♪ First you take the Earth ♪
♪ Then put a bean in Tokyo ♪
♪ And another bean in Sichuan, China ♪
♪ Leave contrails as you fly from Dubai to Hawaii ♪
♪ Back to Dubai over the Philippines ♪
♪ And then! North-south between Hawaii and Dubai every 25 degrees ♪
♪ And voilà: Koro Sensei! ♪
"The Koro Sensei Drawing Song" ♪ And voilà: Koro Sensei! ♪
"The Koro Sensei Drawing Song" Now you try!
"The Koro Sensei Drawing Song" Yeah, right!
The theory... of savage youth!
I only speak when it's time to act
I know that's pretty cool
(Searching for our target: we're savage)
Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward
Maybe we're only halfway helpless
What's this wave of irritation?
Proof of our existence?
Look up at the moon and up you go
C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start!
Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag
The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout
Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try)
Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
"Whatever" is easy to say
But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you
But still: youth, to the future!
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth!
"Episode 8: School Trip Time/2nd Period"
Your target this time is a teacher leading students on a school trip.
You may have heard that this teacher is not human.
It's not that I doubt your skill...
...but make all necessary preparations.
The name is Red Eye. I'm an assassin--a sniper.
Wow! With no windows, you can really feel it move!
"School Trip, Day 2: Free Time, Group 1" Wow! With no windows, you can really feel it move!
It's so open, I won't get trainsick-- and 25 KPH is nice and fast.
Says Mr. Mach 20.
Almost there...
The sniper spot we've chosen...
...is a famous stop along the Sagano Tram line...
The Hozu River Bridge.
We'll be making a brief stop on the bridge.
Oh, look, Koro Sensei!
They're going downstream!
Let me see!
Ooh!
Our high sign to the sniper
is the moment Koro Sensei leans out the window to look at the boat!
I downed a target at two klicks
during a sandstorm in the Middle East.
Under these conditions, this'll be a lead-pipe cinch.
Well? That should've been a headshot...
He stopped it with a yatsuhashi?!
Whoops! Found a tiny bone in my Kyoto sweet.
That could've been ugly!
Inconceivable!
A high-spin rifle bullet,
stopped cold by a soft and chewy yatsuhashi?
Just how fast do I need to be?!
Now I understand the ten billion yen bounty.
We've been tasked with killing one extraordinary monster.
This'll be fun.
"11:20 AM: Toei Uzumasa Film Park Free Time, Group 2"
Now begone with you.
I do not care for the pointless waste of life.
Why, you...!
Go on, fellows--get him!
Wow!
Their swords are so fast this close up.
It's very well-choreographed to make it look like that.
I happen to love this kind of swordplay.
Whoa! They're coming this way!
Over here, sir!
Where, where?
I've asked the actors to move vigorously to guide him into place.
Now, while he's distracted by the show...
Eh?
Where'd he go?
Hey! What the hell is he doing?!
When did he get in there with the actors?
I shall assist.
Blood-cherry blossoms are the only flowers that bloom from evil.
He's even got the lines down pat!
If he's in with the actors...
...how'm I gonna hit him?!
This guy is fast.
Don't let his unconventional movements throw you.
But this is too unconventional!
Next!
"2:20 PM: Five-Story Pagoda Free Time, Group 3" I will kill him--I stake my name on it!
You're late, Koro Sensei!
Apologies! I was all caught up in being the star of a samurai drama.
Say what?!
We finished Kiyomizu Temple ages ago.
Then let's trawl Ninenzaka Street for souvenirs.
As if you cared about anything but sweets.
"Repairs In Progress - Pardon Our Dust"
Good.
I can draw a steady bead on him here.
A straight shot from Yasaka's five-story pagoda!
Koro Sensei, try this blotting paper.
I'm a bit embarrassed for you to see what it picks up.
--Go on, go on. --But if I must...
A student will draw his attention at the foot of Sannenzaka
by attempting to test her purchase...
Yes! Right in the temple!
That's not bullet-blotting paper!
See? I told you--look at all this mucus it picked up!
Enough to stop a bullet!
Hmm?
It's Nagisa's group. Hello?
Where are you?!
What... What the hell is he?
His speed and defenses are impeccable...
It's like he was made for the express purpose of being unkillable.
Hello? Oh, Mr. Karasuma.
I'm afraid we're done for today.
The next group you were supposed to work with, Group 4,
has run into trouble with some high-schoolers.
Your target is rushing to their aid.
All right. Understood.
I was thinking of quitting, anyway.
In the eight years I've been an assassin,
not once have I not seen my target's blood in my scope.
That's how I got my name.
It's kinda funny.
Where's the red in my vision now?
Here you go.
A chili spice mix I bought along Sannenzaka.
Oh... It's you. Thanks.
I-It's you!
"My assassination target!" I-It's you!
I've taken care of that pinch my students were in,
and since you've been sightseeing with us all day today,
I thought I'd come pay my respects.
So you saw it all, and you were just playing me?
With a monster like you around,
no wonder the government's bribing mouths shut.
So, are you gonna kill me? Go on, then: Do it.
I chose this line of work. I'm ready.
Eat it already!
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #11: Heat-sensitive tongue"
Of course I'm not going to kill you.
You made this a most enjoyable school trip.
I just wanted to thank you.
My students did some especially in-depth research into Kyoto
in the name of finding good places to kill me.
The geography, the terrain,
its highlights, history, origins...
In short, they had more opportunities than usual
to come to know the city's charms.
Knowing a people, a place, and the mood:
The things assassination has given them will brighten their lives.
Here you go.
So I look forward to being assassinated.
You think as crazy as you look, buddy.
But you know... somehow...
...you're one hell of a teacher.
You're quitting?
Yeah, sorry. I'd like to do some sightseeing on my own.
As an assassin, I was still a novice.
I'm gonna go around taking in all kinds of colors, not just the one.
Now, then...
What color will I see in my scope tomorrow?
Dammit! How the hell are you dodging those?!
This is... a little embarrassing.
She smiles so sweetly, but she moves like a pro.
Wow! I had no idea you were this good at games, Kanzaki!
I kept it quiet. In my family, frivolity was frowned upon.
But maybe I've been too worried about what others think.
Clothes, hobbies, status...
I ran from it, got swept up in it, and wound up lacking confidence.
But Koro Sensei made me realize:
You just need the person you are on the inside
to face forward and do their best.
Kanzaki sure has her surprising side.
I wonder what she and Kayano talked about when they were kidnapped...
--Things seem so light between them. --Ack! They got you!
There!
You okay?
Almost every sniper turned down the job after seeing its difficulty.
--Take that! --and the only one who accepted quit halfway through.
--And Takebayashi goes down! Now for my next opponent. --So much for our sniper plans here in Kyoto.
C'mon, Mr. Karasuma--let's play ping-pong!
I can't be imposing on their school trip any further.
It's free time from here on out.
Sure. But I warn you: I'm good.
This inn is a real dump, though, isn't it?
Two big bedrooms, separated by sex?
The students in all the other classes get their own hotel rooms.
Ah, it's more fun this way.
Hey.
What are you two up to?
"Men's Bath" What are you two up to?
"Men's Bath" Shh!
Isn't it obvious? We're peeping!
Peeping?!
But that's our job!
It's no one's job...
"Men's Bath" Can you still say that after seeing this?
Clothes hung like that mean their wearer is in the bath.
You get what I'm saying?
Yeah...
This is our chance to see what's inside Koro Sensei!
Does he have a body, or is it tentacles all the way down?
What's the harm? It could help us assassinate him.
This has to be the least sexy peeping ever.
Is he a girl?!
Ah, hello, students.
Why are you taking a bubble bath?
We're not supposed to add anything to the water.
This is my mucus.
Eh?
"* Images are simulated." It makes a nice lather and deep-cleans stubborn dirt.
"* Images are simulated." That body can do it all.
But you've let down your guard. We've blocked the exit.
When you get out of that tub, you'll have to walk by us.
We might not be able to kill you, but we will see you naked!
That won't do!
Jellied broth?!
Oh, dear--the water's getting cold.
He got away.
Well, that was a lot of pointless peeping, Nakamura.
I sure learned a lot about everyone on this school trip.
We couldn't get any closer to Koro Sensei's true form, though.
Let's go back to the room and chat.
"Favorite Girls Ranking"
Figures: Kanzaki's in the top spot.
Well, no one doesn't like her.
What about you, Sugino? Real slick of you to pull her into our group.
Y'know, with all the crap that went down,
there weren't many chances for us to really talk.
Yeah, you guys had it rough.
I just want to know who likes who.
I can't pick just one!
Other than you, Okajima.
Who do you like, Nagisa?
Huh?
I, uh...
What about you, Maehara? Anyone?
Who, me? My lips are sealed.
That pisses me off! And when I think how popular guys like you are,
it pisses me off even more!
Ooh, looks like fun in here.
Karma!
Great timing!
Is there a girl you like?
Hmm... Okuda, maybe?
No way!
Interesting choice! Why?
I bet she could make some sketchy drugs and chloroform--
really kick my mischief-making up a notch, y'know?
That's one match no one needs to be making.
You guys, these ratings are just between us, okay?
Well, sure.
I mean, most of us don't want this getting out.
So do not let the girls or any teachers find out ab--
Evening, all. Mm-hmm. I see.
"Student Data: Boys (3)" Evening, all. Mm-hmm. I see.
He took notes and split!
Kill him!
Nabbing this data is exactly what my ultra-high speed is for!
"Koro Sensei Weak Point #12: Loves gossip"
Huh? What boys we like?
Yeah. That's what girls talk about on trips like this. It's fun!
Ooh, ooh! I know: Mr. Karasuma!
Yeah, yeah. We all like Mr. Karasuma. I mean someone in our class.
Huh?
I guess Isogai and Maehara are pretty all right...
Really? You think so?
Sure. Unfortunately, Maehara plays the field,
so doesn't that put student council rep Isogai in the lead?
Karma would win on good looks alone.
If only he were better behaved.
Yeah...
Hmm... He's really not that scary, though.
Yeah, he's usually quiet.
What is he, a wild animal?
What about you, Kanzaki?
Huh? I don't really...
Oh, don't you?
C'mon, spill it!
The boys can't take their eyes off you! Spill it!
I'm serious!
Hey, children!
I'm here to tell you it's almost time for lights-out, more or less.
"More or less"?
It's not like you won't stay up talking anyway.
Just keep it down, all right?
How come you get to drink? That's mean!
Well, I am a grown-up, after all.
I know! Tell us some of your grown-up stories, Professor Bitch!
Eh?
They'd be much more useful than your usual classes!
I heard that!
All right, all right...
Professor Bitch, you're only twenty?!
She's so experienced--I thought she was older.
Right? And she's got that whole "black widow" vibe going on.
Yes, the sex appeal of a black widow that only a rich life can--
Who called me a black widow?!
A little late on the comeback there.
Now listen here! Women have a short shelf life.
Unlike me, you were born in a country free from danger.
Be grateful, and polish your woman-ness with all your might.
Professor Bitch actually said something decent!
Feels kinda... cheeky!
Don't toy with me, you brats!
But, but, but...
Tell us about the men you seduced!
Yeah, I wanna know!
All right, then.
But this might be a little spicy for children's tastes, so watch out.
Now, when I was seventeen...
Hey, you there!
Don't just waltz into our girl talk like that!
Awww!
Why not? I'd like to hear your love stories, too.
Easy for you to say, Koro Sensei.
You never tell us anything about your private life!
Yeah! Fair's fair!
Don't you have any love stories of your own?
You like big boobs--you must have at least had a crush on someone!
He's gone!
Let's catch him, make him talk, then kill him!
There he is!
Murder him!
Over here!
Rats! Caught in a pincer attack!
I guess it all comes back to assassination in the end.
Yeah...
Where'd you go?!
Phew! That was a close one.
What's with all the racket?
The students almost had me spilling the beans about my love life.
Your love life?
My past is packed with tales of romance.
I couldn't hope to count them on all my hands and feet.
Is this back when you had two hands and two feet?
No, I won't go there.
You probably won't talk about it, anyway.
You're a wise man, Mr. Karasuma.
Even while traveling, it's crude to ask after the number of one's appendages.
That was one fun school trip,
seeing everyone in a different light and all.
Uh-huh...
What's wrong?
I was just thinking...
It feels like our class trip is almost over, right?
But this way of life has just begun,
and we don't know if the world'll end next year or what.
Yeah...
Still, this class will be over for sure, come March.
Yeah, it will.
I want to learn more about everyone, to kill Koro Sensei--
I want to live so that nothing's left undone.
For now, I'd just like one more school trip, you know?
"School Trip Guidebook Kunugigaoka Junior High School, Class 3-E"
"School Trip Guidebook" Yeah.
And so the curtain fell on our fun school trip.
Tomorrow we go back to our lives at school--
in our assassination classroom.
The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage
On the backs of closed eyelids
With notebook and pen in my leather bag
C'mon, let's go walking
I draw and I draw
But they don't get any neater
There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen
I still remember the shooting star
I saw last night--I was waiting for...
Hello, shooting star
Hello, shooting star again
She's been waiting
That dreaming girl has been here
All this time, ah ah
Just like she was that day, ah ah
Shine again
No luck assassinating him on that school trip either, eh?
Are you sure about this, Karasuma?
All due to my own shortcomings. I shall redouble my efforts.
May is almost over. The deadline draws ever nearer.
If it comes to it, just fire a missile at the school, flatten the whole--
No. The risk is too great.
Besides, he can escape any blast in an instant.
Remember when we fired at him over the Pacific?
He came to us later having put the fragments all back together.
Turned out great!
Then... is there really no way?
Not to worry.
Several ally nations have gathered their technology together
for research.
We'll use the fruit of their labor.
Japan's Ministry of Defense has just given its consent:
Two very special assassins... will be joining his class.
Both with abilities made superhuman with science.
One of them will need time to work out the kinks,
but the other has been put on standby while you were away.
There's a real surprise waiting for you back at school,
Mr. Karasuma.