Long time no see, Big Teach.
Yes, I've finally gotten paid.
Japan's cheap snacks are of superb quality.
They're absolutely worth disguising myself for!
Stop that!
Aw, just come with us, willya?
But I have to get to my new teaching position!
So you're a teacher!
Tutor us, then--we're awful dumb!
Why don't I tutor you in the right way to hit on a woman from your car?
Lesson 1: Decorate your car beautifully.
The car's lousy with ribbons!
There is no Lesson 2.
Are you all right?
Thank you so much!
What an upstanding man. I'll never forget your kindness!
By the way,
do you know how to get to Kunugigaoka Junior High?
The theory... of savage youth!
I only speak when it's time to act
I know that's pretty cool
(Searching for our target: we're savage)
Our feelings stray-- they get lost, but move forward
Maybe we're only halfway helpless
What's this wave of irritation?
Proof of our existence?
Look up at the moon and up you go
C'mon now: C-c'mon k-kill c-c'mon --start!
Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag
The breakthrough you whispered about is finally worth a shout
Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (you can do it if you try)
Haven't gone through with it-- that's why it's a drag (I know you can)
"Whatever" is easy to say
But I want to struggle now, I want to burst with you
But still: youth, to the future!
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! The theory of savage youth!
"Episode 4: Grown-Up Time"
"Old Campus"
Now, allow me to introduce
your brand-new temporary foreign-language teacher.
Irina Jelavich. Nice to meet you all!
What a knockout!
What knockers!
Wait...
--Why's she all over him? --Who'd have thought you were a teacher here?
--Pisses me off... --That's a wig.
Oh, I don't mind!
This school intends to give you authentic experience in foreign languages.
I trust there are no complaints
about her taking over half your English lessons?
If we must...
We've got us one heck of a teacher! Not only that,
she seems to really have a thing for Koro Sensei.
Uh-huh.
I might get some assassination hints out of this.
The octopoid Koro Sensei seems flummoxed,
having a human woman hanging all over him.
His face has so many unique colors--
so what color is "bewilderment"?
He's just plain smitten!
There's no mistaking that face.
Guess he goes for humans, too.
"Koro Sensei's Weak Point #5: Boobs"
The more I look at you, the more I like what I see.
Your beady eyes, like two diarrhea pills...
Your undefined joints...
Why, you're positively captivating!
How embarrassing!
Don't let her trick you, Koro Sensei!
No woman finds those things attractive!
We're not that dense.
Any teacher coming to this class at this time
has a fairly high probability of being no ordinary teacher.
Hup! Pass! Hup! Kill!
I had all kinds of close-range methods prepared...
I just never thought my seduction tactics would work.
Irina Jelavich. Profession: assassin.
Not only is she beautiful, she has a dozen languages at her command.
She can bewitch a target from any nation,
and kill even heavily guarded targets from point-blank range with ease.
She's an assassin with a fine handle on infiltration and approach.
But you can't just hire an assassin to work at a school.
We'll have you do some teaching to keep up appearances.
I'm a pro.
My job will be done before I need to resort to teaching.
Hup! Pass!
Hup! Kill!
Hup! Pass!
Hup! Kill!
--Hup! Pa-- --Koro Sensei!
Oh, Koro Sensei!
Mr. Karasuma tells me you're oh so very fast! Is that true?
Well, not that fast...
"Sensei-O-Vision"
Could you do me a favor?
"Sensei-O-Vision" I'd love to try some real Vietnamese coffee.
"Sensei-O-Vision" Won't you bring me some while I'm teaching English?
Why, of course. I happen to know a great café in Vietnam.
Er... Ms. Irina? Class is starting. Shouldn't we go back in?
Class? Oh, right. Just make it a study hall or something.
And... can you not call me by my first name?
I won't be playing teacher unless that octopus is around,
so you are to call me Ms. Jelavich.
So what are you going to do, Ms. Bitch?
No nicknames!
You're an assassin, right?
The entire class working together can't kill this monster,
and you're going to kill him all by yourself?
Brat. Grown-ups have their own grown-up ways of doing things.
You must be Nagisa Shiota.
Come to the staff room later. I'd like to see what you have on him.
The same goes for anyone else with key intel!
I'll give you something good in return.
I can even swap in a man for you girls.
It's a pro's job to have both technique and connections.
You brats go watch from the outfield.
Oh, one more thing:
Interfere even slightly in my assassination and I'll kill you.
Her skilled kisses that make you swoon.
Her tough-looking companions. The gravity of her threat.
We knew at once she was the real deal: a professional killer.
At the same time, most of the class sensed something else:
we hated her.
"Study Hall"
I've never killed an unidentified creature
like this before...
Everything's ready.
The boy's shared his intel with me.
Some of us have destroyed a single tentacle, but that doesn't faze him.
Maybe... you have to destroy all his tentacles at once.
He can escape before you deal the final blow.
And...
if you plan to sneak up on him, you probably shouldn't smoke.
For having no nose, Koro Sensei has a wicked sense of smell.
That won't conflict with my plan.
I am Irina Jelavich, a pro among pros
who's pulled off assassinations in all kinds of circumstances.
C'mon, Ms. Bitch, teach us already!
"Bitch" C'mon, Ms. Bitch, teach us already!
"Bitch" Yeah, Ms. Bitch!
"Bitch" I mean, you are a teacher here, right, Ms. Bitch?
Quit your "bitch"ing!
For one thing, they're pronounced differently!
You Japanese can't differentiate between B and V!
I'll teach you the right way to say V!
First lightly bite your bottom lip. Go on!
Yes, right!
Now stay like that for an hour and give me some peace and quiet.
What kind of lesson is this?!
"Old Campus"
I understand you've brought in a rather shady trio.
That plan is news to me.
Yes: all pros, all more than competent. And tight-lipped.
They're so in love with me, they'll do whatever I ask--for free.
Everything's set up. Today I act.
Ms. Irina!
Here's the Indian chai you requested.
Oh, thank you, Koro Sensei! Just what I wanted for my afternoon tea!
Actually, Koro Sensei, I'd like to speak with you.
Could you come to the shed during fifth period?
Speak with me? But of course.
Fifth period, right?
I'll be there with certain-tea! Because that's chai tea, get it?
Hey, now--you kiddin' me?
They're goin' into that shed together!
Kind of a let-down,
--My trip to India was perfect chai-ming! --watching Koro Sensei fall for such an obvious ploy.
Mr. Karasuma?
I don't think we'll ever warm up to her.
Apologies. She's a pro here on government orders.
Still...
completing all her preparations in a single day
proves she's an assassin of the highest caliber.
So what did you want to talk about, Ms. Irina?
Assassination by infiltration
requires flexibility toward one's target.
I'm up against an unidentified creature.
--Best to do it quickly, before he gets suspicious.
--Koro Sensei... --Best to do it quickly, before he gets suspicious.
I... I always fall for exceptional people.
With your body, your strength--
you're so exceptional, it was love at first sight.
Oh, er, uh--
Do you think that makes me a strange woman?
Turn his attention to me, even by force,
so he won't notice what's really going on.
I spent all night fixing up the place. All to hunt you down...
target of mine.
You're a bad boy, Koro Sensei.
W-We can't do this--not here!
You foolish, foolish man.
Farewell.
Give me a minute to take all this off.
All?!
--Relax... I'll be all done in a minute.
--All... --Relax... I'll be all done in a minute.
All?!
All--
Live ammo and real guns.
M61.
M134.
M249.
All spraying ammo with superlative speed and firepower.
These weird pellets won't come into play.
After all, there's nothing these bullets won't kill.
Firing complete in 3, 2, 1...
...ze--
Unfortunately, Ms. Irina, lead bullets have no effect on me.
They just melt inside my body.
And take a good look at my face.
You have... four eyes?!
No, two of those are nostrils.
Who can tell?!
There's a metallic odor in the shed that wasn't here until yesterday.
An old-man smell whose incongruity opened my nostrils.
For having no nose, Koro Sensei has a wicked sense of smell.
By pretending to be caught in your trap, I could easily uncover my assassin.
In other words...
as a pro, you clung too tightly to common-sense assassination.
My students' attempts are far more flexible and formidable.
And did you know?
My retaliation takes the form of care and grooming.
Nooo!
"slither slither" Nooo!
What was that?!
Gunshots, a scream... and now a slithery sound!
"slither slither"
No!
"slither slither" No...
She's getting slithered but good!
Let's go!
Koro Sensei!
How are those boobs?!
I wish I could have enjoyed myself a little longer...
but I'm really looking forward to our classes together.
Wh-What happened in there?
Ms. Bitch is wearing a wholesome, retro gym outfit!
To think he did all that to me in only one minute...
He loosened my stiff shoulders and back,
gave me a lymphatic oil massage,
got me changed at top speed...
and then to do that slithery thing with his tentacles?
What thing?!
What did you do, Koro Sensei?
Oh, you know, grown-ups need grown-up care.
That's the face of a guilty grown-up!
Back to the classroom, now.
Yes, sir.
This is unforgivable. I've never suffered such an unsightly failure!
I am a pro, and I shall repay him for this disgrace!
"Study Hall"
That octopus better not think a pro like me
is already out of ideas.
I'll need all-new supplies.
Dammit! Why doesn't this backwoods school have Wi-Fi?!
You're trying awful hard, Ms. Bitch.
Your pride must be in tatters after that.
Excuse me...
What?
If you won't teach us anything, could you swap with Koro Sensei?
We've got entrance exams this year.
Ha! You want that vicious creature to teach you?
You think your exams compare at all to a planetary crisis?
Must be nice being a clueless kid!
Besides, I understand you E-Class students
are the school's loser misfits.
There can't be any point to studying now.
I know--how about this?
If my attempt succeeds, I'll give you 5 million yen to share!
That's far more than you'd gain from any pointless schoolwork!
So shut up and do as I...
Get out.
--Get out, you damn bitch! --Bring in Koro Sensei!
Wh-Where'd all this come from?! I'll kill you all!
"No Big Boobs!!" I'd like to see you try!
"No Big Boobs!!" Yeah, that's right! Down with big boobs!
That's your complaint?
"Staff Room"
What is with those brats?!
They're sharing space with a fine woman like me--
and they're not grateful?!
They're not--hence the classroom chaos.
Go apologize to them--
if you want to stick around for another attempt, that is.
Why should I? I have no teaching experience!
Let me focus on assassination!
All right, then. Come with me.
Erromango, one of the islands of Vanuatu, or the New Hebrides...
What's he doing?
Writing test questions.
It's what he does every Wednesday during sixth period.
It sure seems to be taking a long time.
At Mach 20, shouldn't those tests be written already?
They're different for each student.
He writes individualized questions, taking into account
the students' best and worst subjects.
Chiba has spatial figures down pat.
Why don't I give him a slightly tougher trick question?
He has advanced intelligence and speed,
this dangerous creature who'll destroy the Earth.
And his teaching work is close to perfect.
Take that!
Now look at the students.
They're just fooling around.
It's training: how to accurately strike a moving target with a knife.
--Assassination badminton. I taught them that. --Attack!
--That's a thrust: 3 points. --Whaaat?
Target and teacher,
assassins and students.
Here in this bizarre classroom that creature's made for us,
everyone has two roles to play.
You make a big deal out of being a pro,
but if you can't be both an assassin and a teacher,
then this is the worst place for a pro like you.
You okay?
Sheesh!
If you want to stay here and keep going after him,
don't look down on these students.
"You're incredible in bed." Repeat.
Come on!
"Y-You are incredible in bed."
When I assassinated a certain VIP in America,
I first turned on the charm to get close to his bodyguard.
Those are the words he said to me. They mean:
"You're great in the sack!"
Just what are you making us junior-high kids say?!
It's often said that the fastest way to learn another language
is to get yourself a lover who speaks it.
You want to know what they're feeling,
so you try your hardest to understand what they say.
When necessary in the course of my work...
"David" "Christiano" "Nemanja" "Eric" "Ji Sung" "Shinji" "Howard" When necessary in the course of my work...
I have used that method to learn more than a few new languages.
Therefore, my lessons will teach you how to sweet-talk foreigners.
The basics of chummy chats, straight from a pro assassin:
Master them and they'll come in handy with a real live foreigner.
A foreigner!
"Depp-ish" "Jolie-esque" A foreigner!
Let that octopus teach you what you need for your exams.
The only thing I can teach you is practical conversation skills.
And if you still don't think of me as a teacher,
I'll give up on my assassination and leave.
Th-That ought to fly with you all.
And... I'm sorry about all that stuff.
Why so nervous? You were just threatening to kill us!
She's totally a teacher now.
We can't call you "Ms. Bitch" anymore.
You... you understand!
It was a pretty rude thing to call a teacher.
Yeah. We need something else.
How 'bout "Professor Bitch"?
Er... how about we move away from the whole "bitch" thing?
Just call me by my first name. I don't mi--
But that "bitch" thing really isn't going away.
Yeah. "Professor Bitch" fits her way better than "Ms. Irina."
Well, there you have it. Welcome, Professor Bitch!
Let's get started, Professor Bitch!
I hate you all so much!
She's fitting right in.
More or less.
Don't screw with me! Bunch of rotten brats!
Thank you, Mr. Karasuma.
I want my students to be able to converse with an actual foreigner,
and really, who better than a globetrotting assassin?
You mean he saw all this coming?
Time to top off my sugar reserves
--after all that hard mental work! --He stubbornly refuses to say
why he started teaching the E Class.
But the more we make this place the ideal assassination environment,
the more we're lured into making it the ideal learning environment.
--Aren't you cute?! --I am not!
This monster's got us all at the tips of his tentacles.
There'll be a big taste test tonight!
The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage
On the backs of closed eyelids
With notebook and pen in my leather bag
C'mon, let's go walking
I draw and I draw
But they don't get any neater
There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen
I still remember the shooting star
I saw last night--I was waiting for...
Hello, shooting star
Hello, shooting star again
She's been waiting
That dreaming girl has been here
All this time, ah ah
Just like she was that day, ah ah
Shine again