[NATSU moans]
♪
This is torture.
Come on.
Make it stop.
Hold those guts in for two hours and then that's it.
We're done!
[CARLA] Can he be any more pathetic?
But that's so long.
Maybe you should put another Troia spell
on the poor guy.
With all this sweating, crying, and throwing up,
I'm afraid that he's gonna melt away.
Yeah, you're right.
Troia!
Poor Natsu!
He--
Eewww!
[HAPPY] True Scoundrels-- The Butt Jiggle Gang!
Ugh. I'm dying.
You gotta save me. Please.
I don't know why it didn't work.
I'll try to do it again.
Troia!
I feel so funky.
[WENDY] Troia!
Troia!!
Troia!!!
Why won't it fix me?
I don't know!
That's really weird; it normally perks him right up.
Not this time.
I'm fairly certain that I know why it failed.
This spell has been used on him over and over again
on several long journeys.
So much so that it's ceased to work at all!
No.
Like I'm immune?
Whoa.
That can actually happen?
Well, it would certainly appear it can.
I'm surprised it's lasted for this long,
but he is a bit slow on the uptake.
You'll have to grin and bear it.
Sorry pal, but we'll be there in a couple of hours.
I'm sorry.
Two more hours?
I'm gonna run out of puke.
[NATSU pukes]
[NARRATOR] Our nauseous hero and his friends have taken
a job providing security for a very precious cargo.
Their client is an extremely rich man
who is attempting to send a large amount of gold bullion
to one of his associates by train.
They're to escort this traveling mint
on a six-hour trip across the countryside,
and ensure its safe passage.
Four hours have passed, and besides
the motion sickness, it's been a peaceful journey.
But unbeknownst to Natsu and company,
there is an evil presence on the train.
A silent, but deadly force, waiting to erupt.
[suffocated screams]
[evil laughs]
[MAN] All right!
Let's blow!
[LACKEYS] Yeah!
Who moves in like a fog and steals all the booty?
[ALL] The Butt Jiggle Gang!
[farts]
[BUTT BOSS] Sound off, lackey A!
[BUTT LACKEY A] Boom!
[BUTT BOSS] Sound off, lackey B!
[BUTT LACKEY B] Boom!
Okay! [continuous farting]
Operation "Steal the Entire Freight Car Carrying
the Gold Bullion and Scram"
blasting off now!
[BUTT LACKEYS] Bombs away!
[BUTT BOSS] That there is a rolling gold mine.
[BUTT LACKEY A] We're gonna be so stinkin' rich!
[BUTT BOSS] Yeah, no crap.
I can practically smell the good life!
Who is that, and what is he doing here?
The plan hinges on the coast being clear!
So do we need to change the plan?
What are we gonna do about him?
Relax boys.
The plan to the get the gold is still airtight.
This is just a hiccup.
We can still squeak out a win.
[farts]
[BUTT BOSS] Listen up!
I'll simply distract the little stinker.
while you two sneak inside the freight car.
[BUTT LACKEYS] Solid!
Hey, buddy,
you feelin' okay?
[BUTT LACKEY A] Butting in... Butting in...
You look a little green.
Traveling not agreeing with you?
Oh yeah.
Always makes me sick.
Sucks.
Thanks for asking, though.
Ya know?
I think I'm actually startin' to feel a little bit better now.
You're a real nice guy.
I'm a nice guy?
Yeah, totally.
Much nicer than my so-called 'friends' in there,
who took on this job knowing that I'd be blowing chunks
the entire trip.
Whaddaya mean?
What kind of 'job' are you and your friends on?
Guard duty.
For the cargo in that freight car there.
Oh?
And they're inside right now?
[BUTT LACKEY A] We should be able to get a peek through here.
[BUTT LACKEY B] Open the window.
[BUTT LACKEY A] I'll crack it a bit.
It's not your fault
that he got too used to the spell, Wendy.
[CARLA] Don't bother trying to cheer her up;
she'll be sulking for a while no matter what you say.
Besides, Natsu knew exactly what he was in for.
He gets sick, so he should never have taken the job.
Yeah, you're right.
It was dumb, but I think he just wanted something to do.
It's not him.
If I can't use my magic when it's needed the most.
I'm a complete failure of a wizard.
You're an awesome wizard.
Don't be silly!
[BUTT LACKEYS] Whoa, they're wizards?
[BUTT BOSS] That really does stink, bub.
When you're trying to work together as a group,
you hope things will come out smoothly, and you definitely
don't want any rumblings from those beneath you.
That's just how I feel!
Thank you!
That's it.
Toss those cookies, pal
[BUTT LACKEYS] Boss.
Are you trying to make me soil my bodysuit?
There are people inside the freight car.
I know that.
Somebody hired them to guard the cargo.
From the way they were talkin',
it sounds like they're wizards.
They all got this mark on 'em, too.
That must mean they're affiliated
with a guild, huh?
It's gonna make things a bit more difficult.
[NATSU] Well.
I'm all outta cookies to toss.
There's more of ya.
[BUTT BOSS] Yeah, these two are just my traveling buddies.
They heard you weren't feeling very good.
They're real nice guys, just like me.
We could never think about turning our backs
on a stranger in need.
For real?
There should be more people like you!
Hey, it's okay.
You'll get your second wind real soon, I'm sure.
[knock on door]
[LUCY] Natsu?
Ya had enough fresh air?
[HAPPY] Maybe he's feeling better now.
[CARLA] He's not the brightest,
so perhaps it took a while for the spell to effect him.
[WENDY] You okay?
Come on in.
Hi there!
[BUTT LACKEYS] So nice to meet you!
[WENDY] Ohhhh.
I...
Uhhhh...
[BUTT BOSS] Please, excuse us for just a moment.
Hold it right there!
This freight car is for authorized personnel only.
Oh, I see.
But we found this poor young man passed out
in front of the doorway.
Oh no!
He passed out?
[CARLA] His condition is far more serious than we thought.
[LUCY] Man, this stinks.
Poor Natsu.
[HAPPY] Come on, buddy.
Talk to us!
[evil chuckle]
[HAPPY] What the-?
[BUTT BOSS] No funny stuff!
Make one move and the little girl gets it.
That was an awesome threat, boss!
Like a true scoundrel!
What's goin' on here?
Don't tell me you guys are trying to get
your grubby hands on this cargo!
Of course we are!
And we ain't afraid of no wizards!
'Cause we're as rotten as they come!
[continuous farts]
[ALL] They call us
The Butt Jiggle Gang!
[LUCY] Seriously?
[CARLA] Disgusting.
[HAPPY] Natsu's really not lookin' so good.
Shut your pie-holes!
Now boys!
Let's power up!
[BUTT LACKEYS] Yeah!
[BUTT JIGGLE GANG chants] Booty Booty Booty Booty Booty Booty...
What the heck are you doing?
Is this some kind of joke?
I'm afraid of the punch line.
[HAPPY] I think I'm gonna be sick, too.
Listen up!
The contents of this car are now the property
of the Butt Jiggle Gang.
And you kids need to blast on outta here!
Are you freaking kidding me?
We won't leave cause you're shaking your butts at us!
You're gonna be eating your words, girlie.
I'm scared, Lucy!
Yeah.
It'll be okay, Wendy.
These goons wouldn't dare hurt you!
That's right,
I bet they're just a bunch of old windbags!
I'm warnin' ya.
you'd better blow, or we're gonna!
[BUTT LACKEY A] Well?
[BUTT LACKEY B] Well?
[BUTT BOSS] Welly welly well?
[ALL] Well?!
Full of beans now!
Ready?
Fire the colon cannon!
[BUTT LACKEY A] Gas butt.
[BUTT LACKEY B] Triple.
[BUTT BOSS] Ecstasy!
[explosive fart]
[HAPPY] Pee yew!
[CARLA] Yucky!
Guys, no!
The stink's in my nose.
and it's sticking to my clothing!
I think it even burned my skin!
Help me!
[HAPPY] Not like this!
[CARLA] So undignified!
Thanks, you really saved my life!
It's burning my nose!
That foul odor is sapping my strength!
I can't go on.
Me neither!
[LUCY] No!
Please!
Don't give up!
We're gonna die!
[WENDY] Wait, where is everyone?
Plue!
I'm so happy you're safe.
Natsu!
Please wake up!
Hello?
Mister?
What in the hell is that?
Plue.
He's a Celestial Spirit.
So cute!
I know I'm as bad as they come,
but somethin' about him just melts my evil heart.
Uhhhh.
[BUTT BOSS] Alright, ya bums!
Move your rumps!
Get up!
[BUTT LACKEY B] This place stinks.
Hey, check it out!
A Celestial Spirit!
Have you ever seen such a thing?
[BUTT LACKEYS] Oh my god!
[BUTT LACKEY A] He's adorable.
[BUTT LACKEY B] He makes me feel funny.
Cutie patootie!
Um...
excuse me.
Whoops!
Truly evil, wicked scoundrels like us
should never lose our focus!
Now drop to your bellies and then
give me twenty three!
Whadda we gotta do that for, boss?
And why such a random number?
Because the boss says so, that's why!
[BUTT LACKEYS] 1.
2.
3--
[WENDY] I hope the others are okay,
but now it's up to me to protect the gold.
So when they're done,
what are you planning to do next?
Are you kidding me?
We're gonna take this loot and break like the wind.
Unless you can stop us by yourself,
ya little squirt.
Plue's here, too!
That just means there's gonna be one more
hostage around for us to grab.
So you try anything sneaky and your friend here
is gonna be neck deep in a brown cloud.
[BUTT LACKEY A] Okay boss.
[BUTT LACKEY B] We did just what you asked us to.
Good 'cause we got work to do.
B!
You know what this calls for?
Yup!
[BUTT LACKEY B] ♪ Dun da da duhhh ♪
Dynamite?
Yeah!
That's called pinching it off!
Oh no!
The freight car!
Ha!
It's ours now!
It's been claimed as property of the Butt Jiggle Gang!
[BUTT LACKEYS] Smell ya later!
Ready the thrusters!
Unleash the Triple Gas Butt Ecstasy Second Salvo!
Fire!
[BUTT JIGGLE GANG] Whoopee!!!
[HAPPY] What's goin on up there?
[echoing farts]
Alright.
Let's go after 'em!
[CARLA] Well, my nose has recovered, so I'm ready!
In your face!
Kiss it, wizards!
Your guild ain't got nothin' on the Butt Jiggle Gang!
You may have done this.
but the car can't keep going forever.
Can the three of you just keep on tooting
your way down the tracks?
Plus, if you do get where you want to go, then what?
There's a lot of gold.
Do you know how you're gonna carry it away?
[WENDY] Are you serious?
I would think that an expert gang of thieves would've thought
that far ahead.
The car ain't movin' anymore, boss!
How are we gonna make it go again?
[evil laugh]
A true scoundrel always has a plan,
so listen to me!
Not only does our gang have brain power.
We've got brawn power, too!
Good thinkin', boss!
We'll do it the old fashioned way.
roll up our sleeves, flex our muscles,
and put our backs into it!
[BUTT LACKEYS] No! Boss!
Mister, are you okay?
Do I look like I'm doing okay?
I can help you!
You can?
Yes, sir.
I specialize in healing magic.
I'm not sure, but I think that I can make you feel better.
Is it working, boss?
Oh wow!
It's like the pain is just floating right out of me.
That's amazing!
This little girl is amazing!
Thanks for your help, missy.
Worked like a charm.
You're welcome.
So, tell me.
If your magic is that powerful.
Why don't you cast a healing spell on your sick friend
down there?
[WENDY] I do have a spell especially for motion sickness.
But for some reason it just doesn't
work on him anymore.
It's my fault.
If I was a better wizard I could use a more powerful spell
that could help him.
Don't cry.
I know you'll get better someday.
Yeah, you're probably right.
Lucky for me, Fairy Tail is full of nice people
that wanna help me grow.
And I'll always be grateful that I was able
to find them when I did.
[BUTT LACKEYS] So sweet!
Thanks for listening to me.
You guys seem like super nice people, too.
Slow down.
Let's try to not get carried away here, kid.
We are not nice guys.
We are true scoundrels from the bowels of society.
That means we are only in it for ourselves.
So, you never actually answered my question...
How're you gonna get the gold outta here?
Yeah boss, that's a lotta booty
to be carryin' around.
How are we gonna pull this thing off, boss?
I get it, lackeys!
Let's huddle up!
[BUTT BOSS] Is anyone else's butt getting chaffed--?
[WENDY] I wish Natsu was better.
I wonder what he'd do if he were awake right now.
Or Lucy, what would she do?
[WENDY] That's it!
Umm,
Sorry to butt in...
What is it?
[BUTT LACKEY A] You wanna give me a heart attack?
You guys came here because you wanted to steal
the gold really bad, didn't you?
I think I may have a better idea.
How about I talk to the client and ask if
he'll share some of it with you?
[BUTT LACKEY B] You think he'd actually go for that plan?
But I do have one condition for you.
You gotta promise you'll never do anything bad again.
Stop pulling my leg, little girl.
I guess you can just forget about getting any gold.
[BUTT LACKEYS] Aw, man!
You guys promise to be good and I promise
I'll move the freight car.
But how are you gonna do that?
[WENDY] Well, it's a lot like the way
you guys did it earlier, but a little different.
You can do a Gas Butt Triple Ecstasy
all by yourself?
No!
That's not what I meant!
So,
I guess you got a deal, squirt.
Lackeys...
huddle up.
[BUTT LACKEYS] Right!
Listen.
We'll pretend to go along with her goody two-shoes plan,
but truly rotten scoundrels like us would never
be satisfied if we didn't take all of the booty.
We get her guard down a bit and then
we take every last brick of gold.
Real fiendish plan.
You definitely got the brains
of a true scoundrel, that's for sure.
[BUTT BOSS] Alright ya little stinker, let's see what ya got!
How is she gonna do this without the gas butt?
No clue.
She's a puny little squeaker, but she's also part of
some kinda wizard guild.
Maybe she's got some crazy magical power.
The only thing we can do is wait
to see what happens.
Okay, here I go.
Sky Dragon
Roar!
[BUTT LACKEY A] Holy!
[BUTT LACKEY B] That's crazy!
Sky Dragon magic!
That means Wendy!
Come on!
Let's hurry!
So whaddya think?
This should probably make up for quite a bit of the time
that we lost.
Wow, you're incredible.
Was that Dragon Slayer magic?
Oh...
yeah.
[ALL] Will you let us call you Little Lady Boss?
I've never met anyone so incredibly powerful.
We would be honored--
no, thrilled--
if you'd agree to be our goddess!
Please say yes.
And you'll get to wear your own tiny Butt Jiggle Bodysuit!
Say yes, and we'll follow you
to the ends of the Earth!
I don't know!
It seems like a whole lotta responsibility!
Lackeys!
Huddle!
Are you serious about all this stuff, boss?
Of course I am.
Extremely.
It's perfect.
[BUTT BOSS] If we had someone this powerful on our side
we would be unstoppable.
There's nothing we couldn't do.
Which also means there's nothing we couldn't steal.
[BUTT LACKEY B] Good thinkin', boss!
[WENDY] What do I do now?
I guess I have to pretend to be part of their gang
for a little while.
I have to try to be strong!
The reputation of the Fairy Tail guild is in my hands.
[BUTT BOSS] So, for the next part of the plan we gotta--
[WENDY] Um,
excuse me.
[BUTT LACKEY A] She's precious!
I'm so happy!
This is the greatest thing the Butt Jiggle Gang has ever done!
So does this mean you're gonna be our goddess?
[WENDY] Yeah.
This calls for a special occasion pose!
What's our name?
[ALL] The Butt Jiggle Gang!
We quit movin', you guys!
[BUTT BOSS] Alright goddess, do your thing!
[WENDY] Okay!
Sky Dragon--
[LUCY] Stop right there!
[BUTT JIGGLE GANG] What the--??
Natsu's still inside!
Cool!
[HAPPY] You goin' scuba diving?
Wendy?
Would you care to explain yourself?
Oh.
I'm their...
goddess!
Natsu!
Get up buddy, you gotta snap out it of it!
[HAPPY] The train's stopped.
Do you feel better now?
Yeah.
The world's not spinning anymore.
Wendy needs your help!
Come on!
She does?
[LUCY] Now spill it!
What did you do to our friend?
[CARLA] If you hurt that little girl!
I will go straight for your throats!
I'm beggin' ya goddess, you're the only one
who can save our butts!
Well,
whatever you do, don't fight 'em.
Lackeys...
huddle up!
[BUTT JIGGLE GANG] Right!
Is she in their gang now?
I have absolutely no idea what the heck's happening here.
Or why they're calling her "goddess."
Listen.
Maybe the plan needs to be to stop being 'true scoundrels'.
Maybe you guys should try bein' wizards instead.
Fairy Tail has some correspondence classes
you could take.
I'll even put in a good word for you if you're interested.
Do you mean it?
You care about us bums that much?
These feelings are all so new to me.
I've never even thought about my future.
Little lady boss, you're the nicest person
we've ever met!
[LUCY] This is starting to get weird.
[CARLA] Wendy can get anyone to like her even undesirables
like these.
It's her gift, I suppose.
[LUCY] Yeah, some gift.
[NATSU] Alright, you turds!
Natsu!
I explained to him what's going on!
Wendy,
these bad guys are taking you hostage, aren't they?
No, it's not really like that, Happy!
[NATSU] You guys were just pretending to be nice to me
because you wanted to steal from my client?
Getting tricked like that makes me angry!
No!
Fire Dragon...
Hold on, Natsu!
They're changing their ways!
[NATSU] Iron fist!
[LUCY] Whoa.
[CARLA] Just look at them fly.
[WENDY] Those poor guys.
I don't think they were anywhere near as bad
as they pretended to be.
[CLIENT] Just how long were you planning to make me wait?
Sorry, but we ran into some trouble along the way.
Ugh!
Why does my body hate me?
We're on solid ground again, ya know?
Still,
I'll be halving your pay.
A bit harsh.
Hey, Wendy.
you need to work your magic on this guy.
Melt his heart and get him on our side.
Those big butt bad guys cost us big bucks.
We ain't goin' out with a whimper!
The Butt Jiggle Gang's not done yet.
We won't be silenced that easy!
Yeah.
We're coming back loud and strong!
And we'll be right behind ya, boss man!
Ready?
Gas Butt Triple Ecstasy!
We'll return with a bang, as true scoundrels!
Right lackeys?
[BUTT JIGGLE GANG] They ain't heard the last of us!
♪
[HAPPY laughs]
[NATSU] I got you now, Dark Lord Happy!
Take this, Fire Dragon Roar!
[HAPPY] You missed me Salamander!
I'm over here!
[NATSU] Hey!
You've got invisibility magic?
That's so not fair!
C'mon, fight me for real!
[HAPPY, laughing] Now, I'm over here!
[HAPPY and NATSU] Next time: The Terror of Invisible Lucy!
You're not so good at this vanishing act.
[HAPPY] I think it's because
I want to be in the spotlight too much.
[NATSU] Yeah, you do strike me as kinda desperate for fame.