[SUGARBOY] It's now or never, baby!
Unless you want my hounds to keep lovin' you tender,
you'll tell me where I can find Lucy Heartfilia.
[Pantherlily power yell]
[SUGARBOY] Mhm. Your Mode Change almost caught me off guard.
Lucky for me I've seen it before.
What?
[NATSU] It's not me, I swear!
Beast Arm.
You're pissin' me off!
It's totes hard to fight with all of these control spells!
Hey, "totes" is my word, chump!
So, like, find your own slang!
Like, learn to fight fair instead of
using live boogers and a stick!
Let's get this show on the road.
I gotta feelin' that Coco's chasin' after
the real deal Lucy.
[MARY] Ya hear that, poser?
Your friend is totes as good as ours.
We're not lettin' you get away.
You're funny.
You aren't gonna have any choice in the matter.
My Conducting Art lets me control anyone!
There ain't no way I ain't ever let you control me!
Natsu's in big trouble, Carla!
You should worry about yourself, child!
[MARY] Bring it home, puppet!
[JET] Who'd have thought Gajeel would be so good at hiding?
[DROY] Watch, he's gonna be back at the guild
relaxing with everybody else.
I was hoping we'd find him on our own
so we could impress Levy with our skills.
Just have to try again tomorrow.
[citizens gasping]
[JET] What was that?
[DROY] Hey! That's the guild hall!
[both gasp]
[DROY] What in the world happened here?
[JET] Looks like all hell broke loose!
[WENDY] Lucy! Michelle!
Where are you?
[CARLA] Even if they went looking for the master,
we have no way of knowing which way they went.
Has your nose picked up anything? Even faint?
I'm sniffing like crazy, but I can't
sniff them out for some reason.
That she-witch!
Nobody uses me like their own personal firecracker!
Nobody!
[HAPPY] You'd better calm down unless you want me drop you.
[LEVY] Then they both took off.
Natsu and Wendy went after them a while ago.
We're pathetic. I can't believe we let those
clowns take control of us like that.
Yeah, there were only three of them
and we were all completely at their mercy.
Somehow I doubt we've seen the last of them.
Huh?
[COCO] Get back here!
[PANTHERLILY] Coco?
[CARLA] Wendy!
Nine, eight, ten points!
This isn't some kinda game, Coco!
You could have killed her!
[COCO] I've lost track of Lucy so tell me where she's hiding!
Unless you'd like to eat my foot again.
Oh, and while we're at it,
[COCO] I hate cats!
So please quit talking like we're best friends.
[Coco echoed] I hate cats! I hate cats! I hate cats!
Hey, Natsu. Can't you find Lucy just by sniffin' her out?
No, I tried.
There's a real funky smell that keeps gettin' in the way.
[NATSU] It smells a lot like that weird stick thing!
[NATSU] Woah!
Natsu, down there!
It's Sugarboy!
Mhmmm.
♪ If you're lonesome tonight, ♪
my hound dogs would love to keep you company!
[NATSU] Bring it on! I owe you for earlier!
Hope you're in the mood for deep fried loogies, ya jerk!
[SUGARBOY] Hm, you're so sweetly naïve, hot boy!
But I happen to hate sweet food and sweet people,
so I'm afraid this convo's over.
How does he feel about people that have sweet names?
[BYRO] Sugarboy, you mustn't let short-term matters
distract you from the task at hand.
Where did that come from?
No clue.
[LUCY] I'm sorry, Virgo.
I think I broke it somehow.
[VIRGO] Don't worry.
I'm sure it was just affected by the magic
that sealed you away for seven years.
I'll return to the celestial spirit world and try to fix it.
Please excuse me.
Hope to see you soon!
That was a Celestial Spirit?
Yeah! Plue and Virgo are just a couple of
the ones I'm contracted with.
They both seem very nice.
How're the mermaid and the crab?
[LUCY] How do you know about those two?
[MICHELLE] Huh? You told me about them,
don't you remember?
[LUCY] No, I don't.
[MARY] Well looky here.
It's, like, exactly how Samuel calculated this would go down.
Color me impressed.
[LUCY] Hughes!
Dance, monkey, dance.
Hey, where are you going?
[MICHELLE] My legs. They're moving all by themselves!
Stop, Michelle! You're gonna fall!
[MICHELLE] Believe me. That's the last thing
I wanna do right now!
[LUCY] Wait a minute, Hughes!
What happened to taking us with you?
[Mary chuckling]
I figure you two bimbos won't be able to
run away from me if I injure you first.
[MICHELLE] Let go, big sister.
I don't want you to get hurt because of me!
[Lucy struggling]
[BYRO] Have you found Lucy Heartfilia yet?
[SUGARBOY] I think the little chickadee will be
ours momentarily, Lord Byro.
[NATSU] Byro?
He's the creepy dwarf who tried to
drain me and Wendy's magic in Edolas!
[HAPPY] He's an octopus?
[NATSU] Earth Land Byro is nothing like the Edolas one.
Now don't be a fool, hot boy!
Lord Byro's the one standing on top of the octopus!
Huh? On top of it?
[NATSU AND HAPPY] He's way different than the other guy!
We're here to obtain the Heartfilia girl,
not play with this boy and his cat.
Eliminate them at once.
When you're done, return to the mission at hand, or else.
[SUGARBOY] You got it, boss man!
[MICHELLE] Lucy, please! Save yourself!
[LUCY] That's not happening!
I'm gonna stick with you!
[MARY] I'm likin' this friendship thing you got goin'.
It saves me the trouble of having to
control you at the same time.
[Lucy and Michelle screaming]
[CLOSING CREDITS]
[HAPPY] Man, those guys whooped us pretty hard.
[NATSU] Whatever, they'd be a piece of cake
if I was takin' things seriously.
[HAPPY] Huh? Then why aren't you serious now?
[NATSU] Uh, 'cause it's way cooler to beat 'em up
when everything looks hopeless! Duh.
[HAPPY] You say that but you're seriously having
a tough fight, aren't you?
[NATSU] No way! I'm just holdin' back!
[HAPPY] Natsu. You're starting to sweat.
[HAPPY AND NATSU] Next Time: The Fury of Legion!
[NATSU] I'm tellin' you, I could win this with my arms tied!
[HAPPY] You'll feel a lot better if you just
admit the truth, Natsu.
[NATSU] Would you quit talkin' to me
like you know everything?