- Natsu: PREVIOUSLY, ON "FAIRY TAIL"...
- Happy: THE S-CLASS WIZARD PROMOTION TRIAL FINALLY BEGUN.
IN THE FIRST ROUND, EACH TEAM HAD TO CHOOSE A ROUTE
WHERE THEY'D HAVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER COMPETING TEAM
OR AN S-CLASS WIZARD.
UNFORTUNATELY, NATSU ENDED UP WITH GILDARTS.
- YEAH, HE'S JUST LUCKY I WENT EASY ON HIM, YOU KNOW? ( laughs )
- THAT WAS CONVINCING.
- ( theme music playing )
- ( singing in Japanese )
- TENROU ISLAND IS JUST UP AHEAD.
- DO YOU THINK MASTER MAKAROV WILL BE ANGRY WITH US FOR FOLLOWING THEM HERE?
- I DOUBT THAT HE'LL BE ANGRY. WE'RE JUST TAKING A LOOK AROUND.
- I ASSUME WE'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT WENDY.
- SHE KNEW I WAS FIRMLY AGAINST THE IDEA, BUT SHE WENT AND DID IT ANYWAY.
- Lucy: MEST!
- A WEEK'S PASSED BUT I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.
- SKY MAIDEN.
- AND YOU ARE?
MY NAME'S MEST GRYDER, AND I WAS ONCE MYSTOGAN'S PUPIL.
- SERIOUSLY? I HAD NO IDEA.
I'M SURPRISED MYSTOGAN NEVER MENTIONED ME
'CAUSE HE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU. - EXCUSE ME, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT FRESH SNOW TASTES LIKE
DON'T MIND ME, WENDY.
- OKAY. - HE'S SO ODD.
- I KNOW WE JUST MET, BUT I NEED YOUR HELP.
- IF YOU'RE GOING TO ASK HER FOR HELP,
YOU COULD AT LEAST LOOK HER IN THE EYES.
- SORRY. I TEND TO GET DISTRACTED WHENEVER I WANT
TO KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING.
IT'S A REALLY BAD HABIT, BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO BREAK IT.
PLEASE, WENDY.
PLEASE SAY YOU'LL HELP ME.
WITH YOU BY MY SIDE, I KNOW I'LL BECOME AN S-CLASS WIZARD.
SO WILL YOU DO IT? WILL YOU HELP ME?
- ME? BUT, MEST, I'M NOT THAT STRONG.
- THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUSLY NO. - HMM.
I HAD TO DO IT.
I HAD TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO FLOAT IN A RIVER
IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER.
- I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO PARTNER WITH THIS CRETIN, WENDY.
- HE'S WEIRD, BUT HE DOESN'T SEEM LIKE HE'S A BAD PERSON.
- HOW DO YOU FIGURE? - I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST FEEL LIKE I JUST SHOULD HELP HIM FOR MYSTOGAN'S SAKE.
HE DID SO MUCH FOR ME AND I NEVER GOT TO REPAY HIM.
- BUT YOU'VE DONE MORE THAN ENOUGH, CHILD.
YOU HELPED SAVE EDOLAS.
- ONLY BECAUSE THE OTHERS WERE THERE WITH ME
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT ON MY OWN.
I FEEL LIKE I OWE HIM SO MUCH MORE.
- NO, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
SO IN THE END, SHE IGNORED ME.
CLAIMING SHE NEEDED TO HELP MEST IN ORDER
TO REPAY HER DEBT TO MYSTOGAN.
- AND THAT'S THE REASON THE TWO OF YOU DIDN'T SPEAK
TO EACH OTHER FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK?
- SHE'S MORE STUBBORN THAN SHE LOOKS, LILY.
- SAME GOES FOR YOU. - IN ALL HONESTY,
I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT HER TEAMING UP WITH THAT CREEP MEST.
IT'S THE TRIAL ITSELF THAT HAS ME ON EDGE.
I'VE GOT A REALLY BAD FEELING ABOUT IT.
- DO YOU THINK IT'S YOUR CLAIRVOYANCE?
- I'M NOT SURE. IT'S ALL SO DISJOINTED THAT IT'S HARD FOR ME TO SAY.
- PERSONALLY, I THINK WE NEED TO KEEP AN EYE ON THIS MEST FELLOW.
HE SAID HE WAS MYSTOGAN'S PUPIL,
BUT THAT DOESN'T SIT WELL WITH ME.
- YOU TWO. I WANT TO KNOW,
DO YOUR SKILLS WARRANT SUCH COCKINESS?
- BE CAREFUL. HERE THEY COME.
- I DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT MEST,
BUT I FEEL BAD ABOUT KICKING YOUR BUTT, WENDY.
- I AIN'T GOING EASY ON YOU, KID. ICE MAKE HAMMER.
SNEAK ATTACK, HUH?
- GRANT ME THE POWER OF THE HEAVENS.
SKY DRAGON ROAR.
- O, REGULUS. LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH.
I HAD NO CLUE YOU WERE THIS POWERFUL.
- I GOT YOUR BACK. ICE MAKE FLOOR.
THAT JUST LEAVES YOU, WENDY.
TOLD YOU I AIN'T GOING EASY ON YOU.
ULTIMATE SECRET ART.
EAT A BUNCH OF PICKLED PLUMS.
( groaning )
- ( shouts )
THEY'RE SO SOUR THAT JUST THE SIGHT OF THEM
MAKES MY LIPS START TO PUCKER.
THIS MUST BE SOME SORT OF TELEPATHY MAGIC.
I'D BETTER RUN. - THE ZENITH OF REGULUS.
- ( screaming )
- ( groaning )
- Narrator: MEANWHILE, ELFMAN AND EVERGREEN ARE FORCED TO FACE OFF
AGAINST HIS SISTER, THE S-CLASS WIZARD MIRAJANE.
- ( chuckles )
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT US IF YOU CAN'T MOVE.
- NICE TRY, THAT SPELL'S COMPLETELY USELESS
IF I DON'T LOOK INTO YOUR EYES.
- GOOD THING THAT'S NOT THE ONLY SPELL I'VE GOT UP MY SLEEVE.
FAIRY MACHINE GUN. LEPRECHAUN.
- NO, EVERGREEN.
COME ON, MIRA. DO I HAVE TO FIGHT YOU?
( screaming )
I REALLY DIDN'T WANT IT TO COME TO THIS.
FULL-BODY TAKE OVER, BEAST SOUL.
- IT'S OVER NOW. - NO, WAIT.
- YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO STOP ME? I'LL BLOW YOU BOTH AWAY.
- BEFORE YOU DO, THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW.
- ( gasps ) - ARE YOU OKAY?
- THEY'VE GOT EVERY RIGHT TO BE COCKY.
THEY COULD BE THE BEST FIGHTERS IN THE ENTIRE GUILD.
- THOSE TWO DON'T MESS AROUND. - I'LL SHOW THEM.
I'M DETERMINED TO FOLLOW IN MY MASTER'S FOOTSTEPS.
I WON'T LET THEM BEAT ME.
COME OUT AND FACE ME RIGHT NOW, YOU COWARDS.
THEY HERE? - NO.
I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT WE LOST TO THEM.
- YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
- I REALLY WISH I WAS, BUT NO.
THEY BEAT US AND MOVED ON WHILE YOU WERE PASSED OUT.
- OH! HOW COULD I FAIL THIS YEAR, TOO?
- IT'S MY FAULT. YOU NEVER SHOULD'VE TEAMED UP WITH ME.
( sniffles ) I TRIED MY BEST, BUT IT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH.
( crying )
- DON'T CRY. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
TRY NOT TO BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF, OKAY?
- UH-HUH.
- YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. WE MADE IT THROUGH THE FIRST ROUND, BABY.
- LET'S HOPE THE TOUGHER GUYS LIKE NATSU AND FRIED
WERE KNOCKED OUT THIS ROUND.
WITH THEM GONE, IT'LL BE A WALK IN THE PARK.
OH, WAIT. CANA'S A MAJOR CONTENDER, TOO.
- DON'T BE STUPID, MAN. YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO,
THERE AIN'T NO EASY WAY TO BECOME AN S-CLASS WIZARD.
- YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW. BUT YOU GOTTA ADMIT,
THE TWO OF US MADE BEATING MEST LIKE THAT LOOK PRETTY EASY.
- NO KIDDING. I DON'T REMEMBER HIM BEING SO WEAK.
HE WAS AT A DISADVANTAGE 'CAUSE OF WENDY,
BUT I FEEL LIKE HE USED TO BE STRONGER THAN THAT.
- PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU'VE GOTTEN STRONGER.
- WEIRD. THIS IS A FIRST.
I CAN'T REMEMBER IF I FOUGHT HIM BEFORE,
AND I'M THE TYPE WHO NEVER FORGETS A FIGHT.
- SURE THIS ISN'T A CASE OF SELECTIVE MEMORY?
LIKE HE KICKED YOUR BUTT AND NOW YOU DON'T WANNA REMEMBER?
- HMM, LET'S SEE. MEST MANAGED TO GET PRETTY FAR
IN LAST YEAR'S S-CLASS TRIAL, DIDN'T HE?
- HE DID, AS FAR AS I KNOW.
- I THOUGHT SO.
HEY, DO YOU REMEMBER WHO HIS PARTNER WAS LAST TIME?
- THAT'S WEIRD. I KEEP DRAWING A BLANK.
- YEAH. ME TOO, AND MY MEMORY'S NOT THAT BAD.
- MINE'S NOT EITHER. - I CAN ONLY PICTURE A FEW THINGS
ABOUT MEST, AND THEY'RE ALL HAZY.
- IT'S LIKE I TRY TO THINK BACK,
BUT THEN I HIT SOME KIND OF BLOCK.
I CAN'T SEEM TO REMEMBER ANYTHING BEFORE IT.
- Both: HMM.
- Lucy: GRAY. LOKE.
- I KNEW YOU GUYS WOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM MAKING IT PAST
THE FIRST ROUND. - NICE WORK. CONGRATULATIONS.
- I TOLD YOU. WE WERE LUCKY TO GET THE "SERENITY" ROUTE.
- LUCKY? BUT I DIDN'T GET TO BEAT UP A SINGLE PERSON.
- WOW, WE WERE THE ONLY ONES WHO WERE ABLE TO CLEAR
THE FIRST ROUND? - HMM, WHERE'S NATSU?
HE'S SITTING RIGHT OVER THERE.
- HE SEEMS KIND OF DOWN. - WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?
- IT'S A LONG STORY - ALL RIGHT.
I BELIEVE ALL OUR WINNERS ARE HERE NOW.
- OH, YEAH.
- WELL, IN THAT CASE, THESE ARE THE RESULTS THUS FAR.
CANA AND LUCY DEFEATED FRIED AND BIXLOW IN COMBAT.
NICELY DONE, LADIES. - THEY BEAT FRIED? HOW?
- Makarov: NATSU AND HAPPY SURMOUNTED THE OBSTACLE KNOWN AS GILDARTS.
GOOD JOB. - NO WAY. THOSE TWO?
- YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T REALLY DO MUCH OF ANYTHING.
- LEVY AND GAJEEL CHOSE THE "SERENITY" ROUTE.
WELL, AREN'T YOU LUCKY?
- WELL, I THINK IT'S SUCKY.
- GRAY AND LOKE DEFEATED MEST AND WENDY IN COMBAT.
WAY TO GO, BOYS.
- JUVIA DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH THE FIRST ROUND?
WHAT'S WITH THE CREEPY LOOK ON YOUR FACE, GRAMPS?
- UNFORTUNATELY, LUCK WAS NOT
ON JUVIA AND LISANNA'S SIDE TODAY.
THEIR ROUTE LED TO "SHE WHO KNOWS NO MERCY."
- OH.
- WANT ANOTHER GO AT ME? - NO, WE SURRENDER.
- THAT SUCKS.
- ELFMAN AND EVERGREEN AREN'T HERE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO 'EM?
- WELL, BY PROCESS OF ELIMINATION,
THE ONLY OTHER ROUTE--
- ( both gasp )
- Both: MIRAJANE!
- I FEEL SORRY FOR THEM.
- I COULD TAKE HER, BUT THOSE TWO HAD NO CHANCE.
- Elfman: DON'T COUNT US OUT YET.
DIDN'T THINK WE COULD BEAT MY BIG SIS, DID YOU?
- GUESS WHO'S MOVING ON TO ROUND TWO.
- MY WORD. - HOW THE HECK DID YOU BEAT MIRA?
- UH...
A REAL MAN DOESN'T BRAG ABOUT HIS WINS.
- LET'S JUST SAY WE TOOK FULL ADVANTAGE OF CATCHING HER OFF-GUARD.
- WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
- AHEM. BACK TO THE TRIAL.
AS IT STANDS, THERE ARE FIVE TEAMS LEFT.
NATSU AND HAPPY, GRAY AND LOKE,
LEVY AND GAJEEL, CANA AND LUCY
AND ELFMAN AND EVERGREEN.
CONGRATULATIONS ON PASSING THE FIRST ROUND.
NOW THAT EVERYONE'S HERE, LET'S MOVE ON TO THE SECOND ROUND.
- NATSU, I HATE TO SEE YOU SO DOWN IN THE DUMPS.
- I'M NOT.
I'M JUST DOING SOME THINKING.
- YOU'RE THINKING? YOU NEVER DO THAT.
BE CAREFUL. YOU MIGHT HURT YOURSELF.
- JEEZ, HOW LITTLE DO YOU THINK OF HIM, HAPPY?
- Gildarts: I'LL TAKE YOU ON AGAIN ANYTIME.
NOW GO BECOME AN S-CLASS WIZARD.
YOU HEAR ME?
- I'M GONNA DO MY BEST. YOU'LL SEE.
GRAY. CANA.
LEVY. ELFMAN.
ONLY ONE OF US IS GONNA BE AN S-CLASS WIZARD
AND THAT'S ME.
- YEAH, RIGHT, THERE'S NO WAY I'M LOSING TO YOU.
- ( laughs ) - NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
- CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. 'CAUSE I'M A REAL MAN, BABY.
- OH, YEAH, I'M ALL FIRED UP NOW.
- AYE, SIR.
- I'M GONNA DO WHATEVER IT TAKES
TO MAKE YOU AN S-CLASS WIZARD, CANA.
- BETTER HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT ME.
'CAUSE I WON'T GO EASY ON YOU.
- ( laughs ) BIG TALK FOR A BUNCH OF WIMPS.
- WHAT THE HECK DID YOU CALL ME? ( winces )
- COME ON, ELFMAN, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.
- WELL, WE KNOW WHO'S NOT GONNA MAKE S-CLASS.
- LISTEN. I'M ABOUT TO GIVE INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE SECOND PART.
THE NEXT STAGE OF THE S-CLASS TRIAL STARTS NOW.
- ( all gasp )
( all gasp )
- TO PASS THE NEXT ROUND, YOU MUST SEARCH THE ISLAND
FOR THE GRAVE OF FAIRY TAIL'S FOUNDER--
MAVIS VERMILLION.
- I FORGOT SHE WAS BURIED HERE.
- AND WE'VE GOTTA FIND WHERE THAT IS.
- COME ON, GRAMPS.
THAT'S ALMOST TOO EASY. - NO JOKE.
- YOU HAVE SIX HOURS TO FIND IT OR YOU FAIL.
NO EXCUSES. IS THAT CHALLENGING ENOUGH?
VERY WELL. I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU AT MAVIS' GRAVE.
- YOU READY? LET'S GO! - AYE, SIR.
- Narrator: MEANWHILE, WENDY IS STILL AT IT.
- ( crying )
- IF YOU KEEP THAT UP, YOU'LL RUN OUT OF TEARS.
- I'M SORRY. I CAN'T STOP.
- LISTEN, WENDY. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.
MAKAROV SAID THIS ISLAND IS CONSIDERED
FAIRY TAIL'S SACRED GROUND.
SO DO YOU KNOW WHY?
- WELL, YEAH, I THINK SO.
BECAUSE THIS IS WHERE THE GUILD'S FIRST MASTER IS BURIED.
- YEAH. ALTHOUGH THAT CAN'T BE THE ONLY REASON.
TENROU ISLAND'S PROTECTED BY A POWERFUL FORCE FIELD
THAT HIDES IT FROM OUTSIDERS.
APPARENTLY, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND,
NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF MAGIC YOU USE.
MAVIS WAS SPECIAL,
BUT I DON'T THINK THEY'D GO TO SUCH LENGTHS TO HIDE HER GRAVE.
SUPPOSEDLY, THERE'S A MAJOR SECRET
REGARDING THE FAIRY TAIL GUILD.
THAT'S HIDDEN SOMEWHERE ON THIS ISLAND.
- DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE SECRET IS?
- NOPE. I HAVE NO IDEA.
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
DO YOU WANNA GO AND DO SOME EXPLORING?
- ( giggles )
- THE PRINCE-- I MEAN, MYSTOGAN,
FELT IT WAS BEST TO AVOID CONTACT WITH PEOPLE
WHENEVER HE VISITED THIS WORLD.
- I'VE BEEN TOLD HE WOULD PUT EVERYONE TO SLEEP
WHEN HE DROPPED BY THE GUILD.
I ASSUME HE WAS TRYING TO PREVENT THEM
FROM SEEING HIS FACE.
- AND THAT'S WHY I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE
HE'D HAVE A PUPIL HERE. - WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?
- WHILE IT'S NOTHING MORE THAN BASELESS SPECULATION,
I HAVE A THEORY.
- IT'S SO PRETTY UP HERE. - BE CAREFUL.
- ( giggles )
- I KNOW IT MIGHT SOUND CRAZY,
BUT I'M NOT SURE MEST IS A MEMBER OF FAIRY TAIL.
- ( panting ) PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!
- ( roaring ) - PICK UP THE PACE, LUCY.
- ( screaming )
PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP.
NO, I'M TOO CUTE TO DIE!
- MAN, I HATE THIS ISLAND. - I'M STARTING TO THINK I MIGHT DIE HERE.
- THIS AIN'T NOTHING BUT A BUMP ON THE ROAD ON MY WAY TO BEING S-CLASS.
- SURE, WHATEVER YOU SAY.
- FOLLOW A REAL MAN TO SAFETY! - OH, SHUT UP.
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.
- STOP INTERRUPTING ME OR YOU'RE GONNA GET CHARRED.
- ( roaring ) - I WARNED YOU.
- THERE'S NO STOPPING NATSU WHEN HE WANTS SOMETHING,
AND HE WANTS TO FINISH THIS TEST.
- ( groans ) - ( sighs )
- HOORAY! WAY TO GO, NATSU. YOU READY TO GET MOVING?
- NO, NOT YET. GIVE ME A SEC.
- YOU'D BETTER TELL ME WHERE THE FIRST GUILD MASTER'S GRAVE IS,
OR I'M GONNA BURN YOU TO A CRISP, YOU GOT THAT, BIG GUY?
- THAT'S CUCKOO! - I DON'T KNOW.
- THAT'S COOL. - IT ANSWERED YOU?
- HOW DOES GRAMPS EXPECT US TO FIND MAVIS' GRAVE
WHEN HE DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO GIVE US ANY CLUES?
- PRETTY SNEAKY. I GUESS THIS ROUND'S GONNA BE HARDER THAN WE THOUGHT.
- YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT,
THIS ISLAND'S SHAPED KIND OF FUNKY, ISN'T IT?
- YEAH, SO?
- YOU WANNA GO SEE WHAT'S AT THE TOP WITH ME?
- DEFINITELY! - AWESOME!
I KNEW TEAMING UP WITH YOU WAS A GOOD IDEA.
I COULDN'T DO THIS WITHOUT YOU, LITTLE BUDDY.
ALL RIGHT. YOU READY TO HEAD TO THE TOP?
- YEP, YOU KNOW IT.
- Narrator: THIS IS FAIRY TAIL'S MAKESHIFT BASE ON TENROU ISLAND.
- NO WAY. ELFMAN AND EVERGREEN SAID THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED?
- YEP, IT TOTALLY CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD AND THAT GAVE THEM
AN OPENING TO ATTACK.
- WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? THEY'VE OBVIOUSLY BEEN DATING
AWHILE IF THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED,
BUT YOU NEVER MENTIONED IT.
- I THINK THEY JUST WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING SHOCKING
TO THROW ME OFF. I GUESS I'VE STILL GOT A LOT TO LEARN.
- WHAT IF IT WASN'T A STRATEGY?
- REMEMBER WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE.
KNOWING MY BROTHER, I DOUBT THAT IT'S TRUE.
I NEVER IMAGINED THE TWO OF THEM
GETTING MARRIED AND HAVING BABIES.
HMM.
- I'M A REAL BABY.
- ( crying ) - THERE'S NO NEED TO CRY.
IT'S KIND OF CUTE, DEPENDING ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT.
- Lisanna: YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT,
THEY'D MAKE AN AWESOME COUPLE.
- THEY'RE GONNA HAVE BABIES.
- HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO FRIED AND BIXLOW?
- APPARENTLY, THE TWO OF THEM AND GILDARTS WENT BACK HOME.
- JEEZ. TALK ABOUT IMPATIENT.
THEY COULD'VE STAYED AND WATCHED THE REST OF THE TRIAL.
- I'M MORE CONCERNED ABOUT MEST AND WENDY. WHERE ARE THEY?
- THEY SHOULD'VE BEEN HERE BY NOW.
- THEY PROBABLY JUST FORGOT THAT WE'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO MEET HERE.
- BABIES. BABIES. - SO THIS MEST GUY.
- I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HIM 'CAUSE I NEVER RAN
INTO HIS COUNTERPART IN EDOLAS.
DID HE JOIN FAIRY TAIL DURING THE TWO YEARS THAT I WAS GONE?
- I DON'T KNOW, DID HE?
- I FEEL LIKE HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A MEMBER.
- HE DOESN'T MAKE A BIG IMPRESSION, HUH?
- I VOLUNTEER TO GO AND LOOK FOR THEM.
I'M STARTING TO GET A LITTLE WORRIED.
- YOU TWO STAY HERE AND GUARD THE TENT.
I'M GOING TO ACCOMPANY JUVIA ON HER SEARCH.
- I WANTED TO DITCH THEM AND GO CHEER ON MY BELOVED GRAY.
- ( screaming )
- A REAL MAN SHOULD NEVER RUN FROM HIS ENEMY.
- IF YOU DON'T STOP THIS "REAL MAN" NONSENSE,
I'LL FINISH YOU MYSELF. - LOOK OUT!
- ( groaning ) - OW, THAT HURT.
- HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
DON'T YOU DARE START THINKING I'M INTERESTED IN YOU
JUST BECAUSE OF WHAT I SAID TO MIRA.
I WAS ONLY TRYING TO THROW HER OFF HER GAME,
NOT EXPRESSING ANY REAL DESIRE TO HOOK UP WITH YOU, BONEHEAD.
- WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM?
GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU, THOUGH, THAT WAS PRETTY SMOOTH.
IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE A NICE GIRL LIKE YOU CAME UP
WITH SUCH A NAUGHTY TRICK.
- YOU MAKE IT SOUND SO DIRTY.
- HUH? PEOPLE?
I'M CONFUSED.
WHY HAVE YOU COME TO SUCH A DESOLATE PLACE?
I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT THIS ISLAND WAS UNINHABITED.
- WELL, YOU WERE WRONG, PAL. - YOU'RE TRESPASSING.
ONLY MEMBERS OF OUR GUILD ARE ALLOWED HERE.
- I'M TRESPASSING? FORGIVE ME.
I DIDN'T KNOW THIS ISLAND WAS CONTROLLED BY A GUILD.
- IT IS. OURS! - NO, STAY BACK!
IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, DON'T COME ANY CLOSER TO ME.
- THAT KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE.
- NO, IT'S NOT. I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU.
I'LL LEAVE THE ISLAND PEACEFULLY.
PLEASE JUST DON'T COME NEAR ME.
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?
- I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE SHOULDN'T BE HERE.
- NO. HERE IT COMES.
PREDATORY DEATH.
I CAN'T STOP IT. ( grunting )
- Natsu: GET DOWN! - ( grunting )
- ( gasps )
YOU.
NATSU.
- WHO ARE YOU?
YOU'D BETTER ANSWER ME OR ELSE.
- ( theme music playing )
- ( singing in Japanese )
- Natsu: I KNOW THIS IS A WEIRD TIME TO ASK,
BUT IF YOU'RE A CAT, WHY ARE YOU BLUE?
- Happy: YEAH, IT IS A WEIRD TIME TO ASK.
I DON'T KNOW, NATSU.
I DON'T REALLY THINK THERE IS A REASON.
- Natsu: THERE'S GOT TO BE.
SOMEONE ONCE SAID, "EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON."
I MEAN, IT WAS AN OLD GUY WALKING DOWN THE STREET,
BUT YOU GET THE POINT.
- Happy: YOU LEARNED THAT FROM SOME RANDOM OLD GUY?
MAN, I THOUGHT YOU FINALLY PICKED UP A BOOK.
- Happy and Natsu: NEXT TIME, "BLACK WIZARD"!
- Happy: MAYBE IT'S 'CAUSE I'M LIKE THE BLUEBIRD OF HAPPINESS.
THAT'S HOW I GOT MY NAME. REMEMBER?
PLUS I HAVE WINGS AND I CAN FLY.
- Natsu: YOU SOUND MORE LIKE A BIRD THAN A CAT.