Now, then...
What on earth are you going to do, hmm?
First, you'll be enjoying a video Mimura put together,
then the seven top testers will destroy your tentacles.
That'll be the signal for us all to jump in and begin the assassination.
Does that sound all right, Koro Sensei?
More than all right.
Thanks for setting this up, Mimura.
It was hard work--I was editing all through dinner.
This chapel is surrounded by ocean,
and there's a chance the walls and windows are treated with an anti-me substance.
Escape is too risky.
I suppose I'll just have to dodge everything in here.
Koro Sensei?
I have to pat you down first.
We may be surrounded by water, but if you smuggled in that swimsuit,
you'd still be able to get away.
You're being so careful! But I wouldn't pull such a dirty trick.
This teacher can easily dodge my attacks even while I'm touching him.
But...
with all of us in on this...
Stand up, bow, lock on!
Stand up, bow, lock on! Oh, yeah
Sensei! Target on
The more the potential, the bigger the hassle
Our dropout mentality goes beyond the extraordinary
We looked like we were nodding off, hidden knives in hand
Stand up, bow, lock on!
Let it go and someone's sure to take care of it
We thought it was someone else's problem... and yet
Mr. Teacher, tell us
Will we, still incomplete
Be able to shoot through
The invincible target that's you?
As long as we keep trying, the odds are 50/50
Mr. Teacher, look at us
Lost in so many ways
For you more than anyone else
Studying like a house on fire
Our bloodlust alone is our message to you
A self- (let's go) reliant (all out)
Revolution
Oh, yeah! Sensei! Target on
"Episode 18: Action Time"
Are you ready?
No need to hold back. Come right at me!
Here we go, Koro Sensei.
AC...
"Project AC: Assassins"
Somewhere in Tokyo: Kunugigaoka Junior High, Class 3-E.
As it happens, their teacher is also their assassination target.
People are going in and out of this chapel in the dark behind me.
That would conceal the number of people and their positions.
But you underestimate me. I can tell two students' smells are missing.
From that direction, I can smell the E Class's top snipers,
Hayami and Chiba.
This video really is well done.
You edited and narrated this, Mimura?
Nice camera blocking, good music... really sharp.
It pulls me right--
Joining us today are those who shared top-secret intel
with the recon team.
We'll hear what they have to say... after this.
"Project AC: Assassins"
"Tokyo resident Koro Sensei (age unknown)" His bribery... failed.
It failed?!
His current favorite is mature office women.
These are all the dirty magazines this octopus has gathered.
No! Come on, Okajima! I told you guys not to tell anyone!
A giant shadow looms over the line for the women-only cake buffet.
Who could it be?
It's him.
I'm Koroko!
--Excuse me, but this is for women only... --His disguise can't last long.
--What do you think you're doing?! --It's a miracle they found out he wasn't a woman
without discovering he wasn't even human.
Porn, cross-dressing, and not a hint of shame? What a dirty pervert!
--Take one! --Before payday,
--Thanks! --this man lines up his clones to get free tissues.
--Thanks! --And what does he do with them?
--Here we have fried pocket tissues! --Fries them up and eats them.
--I recently noticed they have quite a sweet taste to them, --Has he no dignity as an educator--nay, as a living being?
--and a pleasant spongy texture. --Has he no dignity as an educator--nay, as a living being?
And that's not all.
We have a full hour of embarrassing footage of this instructor.
Another hour of this?!
"One Hour Later"
I'm dead. I'm already dead.
For all that to be out in the open... I can't go on living.
"The End" Now, did you happen to notice anything
while you sat through our top-secret video, Koro Sensei?
Water! But I didn't sense anyone pouring it in!
It couldn't be...
High tide!
Someone musta shortened the support pilings on this here chapel.
Boatsick, shamed, and now waterlogged...
You've slowed down quite a bit.
Now for the main event...
A promise is a promise. No dodgin', now.
A valiant effort. But I know where the snipers are.
If I just keep an eye out in that direction...
Commence operation.
Begin!
5 seconds elapsed.
Did it come apart?!
Yesss!
35 seconds elapsed.
Flyboards?
A hydraulic cage?!
Koro Sensei doesn't do well with sudden changes to his environment.
From the chapel to a cage of water!
It'll confuse his weakened tentacles
and lower his reaction speed even further!
53 seconds elapsed.
Commencing volley.
Taking aim.
The area around Koro Sensei: 1 meter in total.
Koro Sensei is highly tuned to attacks that make contact.
But we're actually not going to aim at him!
We'll block his escape path with a hail of bullets!
And that's not all!
The final blow
goes to those two!
The ones onshore are two dummies infused with their scents!
By alerting him to the shore while in the chapel
and changing the setting to a water cage,
we've created a whole new sniping target!
Game over!
You've done well... to come this far!
Nagisa!
This is clearly unlike any of our previous attempts--
it feels like it worked!
Stay alert!
He can regenerate!
Isogai, Kataoka: change of plans. Watch the water!
Yes, sir!
But he had nowhere to run!
Look!
Hey...
Uh-huh.
What the hell is that?
My trump card of all trump cards: my Absolute Defense Form!
Absolute Defense Form?!
The exterior is crystallized high-density condensed energy.
The energy left over upon shrinking my body down
hardens in a shell around it.
In this form, I'm absolutely invincible!
No... So if you always stay in that form, we can never kill you!
If only that were the case.
"High-Density Energy Crystal" "Core" This energy crystal will decay in about a day.
"Decay Begins" "After 24 Hours" This energy crystal will decay in about a day.
"During Reconstruction" "Physical Regeneration" And the moment it does, my body will re-inflate,
"Complete Recovery" absorbing energy and returning to its usual form.
On the other hand, for the approximately one day
until this crystal decays,
I can't move an inch.
This brings with it certain risks.
Where did my thing go?
--I put it out with the trash. --Oh, nooo!
What I'm most afraid of
is being placed into a high-speed rocket during that time
and discarded in the far reaches of outer space...
But I've thoroughly studied that eventuality.
Nowhere in the world is there a rocket capable of making that flight
within 24 hours.
He got us. Another trick up his sleeve--after all that.
Even taking all his weak points into account,
it was an utter failure.
Invincible, my ass.
Somethin' like this has gotta be breakable somehow!
It's no use. Even a nuclear bomb wouldn't leave a scratch.
Oh, I get it.
No weaknesses means we're out of options.
No! Stop! I can't cover my face without any hands!
Sorry, sorry! Then I'll just...
stick this sea slug on you!
Someone go find me a filthy old guy so I can jam this thing down his shorts!
No! Help!
In some ways, we can do whatever we want with him.
Yep. And Karma's positively gifted at times like this.
We'll disperse for now, students.
The top brass and I will discuss how to deal with this one.
Going to throw me in a pool full of anti-me material?
It won't work.
A portion of my energy would explode;
like before, the blast would send everything nearby flying.
But you should be proud.
Even the armies of the world couldn't get this far with me.
It all comes down to the magnificence of your plan.
Koro Sensei praised our assassination like he always does,
but it was our biggest disappointment yet.
With the shock of our all-in full-throttle attack missing the mark,
coupled with an unusual sense of fatigue,
we made our way back to the hotel.
Ritsu?
Yes?
You recorded that, right?
Yes: all of the assassination, with a high-speed camera whenever possible.
I knew the second I fired that I'd missed.
That my bullet couldn't kill him.
I can't say for sure.
The exact time it took him to move into that form is unclear.
However, if your shot had been 0.5 seconds faster,
or if Hayami's had been 30 centimeters closer,
you would have had a 50 percent chance of killing him before he noticed.
I was so confident. I mean, in rehearsal,
we practiced firing from an even less stable spot--and I didn't miss.
But when the time came, my fingers stiffened and my vision narrowed.
Same here.
The pressure of absolutely not being allowed to miss.
That crucial now-or-never moment...
To think it'd be this different from practice.
I'm just so exhausted!
Let's head back to our room and rest. I don't feel like doing anything.
What, one lousy miss and you lose all your oomph?
We did what we were supposed to do, so tomorrow we can just enjoy ourselves!
Ooh, yeah! Tomorrow I get to take in some swimsuited beauties for sure!
No matter how tired I may be, I'm not too tired for a nosebleed!
Man, I just don't have the energy.
Something's not right. Everyone's too exhausted!
Can I lean on you a second, Nagisa?
Nakamura!
I want to get back to the room and change,
but my body can't seem to move at all.
You're burning up!
Just imagining those babes gave me a nosebleed!
Okajima!
I-Is this...
Hey! Where's the hospital on this island?
Uh... well, it's such a small island...
"Number Withheld" "Incoming Call"
Hey, Teach. Your precious students seem to be in a real bad way.
Who is this?!
Hey, Ritsu!
Who I am doesn't matter.
Those brats aren't the only ones going after that marked man.
You mean you did this?
How observant.
It's an artificial virus. Once you're infected, it's all over.
The incubation period and initial symptoms vary,
but after a week, the body's cells will be shredded,
ending in death.
There's only one remedy, likewise an original concoction;
unfortunately, I'm the only one who has it.
It's too much of a bother to give it to you, so you'd better come get it directly.
There's a hotel atop this island's mountain.
And bring me the one with the bounty.
Come up to the top floor in the next hour.
But, Teach, you seem pretty tough. Dangerous, even.
So send your two shortest students still standing, one boy, one girl.
We'll talk at the front desk here.
Follow the rules and we'll swap the target for the remedy
and that'll be that.
But contact any outsider or be even a little late
and the remedy
will be destroyed.
I've got to thank you for immobilizing him like that.
Looks like the gods are on our side.
"Number Withheld" "Call Ended"
A third party joining the fray at a time like this? Unbelievable!
Mr. Karasuma?
As we'd expected, it's no use.
Even when we play the government card,
the hotel just responds with claims of privacy protection.
It figures.
It does?
That mountaintop hotel is a noted site for illegal negotiations.
A remote island in the southern sea? Couldn't ask for a better location.
They have connections with some government higher-ups--
even the police are hands-off.
Clearly they're not going to cooperate with us.
What are we gonna do? At this rate, a lot of us will die!
We didn't come here to be killed!
Calm down, Yoshida. We won't die that easily.
Just come up with a way to deal with this.
Yeah... sorry, Hara.
It's too dicey to do what he says. Send your two runtiest students?
These two squirts?!
We'd just be handin' him hostages!
First off, I'm pissed at anyone who would even do this kinda thing.
No one lays a finger on my cohorts!
Our cells...
Heh heh...
I say we ignore his demands! Let's get everyone to a Tokyo hospital!
I'm opposed.
If it really is an unknown artificial virus,
even the biggest hospitals won't have the antivirals to stop it.
The time wasted in bringing in the sick could hurt them more.
Say what?!
We'll work on treating the symptoms for now--
you'd better hurry to the trade-off spot.
Takebayashi...
Our hands are tied.
If Koro Sensei could move, we might've had a chance...
If only our assassination attempt hadn't gone quite so well...
So he's the one they're after.
I wonder if those students will just dutifully hand him over.
What should we do? We only have one hour...
There is a way.
Koro Sensei?
All set!
It looks like Ritsu's completed the prep work I asked her to do.
I need the healthy students to come here.
Wear something you can get dirty.
It's so high...
I infiltrated the hotel's computers
and got schematics of the interior-- complete with guard locations.
A large number of guards are stationed at and around
the main entrance.
It's not possible to enter the hotel without going past the front desk.
However, there is an entryway on this side, atop the ledge.
The terrain is impassable,
and there are no guards posted there.
If you don't want the enemy to get his way...
there's just one thing to do!
Not counting the ten patients and the two left behind to care for them,
all capable students must sneak in from here,
get the jump on the guys at the top,
and steal that remedy!
The sun shines, leaving a red afterimage
On the backs of closed eyelids
With notebook and pen in my leather bag
C'mon, let's go walking
I draw and I draw
But they don't get any neater
There's nothing wrong with the paint I've chosen
I still remember the shooting star
I saw last night--I was waiting for...
Hello, shooting star
Hello, shooting star again
She's been waiting
That dreaming girl has been here
All this time, ah ah
Just like she was that day, ah ah
Shine again
Irina Jelavich's...
"Irina Jelavich's Super-Secret Skills Series"
Super-Secret Skills Series!
Professor Irina can control her circulation
--Normal. --to change her face color at will.
--Red. --Red makes her look shy or drunk,
--Blue. --and blue makes her look uneasy or not feeling well:
an extremely effective tactic when going undercover.
When she tried to show this off to her students,
--Look at this! --they accused her of being a cheap Koro Sensei ripoff.
--I can change the color of my face! --She got angry, and her face went red all by itself.
I didn't rip off anyone!
Assassination Classroom!
Irina Jelavich's...
"Irina Jelavich's Super-Secret Skills Series" Super-Secret Skills Series!
Professor Irina can pop out the parts of a cereal-box prize
and assemble it within one minute.
While this speaks volumes about her kissing techniques,
we still wouldn't want to touch the finished product.
Also: this is dangerous, kids, so don't try this at home.
Assassination Classroom.
Irina Jelavich's...
"Irina Jelavich's Super-Secret Skills Series" Super-Secret Skills Series!
Ms. Irina can use her wig know-how to disguise herself
--Believe it! --as any number of people.
--The culprit is... you! --as any number of people.